--- Log opened Thu Oct 05 00:00:45 2023
06:32 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:24 <@Dolemite> "Oh, it's what heaven would look like if God was stupid!" -Becket Mariner
09:36 <@Dagmar> "Unless otherwise stated, this offer cannot be combined with other offers."
09:36 <@Dagmar> Not a bad freakin' deal tho
09:38 <@Dagmar> eryc: Only the immutable bit and selinux contexts stops root
10:13 <@Dagmar> Ben reports that he just saw an officer with a bloodhound sniffing around outside the Murfreesboro Library
10:13 <@Dagmar> My guess is that it's a banned-book-sniffing dog
11:11 <@Mirage> Is it just me or is the new "Haunted Mansion" a PoS?   I like the old one MUCH better
11:12 <@Dolemite> Pretty sure Rotten Tomatoes agrees with you
11:12 <@Dolemite> The Muppets Haunted Mansion was good, though
11:31 < Evilpig> Dagmar: go anal on this
11:31 < Evilpig> while read -r port process uid; do [ -n "$uid" ] && username=$(id -nu "$uid") || username= echo "${port} ${process} ${username}";
11:31 < Evilpig> done < <(ss -nlpe | grep -E LISTEN.+:[0-9]+\ \  | sed -r 's/.*:([0-9]+)\s+.*"(.+)"(.*uid:([0-9]+))?.+/\1 \2 \4/' | sort -nu)
11:34 <@Dagmar> No, whoever did that can atone for their own since.
11:34 <@Dagmar> er sins.
11:34 <@Dagmar> Complex regular expressions with no documentation?  Code with no documentation?  Fuck whoever did that
11:42 < Evilpig> I've already atoned.  I was just looking for you to bitch and poke holes in it
11:42 < Evilpig> getting a quick catalog of listening ports and their binary along with the user that owns the process if it is known
11:43 <@Dagmar> Yeah I'd just use perl for that much text parsing
11:45 <@Dagmar> I'm regretting having written that aptly wrangler to clone Debian repos in bash, because it's just a goddamn nightmare to troubleshoot
11:45 <@Dagmar> The thing would be _much_ easier to read if it were written in perl
11:46 < Evilpig> this is likely going to get added to an existing inventory process we have. just going to start tracking listening apps
12:05 <@Dolemite> *sigh*  Estimated $800 to fix the pipe leak at the meter, or $4500 to replace the whole line to the house, which given the age of the house, would pretty much be needed in the next 5-10 years, anyway.   Can I stop adulting, now?
12:09 < Evilpig> no
12:09 < Evilpig> now go pick up the dog poop
12:10 <@Dolemite> That's for the kids to do, since they insisted that they would take care of EVERYTHING related to the pets if I'd let them adopt
12:11 < Evilpig> you insisted on having the kid so you have to pick up after them which means picking up after the thing they wanted.  it's a vicious cycle, but if you work it hard enough you might be able to get your parents to come clean it up
12:12 <@Dolemite> No, Pamela insisted on the kiddos
12:12 <@Dolemite> I tried to trade them in on a pontoon boat
12:12 < Evilpig> no sane person would make that trade
12:12 < Evilpig> did you check with notlarry?
12:13 <@Dolemite> Nah, I don't think he'd trade his Z3 for the kiddos, either
12:13 < Evilpig> I just texted him.  i'll let you know
13:27 <@Dagmar> The kiddos have their own vehicles and can drive them damn selves
13:28 <@Dagmar> The Z3 should _stay_.  It's way pretty than both the kids.
13:28 <@Dagmar> s/pretty/prettier/
19:07 < Evilpig> https://www.bananapuddingfest.org/
19:07 < PigBot>  National Banana Pudding Festival – National Banana Pudding Festival | Oct 7-8, 2023  (at www.bananapuddingfest.org) https://tinyurl.com/ypupdznl
20:20 < Evilpig> YES!  totally killer is loading righ tnow
--- Log closed Fri Oct 06 00:00:47 2023