--- Log opened Thu Sep 30 00:00:59 2021
07:29 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:29 <@Dolemite> Mirage_: Tell him to bring me a fokkin' cheezesteak!
07:29 <@Dolemite> and hi
07:30 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Damn that's some next level stupidity right there
07:41 < Evilpig> I went to verify this morning and to their credit they are allowing tcp 53 queries to the name servers
07:41 < Evilpig> they are however BLOCKING tcp responses from root servers
07:42 < Evilpig> looking at the packet capture I can see the tcp request go out to the root and never come back. :-/
07:43 <@Dagmar> They're overcompensating for taking all day to figure out the nameservers were being used in a reflection attack against the medical center
08:05 <@Dagmar> That _despite_ all the stuff Erin had set up for them that they clearly had no idea how to work
08:30  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
08:30 < aestetix> why is DNS blocked?
08:30 < aestetix> oh nevermind didn't read Evilpig 
08:32 <@Dagmar> Because Vanderbilt's network security team has a nice collection of idjits
08:33 <@Dagmar> Like, motherfuckers who can't figure out how to enable SNMP on a checkpoint firewall even after you send them a goddamn youtube video
08:37 < Evilpig> they've confirmed that they're dropping outbound tcp53 from our dns servers to the world.  fuckers
08:53 <@Dagmar> I'd ask them to confirm when they have hired someone who knows what they're doing to manage the firewalls
09:01 < Evilpig> the jackwagon working on it is going to get it wrong for sure
09:02 < Evilpig> he's never gotten a single firewall request i've submitted right on the first attempt.  ever.
09:03 < Evilpig> https://www.thetvdb.com/series/the-goes-wrong-show
09:03 < PigBot> The Goes Wrong Show - TheTVDB.com (at www.thetvdb.com) 
09:03 < Evilpig> watching the latest season of this and laughing my butt off.
09:04 < Evilpig> making me want to rewatch monty python
09:04 <@Dagmar> It's definitely solid british humor
09:09 <@Dolemite> Well, despite the picture in the article, I keep seeing Dagmar's face under the helmet
09:09 <@Dolemite> https://gizmodo.com/electric-scooter-racing-is-here-to-melt-and-or-scrape-y-1847769999
09:09 < PigBot> Electric Scooter Racing Is Here to Melt Your Face Off (at gizmodo.com) https://tinyurl.com/yhxql9w9
09:10 <@Dolemite> Of course I'm also picturing my mind him riding along West End Avenue and planting a boot on some car that gets too close
09:11 <@Dagmar> Don't knock it if it fucking works
09:26 <@Dagmar> ...and it was never a case of just "too close" it was always a case of "dumb motherfucker is already halfway into my lane and not stopping--it's kick a quarterpanel or eat a light pole"
09:26 <@Dagmar> But feel free to keep speculating about things you know shit about
09:31 < Evilpig> Jarvis retiring at the end of the month and still doing stuff, while our other l2 guy does nothing.  the wrong person is quitting
09:43 < Evilpig> my external response is working!  stupid netsec
10:07 <@Dolemite> LOL @ Naked Time scenario
10:14 < Evilpig> https://vanderbilt.taleo.net/careersection/.vu_cs/jobdetail.ftl?job=2112193&tz=GMT-05%3A00&tzname=America%2FChicago
10:14 < PigBot> Job Search (at vanderbilt.taleo.net) https://tinyurl.com/yg2nvgrv
10:14 < Evilpig> hogan is being replaced
10:15 <@Dolemite> Heh, about time
10:16 <@Dagmar> He was in charge of cloud?
10:16 < Evilpig> but they didn't can him.  they moved him to another role to fail at
10:16 <@Dagmar> Jesus
10:16 <@Dagmar> The dude didn't even know his ass from a hole in the ground with plain storage, which I was led to believe was where he came from in the first place
10:16 <@Dolemite> Hrmm.   Director of Enterprise Cloud Infra & Architecture?   I was expecting the title to be Bloviating Sycophant.
10:16 < Evilpig> we have no cloud strategy.  it's been a shit show.  all movement into cloud resources has stopped because we started pointing out that there were no basic services, routing, dns, etc.  
10:17 <@Dagmar> Well, no shit
10:17 <@Dagmar> If Hogan was in charge of it and knows fuck all about nothing...
10:17 < Evilpig> we also have this.  https://vanderbilt.taleo.net/careersection/.vu_cs/jobdetail.ftl?job=2109557&tz=GMT-05%3A00&tzname=America%2FChicago
10:17 < PigBot> Job Search (at vanderbilt.taleo.net) https://tinyurl.com/ydjedyz4
10:18 <@Dagmar> I mean I literally brought the guy multicolored graphs showing very clearly that mssql servers were saturating storage fiber with a jillion IOPS and he did nothing about it
10:24 <@Dolemite> Oh, Lord, I could see Hogan trying to understand what Kubernetes is
10:49 <@Dagmar> He fucking _laughed_ about one of my 'flaming machines will fall from the sky' emails
10:49 <@Dagmar> Like, I warned him a few weeks in advance that the catastropohic web failure event was due to happen for a fourth time, and he ignored it
10:50 <@Dagmar> I should have just let the entire environment burn to the ground and held up the emails to show I told him exactly what we needed to do
10:50 <@Mirage_> Dagmar: Per Nate there really wasn't much to be done because the storage was initially setup in such a way that they couldn't split loads.
10:51 <@Dagmar> And yet astonishingly Roland got them split on a whim because he merely _suspected_ mysql01 might be slowing down Sharepoint
10:51 <@Mirage_> Granted at that point the answer was simply give it storage of it's own.   I wasn't around after, so I don't know how that all unfolded
10:51 <@Dagmar> And at the time I told Hogan it was still very possible to separate those
10:51 <@Dagmar> Nathan was who helped me get that damn data
10:52 <@Dagmar> Hogan was just a complete imbecile
11:07 < Evilpig> oh damn.  this show.  haha.  "I have a gun so someone has to get shot before the end of this play"
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12:37 < Evilpig> vandy is really trying to get hires
12:37 < Evilpig> Starting Oct. 4, the referral bonus amount ranges from $1,000 to $5,000 as designated for eligible jobs. 
12:37 < Evilpig> In addition, every employee who successfully refers a new hire will be automatically entered into a drawing for a $20,000 grand prize. Employees will be entered once for each referral who is hired and begins employment between Oct. 4, 2021, and Jan. 10, 2022. 
12:37 <@Dolemite_> wow
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12:41 <@opticron> damn, that's big money
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13:48 <@Dagmar> THey've got a lot of new positions opening up now that the plague rats are fired
13:59 <@Dolemite> God damn plague rats protesting the mask mandate
13:59 <@Dolemite> and the Knox County Law Director filing an appeal
13:59 <@Dolemite> because you know, we need more ways to waste time and money
14:00 <@_NSAKEY> It's too bad HermanCainAward got gimped. reddit should have made it a default sub and told the concern trolls to fuck themselves.
14:15 <@_NSAKEY> LOL
14:16 <@_NSAKEY> sorry, wrong window on that LOL
14:16 <@_NSAKEY> pulling a dagmar over ehre
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16:00 <@Dagmar> Comcast came up with something so sinister I'm kind of upset I'd never thought of it before
16:00 <@Dagmar> They provisioned a center's fax lines as voice lines, including call waiting.
16:01  * Dagmar tips hat
17:00 < Evilpig> kid just came in the door from school and said this morning before they got off the bus the principal got on there to lecture them all because some kid was airdropping "porno-graphee"
17:00 <@Dagmar> So now all the kids know to leave airdrop auto-transfer enabled
17:01 < Evilpig> apparently
17:01 < Evilpig> I was sitting htere thinking, I wish I had an apple device that I could stick in the kid's bag to see what these little degenerates are swapping around
17:25 <@Dagmar> ...and then they'll buy the dregs of AOL.
18:01 <@_NSAKEY> Evilpig: That sounds fraught with peril. I wouldn't do that LOL.
18:30 <@Dagmar> Oh hell
18:30 <@Dagmar> I just got a warning text from Comcast
18:30 <@Dagmar> We've used 90% of our quota this month
18:46 < Evilpig> Dagmar: lightweight
19:04 <@Mirage_> https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/babylon-5-reboot-the-cw-j-michael-straczynski-1235075236/
19:04 < PigBot> 'Babylon 5' Reboot in Development at The CW From Original Creator - Variety (at variety.com) https://tinyurl.com/ydqfseqo
19:10 <@Dagmar> This is damn stupid
19:11 <@Dagmar> Six virtual interfaces, nothing special about any of them
19:11 <@Dagmar> dhclient keeps requesting the same lease over and over for 2, 3, 4 and 6.
19:11 <@Dagmar> 0, 1, and 5... just fine
19:54 < Evilpig> weird
20:08 <@Dagmar> After dicking with it repeatedly, it's now only happening to eth2
21:04 <@eryc> https://icdlist.com/icd-10/Z59.4
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