--- Log opened Mon Oct 10 00:00:10 2022
06:01 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:04  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
08:17 < Evilpig> guess I should go start a pitcher of tea.  hopefully i'll hear from HR today and get my official offer on the new job
08:18 < aestetix> We are starting to get close to WW3
08:18 <@Dolemite> crossing fingers for pig, not ww3
08:19 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: IIRC, you will get a conditional offer and then have to fill out paperwork on a background check before they can set a start date
08:20 <@Dolemite> They are slow.   You might want to go back to hooking for a few weeks just to keep busy.
08:20 < aestetix> Evilpig: don't smoke any pot until you can pass the pee test
08:24 < Evilpig> I don't smoke period
08:25 < Evilpig> slow is fine, just want to get things in concrete
08:31 <@Dolemite> I hear ya.   I'm itching to start assigning tickets to you.
08:32 <@Dolemite> I'm already writing the script to randomly generate bullshit to put in them.  LOL
08:32 < aestetix> Dolemite: what is the first ticket that you'll assign to him?
08:33 <@Dolemite> Workstation running RHEL7.   Boots up and after logging in, butt starts to itch.
08:33 < Evilpig> I was already told not to expect to do any real work for the first month or two between all the training and passing around between various folks
08:34 <@Dolemite> bah
08:34 <@Dolemite> Chad shouldn't treat you like a cupcake
08:34 <@Dolemite> He needs to throw you to the wolves as soon as you get a user login
08:34 < Evilpig> sounds like this is their standard practice since they have so many things going on in that group
08:35 <@Dolemite> He doesn't want to drive you off immediately
08:36 <@Dolemite> Did he say if that position requires clearance?   Most of ITSD doesn't anymore and that was always the biggest time suck in the past.
08:37 < Evilpig> it does
08:37 < Evilpig> well... he said this position was high security
08:38 < Evilpig> and mentioned having to come in occasionally for air gapped meetings, so it was implied
08:38 <@Dolemite> That doesn't necessarily mean clearance
08:38 <@Dolemite> But it could
08:38 <@Dolemite> Anyway, here's hoping you at least hear from them this week
08:39 < aestetix> Evilpig: I know a good task to give you.
08:39 < aestetix> Here is a Windows 2000 webserver. Make it secure
08:39 < Evilpig> aestetix: is it replacing the vaccuum valve on the mustang's fuel vapor recovery system?  because that's what's on my schedule this week
08:39 < Evilpig> other than funeral duties
08:40 <@Dolemite> That wouldn't fall within his responsibilities
08:41 <@Dolemite> Got my backup camera wired up this weekend.   Still wasn't able to get the Steering Wheel Controls to work directly with the head unit.   I may have to buy one of the adapter boxes.
08:41 <@Dolemite> I am trying not to do that since, of course, they cost money
08:42 < aestetix> Dolemite: actually shouldn't his first task be to get you coffee?
08:42 <@Dolemite> No, he'll be on a different team.   We tried to get him on mine but HR says we haven't interviewed enough people yet.
08:43 < Evilpig> also haven't interviewed enough diversity....
08:43 < Evilpig> not just enough people
08:43 <@Dolemite> and our position hasn't been open as long as the one Pig is supposed to get the offer for
08:43 < aestetix> Evilpig: well if you need to get lower IQ people interviewed invite ware 
08:43 <@Dolemite> If HR can't provide candidates then they shouldn't be putting stupid rules in place
08:44 < Evilpig> that's a huge complaint with the diversity initiatives
08:44 < aestetix> And if you need to interview butt pirates then invite Shadow404 
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10:42 <@Dolemite> Time to go heat up the last of my leftover chili
10:45 < Evilpig> I was debating taking liam to go get sushi but he's still in a pull everythign apart phase on trying things
10:45 < Evilpig> ash also says I don't do enough with him and he's here for a change
11:28 < aestetix> well, I think there is now 0% chance of Ukraine joining NATO, if the western countries are smart
12:18 < Evilpig> I wanna check out boob world
12:34 <@Dolemite> Don't we all
12:36 <@jb7od> Sounds a little mythical to me... 
13:24 < aestetix> jb7od: well I think for Evilpig "boob" is short for "man-boob"
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14:38 <@jb7od> hah- my younger brother has a couple of those going on- wears 3 shirts (all weather) to conceal them (undershirt, T-shirt, polo)
14:39 <@jb7od> pretty sure I don't have enough tissue to make even one, head to toe. 
14:39 <@jb7od> Bodytype Pumpkin King
14:41 <@jb7od> We were grilling out one labor day, he was on the grill- starts sweating buckets and bitching, looking all hypertense, and one of his friends goes "...probly them damn 3 shirts you got on..." 
14:42 <@jb7od> (but he left em all on, even after the lul)
14:48 <@jb7od> aestetix: to your 2k security thing, 2k uses raw sockets and can't float them like XP- and while that was a handicap (at least back when there were nukers and things), it DID make for what seemed like better software firewalling
14:49 <@jb7od> but if you really want to break things, go single-user 
14:51 <@jb7od> I actually miss those kind of fws- where you get a ticker-tape closest comparison being wireshark or something
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