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07:29 < Evilpig> yay! colin robinson is back
08:20 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
08:21 <@Dolemite> Had to take the ol' van into the shop this morning.   All the engine mounts need replacement.   I'd needed that done quite some time ago but I took the van in twice during the pandemic and the shop couldn't get all the parts in at once.
08:21  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
08:21 <@Dolemite> But hey, 250,000 miles isn't bad for the original set
08:22 <@Dolemite> aestetix: Now that's more like it
09:18 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: I think the shit ass Cheese was signaling to you that you need to go to that GWAR concert
09:18 < Evilpig> I think I am too
09:18 < Evilpig> I need to cancel these other tickets I had for sunday that got fucked up and get my refund
09:32 <@Dolemite> LOL, "Walking in on my wife with two midgets and a DJ.  AM radio."
10:35 <@eryc> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l55GfAwa8RI
10:35 < PigBot> Hardware Raid is Dead and is a Bad Idea in 2022 - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/yyag2axn
12:16 <@xray> That was very interesting.
12:22 <@Mirage> I love some jackass decides something new fixes everything and how something is "dead" because of it, even though it doesn't fulfill the needs for everything...just the subset of things they are talking about.
13:02 < Evilpig> woooo!  
13:02  * Evilpig caused a major incident today and blacked out all the nurses mobile devices
13:07 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Was it because you did something your manager insisted you do against your better judgement?
13:07 < Evilpig> nope
13:07 <@Dolemite> Well that would have been nice
13:08 < Evilpig> trying to prep for a change at the end of the month I sumbled into a bug in the load balancers
13:08 < Evilpig> yeah it would have
13:08 < Evilpig> but it's on him anyway since he's my manager
13:08 < Evilpig> he's already being asked to explain it and i've given him nothing other than i'm writing it up
13:08 <@Dolemite> lol
13:08 < Evilpig> and I am
13:09 < Evilpig> because I am not going to waste my breath explaining something to  him he won't understand
13:09 < Evilpig> if we're gonna play telephone then he can take my words in writing to the other managers asking 
13:10 < Evilpig> i'll even include a tl;dr line at the end with a one sentence summary
13:10 < Evilpig> wtf is burger land?  and who just added it to my sonnar?
13:10 < Evilpig> http://www.thetvdb.com/?tab=series&id=267114
13:11 < PigBot> Burger Land - TheTVDB.com (at www.thetvdb.com) https://tinyurl.com/2mxbsjbj
13:11 <@Dolemite> Looks like a failed knock-off of Triple D
13:36 < Evilpig> my manager is pissy that I didn't have a pac/pasc open for my "change" this morning
13:46 <@Dolemite> Found my costume for Hallowe'en
13:46 <@Dolemite> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEgvkyNs-II
13:46 < PigBot> Katy Perry' NCL Prima Inaugural Performance 🇮🇸 August 27, 2022 - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/2gbzfchl
13:49 <@Dolemite> Awwww, man.   She took the hat off after 2 songs.
13:50 <@Dagmar> Meh it won't matter what you say.  They will have already decided it's an unacceptable risk
13:51 <@Dagmar> Remember, these are the same people who invented the "Previously Approved Standard Change Requiring Managerial Approval"
13:51 <@Dagmar> However, I do suggest attaching the full bug report from F5 to your response, since "GUI bugs" are apparently a valid excuse for a lot of stupid shit
13:55 < Evilpig> this wasn't gui.  a couple releases back they introduced a "port groups" feature
13:55 < Evilpig> so you can make a vip then instead of giving it a specific port to listen on you can give it a group of ports, assuming they're all the same stuff
13:56 < Evilpig> so I made a port group and set three ports on it and it was doing http like stuff
13:56 < Evilpig> then I made another vip and set it to listen to any and it was going to grab all the other ports that came in and do just dumb tcp proxy bitch things with them
13:57 < Evilpig> the any vip took control of ALL the ports, it should have been riding bitch to the other ports that were explicitly set but it somehow became the top dog and was answering for everything
13:57 < Evilpig> so when a request came in on 8443 instead of talking to my good config and getting a valid ssl cert put in it was instead just passed off to the backend host that had a self-signed cert and everything broke, obviously
13:58 < Evilpig> so the bug is the port priority wasn't respected, but when I stopped the any vip it picked up the set ports again correctly.  when I started the any vip again it kept working.  the bug is the inconsistent behavior there
14:08 < Evilpig> 129.59.122.99    07/Sep/2022:13:04:09 -0500   burger land
14:08 < Evilpig> the noc strikes!
14:09 <@Dolemite> LOL, definitely sounds like lastchild
15:59 < Evilpig> I need to call these people back about this 3 month contract at genesco, as much as I don't want to
16:00 < Evilpig> I was just informed by my manager that I am the lead on two projects that he's about to assign to me to upgrade our satellite infrastructure and convert ansible tower to ansible automation engine.  I am not to touch any of them but to instruct two of my coworkers on everythin to do despite not having any practical knowledge of either of these 
16:00 < Evilpig> I am also not to make any changes to production regular full change or pac without at least 24 hours written approval from my manager, and the two layers of management above him as well
16:17 <@Dagmar> TIL some firewall hardware is pickier than cheap consumer gigabit connections and _won't_ downgrade a connection to 100base-T when a fault is detected
16:18 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: Hmm... you're being asked to head up a project where you know nothing about and will do none of the work?
16:18 <@Dagmar> Dude, they're grooming you for a director position!
16:47 < Evilpig> this is set up for PIC
16:47 < Evilpig> when you can't cite failure for performance you have to create failed performance
17:10 < Evilpig> ash is telling me to contact HR again and request someone to join all 1:1 meetings with lacy that he's threatening me and causing anxiety
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19:33 <@eryc> those are generally 6-12 month projects and red hat offers training credits if upskilling is necessary
19:34 <@eryc> unless they think you have money then those cost too
20:11 <@Dagmar> I think you could _possibly_ do those things...
20:11 <@Dagmar> If anything, it'll give you a chance to dictate they be done *right* this time
20:12 <@Dagmar> They have never, to my knowledge, been using Satellite properly.
20:12 <@Dagmar> When I was there it was just a fancy local cache
20:12 <@Dagmar> You're _supposed_ to be able to dictate freakin' profiles and issue package updates remotely
20:12 <@Dagmar> ...but we still had "patch night" where everyone was supposed to manually login to shit and run yum update on each of them
20:13 <@Dagmar> I kinda drew the line there and said "Fuck this" and wrote a for loop to ssh that shit in parallel across all the instances I was responsible for, at once
20:13 <@Dagmar> Done in 12 minutes.
20:14 <@Dagmar> Anything that wasn't going to come up properly would have sounded off in Nagios, so that was what I watched
20:14 <@Dagmar> ..and then I read a book the rest of the time
20:14 <@Dagmar> Fuck trying to manage enterprise-level shit like some kind of new hire
20:15 <@Dagmar> I might also have been the only admin who had actually read all the changelogs for all the packages.
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