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05:12 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
05:13  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
05:55 <@Dolemite> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxRpZGQnXcI
05:55 < PigBot> Hall and Nails - "I Can't Get Closer for That" - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/y2ayn76y
05:55 <@Dolemite> Mashup of Hall & Oates + Nine Inch Nails.   Actually works well.
05:56 <@Dolemite> "I want to fuck you like an animal" "I can't go for that" "I want to feel you from the inside" "No can do"
06:38 < Evilpig> ash's moron of a boss fired her again last night.  gonna take her up there are noon to get her tools and serve him with a formal letter of separation from my consulting services.  all of this because she pointed out that she hasn't had a tip out in months.  dude brings in on average more than $100 a day in tips, generally around $200.
06:39 < Evilpig> I saw her work sheets and most days she was grooming a dozen dogs or so and he was doing 4-6, but I guess all the tips on teh credits cards were just the dogs he did.
06:39 <@Dolemite> turd
06:40 < Evilpig> i've been hosting his website for the last year and a half for free, installed and managed his network, set up automated off site backups for him to one of my accounts, got his damn google business listing back from one of his previous employees he let take it over
06:42 < Evilpig> several other services including computer and equipment repair all pro-bono,  meanwhile he's taking tech advice from a dude he's paying $800+ a week to answer the phones and schedule appointments that sold him two "new" computers that didn't even have all their drivers loaded.  one of which came with a bad front usb header
06:42 < Evilpig> this will be a fun one to draft because i'm gonna take it up there letting him know that all of that is terminating as his request and he's signing off to signify that he's been given notice
06:47 <@Dolemite> You need to convert a truck to a mobile grooming setup for her
06:47 < Evilpig> she's discussed that.
06:47 <@Dolemite> She'd make bank.   Nobody likes doing anything themselves these days.
07:20 < Evilpig> Dolemite: if you woudl give that quick glance for anyone obvious
07:20 < Evilpig> going to take two copies of that up there to collect her shit later.  one for him to sign that i'll take and the other for his records
07:21 < Evilpig> going to give that to him at his front desk which is on camera so it'll be recorded as well.  after he signs i'm likely going to tell him what a fucking moron he is
07:29 <@Dolemite> looking now
07:30 <@Dolemite> I'd go with a 2 hour minimum, but that's just me
07:30 <@Dolemite> It's not worth the context switching for 1 hour
07:31 < Evilpig> pretty sure my standard rate is enough to keep him from even considering it, but that's a fair point
07:33 < Evilpig> now i'm gonna go get me a bagel.  got a meeting at 10 then i'll drive her up there to get her shit and serve him notice
07:33 <@Dolemite> In paragraph 2 I would reiterate that there will be no retention of backups, like you did in paragraph 4.
07:34 <@Dolemite> Just to drive home the point that there's no undo button
07:36 < Evilpig> I do remote backups of that too, so that's a good point
07:43 <@Dolemite> Who's the domain registered under?
07:44 <@Dolemite> You might want to mention transfer of that as well
07:44 <@Dolemite> or your squatting rights :)
07:51 < Evilpig> his domain is under his account, I made sure of that a few years ago when the previous person held his domain hostage
07:52 < Evilpig> oh shit, it is pointed at my name servers though.  so I guess I should mention that
07:52 <@Dolemite> yah
07:52 < Evilpig> You have 30 days to move your website to alternate hosting.  All services pertaining to the website including backups and DNS will be terminated on November 7, 2021 and data cleared via DoD 5220.22-M as is standard industry practice. No data will be provided.
07:53 <@Dolemite> "If you fail to reconfigure your domain, all inquiries sent to existing name servers will be redirected to pornhub.com"
07:53 <@Dolemite> s/pornhub.com/beastialitysextapes.com
07:53 < Evilpig> while I would find that amusing, I'll stay professional on this.  no need to kick the puppy
07:53 <@Dolemite> since it's dog grooming
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08:26 <@Catonic> As long as the truck is under a certain weight class, anyone can drive it. 26,001 and up require a CDL if used for a commercial purpose.
08:28 <@Catonic> There's no end of step vans out there on Facebook Marketplace, but you have to be Johnny on the spot to get them.
08:36 < Evilpig> Catonic: are you pulling a dagmar?
08:50 <@Dolemite> I'd think you could easily do dog grooming out of an old truck.   Just fix it up like in Dumb and Dumber.
08:54 <@Mirage_> https://youtu.be/pXezLv_5RaY
08:54 < PigBot> Bohemian Catsody - A Rhapsody Parody Song for Every Cat Queen and King! - YouTube (at youtu.be) https://tinyurl.com/yzzml3ma
09:20 <@Dolemite> Mirage_: You need help.   Professional help.
09:35 < Evilpig> Dolemite: I'm broadcasting that to the livingroom tv
09:38 < Evilpig> ash is unphased my by shenangians.  https://www.dropbox.com/s/1aqcuraz6mam7qz/Screen%20Shot%202021-10-07%20at%209.37.51%20AM.png?dl=0
09:38 < PigBot> Dropbox - Screen Shot 2021-10-07 at 9.37.51 AM.png - Simplify your life (at www.dropbox.com) https://tinyurl.com/yeevyxyl
11:41 <@Dolemite> LOL @ Borg Cube Lower Decks
13:54 < Evilpig> just standing there like everyone else?
13:54 <@Dolemite> yep
13:54 <@Dolemite> and all the dialogue would be internal through the hive mind, so there's nothing for us, the audience, to hear
15:53 < Evilpig> turns out deleteing an active site from a ubiquiti controller actually sends a config reset to all the devices at the removed site
15:53 < Evilpig> I assumed incorrectly that it would just stop managing them and leave the equipment in the state it was in 
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20:51 <@eryc> you found the ctrl ald delee
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