--- Log opened Mon Apr 25 00:00:45 2022
04:43  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
07:08 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:29  * aestetix gives Dolemite a reach-around hug
07:33  * Dolemite shakes it off
07:48 <@aestetix> https://www.reuters.com/technology/exclusive-twitter-set-accept-musks-best-final-offer-sources-2022-04-25/
07:48 < PigBot> EXCLUSIVE Twitter set to accept Musk's $43 bln offer - sources | Reuters (at www.reuters.com) https://tinyurl.com/y37g85l2
08:31 <@Dolemite> Twitter is already a dumpster fire of an echo chamber for the angry, so I just don't give a fuck.
08:32 <@aestetix> Dolemite: this is tossing a match on the dumpster fire, so we all get to sit back and watch the fireworks
09:06 < Evilpig> Dolemite: a friend just told me that Anne Dement passed on the 16th.
09:06 < Evilpig> Not sure if you remember her from operator services or not
09:10 <@Mirage> lies...she was too measn to dier
09:10 < Evilpig> Anne Hammond Dement, age 86, of Shelbyville, TN, passed away, Saturday, April 16, 2022, at Alive Hospice. 
09:10 < Evilpig> Anne was born October 31, 1935, in Memphis, TN. She served Peabody College, Vanderbilt University and Hospital for 62 years as their telephone operator. Anne was very proud of her service and time at Vanderbilt and witnessed all the changes to the Nashville and Vanderbilt scene.
09:10 <@Dolemite> Yeah, I remember her
09:11 <@Dolemite> She's the one that drove into the transformers behind the Hill Center
09:11 <@Dolemite> Born on Hallowe'en.   That explains a lot.  LOL
09:11 < Evilpig> oh jesus, I never heard that one
09:11 <@Dolemite> Yeah, she was very lucky that she didn't die from that one
09:12 <@Dolemite> Hopped the curb and busted the metal building around the actual transformer
09:12 <@Dolemite> This was that set of transformers and switchgear under the giant generator
09:49 <@Mirage> I didn't think that was Anne..that was that other nutty chick that got fired/let go...drove an xterra.  Can't think of her name..
10:13 <@Dolemite> LOL, so here's the latest fuck-uppery of the local school that the Mayor and Alderman claim isn't over crowded...   apparently the High School already has to rent an event center to hold their prom...   there are parents all pissed off around here because they already bought their daughters' prom dresses (because you can't rent those, generally speaking) but there aren't enough admission tickets for the 
10:13 <@Dolemite> number of students...   and some are ending up with a dress and no prom ticket.
10:14 <@Dolemite> Oh, and apparently, those that do have a ticket have a specific timeslot they can attend, as they can't fit everybody in the event center at the same time
10:14 <@Dolemite> "Yeah, man, I'm a 7-8 slot but my date is an 8-9."
10:15 < brimstone> that's amazing
10:16 < Evilpig> I wish my date had been an 8-9, she was a strong 6 at best
10:17 <@Dolemite> LOL
10:17 < brimstone> honestly, that's how i read that quote at first, and had to look up for all of the lols
10:18 < Evilpig> it would have been wasteful to not make the joke
10:18 <@Dolemite> True
10:18 <@Dolemite> But think of how hard it is for kids to lose their virginity when they can't go to the prom?
10:18 < Evilpig> Ash told me last night she needed to stop looking at things she wants to grow so I rushed her over in front of the mirror and she slapped me
10:18 <@Dolemite> Never mind, I guess that's what their youth pastor is for
10:19 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: What kind of week would it be without you getting slapped, anyway?
10:20 < Evilpig> weird.
10:21 < Evilpig> it's honestly pretty rare that I go a full day without at least one angry look or her swinging at me 
10:21 < Evilpig> angry probably not the right word,  annoyed...  definitely annoyed
10:21 <@Dolemite> At least you know where your comfortable zone is
10:21 <@Dolemite> So many men are clueless about where they stand with their partner
10:23 < Evilpig> Dolemite: what I just sent you got me hit too
10:49 <@Dolemite> lol
12:56 <@Mirage> "chin tentacles"...omg.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i14Oi9Fcvwo&ab_channel=homestarrunnerdotcom
12:56 < PigBot> Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/y2fqkfhv
14:22 <@aestetix> https://www.bbc.com/news/business-61222470
14:22 < PigBot> Twitter board agrees to $44bn takeover by Elon Musk - BBC News (at www.bbc.com) https://tinyurl.com/yxfhs8o2
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