--- Log opened Tue Feb 15 00:00:51 2022
00:27 <@Mirage> jesus..fucking stupid.  https://www.theverge.com/2022/2/14/22932918/opera-browser-emoji-only-web-addresses-urls-yat
00:27 < PigBot> Opera browser now allows emoji-only web addresses - The Verge (at www.theverge.com) https://tinyurl.com/ybhad3n9
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06:07 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:13  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
06:39 <@Dolemite> https://www.wired.com/story/twitter-porn-block-germany-age-verification/
06:39 < PigBot> Twitter Has Started Blocking Porn in Germany | WIRED (at www.wired.com) https://tinyurl.com/ybaefxqa
06:39 <@Dolemite> Oh noez, how will aestetix get his fix?
06:40 <@aestetix> who uses twitter for porn?
06:55 <@Dolemite> aestetix: underage kids, duh
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08:04 <@Dolemite> Love those old Dell servers I have for running proxmox, but man they take forever to reboot
08:13 <@Evilpig> I need to update to proxmox 7
08:13 <@Dolemite> Oh, that's out?   I just updated to 6.4-13
08:13 <@Evilpig> yeah it's been out since june or july
08:13 <@Dolemite> Ugh
08:14 <@Dolemite> I need to keep up better
08:14 <@Evilpig> I put it off because there was a bug with booting from a zfs root volume that could cause it to not boot so I transitioned to a different boot drive/pair
08:15 <@Evilpig> I didn't want to test that I did that right so I never rebooed til that power outage week before last and forced my hand. luckily it all came up so I just need to get with the upgrade
08:16 <@Evilpig> https://www.proxmox.com/en/news/press-releases/proxmox-virtual-environment-7-0
08:16 < PigBot> Proxmox Virtual Environment 7.0 released (at www.proxmox.com) https://tinyurl.com/yeh325eb
08:16 <@Evilpig> https://pve.proxmox.com/wiki/Upgrade_from_6.x_to_7.0
08:16 < PigBot> Upgrade from 6.x to 7.0 - Proxmox VE (at pve.proxmox.com) https://tinyurl.com/yhtphudv
08:16 <@Dolemite> yah, I'm already reading that one
08:17 <@Evilpig> 5 -> 6 was pretty straight forward.  used the same style of upgrade tool
08:17 <@Dolemite> At least now I have multiple proxmox servers, so I can migrate VMs over to the still running 6.x while I upgrade one to 7.x, then test
08:18 <@Evilpig> i'd like to be able to do that. but I can't
08:19 <@Dolemite> The only one I can't easily do that with is my fileserver VM since I have the Drobo plugged directly into the second NIC of that host so that I can max out wirespeed
08:25 <@Dolemite> But obviously that will be the second one I do
08:28 <@Evilpig> I guess I should get motivated and call ford today too
08:28 <@Evilpig> supposed to take the car up friday for them to fix the window problem, but it's fixed itself again while i've had to wait to take it in
08:29 <@Evilpig> I'm almost certain there is water getting into the motor or power system somewhere for that window and when it dries back out it's fine again
08:29 <@Evilpig> they obviously can't troubleshoot it when it's working and they won't look at it when it happens because their service department is run by clowns
10:02 <@Dagmar> Damn these girls are starting to piss me off
10:02 <@Dagmar> I change one field and they start talking about it being a "major project" to deal with the fallout
10:03 <@Dagmar> Here's an idea, being that there's no way in hell the required change should be more than about fifteen to 20 bytes on their end, stop being such tossers about asking me for infrastructure and workflow changes that require HUNDREDS of lines of code and then acting snippy about it taking a day to write or a day to debug
10:03 <@Dagmar> Jesus
10:04 <@Dagmar> I'm starting to see why the other projects they were interfacing with were having issues
10:07 <@Dagmar> I'mma be pulling some people's write access to the database real soon I think
10:07 <@aestetix> are they pretty?
10:07 <@Dagmar> ...and when they ask me why I'm going to say "What production data were you attempting to tamper with that you should not have been attempting to tamper with?"
10:08 <@Dagmar> I might be squishy and green with SQL but they appear to know even less about it
10:42 <@Mirage> oh, noes...all those poor babies..  https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/baptisms-performed-phoenix-priest-invalid-changed-one-word-rcna16268
10:42 < PigBot> All baptisms performed by Phoenix priest invalid because he changed one word (at www.nbcnews.com) https://tinyurl.com/ybppgc7m
10:56 <@Dagmar> Why stop there
10:56 <@Dagmar> Since one word was changed, it could be considered a _perversion_ of a holy process, and therefore the work of Satan
10:56 <@Dagmar> All them babies have now been cursed and are damned
10:56 <@Dagmar> Time to shun their entire families for being satanists
10:58 <@Dagmar> ...becuase that makes more sense than the insane-o bullshit the church is spewing
10:58 <@Dagmar> If "we" isntead of "I" is a problem, I gotta ask if it's normal to impersonate jesus during a ceremony
10:59 <@Dagmar> I was under the impression that the priest was doing the baptism under God's authority, and he's just sort of "in the room" at the time.
10:59 <@eryc> https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/ssyxnp/probably_the_most_realistic_cavalry_charge_you/
10:59 < PigBot> Probably the most realistic cavalry charge you will ever see. : interestingasfuck (at www.reddit.com) https://tinyurl.com/y9uodfyq
10:59 <@Dagmar> Therefore, it is, in fact, a group effort.
11:43 <@Mirage> https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-60314572
11:43 < PigBot> Roblox: The children's game with a sex problem - BBC News (at www.bbc.com) https://tinyurl.com/ybwhanxp
11:44 <@Mirage> Is "watching lego people having sex" some new weird fettish?
11:46 <@Evilpig> I banned roblox in this house because sabrina kept telling people her real name and address
11:59 <@Dolemite> Butt cheek clenching time.   Rebooting after upgrading one proxmox host to 7.x.
12:01 <@Evilpig> make sure to put in a piece of coal first
12:01 <@Dolemite> You in the market for some butt diamonds?
12:01 <@Evilpig> if they'll sell 
12:02 <@Dolemite> I'm sure if NotLarry was marketing them, they would sell
12:07 <@aestetix> uh
12:07 <@aestetix> lego people having sex
12:07 <@aestetix> how is that possible
12:07 <@Dolemite> How else do you think we get new minifigs?
12:08 <@Dolemite> Well, proxmox came back up.   Appears to be restarting all the VMs.
12:10 <@aestetix> do you all think phreaknic will happen this year?
12:10 <@Evilpig> no
12:10 <@aestetix> Due to covid?
12:10 <@eryc> vaxxed waxxed and ready for haxx
12:10 <@Evilpig> due to contracts would have to be negotiated about this time and shit is still in the air
12:11 <@aestetix> so due to covid
12:11 <@eryc> isnt hope happening
12:11 <@Evilpig> hope is selling tickets
12:11 <@aestetix> eryc: hopefully
12:11 <@aestetix> I mean basically if there's another fucking wave of this shit then all summer events are cancelled
12:11 <@aestetix> again :/
12:12 <@eryc> can you get a covid clause in hotel contracts
12:12 <@Evilpig> I have no faith in there not being another severe variant spreading like wildfire since we still have people refusing to vaccinate, mask, or distance
12:12 <@Evilpig> I was up in KY this weekend and was the only person in the gas station with a mask on.
12:12 <@aestetix> eryc: well technically covid is considered an act of god, right?
12:13 <@aestetix> Evilpig: wow
12:13 <@eryc> i thought it was an act of china
12:13 <@Evilpig> not wow.  this is life here
12:13 <@Evilpig> personal freedom > personal responsibility
12:13 <@eryc> here its like half and half masked
12:14 <@Evilpig> I am ever amused when I goto the store on the weekend and see couples come in.  one masked, one not.
12:18 <@Dolemite> ProxMox server #1 upgrade was a success.   Time for the other one.
12:21 <@Evilpig> guess i should do mine this weekend
12:24 <@Dolemite> The mask is a courtesy to others.   Since nodoby else around here will wear them, unless the business requests a facemask, I don't bother.   I figure I can do my part to weed out the mouth breathers.
12:35 <@Dolemite> ok, time to reboot the proxmox host this VM is on.   Hopefully I'll be back in 10ish.
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12:41 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: FYI you can't skip the credits.  https://photos.app.goo.gl/XxGphzFWJGiydWqZ9
12:41 < PigBot> No Title (at photos.app.goo.gl) https://tinyurl.com/yb6a93b4
12:42 <@Evilpig> asshole game devs need to stop that shit
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13:33 <@Mirage> Ugh, networking is so phuct in this customer env.  Their "legacy environment" switches supported full 9k packets for jumbo over the wire because the switches were actually set to something like 9216.  In the VMware environment cap is 9k and the switches only support up to 9k..then op top of that they have NSX-T's for routing, load balancing, and zone firewalls which require that much more overhead.  So 
13:33 <@Mirage> we'd recommended early on with them last year to set all VMs to no more than 8900 MTU and recommended 8800 just to be safe.  
13:34 <@Mirage> Got a ticket in about a host that's having "slow transfers" an "intermittent drops".  Sure enough, dmesg has "fragment too large" errors logged and the MTU is set to 9k.  
13:34 <@Mirage> Gee, I wonder what the problem might be?
13:54 <@Dolemite> Dipshits.   Everybody knows you need to set the MTU to 1 Gb for the fastest speeds!
15:02 <@Evilpig> Please allow new snow commander servers to execute below sudo access  by updating  /etc/security/access.conf file on listed servers.
15:03 <@eryc> so thats how sudo works
15:03 <@eryc> inb4 snow supply chain attack
15:03 <@Evilpig> this is pretty much the summary of my day
15:03 <@Evilpig> had network security tell a customer it wasn't a firewall problem
15:04 <@Evilpig> so I sent network security a forbidden screenshot of the firewall logs showing it dropping the traffic 
15:05 <@Evilpig> had a meeting with F5 saying, we have this product and we're in the middle of a dev cycle so both options we're going to give you aren't complete but we prefer you use A over B and we'll write you custom code until we maybe get this fixed in 6 months
16:24 <@Evilpig> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt16452638/
16:25 < PigBot> Adults Adopting Adults (TV Series 2022– ) - IMDb (at www.imdb.com) 
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18:36 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: You need to take that DNS haiku, replace the word 'DNS' with 'the firewall', and put it up on the wall
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23:46 < ware> Y'all know the @humanhacker happenings?
23:46 < ware> And rattle passed? Damn
23:54 < ware> ruined my 900 day afk
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