--- Log opened Mon Nov 20 00:00:55 2023 06:04 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 06:17 * aestetix hugs DolemiteGPT 06:18 <@Dolemite> o.O 06:18 <@Dolemite> I'm GPT-53 mofo 06:18 < aestetix> did you see all the news yet 06:19 < aestetix> kind of amazing how much the balance of power in AI world shifted in the last 24 hours 06:19 <@Dolemite> I'd have to give a shit to keep up with it at that granular of a level 06:42 <@Dolemite> Actual Technical IT person applies to Microsoft: Our hiring process takes 6-8 weeks 06:42 <@Dolemite> Famous Talking Head Quits Competitor to Microsoft: Hey, you're hired as of right now! 06:43 < aestetix> well that's what happens when the CEO intervenes 06:43 <@Dolemite> There is no way that MS could have even properly vetted Altman and Brockman in that period of time. Who knows what skeletons lay within their closets. 06:43 < aestetix> At the moment I'm way more interested in how the Ilya guy managed to force Altman out of OpenAI 06:47 < aestetix> Dolemite: what kind of vetting would they need to do? I don't think it would make sense to put Altman through a normal interview 06:48 < aestetix> I think this move benefits Microsoft a *lot* 06:48 <@Dolemite> aestetix: Same vetting they do on us pleebs 06:48 <@Dolemite> Oh I'm sure that it does 06:48 <@Dolemite> But over the weekend you couldn't verify all of the claims on their resume 06:48 < aestetix> Yeah, and then Altman would say "fuck that" and go start his own company 06:48 < aestetix> He had a ton people lined up to give him money for that 07:32 <@Dolemite> I wouldn't expect Jimmy Carter to outlive his wife by more than a few days 07:32 <@Dolemite> We may have both of them laying in state at the capital at the same time 07:56 < aestetix> Isn't hospice basically just having a nurse bathe you and make sure you die in comfort? 07:56 < aestetix> If so, how the hell has Carter stayed alive so long 07:56 <@Dolemite> It's a bit more than that 07:57 <@Dolemite> It's basically home health care with a Do Not Resuscitate 07:57 < aestetix> https://nitter.net/karaswisher/status/1726598360277356775?s=46 07:57 < PigBot> 403 07:57 < aestetix> Breaking: 550 of 700 employees @OpenAI tell the board to resign. 09:38 <@Dagmar> Oh hell 09:39 <@Dagmar> I would be wondering WTF they thought they were going to accomplish trying to force him out in the first place 09:49 <@Dagmar> I think I found a bug in the Fortigate UI 09:50 <@Dagmar> Like, one that shuts down the management interface 09:50 <@Dagmar> So, there's a derpy SLA definition the sales engineer who originally set these things up for us put in, that basically has one of our wireless networks doing load balanccing based on ping responses from Google's anynet address 09:51 <@Dagmar> ...and the SLA test the main netwokr uses is using 9.9.9.9/1.1.1.1. 09:52 <@Dagmar> On two separate machines now, since two Performance SLAs can't have the same monitoring address, I've changed the Medical one to 1.2.3.4 (which should affect < 5 pieces of equipment, and only for the 1:20 it takes me to go edit the other bit)... 09:52 <@Dagmar> ...then changed the internet SLA from 9.9.9.9 to 8.8.8.8, and blam. The thing stops responding to https requests on all interfaces. 12:22 <@Dolemite> Stupid Ticketmasturbator. Even though I clicked the radio button for "USPS Delivery" of tickets, it put my order in for Mobile deliver. 12:22 <@Dolemite> delivery 12:23 <@Dolemite> At least it allowed me to go back and change it. Last thing my octogenarian parents need is to try to figure out pulling up tickets on a cell phone. 12:23 <@Dagmar> Look on the bright side 12:23 <@Dagmar> Clearly they're doing that to force people to increase their numbers for adoption of their mobile platform 12:24 <@Dagmar> So the moment you install that, take away all it's rights to send any fucking notifications whatsoever 12:25 <@Dagmar> ...because they're going to use it to bypass the laws about unsolicited SMS just like i've had to unsubscribe from all their fucking mailing lists three separate times now 12:25 <@Dagmar> ...and the moment they send you an unsolicited SMS, fucking file that $1500 complaint against in them in your nearest podunk small claims court. 12:26 <@Dagmar> They won't bother to send anyone or even respond, and it'll be a default judgment 12:26 <@Dagmar> $1500 will cover a lot of bullshit convenience fees 12:26 <@Dagmar> This is yo chance to inflict some justice on them 13:14 < Evilpig> anyone know if there is a way to make apache pre-build direcotry indexes? ie I have +Indexes set on path /dumb/web/path and when you goto http://dumbserver/path it builds out that list of files. 13:14 < PigBot> HTTPConnectionPool(host='dumbserver', port=80): Max retries exceeded with url: /path (Caused by NewConnectionError(': Failed to establish a new connection: [Errno -2] Name or service not known',)) (at dumbserver) 13:14 < Evilpig> assuming that path is full of garbage and super big or something and causes apache to hang when it goes to load it, is there a way to pre-build that to alleviate the pause? 13:15 <@Dolemite> you could just write a script to keep scanning the path and build out an index.html file for it 13:15 < Evilpig> that's what i'm considering 13:15 < Evilpig> it wouldn't be hard, just didn't want to reinvent the wheel if it was already a function that I just didn't know about 13:26 <@Dagmar> Oh I have these fuckers dead to rights now 13:26 <@Dagmar> If they try and gaslight me I'm just going to start hanging up on their people 13:27 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: You can always write a script that generates an index.html for you 13:28 <@Dagmar> ...but there's still the matter of "how fucking large is that directory?" because a web browser is going to tap out somewhere aroudn 10,000 links in a single page 13:28 <@Dagmar> Apache doesn't judge you, but it does expect you to show a little restraint 13:29 <@Dagmar> This feels a bit like CHarlene complaining that it takes almost 20 seconds for a web page full of contractor names to come up on her laptop 13:29 <@Dagmar> It's a bloody table with eight columns and roughly 8,000 cells. 13:30 <@Dagmar> The _page_ is generated in 1.7s and spewed out 13:30 <@Dagmar> Her laptop is what was eating the other 18s 13:30 <@Dagmar> er eight columns, 8,000 rows 13:30 <@Dagmar> Browsers don't care for that kind of workload 13:30 <@Dagmar> Even on my desktop it was like 3-5 seconds to render 13:54 < Evilpig> Dagmar: it's a sync of a pypi repo 13:54 < Evilpig> it's ridiculously big ont he number of files in it 13:56 < Evilpig> [user@reposrvr ~]$ ls -alsh /pypi/web/ 13:56 < Evilpig> total 69M 13:56 < Evilpig> 22M drwxr-xr-x 552310 repousr repogrp  16M Nov  5 08:31 pypi 13:56 < Evilpig> 22M drwxr-xr-x 554347 repousr repogro  16M Nov  5 08:54 simple 13:56 < Evilpig> just the handles should tell you what horror lies within 13:57 <@Dagmar> Yowza. Yeah you might have to manually generate that index, or look for OOM killer coming out to play 13:57 <@Dagmar> It's going to generate that index in memory and _then_ ship it 13:57 -!- eryc_ is now known as eryc 13:57 < Evilpig> it's chonky 13:58 <@Dolemite> You may need to get fancy enough to paginate the list in your script writing 13:58 < Evilpig> default ls took ~45 seconds to list the contents. ls -f was a little quicker but still took a good while to output that much stuff 13:59 < Evilpig> can't do fancy because stuff is looking to this for that specific index format, I think 14:03 <@Dagmar> Looks like you're going to have to download moar rams until there's enough --- Log closed Tue Nov 21 00:00:57 2023