--- Log opened Tue Feb 22 00:00:02 2022
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04:09 <@Mirage> Hail storm just blew through...sounded like we woke up to WW3, but luckily it wasn't nearly as bad as it sounded...the hail was only quarter size or a bit bigger at most.
04:29 <@Mirage> https://www.cnn.com/style/article/courteney-cox-cosmetic-procedures-scli-intl/index.html
04:29 < PigBot> Courteney Cox says she looked 'really strange' after cosmetic procedures - CNN Style (at www.cnn.com) https://tinyurl.com/y7xh9kcl
04:30 <@Mirage> lol, no shit..really?! 
04:34 <@Mirage> Dolemite: https://www.wdrb.com/sports/medina-spirit-disqualified-from-kentucky-derby-mandaloun-named-winner/article_1c4d8d2a-b7ee-11eb-9c89-bf93ce5e3371.html
04:34 < PigBot> Medina Spirit disqualified from Kentucky Derby, Mandaloun named winner | Sports | wdrb.com (at www.wdrb.com) https://tinyurl.com/ybawvxr7
04:35 <@Mirage> So as our resident gambling expert, how the hell do they handle this and anyone who may have bet on the now winner and still has their ticket?
06:09 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:19  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
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10:21 <@Evilpig> https://youtu.be/ArRCq_DNmfI
10:21 <@Evilpig> that rain is coming down out there
10:21 < PigBot> wilpig Live Stream - YouTube (at youtu.be) https://tinyurl.com/y8qxuyun
11:58 <@Mirage> ssh pre-auth message on this host I'm logging into: "Yes its the lab but try not to break it."
11:58 <@Dolemite> LOL
11:59 <@Dolemite> Mirage: Have you played around any with the new AzureAD login for linux?   It's using openSSH keys and claims Putty doesn't work with it.
12:00 <@Dolemite> Or do you always use traditional identity management on your Azure VMs?
12:04 <@Mirage> what azure vms
12:04 <@Mirage> Some customers have them, but none of the accounts I work on do, so I'm not sure how they're doing it.
12:20 <@Dolemite> ah
12:21 <@Dolemite> The documentation hasn't been updated completely.  I know, shocker.
13:17 <@Evilpig> I didn't use putty when we PoC'd those but ssh'd in just fine
13:19 <@Evilpig> I need to verify my notes on that, I hope I still have them.  we exported a template from vsphere, converted it to a raw disk image for azure, then put that into a template we could then clone and make VMs off of that would match what we expected in a base image
13:19 <@Evilpig> the entire process was a giant pain in the ass
13:30 <@Dolemite> Well the difference is whether you use AzureAD for the IAM portion of you just use traditional passwd entries.
13:30 <@Dolemite> We're trying to use AzureAD so that guest accounts (b2b) can be enabled.
13:36 <@Evilpig> gourija and the identity folks are once again causing me heartburn
13:37 <@Evilpig> we got an email last week from our university counterparts with an updated wildcard for v.e.  it's not due to expire just yet so we're dragging our feet about updating it in the load balancer
13:37 <@Evilpig> we get an email from the identity folks asking who's going to update it so they can coordinate the change.  we're already annoyed because why?
13:38 <@Evilpig> nobody responds to their nonsense and they send a second or maybe even third email about it.  I finally respond telling them I'll try to get it into our automated update process in the next day or so
13:39 <@Evilpig> They LOSE their shit about how it has to be coordinated.  I calmly respond without using anything I was thinking.  pointed out that we don't have a ticket requesting any work laying out any technical difficulties related to updating the certificate and that we have an automated process to update the certs and maintain the intermediate chains in the load balancer.  in order to satisfy their request I welcome a ticket from them
13:40 <@Evilpig> in that ticket they need to explain what technical problem they have with a certificate updating that will break their process and cause us to break our automated process adding in management overhead for their request.
13:41 <@Evilpig> they've been silent.  I'm sitting on a request I sent them three weeks ago to create 50 groups in our new azure ad environment that's supposed to be automated.  they set up the process to require us to submit a csv and it's been 3+ weeks now that the csv I submitted still hasn't been processed
13:41 <@Evilpig> I fully intend on pointing this out to my director when that bitch inevitably complains to him
13:42 <@Dolemite> https://bevycheese.com/product/it-alignments-shirt-hoodie-sweater-tshirt-clothing/
13:42 < PigBot> IT Alignments shirt, hoodie, sweater, tshirt, clothing – Bevycheese Store! (at bevycheese.com) https://tinyurl.com/y7m5hycm
13:42 <@Dolemite> Lawful Evil
13:43 <@Evilpig> I would normally be compliant and try to work with their stupid requests but they've pissed me off one too many times recently
14:15 <@Mirage> How's this for a quick and dirty?  https://pastebin.com/0Ajq5MQQ
14:15 < PigBot> mtu_fix.sh - Pastebin.com (at pastebin.com) 
14:17 <@Dagmar> It would help if they didn't just make shit up
14:18 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: I assume you mean gourija and co.  I'm hoping this will be the last of their shenanigans and they just fall into the fold from here out
14:19 <@Dagmar> At least you can know there's no manual process they could possibly be engaging
14:19 <@Evilpig> we fought this battle with the desktop folks a while ago and they were fingerprinting the cert instead of taking the time to trust the chain
14:19 <@Dagmar> That's literally just dumb
14:20 <@Evilpig> all it took was an outage and management stomped them in new buttholes and they fixed it properly
14:21 <@Dagmar> Threaten to "solve the problem" by having the F5 terminate and unwrap SSL and only forward plaintext queries.  ;)
14:24 <@Mirage> Dolemite: it would be a shame if the pic of that T was a bit more clear
14:25 <@Evilpig> pretty sure the problem is a shitty java app that they have hitting this vip like a client and they have a java ssl store that isn't doing trust chain validation
14:26 <@Dagmar> That would not surprise me
14:26 <@Dagmar> Mirage and I had to set them straight at one point about actually needing to supply java apps with a keystore before they'll even humor an attempt at connecting with SSL
14:27 <@Dagmar> They were literally getting the error about no known trust roots thrown at them and didn't Google it
14:28 <@Mirage> Evilpig: NL needs this https://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/if-you-have-a-whistle-now-is-the-time/
14:28 < PigBot> T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: IF YOU HAVE A WHISTLE NOW IS THE TIME (at www.tshirthell.com) https://tinyurl.com/yc2bgll3
14:28 <@Evilpig> I even went above and beyond on this one ahead of time to verify I have the correct intermediate and all.  this one is different from all the rest of ours, despite coming from the same vendor
14:29 <@Evilpig> Mirage: he's in here NotLarry ^.  wether or not he's paying any attention though.  rofl
14:29 <@Evilpig> I would 100% wear that as a work shirt now
14:34 <@Mirage> I think we all need this one:  https://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/i-no-longer-want-to-participate-in-this-nonsense/
14:34 < PigBot> T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: I NO LONGER WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS NONSENSE. (at www.tshirthell.com) https://tinyurl.com/yd5jm5e8
14:35 <@Dagmar> I would order this but I'm pretty sure Audra would hit me https://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/stranger-with-benefits/
14:35 < PigBot> T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: STRANGER (WITH BENEFITS) (at www.tshirthell.com) https://tinyurl.com/yb3jjvob
15:15 <@Mirage> Shame these aren't available in the states...I would totally switch.  https://shop.fairphone.com/en/?ref=footer
15:15 < PigBot> Fairphone 4 - Sustainable. Long-lasting. Fair. | Fairphone (at shop.fairphone.com) https://tinyurl.com/yyrkrvut
15:21 <@Evilpig> Mirage: that phone has the one thing we all want and would offer them fistfuls of cash for
15:21 <@Evilpig> removable battery, or at least easily replacable battery
15:22 <@Mirage> Modular, self-repair.
15:23 <@Evilpig> we do know some clown over in the EU that can probably source one.  just get him to ship one over
15:23 <@Mirage> I doubt any of the carriers here would allow it
15:25 <@Evilpig> as long as the radio talks to the tower and it has a valid sim, it shouldn't matter
15:27 <@Mirage> As different phones require different sims, supposedly, they'd just claim they couldn't get it
15:27 <@Evilpig> Sub 6 NSA bands: n1/n3/n5/n7/n8/n20/n28/n38/n41/n71/n77/n78
15:27 <@Evilpig> matches sprint
15:27 <@Mirage> Personally I think that's complete bullshit, but I dunno.
15:27 <@Evilpig> https://beebom.com/list-5g-bands-us-verizon-att-sprint-t-mobile/
15:27 < PigBot> List of 5G Bands in the US for Verizon, AT&T, Sprint and T-Mobile | Beebom (at beebom.com) https://tinyurl.com/y8z7m6px
15:28 <@Mirage> When I got my Pixel they told me the sim from my samsung wouldn't work in it and that I had to get a new one.
15:29 <@Evilpig> weird.  my pixel has a softsim
15:29 <@Evilpig> in any case, I think that phone would work here.  the 4g bands match up pretty well.  it would have limited 5g coverage but what doesn't?
15:39 <@Mirage> Actually, that reminds me...I need to call and see if it's possible to add international to my phone plan just for April when the wife is (supposedly) going to Ireland
16:11 <@eryc> Mirage: was that a conversion to a microsim?
16:11 <@eryc> otherwise yea sim cards are universal
16:11 <@eryc> thats why roaming works
16:12 <@eryc> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/the-brow/the-brow-the-patented-sun-visor-that-shades-your-eyes/
16:12 < PigBot>  The Brow® - The patented sun visor that shades your eyes by The Brow — Kickstarter  (at www.kickstarter.com) https://tinyurl.com/yd5vtwhn
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16:59  * Evilpig starts his victory lap
16:59 <@Evilpig> Hello Wilbur, 
16:59 <@Evilpig> Please go ahead with certificate update via PAC and let Mark and myself know as soon as the update is done.  We will need to perform a sanity test for VUMC applications depending on vldap.
20:05 <@Mirage> Wow, Trump has really lost all touch w/ reality.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sAlXuRIuH4&ab_channel=MeidasTouch
20:05 < PigBot> Trump praises Putin's invasion of Ukraine as 'genius' and 'very savvy' - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/ycv5txub
20:06 <@Mirage> Will say one thing for him, he keeps suprising me.  Just when I think he couldn't be any worse..he lowers the bar and limbo's under it w/o a problem.
20:26 <@Evilpig> sadly him praising that move doesn't surprise me.  he was pretty much sucking putin's dick while he was in the whitehouse choosing to take putin's word over the report from our military intelligence community
20:28 <@Mirage> I wonder how genius it would be if Alaska decided to declare independence and russia swooped in to support them
22:27 <@aestetix> well
22:27 <@aestetix> I'm not sure what I think about it. Obviously I think Putin is an evil genius. But he's also trying to checkmate the US and ruin the American foreign policy
22:39 <@Dagmar> Can we eat him NOW?
23:45 <@aestetix> eat who
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