--- Log opened Thu Oct 28 00:00:36 2021
07:09 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:31 < Evilpig> you shut your filthy whore mouth!
07:54 <@Dolemite> Fine, I'll just drink my coffee and watch Captain Janeway
07:54 <@Dolemite> the hologram
07:55 < Evilpig> I've been checking out this "inside job" show this morning.
07:55 < Evilpig> not horrible, not great either
07:56 <@Dolemite> Haven't heard of that one yet
07:56 <@Dolemite> I saw where we're getting not one, but TWO more seasons of Righteous Gemstones
08:01 < Evilpig> www.thetvdb.com/?tab=series&id=365098
08:01 < Evilpig> http://www.thetvdb.com/?tab=series&id=365098
08:01 < PigBot> Inside Job (2021) - TheTVDB.com (at www.thetvdb.com) https://tinyurl.com/yje6ghu4
08:01 <@Dolemite> your aunt would love that one
08:02 < Evilpig> not even gonna try on that one.  I can't even get her to try lower decks despite her claiming to be a star trek fan
08:03 <@Dolemite> no but it's CONSPIRACY THEORY
08:04 < Evilpig> that inside job had a scene where a bunch of flat earthers are having a video call and when the main character chick enters the room they scatter like cochroaches and her dad explains that they haven't been around any girls other than their moms in years so she frightened them
08:04 < Evilpig> it definitely has some jokes.  and the dude that voiced bender from futurama
08:13 < Evilpig> Dolemite: I guess you saw that young justice started back too.
08:43 <@Dolemite> Never got into Young Justice
08:43 <@Dolemite> Prodigy opener was pretty good
08:44 < Evilpig> really?  I've thought young justice has been fantastic.  I just about tried prodigy but saw it was TV-7 or whatever and figured I needed something a little more this morning
08:51 <@Dolemite> Did you get the Pixel 6 or 6 Pro?
08:52 <@Dolemite> Pamela ordered the 6 for her last night.   I'm trying to decide.
08:53 < Evilpig> 6 pro
08:53 <@Dolemite> $300 is a lot for just having more memory and a telephoto lens
08:53 < Evilpig> my uncle is looking at the 6 as well.  the $300 difference in price to him was too much and he wanted the slightly smaller size
08:53 < Evilpig> I look at the additional ram as the thing that might make it last another year
08:54 <@Dolemite> true
08:54 < Evilpig> the telephoto camera was a meh, but I used it last night and I gotta say that's pretty nifty
08:54 <@Dolemite> I wonder how long before the price drops some, though
08:55 < Evilpig> they went pretty agressive on the pricing for the straight 6 so I doubt it comes down soon
08:55 <@Dolemite> I can get $81 credit for turning in Patrick's old phone.   I expect that would drop to $0 by the time the price drops that much.
08:56 < Evilpig> I was shocked last night as android 12 loaded on sabrina's pixel 3 and ashleys pixel 4.  I figured surely they were done with the 3
08:57 < Evilpig> as long as she doesn't break that thing I might get two years out of it
08:59 <@eryc> 12 is kind of worse than 11
08:59 <@eryc> i recently bought a 3a to replace a 3a, i would still buy another 3a today
08:59 < Evilpig> I was on 8, so it's been amazing for me so far
09:07 <@Dolemite> Ugh, I am going to be so fucking HANGRY on Sunday
09:08 <@Dolemite> Have to do all liquid diet so they can shove the camera up my butt on Monday.   "Welcome to your 50s," they said.  "The Golden Years of your life," they claim.
09:09 <@Dolemite> I can't eat beans, nuts, corn, or anything with seeds after today.
09:10 < Evilpig> that's rough.  i'll just finish this popcorn in your name
09:21 <@eryc> are you going to keep the video
09:21 <@Dolemite> Sure, I'll make it my FB profile picture
09:28 <@Dolemite> Heh, Jon Stewart takes a dig at Marsha Blackburn this week
11:08 <@Shadow404> anyone know of a good document library that has customer case studies for different types of products?
11:08 <@Shadow404> writing my final capstone paper
11:42 < Evilpig> just had a customer tell me to be nice after I said "that's what you're asking about?  ffs"  in regards to the apache path traversal bug from a few weeks ago  https://httpd.apache.org/security/vulnerabilities_24.html
11:42 < PigBot> Apache HTTP Server 2.4 vulnerabilities - The Apache HTTP Server Project (at httpd.apache.org) https://tinyurl.com/qelsr35
11:44 <@Dolemite> They told you to be nice!?   They obviously don't know you at all.
11:51 < Evilpig> if you're gonna ask me abotu patching out a bug.  and it's one that you can test with zero skill whatsoever, you had best test that shit before bothering me
11:56 < Evilpig> Dolemite: you're really missing out with young justice.  pretty sure they just killed superboy off when he was supposed to be marrying miss martian.  they closed out the episode with her sobbing under the credits for a good minute
11:58 <@Mirage_> windy as hell today..~25 w/ gusts up to ~40 so far on my weather station.  Dunno what it's blowing in, but my nose has been alternating between dry as hell and running like hell.
11:59 <@Mirage_> got my flue shot last night, but i wouldn't expect this from that
12:00 < Evilpig> I've got another 30 days before i get my flu shot
12:01 <@Dolemite> got my flu shot before my cruise
12:03 <@Mirage_> Since I don't go into the office anymore I normally get mine shortly after the wife gets hers at the hospital.  They got theirs Mon.
12:03 <@Dolemite> Ugh.   Listening in on a DevOps presentation and IBM is talking...   so of course they mention the idiocy of applying it to Mainframe
12:03 < Evilpig> we've been told we have til Nov 30 to get it done.  so that's when i'll get it, like usual
12:03 <@Dolemite> Fuck IBM.  Fuck your Z series.  Fuck your mainframe.
12:04 <@Mirage_> Fuck their stinkpads~
12:46 <@Mirage_> Anyone get into Foundation?  I've tried watching it 2-3 times and keep falling asleep.
12:46 <@Dagmar> It's a little slow, yeah
12:46 <@Dolemite> It picked up for me on Episode 3
12:48 <@Dagmar> katp32: Did you catch what I was saying about the cec-client?
12:48 <@Dagmar> !@#$@
13:02 <@Mirage_> damnit.   hadn't played Balder's Gate 3 in a while, fired it up and it won't let me load any of my saves thanks to patches/updates...."save version too old"
13:02 <@Mirage_> bastards
13:09 <@eryc> hm, just looked over the apache logs for my mom's store
13:10 <@eryc> i definitely need to put cloudflare waf in front of this
13:11 <@eryc> nevermind they want $20/mo
13:11 <@eryc> how do i get free waf
13:12 <@Dagmar> WAF?
13:13 <@Dolemite> just use mod_security
13:13 <@eryc> web application firewall
13:13 <@Dagmar> Oh...
13:13 <@Dagmar> Yeah, you have a specific site (and a working brain). 
13:13 <@eryc> hm, ok. is there anything like that for nginx?
13:13 <@Dolemite> well you said apache logs
13:13 <@Dagmar> Fuck if I care about nginx
13:13 <@Dolemite> why would you have apache logs in nginx :P
13:13 <@eryc> yea i could stay with apache
13:13 <@eryc> i have to move it to gcp free tier
13:14 <@Dolemite> https://docs.nginx.com/nginx-waf/admin-guide/nginx-plus-modsecurity-waf-installation-logging/
13:14 < PigBot> Installing the NGINX ModSecurity WAF | NGINX ModSecurity WAF (at docs.nginx.com) https://tinyurl.com/yc797x3r
13:14 <@Dagmar> Basically, you could can write filters for the query parameters and basically throw anything that contains suspicious data in the trash before it hits PHP at all
13:14 <@eryc> the letsencrypt agent stopped working and if i upgrade the OS it will likely break because its an LVS container
13:14 <@Dagmar> So, basically, mod_security lets you just plain deploy a whitelist for queries if you want
13:15 <@Dagmar> So use dehydrated
13:15 <@Dagmar> Same basic functionality, far less complex dependency bullshit
13:15 <@Dagmar> It's what I use on my Slackware box
13:16 <@eryc> they want like 2.3k a year for nginx plus
13:17 <@eryc> dehydrated looks interesting
13:18 <@Dagmar> Yeah I think the author looked at the massive list of framework garbage the offical client used and said, "What the fuck is all this shit for an HTTP query?"
13:18 <@Dagmar> 'cuz you can pretty much do that shit with a shell script and wget.
13:19 <@Dagmar> Just like, make sure /.well-known/acme-challenge gets an exemption from any htaccess or https kickers
13:19 <@eryc> yea i went to upgrade and i was like uhh, this is definitely going to break this system and i won't be able to login
13:19 <@Dagmar> ...and obviously no script execution in there since it's literally just publishing a static file on your end
13:19 <@eryc> i already tried that when Valheim came out
13:20 <@Dagmar> Ah so your problem isn't upgrading so much as it is that the system is in an out-of-control state
13:20 <@eryc> yea the feature (i'm forgetting the name) was discontinued in newer kernels
13:21 <@eryc> so its capped at like CentOS 7 not-the-latest
13:21 <@eryc> its cheap only $30/yr but its doomed
13:22 <@eryc> so i'm moving to gcp free tier
13:24 <@Dagmar> I'm about to roll my domains email over to Google Apps and then think about moving the rest of my stuff there
13:24 <@eryc> it looks like these are the best free WAFs: https://github.com/SpiderLabs/ModSecurity
13:24 < PigBot> GitHub - SpiderLabs/ModSecurity: ModSecurity is an open source, cross platform web application firewall (WAF) engine for Apache, IIS and Nginx that is developed by Trustwave's SpiderLabs. It has a robust event-based programming language which provides protection from a range of attacks against web applications and allows for HTTP traffic monitoring, logging and real-time analysis. With over 10,000 deployments world-wide, ModSecurity is the most widely deployed W
13:24 <@eryc> https://shadowd.zecure.org/overview/introduction/
13:24 < PigBot> Shadow Daemon Open-Source Web Application Firewall (at shadowd.zecure.org) 
13:24 <@eryc> i have email through Google Domains
13:24 <@Dagmar> eryc: So, basically the thing we told you about
13:25 <@eryc> it forwards to my regular gmail and i can select my reply email from a dropdown
13:25 <@Dagmar> It stopped a ton of stupid crap on the regular at Vanderbilt
13:25 <@eryc> so its all free
13:25 <@Dagmar> ...although it definitely requires some configuration, if you've just got a simple store you can get super precise
13:25 <@eryc> i also have a free google apps account i've been keeping alive but you can't add new domains to it
13:26 <@eryc> yea its just opencart
13:26 <@Dagmar> Like, by default it enables rules to catch mischief directed at IIS servers
13:26 <@Dagmar> ...which are a complete non-issue if you're not using IIS.
13:26 <@Dagmar> So at Vanderbilt we basically had to throw out about 11,000 regexps, and keep the other 20,000.
13:27 <@Dagmar> ...because there was no telling what the fucking students would do next.
13:27 <@Dagmar> _You_ could probably pout together 50-75 and have the entire opencart thing whitelisted
13:27 <@Dagmar> s/pout/put/
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14:09 <@Mirage_> Damn wind.  avg is now up to 32 and gusts are up to 45
14:29 < Evilpig> better get your ruby slippers on
14:30 < Evilpig> sounds like you might need them later
14:32 < Evilpig> I was just told in a meeting that our cross discipline group that is supposed to be focused on automation isn't turning out enough work?  the guy in charge of that was going on about how much his group has been automating and was goading my group to provide more to the rest of the group.  he was trying to say that we aren't automating things and they are
14:33 < Evilpig> I sent that "leader" this behind the scenes as our contribution to the group along with a note saying "we've been using this for the last two years and it's solid so I hope it helps the rest of you"  https://www.dropbox.com/s/2ks32nebkk7a4kx/Screen%20Shot%202021-10-28%20at%201.39.59%20PM.png?dl=0
14:34 < PigBot> Dropbox - Screen Shot 2021-10-28 at 1.39.59 PM.png - Simplify your life (at www.dropbox.com) https://tinyurl.com/yzrksr2g
14:54 <@Mirage_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAeOzDhL6tc&ab_channel=FirstWeFeast
14:54 < PigBot> Mila Kunis Hits the Ranch While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/yz8svzap
15:04 <@Mirage_> how fucking stupid... https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/28/tech/facebook-mark-zuckerberg-keynote-announcements/index.html
15:04 < PigBot> Meta: Facebook changes its company name - CNN (at www.cnn.com) https://tinyurl.com/yhu2tp3x
15:04 <@Mirage_> worst name ever
15:04 <@Dagmar> Let me guess, "Shitshow"
15:04 <@Mirage_> "Meta"
15:04 <@Dagmar> Oh that's just fuckign stupid
15:05 <@Dagmar> Unless perhaps they're looking to make it impossible to search for articles about what evil they're up to
15:05 <@Mirage_> "Shitshow" would have been a massive step up, and more indicitive of the site/company
15:12 <@Mirage_> Mila gets really silly toward the end
16:01 <@Mirage_> Just ran an errand.  On the way back I noticed that the wind has blown over one of the port-a-potties.  Ewwww.
16:01 <@Mirage_> er, at the contruction site where they're building the new apartments just south of us.
16:02 <@Mirage_> Regardless...  ewwww
16:02 < Evilpig> ewwwww
16:02 < Evilpig> sucks for whomever has to clean that up
16:11 <@Mirage_> mmmm....Taco Joint.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN0pGZx2xuw&ab_channel=KatinaEatsKilos
16:11 < PigBot> BIG TEXAS BREAKFAST BURRITO CHALLENGE - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/yjck86er
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16:48 <@Mirage_> Amusing, over the top commercial from a guy I follow on youtube.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS6p7vFyQmo&ab_channel=HandToolRescue
16:48 < PigBot> Is this the greatest screwdriver of all time? - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/ydjnlqjh
18:23 <@Dagmar> Huehuehuehue https://twitter.com/Wendys/status/1453805031463993346?t=z4v1HGbrx24bcaLEpRqE6A
18:23 < PigBot> No Title (at twitter.com) https://tinyurl.com/yhv8n34k
18:34 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: Let's just hope no one was inside.
18:34 <@Dagmar> ...cuz probably the worst thing that could happen there would be for the wind to blow it forward onto the door while someone was inside.
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21:12 < Evilpig> https://restic.net/
21:12 < PigBot>  restic · Backups done right!  (at restic.net) https://tinyurl.com/y73l2g4e
21:12 < Evilpig> neat.  I like it
21:12 < Evilpig> just set this up for my minecraft server to handle the backups since my old method is EOL
21:13 < brimstone> i like restic
21:13 < brimstone> it can use rclone, and i really like rclone
21:17 < Evilpig> I like that restoring backups can be done mounting the image and you can just copy bits out or you can tell it which revision to restore.  very slick
21:19 <@eryc> https://twitter.com/mc_lotta/status/1453823332625752064
21:19 < PigBot> No Title (at twitter.com) https://tinyurl.com/yzz6f3xe
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