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07:31 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
08:00 <@Dagmar> Oh man
08:00 <@Dagmar> One of our ESX hosts appears to have kicked the bucket last night at around 1:18am
08:05 <@Dagmar> Heh.  I just got to ask Ben, "So are you going to send that notification email now, or do you want to wait a minute to let the next C-level ring you up about it?"
08:39 < Evilpig> Well that's slightly concerning.  My new manager just emailed me asking what my schedule is for my first day with orientation so he can make sure I get a tour of the key areas of the site and get my equipment.  He's listed on the schedule they sent me between 8:30a - 10a
08:41 <@Dolemite> Not sure why that's concerning.   You are likely his first new hire since they restarted in person orientation.
08:42 < Evilpig> that they didn't have any coordination with him?
08:43 <@Dolemite> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
08:43 <@Dolemite> HR gonna HR, no matter where you are
08:44 < Evilpig> thisis true
08:44 < aestetix> Evilpig: did you piss into the cup yet?
08:44 < Evilpig> yes
08:44 <@Dolemite> Or it could just be Chad pulled into a million directions
08:44 < Evilpig> It's still yellow, still frothy
08:44 <@Dolemite> aestetix: He would not be going to orientation had he failed that test
08:44 < aestetix> Evilpig: try mixing it with some vodka, it helps it go down
08:45 <@Dolemite> aestetix: Did you learn that from your German dominatrix?
08:45 < aestetix> Dolemite: no, she's Russian, thus the vodka
08:49 <@Dolemite> oh, goodie, TLSA is trending downwards AGAIN
08:50 <@Dolemite> er, TSLA
08:50 <@Dolemite> fucking Elon
08:53 <@opticron> It'd be nice if he just shut up for a solid 6 months
08:54 <@Dolemite> A year would be better
09:03 < Evilpig> lol, just got the response from chad
09:03 < Evilpig> This was on me.  I haven’t gone into the system to do the “Welcome” stuff because we never use it.  ITSD folks are “special”…😉 
09:03 < Evilpig> We will skip some of this and do our own thing.  But we definitely need you to get the badge, password, Yubikey, sing your docs, etc…but don’t worry about hardware. 
09:03 < Evilpig> Since the time is wonky on this, just text me when done.
09:03 < aestetix> Evilpig: do you have a coworker named stacey too?
09:22 < Evilpig> I also need to take and get the car washed this weekend before heading to ornl
09:45 <@Dolemite> What, you haven't seen enough rain already?
09:45 <@Dolemite> You want to poke at Mother Nature's eye and tell her to bring more?
09:46 < Evilpig> it's got some leaf impressions on it from the last week that look awful and I need to get the carpets clean from all the leaf debris lately
10:06 <@Dolemite> So I'm going to move all of my storage over to a USB 3.0 connected raid box.   You think I'd be better suited to let proxmox connect to the storage directly or do a passthrough of the USB device to the VM itself?
10:15 < Evilpig> that whole idea is awful.  i'd probably do pass through
10:20 <@Dolemite> That's what I was leaning towards
10:23 < Evilpig> I need to do a little laundry this weekend too.  I haven't washed any of my "work" shirts in the last three years
10:39 <@Dolemite> If by work shirt, you mean t-shirt without large holes in it, then yes
10:53 < Evilpig> those are my normal shirts.  the stuff I got said business casual and chad said he'd be introducing me to the cio not to wear my led zepplin shirt.  I have nice blue t-shirt though with a trailer on it that says "happy camper" that seems fitting
10:53 < Evilpig> I figured i'd do one of my old work shirts though and jeans
10:54 < Evilpig> make any first impressions that I might be semi-pro
10:54 <@Dolemite> hahaha, Torg is used to seeing people in shorts and sandals, but yeah, first impressions you might want to go with something nicer
10:55 <@Dolemite> 90% of the time he's wearing jeans and a basic button down shirt
10:56 < Evilpig> that's prettymuch what i'm targetting
10:56 < Evilpig> I have a few hawaiian shirts that fit that description too
11:05 < Evilpig> guess I best get my ass to the store and get a pie crust so I can get all this stuff done today
11:05 <@Dolemite> Mmmmm.   Pie.
11:05 < Evilpig> throwing a turkey in the oven at 1, want to put this pie in when I take that out about 3:30
11:05 <@Dolemite> I need to decide what to eat after my 1:1 at 12:30
11:07 < Evilpig> and since there will be turkey today, you know what that means this weekend?  yup... turkey pot pie
11:07 <@Dolemite> BE RIGHT THERE
11:08 <@Mirage> My 1:1 yesterday went like this:  mgr, "Got anything for me?"  me, "nope"  mgr, "Ok, well I feel like crap so I'm gonna down some NyQuil and go lay down.  Later."
11:09 <@Dolemite> yeah, half the time Dionne and I talk about completely non work related stuff
11:11 <@Mirage> Ditto.  I think the only reason that he didn't cancel this one is because he'd cancelled the last 2-3 already.
11:38 <@Mirage> Got a ticket in, "Please investigate case of unexpected reboot for server <name> on Oct 31st."
11:38 <@Mirage> Hahahhaah... yeah, right
11:39 <@Mirage> Server log retention policy of the customer is 30 days, and we only have storage for at most 2 weeks for the infrastructure.  God luck w/ that.
12:00 <@Dolemite> Ah, mine ended up being my performance review
12:00 <@Dolemite> "You tell bad jokes but your work is good"
12:20 <@Dagmar> I am going to buttfuck someone at AT&T later today
12:21 <@Dagmar> Last year my mom was trying to get some change made to their DirectTV lineup and some dipshit told her she'd need to talk to someone at AT&T
12:22 <@Dagmar> So my mom calls the AT&T number they gave her, and some unscrupulous shitstain set her up for new cell phone service
12:22 <@Dagmar> I found out about it when Mom called me over to help set up the phone, and I called AT&T and explained to them they had an unscrupulous person who sold my mom something she didn't need, and made them take the phone back.
12:22 <@Dagmar> So, I've still got the records of all those calls.
12:23 <@Dagmar> today I get a call from my Dad... Apparently the fuckers at AT&T sent the thing to collections.
12:23 <@Dagmar> NOPE./
12:23 < Evilpig> gees
12:24 <@Dagmar> I will be a dick and take them to small claims in Goodlettsville if need be
12:25 <@Dagmar> I'll file a fuckin' criminal charge against them for elder abuse if they play around
12:28 <@Dagmar> https://www.capitol.tn.gov/Bills/110/Bill/SB2621.pdf
12:28 < PigBot> None (at www.capitol.tn.gov) https://tinyurl.com/2maotooy
12:33 <@Dolemite> I was able to get AT&T to fuck off a years ago when some idiot salesdrone convinced my OCTAGENARIAN parents that DSL would be faster than their cable modem.
12:39 <@Dagmar> Well, at this point I have them _dead to rights_ on elder abuse charges
12:41 <@Dolemite> New drives are here.   I guess now I need to go ahead and take the host down so I can install this PCI card in it.
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15:08 <@Mirage> This is probably about the best breakdown I've seen of how it was made and worked.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybkkiGtJmkM&ab_channel=JaredOwen
15:08 < PigBot> How did the Enigma Machine work? - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/2lns5tbh
18:33 < Evilpig> I doubt anyone in here needs such a thing but in case you ever get the urge.  here's an ansible playbook that will output the versions of the OS's of a given inventory.  https://gist.github.com/4a3d41af180fd0ae0a88707c4ae52ce7
18:33 < PigBot> os.yml · GitHub (at gist.github.com) https://tinyurl.com/2n4vzrfg
18:34 < Evilpig> the output looks like this https://www.dropbox.com/s/zo2r11gj30a27vp/Screenshot%202022-12-08%20at%206.22.26%20PM.png?dl=0
18:34 < PigBot> Dropbox - Screenshot 2022-12-08 at 6.22.26 PM.png - Simplify your life (at www.dropbox.com) https://tinyurl.com/2fmzjbmr
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