--- Log opened Fri Aug 12 00:00:35 2022 00:56 < aestetix> wow 00:56 < aestetix> https://twitter.censors.us/defcon/status/1557893939662712833#m 00:56 < PigBot> DEF CON (@defcon): "We have filled in some of the missing names from the #DEFCON 1 VW Bug! Thank you everyone:" | Ниттер (at twitter.censors.us) 00:57 < aestetix> Is "decius" short for "decis615"? 00:57 < aestetix> er decius615 00:57 < aestetix> oh nevermind it is him 06:02 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 06:02 <@Dolemite> aestetix: Yes, he posted as such on Twitter/Facebook last night 06:41 <@Dolemite> https://gizmodo.com/donald-trump-mar-a-lago-dumb-defense-nuclear-classified-1849404531 06:41 < PigBot> The 9 Dumbest Defenses for Trump Keeping Nuclear Secrets (at gizmodo.com) https://tinyurl.com/2zxam2tt 06:49 < Evilpig> I can't wait to see how they try to defend super cheetoh for nuclear secrets 06:52 <@Dolemite> "Geoffrey Ingersoll, the editor-in-chief of the Daily Caller, floated the idea that maybe the classified documents about nukes weren’t actually that important." 06:54 < aestetix> "it's just the username, not the password!" 07:05 <@Dolemite> aestetix: Damn, you guys drinking up all the Rhine!? 07:05 <@Dolemite> https://gizmodo.com/photos-rhine-river-drought-1849401746 07:05 < PigBot> Photos Reveal Just How Dire Things Are for Germany's Rhine River (at gizmodo.com) https://tinyurl.com/2jb3nnn8 07:31 <@Dolemite> Started on testosterone treatment this week. It's a gel that you have to rub on your upper arms every morning. Seems to be working so far. My hands have never been this hairy before. 07:35 <@Mirage> "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWM21AtQ2SM&ab_channel=GingerBilly 07:35 < PigBot> Redneck duct tape durability test! (Duck tape vs Gorilla tape vs T-Rex tape) - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/2moymo5c 07:48 < aestetix> Dolemite: you're transitioning? 07:48 <@Dolemite> aestetix: Yes, from middle age to old fart 07:49 <@Dolemite> Eventually I hope to transition to Dirty Old Man 07:54 <@Mirage> Lol.. he stops at one point during his "scientific" testing and says, "OK, now just for a minute I want you to imagine being my wife. Just close your eyes and imagine the stuff she's told. How mad would you be?" 08:42 <@Dolemite> https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/miami-man-pays-to-fly-ha-ha-ha-banner-over-trumps-mar-a-lago-home/2832822/ 08:42 < PigBot> Miami Man Pays to Fly ‘Ha Ha Ha’ Banner Over Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Home – NBC 6 South Florida (at www.nbcmiami.com) https://tinyurl.com/2k9gslrl 08:59 < Evilpig> that there is what lottery money is meant for 09:00 <@Dolemite> It was only $1800 09:00 <@Dolemite> So dude and a few of his friends pooled together some money to do it 09:00 <@Dolemite> I think it's hilarious 09:01 <@Dolemite> Apparently there are pilgrims of the Cheetoh hanging out at some bridge near Mar-a-Lago to try and show support. That's who they kept flying over. 10:16 < aestetix> Did they release the search warrant yet? 10:16 <@Dolemite> I believe that Trump's lawyers have until 3 PM EST to object. 10:16 < aestetix> oh come on 10:17 < aestetix> Didn't he say he was ok with it being released? 10:17 <@Dolemite> Yes, but that's his spin. He could easily say yes and then tell his lawyers to object. 10:17 < aestetix> ugh 10:19 < aestetix> SO this is gonna turn into another tax return thing 10:20 < aestetix> "I'm fine releasing them, but I'm under an audit!" 10:39 <@Mirage> I'm predicting that when the warrant and such is released that Trump will claim falsification in some respect and whine his "witch hunt", "out to get me" crap even louder 10:40 <@Mirage> "No, that;s not what the warrant I got a copy of said. I can't share it with you, but take my word for it, that's not what it said...it was actually worse, much worse than you could ever imagine...worse than anyone in history has ever had tto deal with." 10:50 <@Mirage> This just seems crazy/stupid to me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrc632oilWo&ab_channel=RealEngineering 10:50 < PigBot> Can We Throw Satellites to Space? - SpinLaunch - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/2kzdp5sy 10:51 <@Mirage> I wouldn't think that any 'delicate' satellite could take anywhere near the stresses this method creates 11:20 <@Dolemite> Well, time to put some air in my tire and drive 2 miles to Big O and see if they can plug where the screw went into it. 11:21 <@Dolemite> I need new tires, soon, along with an alignment... but they're repaving the main road here and it's stupid to align your wheels and then go drive in that shit. Need to wait until they are done. 11:45 <@Mirage> If you know where the screw is in the tire, all you need is this.. https://www.autozone.com/suspension-steering-tire-and-wheel/tire-repair-kit/p/slime-t-handle-tire-plugger-kit/486791_0_0 11:46 < PigBot> HTTPSConnectionPool(host='www.autozone.com', port=443): Read timed out. (read timeout=10) (at www.autozone.com) https://tinyurl.com/2qokub2t 12:46 <@Dolemite> I went ahead and had them put new tires on. When I looked closer at them, they were worse than I thought. 12:46 <@Dolemite> Well, they will be putting new tires on. I had Pamela bring me back to the house. 12:53 < aestetix> https://www.wsj.com/articles/fbi-recovered-eleven-sets-of-classified-documents-in-trump-search-inventory-shows-11660324501?mod=hp_lead_pos1 12:53 < PigBot> FBI Recovered Eleven Sets of Classified Documents in Trump Search, Inventory Shows - WSJ (at www.wsj.com) https://tinyurl.com/2pccp5xv 13:12 <@Mirage> yeah, so 4 of the 5 chicks left after taking the other 3 roosters (cockrills, whatever you wanna call them) have decided to start sttempting to crow. So out of the 8 "straight run" chicks that she got this year, one may wind up actually being a hen. 13:33 < Evilpig> Mirage: are those like turtles and sex is determined by incubation temp? 13:51 <@Mirage> not that I've ever heard 13:52 <@Mirage> She keeps wanting shit from the "straight run" bins vs the "sexed" bins. The "sexed" ones have been sorted and shuld be ~95% female based on their wing feathers. If you've watched "Minari", which I'm sure you have...what the Mom/Dad are doing at their jobs is sexing chicks. 13:53 * Mirage sits back and waits for NL or aestetix to make some snide comments. 13:56 <@Mirage> And he keeps just making shit up as he goes... "The bigger problem is, what are they going to do with the 33 million pages of documents, many of which are classified, that President Obama took to Chicago?" 14:55 < Evilpig> meeting with my manager killed my motivation for anything else for the week so i'm done 14:55 < Evilpig> what a useless fuck 19:27 <@Dagmar> *Holy shit Trump is fucked* 19:29 <@Dagmar> He is BREATHTAKINGLY fucked 19:30 <@Dagmar> He is fucked with a giant King-Kong dick 19:31 <@Dagmar> If he had nuclear weapons information in that mess, he can be brought up on fucking TREASON charges. 19:31 <@Dagmar> He will not be running for election in 2024. He will not be running for election in 2028. 19:31 <@Dagmar> He will probably still be in jail in 2028. 20:27 <@Mirage> Unless the republicans wake the fuck up, it's going to be a shit storm, regardless of how guilty he is and how justified whatever sentence he gets may be. 21:22 <@Mirage> Just finished watching "Day Shift". It was a fun movie. I like the 90's Hip Hop soundtrack. 21:22 <@Dagmar> Watching it now 21:24 <@Dagmar> I am still just *gobsmacked* at the stuff Trump got caught with 21:24 <@Dagmar> He just set records for how fucked someone can be 22:18 < Evilpig> https://capture.dropbox.com/4zrDQFfXGeVSdm8M 22:18 < PigBot> Dropbox Capture (at capture.dropbox.com) https://tinyurl.com/2zoacjyq 22:19 < Evilpig> pretty graphs. this is 8 months of transcoding my movie archive from x264 -> x265 and reclaiming over 18TB 22:19 < Evilpig> meanwhile the orange line, volume1, for the same period adding tv shows 22:20 < Evilpig> the dips are when I clear out the recycle bin from where it's swapped out episodes for one reason or another --- Log closed Sat Aug 13 00:00:36 2022