--- Log opened Tue Apr 12 00:00:25 2022 06:07 <@Mirage> Damn, I missed that "The Amazing Johnathan" died in Feb. 07:07 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 07:08 <@Dolemite> Wow, the weather prognosticators were off. They said about 0.1" of rain here in the valley and we've gotten about 2" in the last hour. The main roads are all ponding. 07:11 <@Mirage> Yeah, we were supposed to have severe thunderstorms last night, but nothing ever happened. 07:44 < Evilpig> sky opened up here this morning about 6 and the dog lost her shit. turned my bed into some cheap motel magic fingers dealio 08:34 <@Dagmar> hehehe 09:09 <@Dagmar> I can tell substantial water fell because there's visible ponding in the field behind our house 09:40 <@Mirage> just got some emergency alert text from a customer for some incident in NYC and expecting me to respond that I'm ok. Um..no. 09:41 <@Mirage> WTF 09:41 <@Dagmar> Yeah, definitely ignore that 09:41 <@Dagmar> If it's actually legit, someone's process is broken 09:42 <@Dagmar> Apparently someone went on a shooting spree inside a subway station 09:48 <@Mirage> just got out of a customer meeting regarding how their shit is broken as hell. I had to login via console as root and quickly discovered that shit's broke because the jackasses wanted stringent firewall rules for these boxes and neglected to list basic services like DNS... 09:48 <@Mirage> Gee, I dunno why NFS and AD auth aren't working.. *beats head on desk* 09:52 <@Mirage> Of course it's not all their fault because the security morons should have a global rule applying to EVERYTHING to allow at least DNS internally. 09:56 <@Dagmar> Oh gawd 09:57 <@Dagmar> So then you _are_ going to take your meds? Good 09:57 <@Dagmar> @#$#@ 10:29 <@Mirage> https://www.azfamily.com/2022/04/11/hungry-javelina-gets-stuck-car-goes-ride-arizona/ 10:29 < PigBot> Hungry javelina looking for Cheetos gets stuck in car, goes for ride in Arizona (at www.azfamily.com) 10:29 <@Mirage> Pigs crave Cheetos.. who knew. =) 12:54 <@Mirage> There needs to be an effective "block all the stupid religious bullshit posts" add-on or option for facebook 12:55 <@Mirage> I don't post on their how fucking stupid I think religious is as a whole and I'd appreciate it if they would reciprocate 12:55 <@Mirage> Fucking christians are the worst IMO 12:56 <@Dagmar> Just post "IF YOUR GOD DOESN'T LIKE BUTTSEX THEN WHAT GOOD IS HE" a few times 12:56 <@Dagmar> THat should make most of it go away 12:57 <@Dagmar> I've gotten rid of all the whackos and the few that remain know to keep their mouths shut 12:59 <@Dolemite> pealse send yor payers for youkrayon 15:05 <@Mirage> oh, noes... https://comicbook.com/irl/news/gilbert-gottfried-comedian-actor-dies-at-67/ 15:05 < PigBot> Gilbert Gottfried, Comedian And Actor, Dies At 67 (at comicbook.com) https://tinyurl.com/y7ugdv49 --- Log closed Wed Apr 13 00:00:26 2022