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06:18 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:40 < Evilpig> hahaha REALLY DAG?!
07:40 < Evilpig> just today?  damn man, i've failed 
07:40 < Evilpig> <3 psychostick
08:05 <@Mirage> Doing a safety training thing for a customer and one of the questions is "Which of these can cause a head injury?".   One of the answers is "trapeze".  =)
08:06 < Evilpig> head is possible there,  kind of a gamble really as to which part you get first
08:06 <@Mirage> Given the other options (all of which are correct), I half expected "low hanging fruit" as well
08:10 <@Dagmar> Yeah.  We do not generally have to do stuff like that
08:10 < Evilpig> I would take that question as an opportunity to ask if the next company team building exercise, or one of their previous ones, will feature a circus
08:10 <@Dagmar> Like, first aid for the elderly might be something people at our facilities need to know, but we do not
08:11 <@Dagmar> WHat do we do with our oldsters when they get hurt?
08:11 <@Dagmar> We drop them in the large plastic bin on the 5th floor and wait for the recyclers to take them away
08:11 <@Dagmar> I think Ben understands there will be chaos and snark if we're made to take quizzes with stupidly insulting questions
08:12 <@Mirage> Apparently you shouldn't go on a rooftop during a lightning storm or hail storm.   I'm really glad they tell us this.
08:13 < Evilpig> You could irritate sarah and ask her about the hail. ;)
08:13 <@Mirage> btw, the training is for on-site tower visits for Dish network
08:14 <@Mirage> Which I will never do, so it's a pointless waste of time.
08:15 <@Dagmar> Exactly why we'd snark
08:16 <@Dagmar> Heck we gave pushback to the compliance lady about their quiz
08:16 < Evilpig> for useless workplace training...  CODE PINK!
08:16 < Evilpig> look under your desk for missing infants!
08:16 <@Dagmar> That's true.  They're very sneaky and could be hiding anywhere, waiting to strike
08:17 <@Dagmar> So... has anyone heard if MGM's "From" is being run like Lost was for too many seasons?
08:17 < Evilpig> I'm sure when a newborn goes mising everyone in that area should be looking around, but that bit in the training was absurd for us
08:17 <@Dagmar> Like, _do they have a fucking plan_ or not?
08:17 < Evilpig> I like from, but man this last season has just gone bonkers
08:18 <@Dagmar> It's been bonkers the whole time, but I'm getting serious Lost vibes from it and I will not be abused like that again
08:18 < Evilpig> the whole bit with the dude in teh tunnel, the worms, wtf?  it's definitely in lost land for story arc
08:18 <@Dagmar> THat really should have been our warning signs that they were just making shit up to be mysterious without any actual game plan in mind
08:19 <@Dagmar> I'm pretty sure trying to create an air of mystery when there's _no_ actual mystery is bad storytelling
08:19 <@Dagmar> Like, they have closed exactly zero story arcs so far
08:20 <@Dagmar> ...and I'm starting to have doubts
08:20 < Evilpig> i'm with ya there
08:20 <@Dagmar> The tale of the Tis Bottle is only funny once, and now it's been done
08:21 < Evilpig> this kid needs to get up so we can go meet my dad for breakfast and start our trek to go see the world's largest box of raisins at sunmaid, then up to grant's grove to look at the big trees, before finishing the day out at this big cat sancuary
08:23 <@Dagmar> A box of raisins...
08:24 < Evilpig> https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/35920
08:24 < PigBot> Kingsburg, CA - World's Largest Box of Raisins (at www.roadsideamerica.com) https://tinyurl.com/2z3c22zr
08:24 <@Dagmar> You should mutter "Now to find Jessica" after you see it
08:24 < Evilpig> farming is big here, it's just a reason to stop by where they grow grapes on the way up the mountain
08:25 < Evilpig> shit!  nearly forgot to download the maps to my phone
08:26 <@Dagmar> I just find it a bit distasteful for there to be a "World's Largest Container of $(perishable food item)"
08:27 <@Dagmar> It should be interesting to see how many times Amazon comes to our house today
08:28 <@Dagmar> _Some_ were shipped for Amazon Day, so theoretically it should come in one box
08:29 < Evilpig> I don't think there are any actual raisins in the box.  there may have been for them to set the record with the book sellers
08:29 <@Dagmar> Mainly I just didn't want to deal with a million packages arriving over the entire week
08:29 < Evilpig> we need to do that.  ash has been ordering crap and getting like two a day for the last week
08:32 < Evilpig> https://goo.gl/maps/A4cBsARGLLHheqeY8
08:32 < PigBot>  Google Maps  (at goo.gl) 
08:32 < Evilpig> today's game plan
08:32 <@Dagmar> Well, one of these things is an Orbital CD, which maybe shoudln't be left in the sun all day, and I'm not a fan of climing the stairs six times in a row
08:33 <@Dagmar> I did that yesterday because Audra had some stuff from Lush coming that would _melt_ if it were left out there
08:33 < Evilpig> pretty sure climbing stairs multiple times a day is supposed to be good for you
08:52 <@Dagmar> Not with arthritic knees it's not
08:52 <@Dagmar> It's just painful
10:40 <@Dolemite> I'm fat and arthritic but I work in the basement so if I want more coffee or a snack or to use the bathroom, I gotta deal with the stairs.  heh
14:44 <@Dagmar> Jesus. 
14:44 <@Dagmar> I just spent about a minute trying to figure out where the GUI was on the bounce host I was accessing
14:45 <@Dagmar> ...while I was using virt-manager, running on said host, looking at the console
14:45 <@Dagmar> I think I'l go have a cigarette before I do something stupid with sudo
18:09 < Evilpig> no, just do things
18:09 < Evilpig> it's better for us when you do
18:14 <@Dagmar> Pbbblt
18:23 < Evilpig> saw snow for the first time ever in the sequoias today.  https://photos.app.goo.gl/6kxCSbSJqdBS1T6q7
18:23 < PigBot> No Title (at photos.app.goo.gl) 
18:24 < Evilpig> been here tons of times over many summers growing up, never once seen snow.  let alone snow like this!
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18:50 < Evilpig> Dagmar: you don't need to worry about trying to set a password before I crash the meeting because i'm in cali and won't be crashing it tonight
18:55 <@Dagmar> Hilariously, Mog was already in there at 5:45pm
19:11 < Evilpig> my time is all fuckered up right now
19:11 < Evilpig> laptop apparently switched itself to pacific this morning
19:11 < Evilpig> if mog is still in there you need to sing the ants go marching, but you use mog instead of ants
19:17 <@Mirage> Just got off the phone w/ Chris Marshall.   Apparently she's currently in Dawson City, Yukon and will be partaking of a local tradition tonight since she's heading back to CO Springs tomorrow.   https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/sourtoe-cocktail
19:17 < PigBot>  The Sourtoe Cocktail – Dawson City, Yukon - Gastro Obscura (at www.atlasobscura.com) https://tinyurl.com/2zzmhcr4
19:18 <@Dagmar> Oh lord absolutely not
21:17 <@Mirage> Last year they served their 100,000th cocktail...  "Reynolds had been invited to drink the 100,000th sourtoe cocktail with his Aviation Gin but the hotel didn't get a response."
21:18 <@Mirage> Gee, I wonder why they didn't get a response.  =)
22:10 <@Dagmar> I can see him shuddering
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