--- Log opened Wed Nov 01 00:00:26 2023
00:14 < aestetix> Evilpig: I found a subreddit you'll like
00:14 < aestetix> r/badMovies
00:48 < nihil> is evilpig on cg?
05:30 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
05:49  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
06:07 < Evilpig> cg?
07:56 -!- landcruiseperex[ is now known as erc
08:43 -!- erc is now known as eryc
10:31  * Mirage cries
10:32  * Dolemite hands Mirage a tissue
10:32 <@Mirage> Just had a meeting w/ the mgr and he informed me that we're off the DISH account on Nov 12.
10:32  * Dolemite looks for a clean tissue to hand Mirage in case he'd prefer one of those instead
10:32 <@Dolemite> Give me back that tissue.  You're more likely to jerk off into it than blow your nose with that news.
10:33 <@Mirage> Apparently they don't pay their bills and Nov 12th is the earliest that they can pull the contract w/o DISH having legal recourse
10:36 <@Mirage> Got a new customer which will be sub'd under Deloitte that's coming on soon, so the huge bonus is that I won't have to worry about anything when I take off Thanksgiving week, other than shooting bambi
10:37 <@Mirage> Well, and all the 'grandkid' chores that I'm sure will be presented when I get there.  "While you're here, could you ...."
11:11 < Evilpig> lol
11:11 < Evilpig> can't get out of those
13:48 <@Dagmar> Lord a vegan just made a comment about "vegan food from vegan cultures or our own history before readily available meat is amazing"
13:48 <@Dagmar> ...and I want to know exactly when was "before readily-available meat"
13:49 <@Dagmar> I was led to believe that meat has been (within reason) readily available since the first day man picked up a sharp rock
13:50 <@Dolemite> I'm pretty sure mankind was eating meat before they were cultivating crops
13:51 <@Dagmar> Same here
13:51 <@Dagmar> I don't have a problem with veganism or vegetarianism, but I'm generally not a fan of self-delusion
13:52 <@Mirage> I don't have a problem w/ people having their own opinion of something, so long as they leave me out of it.
13:52 <@Mirage> Well, depending on what it is..  Some things I may want to be included in.  =)
13:53 <@Dagmar> I have a problem with people telling scurrilous lies, like "These carrots taste just like bacon"
13:53 <@Dolemite> or "Trump isn't racist"
13:53 <@Mirage> They might, if they were sauteed in bacon fat
13:54 <@Dagmar> Now there's an idea for a way to torture a vegetarin
13:54 <@Dagmar> Use au jous to add flavor to an impossible burger, and frying carrot slices in bacon grease
13:56 <@Dagmar> ...better yet, flavor cheese cubes with bacon fat, and use aus jou as salad dressing
14:21 < Evilpig> Dagmar: I had some soy based snacks that tasted like jerky
14:21 < Evilpig> it was weird
14:22 < aestetix> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDdh1mPplWI
14:22 <@Dolemite> Some of the things I ate in China that were made from tofu tasted so much like meat that you would be hard pressed to pick them out from the real thing
14:22 < aestetix> don't worry that video is a safe click
14:23 < PigBot> Angry German man more angry than Adolf Hitler - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/yntfolgy
14:28 <@Mirage> "Doctor Who Confirms Disney Era RESET - "Season 1" Coming 2024!"
14:43 <@Dagmar> Ah yes and we always believe what Chinese vendors say about their products
14:43 <@Dagmar> I'm not saying I'm sure they're lying, but I am definitely saying that I have my doubts about how meat-free everything might have been
14:44 <@Dagmar> THey might be extracting umami from stray dogs
18:30 < Evilpig> wtf happened here?  I have a UPS tracking number that tells me to get further status updates from a different number from USPS.  https://www.ups.com/track?track=yes&trackNums=1Z3Y1882YW02797560&loc=en_US&requester=ST/trackdetails
18:30 < PigBot> HTTPSConnectionPool(host='www.ups.com', port=443): Read timed out. (read timeout=10) (at www.ups.com) https://tinyurl.com/yqm63fh8
18:36 <@Dagmar> It means they did a hand-off to the postal service
18:36 <@Dagmar> ...which means your next stop is https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfirmAction?qtc_tLabels1=92612965081698541409201626
18:36 < PigBot>  (at tools.usps.com) https://tinyurl.com/yqr7ws27
18:37 <@Dagmar> Although in this case I guess it means they will _be doing_ a hand-off to USPS
20:15 < Evilpig> I get what they did.  i'm questioning how the fuck that makes any sense
20:15 < Evilpig> that is vandy collecting money for surgery and shipping the fucker over ot baptist
20:20 <@Dagmar> They're mainly concerned about their delivery time, and if they can hand off something to USPS and it gets there at the same time, rather than having a truck go all the way over there, it actually kinda makes sense
20:21 <@Dagmar> USPS makes the same run every day no matter what
20:39 <@Dagmar> Lord what fools these website authors be
20:39 <@Dagmar> "Who created the TVA, Ourborous or Victor Timely?"
20:39 <@Dagmar> Look at the names, motherfuckers
20:50 <@Dagmar> FWIW I've never had a problem with UPS doing a hand-off to USPS
20:50 <@Dagmar> Like, it's always gotten here at the usual time USPS comes by
--- Log closed Thu Nov 02 00:00:28 2023