--- Log opened Tue Sep 26 00:00:32 2023
04:54 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
04:59  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
06:13 < Evilpig> Wilbur, Your changes have been integrated and merged. Please work with customer team for release date.
06:13 < Evilpig> - Ankur
06:13 < Evilpig> my latest missive from palo alto
07:56 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Answer your damn emails
07:58 <@Dolemite> specifically the one about CFEngine Reports and SSO
08:00 < Evilpig> oh I saw that, i didn't give a shit.  it wasn't going to break anything then what did I care?
08:05 <@Dolemite> Oh it will most definitely break if we remove the expired certificate and you don't update your side.
08:07 <@Dagmar> Oh god
08:07 <@Dagmar> https://twitter.com/TheOnlyMike_E/status/1706451571427467499/photo/1
08:07 < PigBot> No Title (at twitter.com) https://tinyurl.com/23kmtjtx
08:11 < Evilpig> well then in that case, don't touch it.  :P
08:25 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Not an option for you
10:19 < Evilpig> time for some bad tv.  https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/1040892
10:19 < PigBot> Slotherhouse (2023) — The Movie Database (TMDB) (at www.themoviedb.org) https://tinyurl.com/2cldfuq5
10:30 <@Dolemite> Oh, man, I forgot to add that one to Radarr
10:31 < aestetix> Dolemite: have you seen "Teeth"?
10:53 < dasunt> I'm in a meeeting where they are talking about the slow speed of backups, and running some numbers, I'm finding it's running at around 1 Gbit/s.  Of course, since I'm crazy, I suggest if anyone has checked if there's any bandwidth limitations.  My suggestion is shot down.
10:54 < dasunt> Guess it's just a coincidence it's running at the same speed as a gigabit NIC.
11:36 <@Dolemite> SCOTUS Ruling to Alabama:  You can be racist, but you can't be THAT racist
12:03 <@opticron> I'm unsurprised that AL doubled down
12:05 <@opticron> I wonder what the path of escalation is for this
12:05 <@opticron> like...do they hold the AL legislators in contempt?
12:24 <@Dagmar> Kill me now
12:25 < Evilpig> do we get to pick the method?
12:25 <@Dagmar> I had to call up NetSol because their website is a little insane and we couldn't figure out how to get their damn site to let us populate zone records...
12:25 <@Dagmar> The woman I spoke with apparently "helped" by going ahead and changing the NS pointers for us
12:25 <@Dolemite> I vote for "slowly devoured by ravenous kittens"
12:26 < Evilpig> that sounds about right for them
12:26 < Evilpig> you didn'thave to email them first
12:26 <@Dagmar> ...which dropped in the default zone with a 7200 second TTL for www and @
12:26 <@Dagmar> ...right to their parking page.
12:26 <@Dagmar> I just had to frantically hand enter a bunch of freakin' nameservice records
12:27 <@Dagmar> I had no idea she was going to go ahead and change the damn things, and I'd already stopped two people from doing something similar earlier this morning
12:27 <@Dagmar> *sigh*
12:27 <@Dagmar> "Why does the start page not work?"
12:27 <@Dagmar> "Why can't our VOIP phones register?"
12:28 <@Dagmar> "Why can't I send email?"
12:28 <@Dagmar> I can't very well say "BECAUSE NETSOL FUCKED US RIGHT IN THE ASS"
12:37 < Evilpig> yeah you can
12:37 < Evilpig> "network solutions made an unauthorized change to our root dns pointers and knocked us offline"
12:37 < Evilpig> again
12:55 < dasunt> I'm having the same urge that a trapped animal has to chew off their own leg if it leads to freedom.
12:55 < dasunt> "Well, we don't need to look at XYZ, since we'll be bypassing it" - <they proceed to go on about XYZ for an hour>
13:22 <@Dolemite> I love XYZ
13:22 <@Dolemite> XYZ is my favorite
13:34 < dasunt> Tell me about it for the next 3 hours, please.
13:36 <@Dolemite> Well, for you to truly understand and appreciate XYZ, we must first go back to ABC.
13:37  * Dolemite flatulates
16:22 < dasunt> My headset has now died due to meetings.
18:17 < Evilpig> well fuck me.  so the reason my apartment payment portal was deactivated so suddenly was because the property has changed hands again
18:17 < Evilpig> new management company looks like they might be competing with the previous for shitbird of the year
18:18 < Evilpig> it's a good thing we've already decided when our lease is up we're outta here
19:07 <@Dagmar> Don't forget to pick which corners of the carpet are easiest to pick up so you can slide some spare pepperonis under there before you go
19:18 < Evilpig> the seems are all split, the carpet in here will be replaced
19:19 < Evilpig> I have that crap documented too, pictures going back three years when they started coming apart.  there are places where the carpet is unraveling and there is literally no traffic on those spots.  this carpet had to be the cheapest option they could get at the time.
20:26 <@Dagmar> Then make sure you hide the pepperoni under the padding
20:59 < Evilpig> reading the reviews on this new management company they may not replace the carpet
22:43 <@Mirage> heh.. I like the end of these instructions "IMPORTANT:  If the above doesn't work, douse your PC in gasoline and light it on fire."
--- Log closed Wed Sep 27 00:00:33 2023