--- Log opened Fri Jul 15 00:00:52 2022
06:06 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:12  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
07:19 <@Mirage> Dagmar: lol..  now they are wanting to reboot one of the effected servers to 'eliminate any AD authentication issues', which I already told them was a pointless exercise on that merit because if it was an auth issue you wouldn't be able to login.
07:39 <@Dolemite> You gotta love people who don't read past the subject line
07:39 < Evilpig> because authentication plays a role after you're already connected.  duh.  everyone knows that the server keeps checking in to AD to make sure you're authorized 
07:40 <@Dolemite> Certificate expiration email goes to sysadmin telling them Cert X expires in Y days.   Body of email tells them to go issue a new certificate and mark the old as retired by going to website.   User emails me asking what the URL of the certificate manager site is.
07:40 <@Dolemite> I'm like, it's the URL in the email telling you that your cert expired.
07:40 <@Dolemite> READ THE FARQIN EMAIL
07:42 < Evilpig> but links in email are not to be trusted
07:42 <@Dolemite> Then read what it says and type it in yourself :P
07:43 < Evilpig> this feels like a trick, because links in email aren't to be trusted
07:43 < Evilpig> I see what you're doing
07:43 <@Dolemite> Well here, let me email you a good link, then
07:44 < Evilpig> can you send it on teams instead?  or just issue me a new cert?  still feels like a trap
07:45 <@Dolemite> Please contact the Solutions Center.   They are trained to deal with these situations.
07:45 <@Dolemite> Ugh, 2 days in a row some scammer has created a fake profile of my father and sends out friend requests to everybody
07:46 < Evilpig> Just stumbled across this nifty site.  https://j2live.ttl255.com/
07:46 < PigBot> TTL255 J2Live - Live Jinja2 Parser (at j2live.ttl255.com) https://tinyurl.com/2yvr26sv
07:46 < Evilpig> if you ever have to deal with jinja it can help identify issues in templates and render them without running whatever your other process is
07:47 <@Dolemite> I think I got a vaccinated against jinja back when I used to travel a lote more
07:47 <@Dolemite> s/lote/lot
07:48 < Evilpig> ansible uses it to template out files
07:48 <@Dolemite> Yep, definitely immune to that
07:50 <@Mirage> Cat knocked over a box of cheez-it's which wasn't properly closed, then proceeded to fish the little crackers out one at a time and play with the,
07:50 <@Mirage> er, them
07:50 < Evilpig> lol
07:51 < Evilpig> eve likes to steal ashley's hair ties
07:51 <@Dolemite> Goldfish would have been more apropos :)
09:15 < brimstone> Evilpig: that's neat. i had a bad case of jinja a while back dealing with some ansible stuff. it still flares up from time to time
09:21 <@Dagmar> Mirage: our two knuckleheads like to steal pieces of dog kibble from the dog and play with them because they are round and roll easily
09:34 < Evilpig> Dagmar: I think i'd prefer that to the cats eating the dog food on occasion
09:35 <@Dagmar> We have hardwood floors here
09:35 <@Dagmar> That shit gets noisy
09:35 < Evilpig> ash gets this wild game bird food for the dogs, and everytime she does we will find the cat at some point helping herself to the dog's bowl and the dog just looking like "I know I can't move her"
09:36 <@Dagmar> Don't save the bloody PNG export over the top of your SVG file.
09:36 <@Dagmar> @#!$@!
09:36 <@Dagmar> Hah
09:36 <@Dagmar> Our derps, despite ostensibly being meat eaters, don't seem to know the dog food is mainly venison
09:41 <@Dagmar> They only know it's fun to bat pieces of it around and listen to it roll across the floor at 3am
11:03 <@Mirage> Customer:  "Trying to pull in someone from our unix team to look at this also, but they're all busy so far"
11:04 <@Mirage> Me: "Maybe don't tell the next one you try what it's about.  The others probably suddenly became too busy when they found out what you wanted them for."
11:17 < Evilpig> lol
11:35 <@Dolemite> w00t.   LCUB municipal fiber starts up in August, $64.99/month for symmetrical gigabit.   I've been paying that much for 300 Mbps with TDS.
11:38 <@eryc> i just got fiber available here, $65 for 500 and $85 for gbit
11:39 <@Dolemite> TDS has had fiber here for years, but they were the only one...  so pricing hasn't been as competitive
11:40 <@Dolemite> I think their Gig service is $99/month
11:40 <@Dolemite> My parents live in Lenoir City and get AT&T Gig fiber for I think the same price as LCUB will be charging
11:45 <@Mirage> I keep hoping.  The copper here won't support more than lke 3M per ATT so I'm currently stuck w/ massively overpriced cable
11:47 <@Dolemite> well I'm all about municipal broadband over the fucking telcos, so even if I already had gigabit at the same price, I'd still switch
11:50 <@Mirage> The city sent out a survey about fibre a year or so ago, but I don't know what the actual purpose of it was.
11:50 <@eryc> yea we have a coop here for internet
11:50 <@eryc> much better than spectrum
11:51 <@Mirage> We talked about that back in the mid 90's for the housing edition we were in.
11:53 <@Mirage> Had a guy that was willing to run underground fibre to all the houses, then a couple others (myself included) to do wiring in the houses, etc
11:53 <@Mirage> Dunno if they ever moved forward with it.  That was in serious discussion about the same time I moved to Nashville
12:28 <@Mirage> As predicted, the SSH Sessions problem wound up being firewall rules imported from Palo Alto
12:32 < Evilpig> good ole palo alto application typing strikes again
12:32 <@Mirage> There were two rules in contention with each other.  One was a global rule and the other was just for that 'high security' subnet
12:33 <@Mirage> No explaination from them as to why not all hosts within the 3 different subnets were effected.
12:33 <@Mirage> I had a session open that had been locked up for ~6-7 minutes that immediately came back to life when she killed the 'strict ssh' rule
12:51 <@eryc> what OS version?
12:58 <@Mirage> RHEL 7.9 and OEL 7.9.
12:58 <@eryc> do you have 8 as well?
12:59 <@eryc> ssh is more securely configured by default in 8
12:59 <@Mirage> They are currently starting to migrate the old RHEL6 boxes to 8.  
12:59 <@Mirage> eryc: This was NOT a host/OS problem, it was external/upstream
12:59 <@eryc> uh huh
12:59 <@eryc> you said it worked fine on some hosts
12:59 <@Mirage> Connections from the same local subnet didn't exhibit the same problem
13:00 <@eryc> sure
13:00 <@eryc> just saying rhel 7 ssh is less secure
13:00 <@Mirage> Oh, yeah..they have a mix of RHEL 6-7 and OEL 7 boxes
13:48 <@Dagmar> I think you have some letters backwards there
13:48 <@Dagmar> Should probably be "EOL 6-7 boxes"
13:57 <@eryc> ha
14:58 < Evilpig> "Provide day-to-day technical supervision, high level support in multiple locations, and at all hours."   no thank you sir
18:28 <@Dagmar> Alert: New Sh0eOnHead detected
--- Log closed Sat Jul 16 00:00:53 2022