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06:42 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:43 <@Dolemite> (yesterday) Me-to-Son:  Your only chore today is to put up the dishes.   Son-to-Me:  But the dishwasher is dirty...    Me-to-Son:  Ok, then finish loading it and run it.
06:43 <@Dolemite> This morning...   I check the dishwasher and it's still half loaded with dirty dishes.   Ugh.
07:09  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
07:27 < Evilpig> Dolemite: give him dinner on a dirty plate
07:34 <@Dolemite> Pamela comes home from her mother's today, she gets to crack the whip
07:47 <@Dolemite> *sigh*  Against my better judgement, I did, indeed, add Cocaine Bear to Radarr.
07:48 <@Dolemite> I will need things to watch in the long, boring summer.
08:02 < Evilpig> I watched it and was amused
09:20 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Would you classify it mostly as a Comedy or a Drama?
09:20 < Evilpig> At one point there is a dude standing on top of a gazebo sprinkling cocaine over a bear dancing below him.
09:21 < Evilpig> _dancing_
09:21 <@Dolemite> So...   documentary?
09:21 < Evilpig> Most serious film i've ever seen.  It's a straight up how to documentary on survival in the smokies
09:22 <@Dolemite> Got it.  Nature documentary.   Just missing David Attenborough narration.
09:33 <@Dolemite> Well, it looks like it's time to invest in mattress companies.  With all these bank fears, that's where people will go back to storing their money.
09:40 < Evilpig> hail crypto!  nothing to run on
09:41 <@Dolemite> or stuff into a mattress
10:33 <@Dolemite> Yum.  Leftover roasted bacon wrapped pork loin.
10:33 <@Dolemite> Time for that and some Bad Batch before my next call.
11:41 <@Dagmar> Fuckity fucking fuck
11:48 <@Dagmar> I now have a wriggling _internal_ Fortinet bug
14:22 <@Dolemite> Ok, since Pedro Pascal mentioned it at the Oscars, I guess I'm downloading...  'My Year of Dicks'
14:22 <@Dolemite> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt17663790/
14:22 < PigBot> My Year of Dicks (Short 2022) - IMDb (at www.imdb.com) https://tinyurl.com/2cmvs7zx
15:31 < Evilpig> that's better than the request I just got .  I think it was a request at least
15:32 < Evilpig> my sister texted me this "https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR7PjQK2/"
15:32 < PigBot> HTTPSConnectionPool(host='www.tiktok.com', port=443): Read timed out. (read timeout=10) (at www.tiktok.com) https://tinyurl.com/2jdvm94w
15:33 <@Dagmar> So sexist
15:33 < Evilpig> wait for it
15:33 <@Dagmar> No I'm actually already aware of the show
15:33 <@Dagmar> If it was older men and young girls people would be LOSING THEIR DAMN MINDS
15:33 < Evilpig> I had seen the name in the trackers I hadn't looked at the concept
15:33 <@Dagmar> It's exactly what it says it is
15:33 < Evilpig> you missed a key point too I see
15:34 < Evilpig> "mom?!"
15:34 <@Dagmar> Oh I think they were really just looking for shock value with that
15:34 < Evilpig> it's their actual mothers
15:34 <@Dagmar> It's still pervy as fuck
15:34 <@Dagmar> Well, no, it's _each other's_ mothers
15:34 <@Dagmar> So you can be sure there will be some "I did your mom last night" jokes, in addition to the expected mood stabilizers and therapy sessions
15:35 < Evilpig> yup
15:41 <@Dagmar> You're right about hte crypto thing being immune to runs caused by bankers freaking people out
15:42 <@Dagmar> Folks might cause a crash by hastily selling off their coins (which has scored me about $300 this week) but you know damn well where your coins are
15:44 <@Dagmar> It's not illegal to have done so (that I'm aware of) but the SVB run was definitely caused by rich mofos privately telling their VC groups basically "don't ask questions, just go pull all your money out of SVB right now"
15:45 <@Dagmar> They were still operating within federal guidlines, too
15:45 <@Dagmar> It's not like they'd lost all the money or something.  It was just more withdrawals than they could access in such a short span of time
15:46 <@Dagmar> As far as I know no one's out a cent other than the bank execs a few of whom may be getting fired
15:47 <@Dagmar> ...but some of those VC people were stupid, because you're generally expected to use more than one bank if you've raised more than a few mil
15:47 <@Dagmar> Above a certain point that expands to meaning multiple banks in multiple countries
15:51 <@Dagmar> Frankly i'm just waiting for their next show where they'll be recruiting brothers and sisters and HOPEFULLY not doing it anywhere in the south-eastern United States
15:51 <@Dagmar> Not that I want to see it, mind yo
15:51 < Evilpig> But that might be legal in alabama
15:51 <@Dagmar> I want to hear that someone lost their shit about it and beat the producers half to death
15:52 <@Dagmar> I suspect the MILF show carefully screened their participants so they wouldn't get people prone to punching other guys in the mouth, but that luck can't hold out forever
15:53 <@Dagmar> Like that scare show on Sci-fi was... They pranked people, but they very thoroughly screened folks to get people whose first reaction was to freeze up
15:54 <@Dagmar> For a lot of people--myself included--certain types of threats would mean we'd be liberally covered in blood and gore before anyone could come out and say "it's just a prank!"
15:55 <@Dagmar> Some clown coming after me with a large, long-handled hammer would quickly find out that my first reaction is to notice the space within he can't do shit with that hammer, and htat I would close the distance and start doing some mayhem
15:56 <@Dagmar> Meanwhile, he has his hands full of hammer
16:02 <@Dagmar> Oh and they did not _initially_ do that screening
16:02 <@Dagmar> It was in shooting their third or fourth episode that someone took them seriously and opened up a can of whoop-ass
16:05 <@Dagmar> This is something I've had to think a lot about because I _don't_ want to be on video, doing something extremely fucked up like, tearing off a clown nose, then tearing off a _real_ nose, and saying shit like "Ah'm gon' make you REAL PURTY"
16:06 <@Dagmar> I still feel kinda bad about discouraging that mugger at the map by BiCentennal by wheeling on them suddenly and saying in my best voice, "Hello, victim number four."
16:06 <@Dagmar> Might as well have been a starting gun.  Heh
16:06 <@Dagmar> He _ran_
16:07 <@Dagmar> Dude was following me and followed me diagonally across that state map and was closing the distance.  There was no doubt in my mind about his intentions
16:08 <@Dagmar> If he hadn't run I was going to fuck him up and then call the police for him
16:44 <@Dagmar> NOT DRINK SAFE: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tTtIcg6T9Ow
16:44 < PigBot> 1 CHIP CHALLENGE + TOO MUCH YOGURT = ☠️ - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/2lopnrhp
16:45 <@Dagmar> Technician is not the smartest of women, but we love her anyway
19:03 <@Mirage> https://i.postimg.cc/9fXvt9kY/HL-Glitchy-AF.png
19:03 < PigBot> HL Glitchy AF — Postimages (at i.postimg.cc) https://tinyurl.com/2lktge5p
19:03 <@Mirage> Strangest glitch I've run into since the last patch
19:03 < Evilpig> sheering or is he floating too?
19:03 <@Mirage> Also been having to go in and mess with video settings because the glare from the sun at certain times of the day is blinding INDOORS
19:04 <@Mirage> His head is stuck to the ground where he should have fallen and his body is floating...as the head rolls down the hill.
19:05 <@Mirage> Not a unique instance of this either.  Killed another camp and every single one of them did it.
19:05 < Evilpig> did I throw the link to the regex visualizer I found the other night?
19:05 <@Mirage> Not sure
19:06 < Evilpig> I was mucking around with a regex and it wasn't doing exactly what I wnated and ran across this site that you can feed it a regex expression and it will map it out visually what it is doing
19:06 < Evilpig> https://jex.im/regulex/#!flags=&re=((%3F%3A.%2B%5C))(%3F%3A%5Cs%5C%7B%5Bti%5Dmdb-(%3F%3Att)%3F%5B0-9%5D%2B%7D)*)(%3F%3A%5Cs%3F.*)%3F(%5C....%24)
19:06 < PigBot> Regulex：JavaScript Regular Expression Visualizer (at jex.im) https://tinyurl.com/m4w83zn
19:06 < Evilpig> the handiest thing i've seen in a long time
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