--- Log opened Thu Jan 25 00:00:09 2024 05:53 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 06:58 <@Mirage> If you need a laugh.. https://youtu.be/qLGGW8m0ViY 06:58 < PigBot> STORMS ARE COMING | Compilation - YouTube (at youtu.be) http://tinyurl.com/2x84tabz 07:40 <@Dolemite> STUPIDITY HAS NO BOUNDS 07:40 <@Dolemite> https://gizmodo.com/teen-fine-joke-text-taliban-jets-scramble-in-spain-1851192668 07:40 < PigBot> ‘On My Way to Blow Up the Plane’: Teen Faces Huge Fine After Joke Leads to Fighter Jets Scrambling (at gizmodo.com) http://tinyurl.com/yrrky5ej 07:46 <@Mirage> Dolemite: Never seen this before. Would have been something fun for the scouts (if you didn't do it anyway). https://youtu.be/WFyKgmnCF-8 07:46 < PigBot> How To Make a Matchbox Rocket Launching Kit - YouTube (at youtu.be) http://tinyurl.com/k635o2q 07:47 <@Dolemite> ah yes we've done those before 07:48 <@Dolemite> and yep, I got it from The King of Random many years ago 07:49 <@Dolemite> we did those and water bottle rockets, which was always a lot more fun, because I made the scouts man the launcher (and get soaked in the process) 07:49 <@Dolemite> I also conveniently left out the pull string that would let you launch from about 6' away 08:50 * aestetix hugs Dolemite 08:50 < aestetix> is it just me 08:51 < aestetix> or are there a lot of tech layoffs right now 09:02 < Evilpig> just you 09:03 < Evilpig> ooooo Delicious in Dungeon :: Braised Cabbage/Oak 09:07 <@Dagmar> Okay. WTF. What keeps OpenDCIM from letting someone see the contents of the rack 09:09 < Evilpig> pebkac most likely 09:09 < Evilpig> do they have rights to see the contents? 09:09 < Evilpig> are you getting an API error? 09:10 <@Dagmar> No the rack is literally just empty for them, which is bizarre 09:11 < Evilpig> and the opendcim irc support channel is over there -> #opendcim 09:11 <@Dolemite> It is full of trolls though 09:11 < Evilpig> that sounds like rights or an api error 09:11 <@Dolemite> They will insert your intelligence for asking a question 09:11 <@Dolemite> insult 09:11 <@Dolemite> lol 09:11 < Evilpig> hit F12 and reload the page and see if you get an api error 09:11 <@Dagmar> Like, I made Ben a part of the Information Technology group 09:12 < Evilpig> normaly if you get an api error you'd see the bouncing square never go away 09:12 < Evilpig> if you're getting an empty rack i'd put money on rights 09:12 <@Dagmar> No, the bouncing square goes away fine 09:12 <@Dolemite> Yeah, what group is the rack itself assigned to? 09:13 <@Dagmar> It was assigned to general, so I just changed /that/ to IT and ticked the box. Maybe that'll change it 09:15 < Evilpig> hit this url as your problem user. https:///api/v1/device?Cabinet= 09:15 < PigBot> HTTPSConnectionPool(host='%3copendcim', port=443): Max retries exceeded with url: / (Caused by NewConnectionError(': Failed to establish a new connection: [Errno -2] Name or service not known',)) (at that should give you a json response of everythign they have rights to see 09:19 <@Dagmar> Okay. Thta gives me some stuff to start with then. Next step should it continue to refuse to behave will be for me to go look through the code to figure out what I'm missing 09:20 < Evilpig> well.. I can tell you right now. the code pulls that api point, then populates the rack with that data 09:21 <@Dagmar> Ben can be a little infuriating at times because he'll share his screen over teams and then click through things like an overcaffinated monkey 09:21 <@Dagmar> There's two racks in there and I caught a glimpse of one item showing that was unassigned, in a different rack that had a total of three items in it 09:22 <@Dagmar> I _thought_ I'd already shoved the second rack into the IT group but maybe I was wrong about that 09:22 < Evilpig> 09:09 < Evilpig> pebkac most likely 09:22 < Evilpig> :D 09:22 <@Dagmar> Hey it happens 09:23 <@Dagmar> New system and this whole project has been chaos 09:23 < Evilpig> you should see the other support requests we get 09:23 <@Dagmar> Like, they apparently have been working with Dell on the buildout (which I don't think is that big of a deal) for awhile 09:23 < Evilpig> yours is at least rational 09:23 <@Dagmar> Long enought hat they just assume a bunch of stuff 09:23 < Evilpig> https://github.com/opendcim/openDCIM/issues/1497 09:23 < PigBot> 23.04 reports - "Search/Export by Data Center" not working for "all Data Centers" but works great when a single Data center is selected. · Issue #1497 · opendcim/openDCIM · GitHub (at github.com) http://tinyurl.com/ytrjbf48 09:24 <@Dagmar> So, I got brought into it like two weeks ago and *I* thought (based on the meetings I was in) we were just installing some storage down in Franklin 09:24 <@Dagmar> I get there and this Dell guy has these three other 1U R650's that he's working with and I'm like WTF are these 09:24 <@Dagmar> No they just didn't happen to think to _tell me_ that we were acutally installing the new vcenter environment 09:25 <@Dagmar> ...and this shit is absolutely in my wheelhouse 09:25 <@Dagmar> So I'm like, almost frantically reconfiguring the switches and the Dell guy apparently is _not_ familiar with the ins and outs of virtualized cluster 09:26 <@Dagmar> ...all the while banging things into dcim as fast as I can and just hoping there's not other stuff they didn't think to tell me 09:26 <@Dagmar> lol 09:26 < Evilpig> you can see why I stopped responding to that clown 09:27 <@Dagmar> He very clearly did not understand the principle of a "management network" because at one point they were asking me why they couldn't ping a virt and I'm having to ask "where is it connected" because I didn't recall us actually _running_ that cable yet 09:27 <@Dagmar> Then I'm like, yeah, you're going to need to run some more cables, bruh 09:28 <@Dagmar> Had to clarify that teh management network is for _admins to manage the equipment_ only. Not just a fancy word for "our network" or some shit 09:29 <@Dagmar> We'll probably still go back and reconfigure this because I'm pretty sure he opted to use one of the 10Gb ports as the backup management port 09:30 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: Man they have 40,000 devices? THe problem probably isn't in the PHP it's probably their damn database server 09:30 <@Dagmar> "join all the things" might not be something it's happy with 09:30 < Evilpig> database is quick, it's the browser running out of memory trying to display then render tha tmuch data 09:31 <@Dagmar> Jesus that takes some foolishness but I can believe it 09:32 <@Dagmar> There's like 8,000 people in the contractor clock system and the C-level in charge of that sector thought my database was slow because it was taking 12-20 seconds to render the table 09:32 <@Dagmar> ...the table I expected her to never see because I put a search filter in there for a reason 09:32 < Evilpig> back to my nagios conversion 09:32 <@Dagmar> I _did_ do my best to limit the damage by selecting fixed column sizes and so forth, but still, >10,000 table cells browser performance is always dubious at best 09:33 <@Dagmar> Like, folks need to be realistic about what they're asking the browser to render 09:33 <@Dagmar> Why that guy would expect the browser to gracefully handle what is probably 160,000 cells I have no goddamn idea 09:34 < Evilpig> his last comment shoudl sum it all up 09:34 <@Dagmar> For the record the table my stuff generates happens in like 2.5s in teh database server, and maybe 11s to render on my desktop 09:34 < Evilpig> "what's the curl command to view ?" 09:34 <@Dagmar> yean that's kind of sad 09:35 < Evilpig> expecting that kind of person to have any concept of how much memory his browser is using to do anything is unreal 09:35 <@Dagmar> It's a sure thing the guy isn't giving a single though to whether or not the browser shoudl be able to render a jillion table cells 09:42 <@Dolemite> Holy shit. TSLA is down 10% so far today on earnings call data. 09:42 <@Dagmar> You can only do so many dumb things before shareholders lose faith 09:43 <@Dagmar> ...and there's Musk complaining he doesn't enough voting control over Tesla 09:43 <@Dagmar> Basically saying "yeah sure I just ruined Twitter but I really need to get back to ruining Tesla" 09:43 <@Dolemite> Yeah, he needs adults in the room nearly as much as Trump does. 10:37 <@Dagmar> the fuck 10:38 <@Dagmar>