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07:43 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:56 <@Dolemite> ROFL Letterkenny...  "Alaskan Pipeline"
08:35 < Evilpig> I need more professor trisha
08:45 <@Dolemite> ++
09:01  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
09:06 <@Mirage> Poland's offer/idea is funny.   "I really want to poke the bear with a stick, but I don't wanna piss it off.  Here, you do it." 
09:08 <@Mirage> Still trying to wrap my head around all this stuff being publicized.  
09:21 <@Mirage> Ugh, Dell-EMC is moving back toward AGILE and using Jira.  SCRUM meetings for EVERYONE.  
09:21 <@Mirage> Kill me now, please.
09:49 < Evilpig> fucking hell
09:50 < Evilpig> our new manager is irving tatum and he is reporting to guy sheppard who then reports to darryl.  so they've added a whole other layer of middle management over us
09:50 < Evilpig> and their reasoning is "i like to promote loyalty"
09:51 < Evilpig> my bad lacy blanton, not irving
09:51 < Evilpig> the look on my face during this meeting doesn't need subtitles to translate for them
09:57 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: We're hiring
10:00 <@Mirage> Guy isn't terrible, you like family guy..so there's that..and maybe less having to deal with Darryl which is ALWAYS a win
10:04 <@Mirage> Post on FB by a friend on mine: "
10:04 <@Mirage> I hope all of the women had a great day yesterday!
10:04 < Evilpig> we didn't have to deal with darryl but this crap of being put under windows is bullshit
10:04 <@Mirage> Now get back in the kitchen and make your man a samich."
10:05 < Evilpig> him talking about tearing down silos and making intergroup whatever stronger than ever.  no, this is you found your opportunity to get us to automate all the shit that you guys have failed to do for the last two years.
10:22 <@Mirage> This PM is annoying. "Did you get the invite from the customer for the onboarding session?"
10:22 <@Mirage> "yes"
10:23 <@Mirage> "When is it and I'll create a calendar event for you to block off the time."
10:23 <@Dolemite> "Yo, idiot, what do you think the invitation was?"
10:23 <@Mirage> What I wanted to say: "Um..I'm not a fucking idiot..I can right click on my calendar and paste in the email text just fine myself."
10:24 <@Mirage> Good thing she's cute, because I don't think she has much else going for her at this point.
10:25 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: How did your InCommon Certs discussion go?
10:25 <@Dolemite> We passed the $251K equivalent mark last week
10:26 <@Dolemite> Still have 2.5 months to go until we're at the 1 year mark of using it
10:26 <@Dolemite> I'll be doing a presentation on it at NLIT later this year, it looks like
10:27 <@Mirage> Had to have been a Trumper.. https://scitechdaily.com/hail-to-the-squid-new-species-of-extinct-vampire-squid-like-cephalopod-with-10-arms-named-after-biden/
10:27 < PigBot> Hail to the Squid – New Species of Extinct Vampire-Squid-Like Cephalopod With 10 Arms Named After Biden (at scitechdaily.com) https://tinyurl.com/y8eslkrw
10:29 < Evilpig> Dolemite: fart in the wind
10:38 <@Dolemite> Do you do your own cert purchases or does it go through some Monetefiori level dingaling like the university did?
10:41 < Evilpig> it still goes through that very same dingaling
10:41 <@Dolemite> When I first started here we had our own Karen.   You had to go make a purchase in the Software Store for the cert, then you emailed this particular Karen to go provision the certificate for you.   You were lucky if you could get it back in under 48 hours.
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