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06:49 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:11 < Evilpig_> new micro-manager told me last night in a one on one meeting that he needs to see the contents of my calendar in case something comes up that they need me to get into and need to see if what i'm doing is more important or not to preempt it, but that isn't micro-management....
07:35 <@Dolemite> heh
07:45 <@Dagmar> Just block in the rest of the day with "ongoing tickets", "preventive maintenance", and "automated calendar population"
07:48 < Evilpig_> all of my upcoming doctors appointments have been renamed "hemorrhoid checkup"
07:49 < Evilpig_> just baiting him to ask me why so many appointments for hemorrhoids, so I can say something along the lines of "you're already up there, you tell me"
07:49 <@Dagmar> hehehe
07:57 <@Dolemite> Ok, Picard, let's see what fuckery you're up to this week.
07:58 < Evilpig_> I was also told that I can put more effort into our _daily_ stand up meetings that phrases like "tickets and openshift, same as yesterday and the day before" aren't helpful
07:58 <@Dolemite> Evilpig_: You're of the age, now.   Rename them to "Colonoscopy"
08:01 <@Dagmar> Why stop there?
08:01 <@Dagmar> You can have appointments for rectal bleaching and genital aestheticist visits now
08:07 <@Dagmar> Hey everbody look at me, probably violating a stupid patent
08:13 <@Dolemite> OMG, they are on an LA bus with a punk rocker playing the same punk song as in ST4
08:14 <@Dolemite> ADMIRAL THERE BE WHALES HERE
08:17 <@Dagmar> Finally all those "news" sites can report an easter egg and not be completely full of shit
08:17 <@Dagmar> "We found this new secret easter egg in the lastest Star Trek!  Picard once wore a sweater in ST:TNG too!"
08:18 <@Dagmar> "The clock on Voyager *also* had numbers!"
08:18 <@Dagmar> I'm having a zero-tolerance day
08:19 <@Dagmar> I just sent an email to ask if Google Discover is broken because it keeps suggesting shitty list web pages and I have been consistently rejecting htem for some time
08:20 <@Dagmar> "Top 10 things about <<pop culture reference>> we threw together over mimosas this morning!  We totally didn't just copy a Google search result, either!"
08:49 <@Dagmar> That they once specifically cited these types of "low effort content" sites as a blight on the web and Discover is apparently unable to recognize them now is the main reason
10:14 -!- You're now known as Evilpig
11:39 <@Dolemite> Woot.   Last meeting for today is done.   I am now officially on vacation.
11:39 <@Dolemite> See y'all on April 4
12:44  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
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