--- Log opened Wed Oct 27 00:00:35 2021
06:12 -!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: Warcop, @Dolemite, @npcomp, @Dagmar
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07:11 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:32  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
08:28 < Evilpig> doppy dog just woke herself up barking in her sleep
08:29 < Evilpig> dopey*
09:43 < Evilpig> damn fedex got my hopes up and their email said it would be here by 9:15.  
09:45  * Catonic shakes, stirs, and pours
09:52 <@Mirage_> Still available... https://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/for/d/mckinney-love-doll-lightly-used-perfect/7399236651.html
09:52 < PigBot> Love doll - lightly used - perfect condition - general for sale - by... (at dallas.craigslist.org) https://tinyurl.com/yjj56rbj
09:56 < Evilpig> I just shared that link with my work folks
10:17 <@Dolemite> Ugh.   For some idiotic reason, management wants us on campus at least 1 day per month, now.
10:17 <@Dolemite> So you'll have to use hotel space for that day since it makes no sense to have a designated cubicle for 1 day a month.
10:17 <@Mirage_> Go in on a Sunday when noone else is around.
10:18 <@Dolemite> Yeah but I got old man eyes.   I can't see shit on this little 15" laptop screen.   I need a real monitor.
10:18 <@Dolemite> I'm thinking I'll go in for the monthly group meeting, which is typically in the morning, then leave afterwards.
10:19 <@Dolemite> Because the announcement was made that today's was the last virtual group meeting
10:19 <@Dolemite> I have a feeling the entire group will be taking the same approach
10:41 < aestetix> .....
10:42 < aestetix> someone is selling a used realdoll on craigslist?
10:42 <@Mirage_> "lightly used"
10:42 <@_NSAKEY> aestetix: Sounds like this is you registering your interest.
10:52 < aestetix> oh man I wish there were a phone number on there
10:52 < aestetix> this would be a great target for a prank call
10:52 <@_NSAKEY> The best use of this is to send it to lonely friends who live near the area and have a laugh.
10:53 <@_NSAKEY> There was one posted on Nashville Craiglist years ago under Missed Connections. Some band had a blow-up doll in their van, which they had as a prop for their stage act. Someone stole the blow-up doll.
10:53 < aestetix> only used three times
10:53 <@_NSAKEY> I sent the link to a friend who lived nearby and been having horrible luck with Tinder, asking if he was the one who stole it.
10:56 < Evilpig> _NSAKEY: but Mirage_ already showed us the listing.  but i'll send it to him again
10:57 < Evilpig> everyone can cheer now.  my new pixel 6 is here!
10:57 <@Dolemite> Talk to me in about a week with your opinion.   Pamela hates the free phone we got from T-Mobile due to CDMA being decommissioned.
10:58 < Evilpig> considering i'm getting rid of my 6yr old nexus 6p.  this can only be better
10:58 < Evilpig> the motherfucker literally just powered off for "low battery" while doing the data transfer and the battery is at 60%
11:05 <@_NSAKEY> Daily BOFH Excuse: working as designed
11:44 <@Dolemite> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsLwzXxeBe8
11:44 < PigBot> Jim Jefferies Taking an MD Sufferer to See a Prostitute 1 - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/y7rmm96z
11:44 <@Dolemite> That is one hell of a story.   I'm laughing so hard I got a coughing fit.
11:45 < Evilpig> you can see that story with DJ Qualls in his tv show
11:46 < Evilpig> legit, I think it was called
11:57 <@Mirage_> fucking hell...those dolls are $6k+ 
11:58 <@Mirage_> heh, he mentions "Four Floors of Whores"
12:01 < brimstone> Evilpig: batteries are a consumable, that one's probably just dead
12:09 <@Dagmar> A moment of silence, please.  Ed Kerr has passed on.
12:25 <@Mirage_> =(
12:41 <@Mirage_> OK, so here's a scruffy old dude telling a slightly inappropriate joke:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7nsAMwl1T4&ab_channel=BillyConnolly
12:41 < PigBot> Billy Connolly - Dwarf on a bus - Live in London 2010 - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/yz77z8np
12:43 < aestetix> who was ed kerr?
12:43 <@Mirage_> Guy we worked with at VU
12:43 < aestetix> ah ok
12:53 < Evilpig> gonna make sure this isn't just me, but did progressive fuck up and get their app pulled from the play store?  https://www.progressive.com/resources/progressive-app/
12:53 < PigBot> App for iPhone & Android – Pay Bills, Manage Your Account & More | Progressive (at www.progressive.com) https://tinyurl.com/yjxgpufy
12:53 < Evilpig> Dagmar, Mirage_, Dolemite:  Notlarry just told me that Eddie passed this morning
12:54 <@Dagmar> NOte about 12 lines up
12:54 < Evilpig> shit sorry.  been lost ina  sea of shit around here
12:56 <@Dagmar> I posted it here right away since like half the channel regulars knew him
13:41 <@Mirage_> Saw this last night on Trevor Noah while flipping through channels and thought it was funny.  https://youtu.be/19ZvN5jm6iw?t=509
13:41 < PigBot> The Police Quota System - If You Don’t Know, Now You Know | The Daily Show - YouTube (at youtu.be) https://tinyurl.com/yzgd69ko
13:42 <@Mirage_> Watch the whole thing if you want, but the best part of it was the "Uber Blue" fake commercial at the end.
13:44 <@Mirage_> Working with a customer on doing some pgsql/confluence upgrades.. the first was their wiki..the next one is a dump server they internally refer to as "bit bucket"
14:01 <@Mirage_> oddball: pgsql96-dump-20211027.sql
14:01 <@Mirage_> oops
14:01 <@Mirage_> oddball: https://youtu.be/0z2pGzHFeN8?t=59
14:01 < PigBot> Josh lifts kilt at his show and gets a big surprise - YouTube (at youtu.be) https://tinyurl.com/yjd9a5a8
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15:08 <@Mirage_> This looks like it might be decent.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwPL0Md_QFQ&ab_channel=Pixar
15:08 < PigBot> Lightyear | Teaser Trailer - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/yg75e9my
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16:17 <@Mirage_> So, has anyone reached out to decius asking about his presence here?
16:27 <@eryc> aestetix wanted to talk to him
17:07 <@Mirage_> Told the customer regarding the upgrades we were doing, "Well, it's running, but it's throwing a soft error on permissions and limits."
17:07 <@Mirage_> Customer said, "If you're OK with it, then I'm OK with it."
17:08 <@Mirage_> I responded, "Isn't that backward?  It's your app, so if you're OK with it, I'm not gonna worry about it."
17:15 <@eryc> if mirage is correct: customer is correct; else: mirage is liable for the damages
17:16 <@eryc> seems easy to follow
17:22 <@Dagmar> Dyson Sphere Project is evil
17:22 <@Dagmar> er Program
17:23 <@jb7od> I don't see why anybody would think we have enough material to actually build a dyson sphere.. meaning a real one
17:26 <@eryc> well in theory every element is in a state of decay
17:27 <@eryc> it's mostly a question of relevance and suitable matter
17:28 <@eryc> humans have built megaplexes for centuries on the back of literally dirt
17:30 <@jb7od> building a shell to live on the inside of that encases a star is a cool idea (depending on the lifecycle of the star heh) but even if you had an earth sized wad of metal, it wouldn't be enough.
17:31 <@eryc> honestly i have no idea what a dyson sphere is
17:32 <@eryc> is it supposed to encase the sun?
17:32 <@jb7od> that's what it is- it's a theoretical thing, there's a TNG ep where they find one. 
17:32 <@jb7od> yeah, it's a terraformed sphere that encircles a start
17:32 <@jb7od> star*
17:32 <@eryc> that sounds useless
17:32 <@eryc> what you want is an electromagnetic planet that you can use as a space ship
17:33 <@eryc> you can drag your sun along as long as it takes to reach another orbit closer to interesting systems
17:33 <@jb7od> I think we need a spherical solar panel covered space station that endlessly charges batteries until we figure out how to arc it down to the surface. 
17:34 <@eryc> yea i want to build that on venus
17:34 <@jb7od> and stop using the planet for energy, period. 
17:34 <@eryc> then transmit wireless power to a reflector system on earth
17:35 <@jb7od> How far along is that these days? I know that was a big tesla get-you-shot water-powered-car fiasco, but I'm genuinely curious about the tech there
17:35 <@Dagmar> What is is in DSP is _ridiculously_ complex
17:35 <@eryc> yea actually pretty simple in theory
17:35 <@Dagmar> s/is is/it is/
17:35 <@jb7od> "wireless electric"
17:37 <@eryc> it might take a year to start working but venus is going to die before earth does and that gas is going to waste
17:37 <@eryc> columnated light is what they use in some mirror/solar farms
17:38 <@eryc> that boils water to create dynamic energy
17:38 <@jb7od> oh neat- I can see that- you can get a bunch by just containment and heat- 
17:39 <@eryc> in theory if you burn enough gas to power a laser you can ship the gas to outside earth via laser
17:40 <@eryc> then you'd need a space rope/train to truck it through the atomosphere
17:40 <@jb7od> I had an idea but idk if it would work. if you took depleted uranium into space, would it still create a field in motion? If so, seems like you could use it for a sheild against debris during highspeed travel
17:41 <@eryc> if you put little jacobs ladder pieces out there with ion thrusters and ion interlocks you could build a pretty efficient bus to space
17:42 <@eryc> yea in terms of aerodynamics i think if you have a proceeding reaction the preceeding action will fall within the envelope
17:42 <@jb7od> I think we need to start fuckin with space again- in a major way- we're all doomed if we keep on like we are. 
17:45 <@jb7od> well, they developed a cruel munition during desert shield/storm- the 'depleted uranium round', which, if fired at a tank, creates a 3' electromagnetic field at velocity as it travels, so when it strikes and enters the airtight tank, the field disperses, and the vaccum crumples the tank and sprays the occupants out the hole like stomping a ketchup packet.
17:47 <@eryc> i think if you did put extremely heavy metals in orbit it would have a detectable effect on the earths axis and/or polarity
17:48 <@jb7od> I wrote it up way nicer and sent the idea to SpaceX and solicited them to underwrite further thinktanking so we'll see- 
17:48 <@eryc> ideally we would save those for other planets than the one that existed for billions of years without orbital nukes
17:48 <@jb7od> That's a consideration- 
17:49 <@jb7od> $#%#& calls. afk, but yea- space. 
18:00 <@Mirage_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKejhdrTaMs&ab_channel=GingerBilly
18:01 < PigBot> Redneck scary movie PART 2 - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/yzpb9zk5
18:02 <@Mirage_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7oD9j814nQ&ab_channel=FranzoliElectronics
18:02 < PigBot> IEVAN POLKKA on TESLA COIL trio - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/yjs46ooy
18:58 <@Catonic> Brendan Fraser and Paully Shore are still around, so build a Dyson Sphere around a nuclear reactor and turn them loose in there with some flora and fauna and watch it turn into BioDome III: Search For Spork
19:03 <@eryc> i can't image any other satiral science fiction besides that fathead from modern family
19:21 <@Dagmar> Fucking HTML buttons
19:26 <@Dagmar> At least we have max-height and max-width attributes now;
19:26 <@Dagmar> I was having a devil of a time getting an image in a button to actually have padding
19:27 <@Dagmar> Apparently buttons aren't allowed padding or some shit
19:27 <@Dagmar> Put a margin aroudnd the image and the damn thing goes beyond the border of the button
19:44 <@Dagmar> Also I'm a little angry that my coin portfolio has fallen by a little over 6% today, except the $500 I threw at the OG Shitcoin, Shiba Inu last night
19:44 <@Dagmar> For no sane reason whatsover, that's now worth almost $700
20:24 <@eryc> the roi for cooking is outside most people's range
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