--- Log opened Mon Oct 24 00:00:32 2022
07:22 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:42  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
10:08 <@Dagmar> Cute.  Just heard a windows admin who has spent 20 minutes arguing that managing role resources is hard try to call into question my automation
10:08 <@Dagmar> ...my automation that is deeply paranoid and almost always bound to a specific ssh key and a specific script
10:08 <@Dagmar> ...and the scripts are generally quite paranoid as well.
10:09 <@Dagmar> I know I won't have time to go back and look at those things so I don't fuck around
10:10 <@Dagmar> Shit's either using write-only rrsync, a chrooted internal-sftp (occasionally), or a perl script that considers tin foil hats the height of cyber fashion
10:12 < Evilpig> i'm laughing because one of my former coworkers at vandy had an appointment added to his calendar for this morning titled "What would it take to get you to stay"
10:12 <@Dagmar> hahahaha
10:13 <@Dagmar> Like they're actually going to do anything about that
10:13 < Evilpig> three of the five senior linux admins have resigned, chad being the fourth has told lacy that as soon as my position is filled he's resigning as well
10:13 <@Dagmar> THey'd have started doing so _at some point_ in the last ten years if they were actually interested in retaining talent
10:13 < Evilpig> he said had he known that andrew was resigning friday afternoon he wouldn't have made that statement friday morning
10:14 <@Dagmar> I mean, they *did* have the _entire_ Unix team over in ITS leave and did nothing about it
10:15 <@Dagmar> They certainly wouldn't have decided to get pedantic about "office hours tardiness" less than two minutes if they cared
10:15 <@Dagmar> Just the idea of scolding someone because a clock watcher couldn't find them _when they're salary_ and _notable for working late_ is madness
10:15 < dasunt> Evilpig: So far, enjoying "Alone".
10:16 < Evilpig> nice!
10:16 <@Dagmar> So I'm guessing hte big guy who didn't mind printers has already left?
10:18 < dasunt> Wait, did they ask him what it would take your former coworker what it would take him to stay after he already told them he was leaving?
10:21 < Evilpig> Dagmar: john donovan?  he changed over to the itsm team a couple years back
10:21 < Evilpig> dasunt: my third coworker to resign was being questioned this morning what it would take to change his mind
10:21 < Evilpig> he just turned in notice.  
10:21 < dasunt> He should answer "a time machine"
10:22 < Evilpig> lol,  that was my answer when he told us
10:22  * dasunt laughs.
10:22 < Evilpig> https://capture.dropbox.com/g5oVCH8aJlxrHggq  <-- proof
10:22 < PigBot> Dropbox Capture (at capture.dropbox.com) https://tinyurl.com/29e9s7le
10:23 < dasunt> So how's the job market for admin / dev ops atm?
10:23 < dasunt> I'm getting a bit bored of my job, wondering what's out there.
10:23 <@Dolemite> We have a shit ton of openings at ORNL, but the hiring process is painfully slow.
10:24 < dasunt> Any WFH?
10:24 <@Dolemite> Yeah
10:24 <@Dolemite> Remote with occasional travel on site
10:24 < dasunt> Hmmmmm....
10:24 < dasunt> Damn, I'm out of state.
10:24 <@Dolemite> Half of my team is from out of state
10:24 < Evilpig> Dolemite: painfully slow is not accurate
10:25 < Evilpig> fossils form faster
10:25 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Have you pinged Chad this morning?
10:25 < Evilpig> not this morning, but yesterday
10:25 < dasunt> So which ornl?  The bank, or the place that plays with glowing green rocks?
10:25 < Evilpig> check your home email in a sec
10:25 <@Dolemite> It hasn't helped that we just started a new fiscal year
10:27 <@Dolemite> All I know is that if their slowness causes him to lose a well qualified candidate he will go ape shit
10:33 < NotLarry> "
10:35 < NotLarry> Have a vendor insite tomorrow for reinstallation of new equipment, boss texted me last night suggesting he would feel better about it if I stayed home.
11:00 <@Dagmar> dasunt: Glowing green rocks
11:00 < dasunt> Oh, I think I can pass a background check for glowing green rocks.
11:01 <@Dagmar> You would have problems passing a background check for glowing rocks of other colors?
11:28 < dasunt> I'm only authorized for green rocks that glow.
11:43 < aestetix> hey Evilpig can you get the new season of Babylon Berlin?
11:43 < aestetix> with english subtitles
11:43 < aestetix> I can't find it anywhere
11:43 < aestetix> (season 4)
12:08 < Evilpig> I have no idea what that is.  i'll look later
12:09 < Evilpig> in the middle of trying to build out a custom check for my nvidia-smi processes
12:10 < Evilpig> [root@plex local]# python3 nvidiasmi.py
12:10 < Evilpig> 0 "Nvidia SMI" sessions=1;12;15;0;20|fan_speed=61%;80;90|memory=204MB;;;;5120|temperature=145.4;213.8;219.20000000000002|power=24.67 Quadro P2000 Driver: 520.61.05 Cuda: 11.8
12:10 < Evilpig> [root@plex local]# python3 nvidiasmi.py
12:10 < Evilpig> 0 "Nvidia SMI" sessions=2;12;15;0;20|fan_speed=61%;80;90|memory=990MB;;;;5120|temperature=152.60000000000002;213.8;219.20000000000002|power=39.41 Quadro P2000 Driver: 520.61.05 Cuda: 11.8
12:13 < Evilpig> I've got checkmk seeing this local check i've added, and it shows up when I goto the setup screen for the serivces on the host.  but it isn't showing up on the main monitor screen for the host
12:15 < Evilpig> I think that got it.  nice.  we'll see if this works now
15:19 -!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: aestetix
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15:34 < aestetix> https://www.dailydot.com/debug/parler-users-react-email-dox/
15:34 < PigBot> Parler Users React To Accidental Doxing (at www.dailydot.com) https://tinyurl.com/2de6wp93
16:43 -!- elongates is now known as oogabooga
16:48 < Evilpig> oh shit!.  leslie jordan is dead
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18:51 <@Dagmar> Yep
19:04 < Evilpig> there was a new doctor who episode that aired?
19:05 < Evilpig> is there anything of that series left for davies to save?
20:18 < dasunt> Things I wish would happen is that people would use change management effectively.
20:19 < dasunt> Damned if I know if this server is misconfigured, or if there is a change explaining the configuration change.
20:25 <@Mirage> yeah, the final one for Jody was on last night
--- Log closed Tue Oct 25 00:00:34 2022