--- Log opened Tue Mar 19 00:00:54 2024 05:49 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 05:49 <@Dolemite> Another day, another day waiting on the firewall rule process 06:34 < Evilpig> tell me about it 06:34 < Evilpig> I think i'm getting close to the two month mark 06:36 < Evilpig> just checked. I am 1 week away from two months 06:40 <@Dolemite> You need to get Chad to escalate that shit 06:45 < Evilpig> the whole thing is absurd 06:45 < Evilpig> I could reach out and get them done but that's not fixing the problem 06:45 <@Dolemite> yes, beyond. Guy and I were just chatting about the process and how convoluted it is now. 06:45 < Evilpig> we have a team meeting today and i'm going to bring it up again 07:08 <@Dolemite> Bob Marley - One Love dropped last night 07:08 < Evilpig> I read that this morning. it wasn't listed as a documentary either 07:14 < Evilpig> supposed to get the 1.6 stardew valley update released today too 07:27 < Evilpig> stinkin' nvidia. I had to put a change into my reboot checker to account for them. everytime cuda updates it needs to reboot to reload the kernel stuff but the package doesn't have the reboot flag on it 07:28 < Evilpig> just added another if section to my script that runs after dnf-automatic so now if nvidia-smi throws that error about version mismatch after patching it will reboot 07:30 < Evilpig> I was watching cutthroat kitchen this mornining and it just went black. thought that was odd then the email came in for updates loading and saw the cuda update. :-/ 08:16 <@Dagmar> In Stardew Valley you can now drink mayonnaise! Are you excited? 08:18 < Evilpig> it's what i've always wanted to do. I am kinda happy about the juices, jellies, etc taking on the color of their respective fruits though 08:19 < Evilpig> when I was choosing what wines to put in the aging barrels it sucked to have to read the names to find the most expensive ones, being able to see the difference by color might make it a little better 08:31 <@Dagmar> I can see that. I'm anxious for paint to work in Nightingale so I can paint all these damn chests I'm collecting 08:31 <@Dagmar> You have to get kind of close for their names to appear 08:37 -!- Usul-al-fiqh is now known as eryc 11:05 < aestetix> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdR6UznAtuc 11:06 < PigBot> When Posting All Your Crimes to Snapchat Comes Back to Haunt You - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/2845mo8y 12:20 <@Dagmar> Lord help Fortinet. I'm finally being forced to put in support requests for the Fortimanager 12:20 <@Dagmar> I'm going to know every support person they have by name in the next three months 12:21 <@Dagmar> The "starter ticket" is literally it not doing the thing we need it for the most 12:21 <@Dagmar> Make a policy change, and you can push it to _most_ of the devices, but about 5% of them you can't push the new policy to because it'll insist they already have it (which is nutso) 12:21 < Evilpig> I sent someone from helpdesk to go test a network connection and told him to plug his laptop into the same switch this desktop is then try to ping the desktop. 12:22 <@Dagmar> Thats, that's kind of a _major_ fuckin' problem 12:22 < Evilpig> he went in there, pulled the network cable out of the desktop then told me he still wasn't able tp ing the desktop 12:22 <@Dagmar> Did you tell the department head they need him to pee in a cup? 12:22 < Evilpig> nope, because this is how that group operates 12:23 <@Dagmar> I'm not sure that level of situational awareness is appropriate for even the greenest of new hires 12:23 <@Dagmar> They should simply not be working in IT 12:23 < Evilpig> keep in mind for this ticket to have gotten to me it's been three two previous tiers of support now 12:23 <@Dagmar> Clearly some people think its funny that the other party is that dumb 12:24 < Evilpig> Pretty sure this NIC is getting its mac dropped at the switch so i've pinged netops to verify 12:24 <@Dagmar> Why would it be doing that? Are ya'll doing NAC blacklisting of compromised hardware? 12:25 < Evilpig> yes 12:25 < Evilpig> new cisco experiment that was over hyped and trash 13:12 < Evilpig> Dagmar: you've done a bunch of android dev stuff. is there any way that you know of to execute an adb command when a device boots up? ie "adp tcpip 5555" 13:24 <@Dagmar> Not one that's a good idea. lol 13:24 <@Dagmar> It's possible through the emulator but dangerous AF for a real device 13:25 <@Dagmar> ADB's access controls aren't that great 13:26 <@Dagmar> Seriously I just found out some of our people were told (by Change Healthcare folks) to use a thing called PingID for their 2FA 13:26 <@Dagmar> ...becuase using some software that generates 2FA codes _on the desktop_ and which also provides cloud management as well as "pairing" of the desktop to mobile devices is a good idea. 13:27 <@Dagmar> I would not be even a little bit surprised to find out this was how Change got pwned 13:27 <@Dagmar> I'm going to push for changing our verbiage/guidance on 2FA apps 13:28 <@Dagmar> "Microsoft Authenticator, Google Authenticator, or Authy *only*. No other apps should be used for 2FA codes. No exceptions." 13:28 <@Dagmar> "Phone apps only, no exceptions." 13:29 <@Dagmar> "Personally owned devices only, no exceptions." 13:29 <@Dagmar> "No exceptions because no." 13:48 <@Mirage> Okta 14:04 < Evilpig> authy no longer allows desktop app access 14:04 < Evilpig> i'm likely switching from authy to bitwarden for my 2fa google codes 14:06 <@Dolemite> PingID is similar to Okta. It's a full Identity Provider platform that, unlike Okta, has the ability to run either as a cloud component, on-premise, or a hybrid. This is why Okta keeps getting pwned - because it's cloud only. 14:06 < Evilpig> I don't mind a bad idea either. this is for my tablet that never leaves the house. just want to be able to it with scrcpy whenever without plugging into the usb to enable it first 14:06 <@Dagmar> Well it does appear that PingID is totes fine with breaking the pragma that a 2FA code is "something you have" 14:07 <@Dagmar> Someone's personal phone is probably orders of magnitude safer than some high-value target cloud infrastructure 14:08 <@Dagmar> EMR called foul on it becasue it immediately went after WMIC and I was like "WTF does a 2FA app need to enumerate desktop hardware for. Also, WTF is 2FA doing on a desktop." 14:08 < Evilpig> when I need 2fa for multiple browsers and stuff I have it on the desktop for that 14:09 <@Dagmar> That's fine and dandy for you, but most of our users are nursing staff sharing public workstations 14:09 <@Dagmar> We have enough trouble with them using each other's accounts as it is 14:09 < Evilpig> this is not for them. my desktop is semi-secure 14:09 <@Dagmar> Well, of course. You're a steely-eyed bastard who knows the risks. 14:50 <@Dolemite> aestetix: wow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bghj3EFNPs 14:51 < PigBot> When a Murder Suspect is Caught During Traffic Patrol - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/ywll39vk 15:25 <@Mirage> The sales/project guys keep referring to OS/SAN/NAS/Network/etc as 'Domains' and 'sub-Domains' when talking about this new customer's environment for onboarding. Drives me nuts 15:27 <@Mirage> About like some of the videos I watch where people refer to MB+CPU+Memory as "The Platform". 15:28 <@Mirage> I can see the use of platform, but not domain. Keeps making me think, "I didn't know we were managing their DNS" --- Log closed Wed Mar 20 00:00:55 2024