--- Log opened Wed Feb 23 00:00:05 2022 00:04 <@Mirage> https://www.lightreading.com/5g/how-one-dallas-store-owner-illegally-blocked-her-employees-calls/d/d-id/775429 00:04 < PigBot> How one Dallas store owner illegally blocked her employees' calls | Light Reading (at www.lightreading.com) https://tinyurl.com/y77mfqub 00:05 <@Mirage> I love the bit where they tell her to turn over the jammer and she said no, but then offered to sell it to the FCC investigator. Moron.. 06:03 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 06:14 <@Dolemite> Mirage: She should have just remodeled the store and put chicken wire behind the drywall to make it a Faraday cage. 06:21 * aestetix hugs Dolemite 06:22 <@Dolemite> Ugh. Old high school friend always does the damn duck lips when she posts a picture on Facebook. You're over 50 years old, woman! Stop with the fucking duck lips! 06:22 <@aestetix> well is she pretty? 06:23 <@aestetix> maybe she can get away with it 06:23 <@Dolemite> If you like duck lips and crossed eyes on a 50 year old woman 06:55 <@Dolemite> https://gizmodo.com/fake-android-app-truth-social-in-app-purchases-trump-1848578038 06:55 < PigBot> Shady App Is Masquerading as Trump's Social Network on Android (at gizmodo.com) https://tinyurl.com/y7d44z35 06:55 <@Dolemite> LOLOLOLOL 07:04 <@aestetix> heh 07:04 <@aestetix> I can't even sign up for his app 07:04 <@aestetix> It's locked to US only 07:41 <@aestetix> ok, any database experts here? 07:42 <@aestetix> I am trying to see how different postgres's jsonb data type is from mysql's json 08:23 <@Dagmar> The _sad_ thing is that the app probably was getting downloaded because the people they paid to engage in mass-downloading of the app to boost their numbers and make it look like anyone gives a shit aren't that good at what they do 08:24 <@Dagmar> Some of these malware apps that "have been downloaded over 1 million times"... about 900,000 of those downloads were the malware authors themselves trying to make it look like the app is trustworthy 08:27 <@Dagmar> So let's not pretend it means _shit_ that they got a lot of downloads on the Apple store when the party in question is more than willing to buy their own fucking paperbacks to boost sales numbers 08:32 <@Evilpig> It's plausible that they got a big influx of recent downloads. Fox news touts new trump "truth", that's as far as the tards needed to hear. They flock to the app store not realizing he's pro-apple and download the first thing labeled truth or trump. It's plausible 08:41 <@Dagmar> Either way, they're "users" that aren't worth keeping 08:47 <@Mirage> What's with the media suddenly deciding to report on all these helicopter crashes and mishaps? Seems like 1-2 stories a day for the past week 08:47 <@Dagmar> It's gravity awareness week 08:47 <@Dagmar> Helicopters have too long flouted the rules of physics. 08:48 <@Mirage> Dagmar: That was my exact thought on an article a day or so ago where they were going on about investigating why some helicopter crashed and my first thought was "gravity" 08:50 <@Dagmar> heh 08:50 <@Dagmar> I know I'd be pretty alarmed if the engine stopped and one _didn't_ crash 08:51 <@Dagmar> "If we run out of gas at this altitude, it could be *hours* before they can send out another helicopter for a refuel so we can land!" 10:03 <@Mirage> Just sent my manager an email requesting time off in April. He'll probably think it's forged or something. =) 10:20 <@Evilpig> give us his email address and we'll send more 10:28 <@Mirage> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXji_udtNyI&ab_channel=MNOW 10:29 < PigBot> Peacemaker - official gag reel (bloopers) - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/ycxyybwt 10:55 <@Evilpig> http://cdn.f5.com/product/bugtracker/ID847105.html 10:55 < PigBot> Bug ID 847105 (at cdn.f5.com) 10:55 <@Evilpig> ROFL 10:56 <@Mirage> That's one way to ensure ppl pay for licensing 11:07 <@aestetix> this is hilarious 11:07 <@aestetix> https://www.politico.com/news/2022/02/23/squad-member-to-deliver-response-to-biden-sotu-00010877 11:07 < PigBot> Squad member to deliver response to Biden SOTU - POLITICO (at www.politico.com) https://tinyurl.com/yb536skd 11:08 <@aestetix> talk about a circular firing squad 12:06 <@Dagmar> No, they're right. If I didn't know any better I'd say someone either has dirt or has found sufficient money to _bribe_ the senators they're angry at 12:06 <@Dagmar> Sinema's statements didn't even make sense 12:36 -!- brimstone [~brimstone@sprinkle.cloud] has quit [Ping timeout: 256 seconds] 12:37 -!- brimstone [~brimstone@sprinkle.cloud] has joined #se2600 13:08 <@Mirage> Porn industry is gonna take a big hit if the sanctions include internet blocking. 13:08 <@Dagmar> That would be hilarious 13:49 <@Mirage> brrrr https://www.wunderground.com/dashboard/pws/KTXMCKIN358 13:49 < PigBot> Personal Weather Station Dashboard | Weather Underground (at www.wunderground.com) https://tinyurl.com/y9gskaev 13:49 <@Mirage> https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lat=33.19916000000006&lon=-96.61499999999995#.YhaPl5ZMGHt 13:49 < PigBot> National Weather Service (at forecast.weather.gov) https://tinyurl.com/y8j2btzv 13:49 <@Mirage> Not supposed to be this damned cold in TX 13:51 <@Mirage> Trying to get the wife's car thawed out and the windows cleaned up so I can throw a tarp over it to keep it from getting all iced up again before she has to go in to work. Scheduled for tomorrow, but she's thinking about going in tonight and staying there instead of trying to drive in the nasty tomorrow morning 14:18 <@Evilpig> not a bad plan 15:01 <@Mirage> At VU they'd put nurses up in one of the hotels close by, here she'll have to stay in the hospital. 15:02 <@Mirage> So damn cold that I got the car windows cleared, then had to go get gas because it was almost empty and the freezing drizzle was still freezing on the windshield even with the heater on full blast 15:03 <@Dagmar> I still wasn't hittin on your wife 16:01 <@Dagmar> OKay. What the fuck 16:01 <@Dagmar> For reasons I do not understand this page has decided that rem is a variable size. 16:10 <@Dagmar> Literally one box within another, and the innermost is somehow _larger_ 23:06 <@Mirage> https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/23/ivanka-trump-capitol-attack-committee-january-6 23:06 < PigBot> Ivanka Trump in talks to cooperate with January 6 panel, reports say | US Capitol attack | The Guardian (at www.theguardian.com) 23:07 <@Mirage> Saw that coming. Once Trump realizes he's cornered he'd throw the rest of them under the bus in a heartbeat..so i figured one of the kids would wind up saving themselves before he got the chance. 23:40 <@Catonic> man, Rattle would be loving this. Nothing like watching airplanes disappear from ADS-B. --- Log closed Thu Feb 24 00:00:05 2022