--- Log opened Mon Dec 13 00:00:36 2021 00:14 -!- Mirage_ [~mirage@ra.thehippo.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 268 seconds] 01:29 -!- Mirage_ [~mirage@ra.thehippo.net] has joined #se2600 01:29 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Mirage_] by ChanServ 02:33 < aestetix> I don't understand why this log4j thing is so bad 02:34 < aestetix> are there really so many companies that use java? 06:53 < Evilpig> yeah 06:54 < Evilpig> if our environment is any indication of other healthcare orgs. it's massive 06:54 < aestetix> damn 06:54 < aestetix> the only thing I have running java is elasticsearch 06:55 < Evilpig> weblogic is huge 06:58 < aestetix> I am kind of grateful I've never had to work with that 06:58 < aestetix> or websphere 06:58 < aestetix> I had to work with tomcat once and it was awful 07:03 <@opticron> that is also my level of familiarity with java 07:03 <@opticron> web java at least 07:04 <@opticron> I swore it off until it got better and I never saw anything to suggest that so I never looked at it again 07:23 < Evilpig> OH SHIT! 07:23 < Evilpig> kronos got hit 07:23 < Evilpig> 5:07AM Update from the Vendor: They are currently impacted in the Kronos Private Cloud by a Ransomware incident. This could take up to several week to restore the system availability. They are strongly recommend that customers evaluate and implement alternative business continuity protocols. 07:27 <@Dagmar> Maybe it was just a customer instance 07:32 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0 h0 h0ez! 07:33 <@Dolemite> aestetix: J2EE is extremely prevalent in Enterprise apps... not just COTS ones, but in-house development 07:55 <@Dolemite> Temp probe that came with my smoker finally wore out, so I got a fancy new one that is Bluetooth enabled. Can check the turkey from inside the warm, dry house. :) 08:11 < oddball> So, payroll gets hit, and it could take "several weeks" to restore.... merry Christmas! 08:27 < Evilpig> all the folks in my group are once again pointing to the great business decision to move everything to the cloud. 08:28 < Evilpig> kronos worked just fine on site 08:29 < oddball> All hail the glow cloud! 08:29 < dasunt> LOL, you got hit with the Kronos problem as well 08:30 < oddball> And I'm pretty sure that Ben is tired of me saying that at the office. 08:30 < dasunt> The cloud fixes everything though! 08:31 < dasunt> 08:53 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Well they do have those catchy commercials. "Yay, cloud!" 08:54 < aestetix> Actually, now that I think about it 08:54 < aestetix> "the cloud" is very similar to the music man. It involves people who do not know what they are talking about making a bunch of false promises to get peoples hopes up 08:55 < aestetix> 76 vms in the environment.... 08:55 <@Dolemite> 76 data centers led the cloud parade 08:56 <@Dolemite> With a hundred and ten racks of servers close at hand 08:56 < aestetix> hahah 08:56 <@Dolemite> You don't even have to change the next lines 08:57 <@Dolemite> They were followed by rows and rows, 08:57 <@Dolemite> Of the finest virtuosos, 08:57 < aestetix> And the cream of every famous brand. 08:57 <@Dolemite> The cream of every major brand. 08:57 < aestetix> hah 08:57 < aestetix> yeah major works better 08:58 <@Dolemite> Now I want to watch The Music Man followed by The Last Starfighter. 08:58 < aestetix> Dolemite: I think you should record a video of yourself singing the Cloud Parade song 08:59 <@Dolemite> What would REALLY make this crazy is if the Kronos Ransomware was placed using the CVE-2021-44228 (log4shell) exploit. 09:02 < Evilpig> Dolemite: fuck commercials. For the first time since the pandemic began I went to the movies yesterday. over 30 minutes of straight up commmercials before the movie started and not just trailers. actual, full blown commercials. the one for facebook meta still has me wtf'ing 09:02 < Evilpig> that combined with they only have pepsi now. regal is dead to me. 09:07 < oddball> I've been curious if theaters were going to survive post-COVID. 09:07 <@Dagmar> So long as they don't run any more of those stupid anti-piracy things 09:08 <@opticron> I'm surprised that any of them have thus far 09:08 <@Dagmar> The _majority_ of what they take in on tickets goes to the studios 09:09 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Yeah, they switched to Pepsi right around the beginning of the pandemic and at that point I decided I didn't need to worry about my points I had in their Crown Club 09:10 < oddball> Yup. I think that the Mouse strongarmed the theaters into fork over 100% of the ticket sales for the Star Wars movies opening weekend. 09:14 < Evilpig> they emailed me the other day saying my points were about to expire and i had enough for a free ticket 09:26 <@Dolemite> Ugh. Another fucking Earthling. This contest is rigged. https://www.cnn.com/style/article/miss-universe-india-harnaaz-sandhu-intl-hnk/index.html 09:26 < PigBot> India's Harnaaz Sandhu is crowned Miss Universe 2021 - CNN Style (at www.cnn.com) https://tinyurl.com/y3slvovg 09:28 -!- Warcop [~josh@user/warcop] has joined #se2600 09:58 < Evilpig> these identity clowns are pissing me off 10:00 <@Dolemite> Still fighting over the + mailbox identifiers? 10:03 -!- Warcop [~josh@user/warcop] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 10:06 <@eryc> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D04wb7P_v-4 10:06 < PigBot> Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/dyj672n 10:07 <@Dagmar> Old news 10:26 <@Dolemite> I just... can't even... with this user. Me: You must be a listed contact for the device in NetReg (Network Registrar) in order to enroll a certificate for it. Them: I see "Owner" and "Administrator" but not "Contact". 10:38 < Evilpig> Dolemite: I am fighting with them on multiple fronts. this one is over group creation 10:38 < Evilpig> we argued and won that we need a dedicated OU in the new environment for security 10:38 < Evilpig> they are making it as difficult as possible to create all the groups we need 10:39 < Evilpig> so I have to submit a csv with all kinds of info, then they wait around for two weeks and deny the request saying i used the wrong form/format/etc 10:39 < Evilpig> the wrong format one was citing their document for the format, which would be valid except it was created the day AFTER I submitted my request for creation 10:40 < Evilpig> it's just petty bullshit and shows they have no interest in trying to get things done and just want it done by their "best practice" despite not having any insight on how any of this shit is used 10:55 <@Dolemite> And who decided that this was best practice? Obviously them. 10:55 < Evilpig> yes 10:55 < Evilpig> same as the email address nonsense 10:55 < Evilpig> m$ consultant said "most people do this" therefore it must be best practice 10:57 -!- Warcop [~josh@user/warcop] has joined #se2600 12:03 -!- Warcop [~josh@user/warcop] has quit [Ping timeout: 268 seconds] 12:33 -!- Warcop [~josh@user/warcop] has joined #se2600 13:13 < Evilpig> HAHAHAHAH 13:13 < Evilpig> Reason for Request: 13:13 < Evilpig> For Kronos remediation, we need to bring the timesheet application back online. 13:13 < Evilpig> the cloud app comes back home 14:00 <@Dagmar> What it amounts to is they don't know how to do a damn thing without outside help and don't want to have to say they're waiting on response from some support ticket they shouldn't have had to file 14:01 <@Dagmar> I mean, if these are the same cats who had a problem understanding that an init script that _can not start the ldap daemon_ because it has an obvious typo and exits non-zero... 15:07 <@Mirage_> oh noes...bitcoin has been 90% mined. 15:07 <@Mirage_> They better hurry and figure out how to do phracking for it 15:25 <@Dagmar> More importantly, they'd better figure out how to convert the entire thing to PoS 15:26 <@Dagmar> ayecee: "the entire thing operates like one of those county fair games where they put someone in a glass box with a handful of crumpled bills and an indoor skydiving fan" 15:27 <@Dagmar> @#$@# 22:39 < Warcop> PoS hah yeah right 22:43 <@Dagmar> Yeah there'd be a lot of furious miners 22:44 <@Dagmar> chovy: When you use fdisk, nothing _inside_ partitions is generally touched --- Log closed Tue Dec 14 00:00:38 2021