--- Log opened Thu Jul 28 00:00:12 2022 05:57 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 06:41 <@Dolemite> bbl, gotta go see the vampire about my labwork 06:53 * aestetix hugs Dolemite 07:36 < Evilpig> I think it's orville time 07:53 <@Dolemite> Fuckin' Hardee's. Gave me somebody else's meal. Pay for pork chop and gravy biscuit ($4) and end up getting somebody's $2 plain sausage biscuit 08:02 <@Dolemite> Starting Orville now 08:02 < Evilpig> doh! 08:03 < Evilpig> at least you got the biscuit 08:53 <@Mirage> Dolemite: you need to watch Lethal Weapon III for a refresher on drive-thrus 09:18 <@Dolemite> Mirage: Yeah, but then it's counteracted by watching Clerks on Customer Service 09:18 <@Dolemite> Or Waiting 09:18 <@Dolemite> either way, need more coffee 09:18 <@eryc> there's a movie called customer service? 10:15 <@Mirage> Great tactics.. Let's surround the cloaked vessel with a bunch of non-cloaked ones 10:15 <@Dagmar> huh? 10:15 <@Mirage> You'll see 10:15 <@Dagmar> Oh what? 10:15 <@Dagmar> er on what 10:15 <@Mirage> Orville 10:16 <@Dagmar> Oh, in that case I probbaly wont see because I could not find "LA Hipsters In Space" interesting 10:16 <@Mirage> Don't wanna say too much lest Dolemite flames me for spoilers 10:20 <@Mirage> Doh...the cylinder in the office chair just died, I guess. Sat down an it dropped all the way and now won't stay up 10:39 < Evilpig> haha waiting... 10:39 < Evilpig> Mirage: are you telling us that you've finally, actually, truly gained enough weight to break a chair? 10:42 <@Dolemite> Dammit, Orville, you done made me cry 10:44 <@Mirage> I was expecting someone, even though I hadn't seen anything online about it..just wasn't sure who. Dunno, just something about the tempo of the episode 10:44 <@Dolemite> Yeah, you just knew someone wouldn't make it. I figured it would be Isaac to save the rest of the Kaylon. 10:45 <@Mirage> I was expecting Gordon to 'take one for the team' and crash his fighter to twart them 10:47 <@Dolemite> Gordon needs a win. He's been beat up enough. 10:48 <@Mirage> I found the "cut your leg off" reference funny 10:52 <@Mirage> Evilpig: it'd been creeping down and having to be raised back up for a while. Not like I have $500, practically indestructable chairs like we had in the office. At least I can replace it for ~$20-30. 10:53 <@Mirage> In the mean time, I have another chair not currently being used (besides the wife's) that I can swap out with 10:54 <@Mirage> Replace the cylinder, not the chair.. It's cheap, but not THAT cheap 11:46 <@Dagmar> Getting the cylinder back out is always fun 11:47 <@Dagmar> I have done it twice, needed a ball-peen hammer twice and penetrating oil once 11:47 <@Mirage> Yeah, I may wind up needing to get a new base or look for a chair by the side of the road. Beating a piece of metal out of something plastic rarely ends well 11:47 <@Mirage> https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B006IY89ZA/ 11:47 < PigBot> Amazon.com: Modway EEI-757-BLK Articulate Ergonomic Mesh Office Chair in Black : Home & Kitchen (at www.amazon.com) https://tinyurl.com/y5b5uqxc 11:48 <@Dagmar> The penetrating oil was used because the part it went into was also metal 11:48 <@Mirage> They've got up a little more in actual price, though now that's "54% off" 11:51 <@Mirage> First couple were $139, next one was $157..actual price the first time. May have been "discounted" the second time like it is now. 11:58 <@eryc> that pork chop biscuit looks pretty good 11:58 <@eryc> i haven't been to a hardees in like 20 years 11:59 <@Dolemite> LOL, love the latest round of scammer emails 11:59 <@Dolemite> During the process of compilation of all the materials associated with you, I also noticed that you are a huge supporter and regular user of websites hosting nasty adult content. 12:00 <@Dolemite> Turns out to be, you really love visiting porn websites, as well as watching exciting videos and enduring unforgettable pleasures. 12:00 <@Dolemite> As a matter of fact, I was not able to withstand the temptation, but to record certain nasty solo action with you in main role, and later produced a few videos exposing your masturbation and cumming scenes. 12:00 <@Dolemite> I really want to ask them if I can see a copy of the videos to show my wife because she might find them hot 12:00 <@Dagmar> Dolemite: It's time to tell them your rate on OnlyFans 12:00 <@Dolemite> Ooooh, good idea 12:22 <@Mirage> heh, hadn't noticed it til now, but the wife left a candle out on our covered back porch that's now partially melted and leaning at about a 60 deg angle 12:24 <@Dagmar> Damn with this heat it's a wonder it's not just a puddle 12:36 <@Dagmar> There's a google right over there 12:51 < Evilpig> Mirage: I think we all need to see a picture of said sun melted candle 12:57 <@Mirage> https://i.postimg.cc/t4J0nPt0/PXL-20220728-175319121.jpg 12:57 < PigBot> PXL 20220728 175319121 — Postimages (at i.postimg.cc) https://tinyurl.com/25nelprb 12:58 <@Mirage> There is a depression in the middle for smaller candles which this one melted down into 13:03 <@Mirage> https://www.theverge.com/2022/7/28/23282023/dead-spiders-robot-grippers-necrobotics-research-rice-university 13:03 < PigBot> Scientists reanimate dead spiders as robot gripping claws - The Verge (at www.theverge.com) https://tinyurl.com/27ylo9p7 13:19 <@Mirage> Evilpig: here's your next storage upgrade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4AKeW0Y-F0&ab_channel=LinusTechTips 13:19 < PigBot> This is an SSD?! - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/2dcojpyx 13:28 <@Mirage> 48TB nand per module..4 modules per blade...1.9PB per 5u chassis 13:28 <@Mirage> 4x 2400w power supplies 13:29 <@Mirage> Wouldn't have to worry about heating the apt in the winter 14:11 < Evilpig> I already don't have to worry about heating in here, ever 14:12 < Evilpig> https://blueboy.wilpig.org/mrtg/intsens_2.html 14:12 < PigBot> Living Room Temperature (at blueboy.wilpig.org) https://tinyurl.com/ycb22ppa 15:47 <@Dagmar> Fucking FedEx 15:47 <@Dagmar> Oh I almost forgot to see what kind of shitware Epic has this week 15:48 <@Dagmar> Lawn Mowing Simulator... 15:48 <@Dagmar> Boy doesn't THAT make you want to slap someone 17:54 <@eryc> you should get xbox game pass 17:54 <@eryc> then you can play Power Washing Simulator 18:26 <@Dagmar> I'm just wondering who the hell would find riding various riding lawnmowers interesting enough to botehr 18:26 <@Dagmar> Okay, except for Billy the guy who used to work at Vanderbilt and literally collected tractors 18:29 <@eryc> i haven't had the epic client opened in a while, i completely forgot about their shit game giveaways 18:34 <@Mirage> This looks tasty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FXKGv2ipMg&ab_channel=%EB%A7%A4%EC%9D%BC%EB%A7%9B%EB%82%98deliciousday 18:35 < PigBot> (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/2b4y99gc 18:35 <@Mirage> "Fluffy and Soft, Cream Cheese Garlic Bread Recipe" 18:39 <@eryc> i want to try those stuffed bagel minis at dunkin 19:53 <@Mirage> ah ha! Finally found a post regarding the slowness I'm seeing on the vNAS... The BBU on the LSI 9271 is showing as failed. 19:57 <@eryc> no write cache 4 u! 19:58 <@eryc> how long can you lose power before the write cache gets wiped 20:00 <@Mirage> Wondering if I knocked it loose when I pulled the card to put in the nvme for boot and also added a fan to the controller heatsink 20:01 <@eryc> how do you like truenas? 20:01 <@Mirage> Feel like a dumbass now for chasing network problems when it was a storage issue 20:01 <@Mirage> so far it's been good. 20:02 <@eryc> thats where they switched to linux right? 20:02 <@Mirage> no, im still on CORE. SCALE is the one built on linux 20:02 <@eryc> they used to have a commercial one that was truenas i think before freenas became truenas 20:02 <@eryc> ah 20:03 <@eryc> i got some quotes from them once but they wanted way too much money 20:04 <@Mirage> Hrm.. they're now showing 'OpenZFS' on teh storage for SCALE. When it first came out I swear it was something else 20:04 <@Mirage> For support or buying a pre-built NAS from them? The OS itself is free 20:05 <@eryc> a pre-built 20:05 <@eryc> well they had a commercial version of the OS too 20:06 <@eryc> i ended up getting a few pure storage units 20:06 <@eryc> and i built a bunch my own but i'll never build a flash array again 20:07 <@eryc> all kinds of stupid firmware bugs 20:07 <@eryc> it didnt help that the drives i got fell off a truck somewhere 20:08 <@eryc> i did xen vm storage on pure and cassandra and elasticsearch on ones i designed 20:09 <@eryc> iirc the storage card, backplane, motherboard could support 1 million iops per drive at full speed 20:09 <@eryc> no bottlenecks anywhere, not even the multiplex chips 20:12 <@eryc> i talked to this australian company that was using mellanox rdma which i thought was really interesting but a little too niche 20:18 <@eryc> i looked at hw raid too but all the card spec sheets showed major bottlenecks 20:22 <@eryc> i thought this video was pretty hilarious because he doesn't even know where the bottlenecks are https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA_B2oaqqvg 20:23 < PigBot> They Told Me NOT to Do This... - Building a Node of the $1,000,000 OC - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/y7p2ulwp 20:23 <@eryc> i laughed when he got shit benchmark results 20:23 <@eryc> ya gotta read the fine print on those spec sheets 21:17 <@Mirage> ok, this one has a 'CacheVault' vs a 'BBU', and it shows fine. blah 21:17 <@Mirage> -------------------- 21:17 <@Mirage> Property Value 21:17 <@Mirage> -------------------- 21:17 <@Mirage> Type CVPM02 21:17 <@Mirage> Temperature 30 C 21:18 <@Mirage> State Optimal 21:18 <@Mirage> -------------------- 21:18 <@Mirage> ------------------------------ 21:18 <@Mirage> Property Value 21:18 <@Mirage> ------------------------------ 21:18 <@Mirage> Pack Energy 294 J 21:18 <@Mirage> Capacitance 97 % 21:18 <@Mirage> Remaining Reserve Space 93 21:18 <@Mirage> ------------------------------ 21:18 <@Mirage> So the batteries are just fine 21:19 <@eryc> ah yea you have the big honkin capacitor version 21:19 <@eryc> or is it lithium ion? 21:20 <@Mirage> Would have to cut into it to see. not planning on that since it's not actually bad now that I'm looking at the right thing 21:20 <@eryc> yea idk maybe cachevault is some sort of branding for bbu 21:20 <@eryc> makes it sounds more important to pay extra for 21:21 <@eryc> if you have a super high quality capacitor they can be more reliable long term 21:21 <@Mirage> "Similar to BBUs, CacheVault is a physical module that connects to RAID controllers. It does exactly what the BBU does, but is a newer technology that enables other features." 21:22 <@Mirage> "What makes CacheVault superior in this aspect is the ability for that data to be moved from DRAM to NAND flash. When the data is moved from DRAM to NAND flash, it can be stored there for up to 3 years!" 21:29 <@eryc> ah nice that does sound familiar now 21:29 <@eryc> its not rebuilding is it? i'm sure you checked that 22:20 <@Mirage> Just said fuck it...destroyed the zfs pool, disabled JBOD on the card, created new raid6, recreated pool, transfer rate doing a zfs replication is running ~800MiB/s. At this point I guess that this card just sucks shit for JBOD 22:26 <@Mirage> Stil doing PCI Passthru, so at least I'm using the raid6 directly vs as a VMFS6 datastore. 22:28 <@Mirage> So if I want/need to dump esxi or something happens with it I have the option to boot off the raid card and still have all my data accessible w/ TrueNAS on a USB stick or other drive 22:30 <@Mirage> Kind of wondering if the raid card disables the 128M cache on the drives. I found a setting for storcli to enable it, but only when they are in a drivegroup. 23:11 <@Mirage> WTF quote of the day: “Well, nobody’s gotten to the bottom of 9/11, unfortunately, and they should have,” Trump said. --- Log closed Fri Jul 29 00:00:13 2022