--- Log opened Mon Jul 18 00:00:56 2022
05:53 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:01  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
06:01 < aestetix> another heat wave
06:01 < aestetix> but this time I have AC
06:04 <@Dolemite> that'll be helpful
06:05 < aestetix> these heat waves are really annoying
06:55 <@Dolemite> Man, timelines are all confusing again in Westworld
06:58 < Evilpig> watching birdgirl now,  westworld next
06:58 <@Dolemite> birdgirl?
06:59 < Evilpig> trying on my new outlook on life today.  if my boss chooses to waste my time it's not my problem.  
06:59 < Evilpig> http://imdb.com/title/tt10309118/
06:59 < PigBot> Birdgirl (TV Series 2021– ) - IMDb (at imdb.com) https://tinyurl.com/27b5qbp9
06:59 < Evilpig> Spinoff of harvey birdman attorney at law
06:59 <@Dolemite> Ah
07:03 < Evilpig> Kether Donohue from "You're the worst" is a frequent character and cracks me up
07:22 < Evilpig> south park giving man bear pig a more fleshed out story was weird
08:55 <@Mirage> Dolemite: yeah...I hate the bouncing around
08:56 <@Mirage> Evilpig: New outlook on life? Go see a councilor and get hypnotized over the weekend?  Watch Office Space 2-3 times in a row?
08:57 <@Mirage> Oh, I know.  The doctor diagnosed you with a 'brain cloud'.  =)
08:58 < Evilpig> I've just accepted that I can't correct someone else's problem and I just need to occupy my time and if I have nothing to show for it later, I can document that my dipshit manager wasted my time
09:25 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Please tell me that you changed your response to #2 from what you had sent me on Friday
10:02 < aestetix> Evilpig: I  think the south park guys ran out of steam after 2016
10:02 < aestetix> reality has become so absurd that their shock skills don't work anymore
10:30 <@Dolemite> Does Ansible just use ssh/scp for everything or does it have an agent running on the box?
10:31 <@Dolemite> I have a ghost in a machine.   slapd.conf keeps reverting back to an old version.   There's no puppet-agent on the box, so that shouldn't be doing it.   Ansible is the only other thing I can think of.
10:43 < Evilpig> Dolemite: I haven't touched it, yet.  it's not due until next week so yeah
10:43 < Evilpig> ansible is just ssh
10:43 < Evilpig> there is no concept of an agent in that world
10:43 <@Dolemite> ok, so quite possibly it's my little fucknut of a ghost
10:44 < Evilpig> what you could do is use auditd and see what process is touching that file
10:44 < Evilpig> aestetix: giving cartman tits was pretty damned funny
10:44 <@Dolemite> ausearch -f slapd.conf
10:44 <@Dolemite> <no matches>
10:45 <@Dolemite> Ugh
10:45 < Evilpig> the running gag of him telling people his eyes are up here got a chuckle out of me every time
10:45 < aestetix> hehe true
10:47 < Evilpig> Dolemite: you could flag the file immutable and then see who complains when it can't be written to
10:48 < Evilpig> can you look at the last file modified time and match it to someone being logged into the system?
10:48 <@Dolemite> It reverts back to the previous time
10:49 <@Dolemite> So they're copying in an old version and preserving time on it
10:49 < Evilpig> hrmm sounds like a file copy then, but why would you preserve the time?
10:49 <@Dolemite> I'm going to try the immutable flag
11:18 <@Dolemite> yay, found the ghost and exorcised him
11:19 <@Dolemite> Stupid perl script was flipping around the slapd.conf scripts with another one as a way to temporarily restrict access from another system during processing
11:20 < Evilpig> auditd or script crash finally identify it?
11:20 <@Dolemite> I reached out to someone that had been here a while and who might have an idea where it could be hidden
11:24 < Evilpig> ash should be rolling through your area here in about three hours
11:31 <@Dolemite> On her way to visit family in VA?
11:34 < Evilpig> finally on the way back
11:34 < Evilpig> been down there nearly the last two weeks.  
11:35 < Evilpig> she went to help her dad clean out the mess her sister left when she moved out four years ago so that her grandmother can move in
11:35 <@Dolemite> Just been sitting there for 4 years, eh?
11:36 < Evilpig> she described it as being like a crack house and then she sent pictures.  https://photos.app.goo.gl/MSvr8Sye7bXTVmvp9
11:36 < PigBot> No Title (at photos.app.goo.gl) https://tinyurl.com/2xp3dyyj
11:36 < Evilpig> the second floor of her dad's house has two bedrooms and a bathroom.  trashed is an understatement.  she said there was writing on the walls in feces
11:37 <@Dolemite> No boys allowed in Sabrina's room!
11:38 < Evilpig> her sister was supposed to come help get it fixed up, but clearly she left it in that condition and had no quams about living in it so she didn't help.  she was essentially cleaning and repairing on her own and after two weeks she had enough and had to leave.  she got one room done, and the top of the stairs, the other room is primed but still needs a ton of work and the bathroom is still completely in shambles
11:39 <@Dolemite> The 'after' pictures definitely look much better
11:39 < Evilpig> her sister showed up one day, and brought along her son, sabrina's half brother.  and instead of helping somehow used him to make it worse, he went up there with a screw driver and supposedly made a new hole in the wall
11:40 < Evilpig> she said after her granny passes she's done with all of them.  she'll show up for funerals only
12:02 <@Mirage> Dolemite: Set it immutable
12:03 <@Mirage> Oh, NM...just got down and saw you decided the same
12:05 <@Dolemite> well and then I found the script that was doing it and fixed that
12:24 < Evilpig> one thing is clear in this channel, we share a few brain cells between us on occasion.  lol
12:25 <@Dolemite> Finally starting on Season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows
12:26 < Evilpig> baby colin
12:26 <@Dolemite> Boy
12:26 < Evilpig> let me know when you get to his pin for the debit card.  rofl
12:41 <@Dolemite> Dammit, that's the same PIN as mine.   Now I have to change it.
12:59 < Evilpig> lol
12:59 < Evilpig> I thought about pausing on that to see if they actually wrote pi out that many digits
13:00 <@Dolemite> pin, pi...  what's the difference?   heh
13:00 <@Dolemite> I did love Laszlo's story about Sigmund Freud and penis envy
13:00 <@Dolemite> Matt Berry is a global treasure, that's all I can say
13:03 <@Dolemite> hahaha, he voiced a droid in The Book of Boba Fett
13:16 <@Dolemite> Aww, man.   I was hoping Mabel was finally going to get some Guillermo in s04e02.
13:53 <@Dolemite> Downloaded Matt Berry's series, Toast of London.   Talk about some bizarre UK TV.
14:16 <@Dolemite> I need to start doing drugs if I'm going to watch the entire series
14:37 < Evilpig> I dunno if I can do any other really weird series
14:37 < Evilpig> I have plenty now, so it would fit in.  just not sure I have it in me to do
15:54 <@Mirage> Remember that weird "SSH Session hangs after 30 sec" thing?  Now we're seeing something similar with NFS.  Server boots, connects to mounts, people can login (/export/home is default and an autofs mount), then it hangs up.  `showmount -e <target>` shows available mounts, `rpcinfo -p <target>` shows services and ports, but all the mounted filesystems are unresponsive.
15:54  * Mirage thinks it's about time for some day drinking
16:19 < Evilpig> Mirage: we have that same issue here in our environment with the paloalto, but... ours is complicated by cisco aci
16:20 < Evilpig> nfs v4 is supposedly going to fix it by changing the headers so the firewall doesn't mangle the sessions but they want to wait on that until we can get kerberos in place and take full advatange of the security change
16:20 < Evilpig> tell your security drones to look for any "undecided sessions"
16:20 < Evilpig> that's how it's been phrased to me in firewall parlance
16:23 <@Mirage> So much shit broken we can't get a security drone in on this meeting.
16:29 < Evilpig> on your side if you run netstat you should see them in a syn_wait state or something like that
16:29 < Evilpig> assuming it's the same or similar issue
16:30 < Evilpig> tcp 0 1 10.158.188.22:934 10.101.32.16:2049 SYN_SENT
16:30 < Evilpig> syn_sent
17:08 <@Mirage> So right now it's 107 outside.  Garage door panels outside are 125-127 (sun is on them), inside the garage w/ the radiant barrier they are 94-96.
17:27 <@eryc> ss -tanp | grep SYN
17:29 <@eryc> ss -tanp | egrep -A1 '(SYN|WAIT)'
20:43 < Evilpig> Mirage: my uncle is waiting for you to rip season 2 of dark angel
20:51 <@Mirage> lol.  ok
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