--- Log opened Fri Aug 20 00:00:05 2021
01:44 -!- npcomp [~user@user/npcomp] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
01:46 -!- npcomp [~user@user/npcomp] has joined #se2600
01:46 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o npcomp] by ChanServ
06:12 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:25  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
07:03 < Evilpig> https://www.politico.com/news/2021/08/19/texas-drops-mask-mandate-ban-schools-506339
07:03 < PigBot> Texas drops mask mandate ban enforcement in public schools - POLITICO (at www.politico.com) https://tinyurl.com/yec6xkc2
07:04 < Evilpig> saw this earlier and laughed,  next stop on the federal tour FL and TN
07:04 <@Dolemite> Well we'd need local BOE's to declare a mandate even if the state level ban wasn't in place
07:07 < Evilpig> that wasn't the right damn link.  I need to stop trying to find these after I get up.  I thought that was the one that was talking about the federal department of education stepping up yesterday saying that allowing people to opt out of the mask mandates is going against the order in place for them to provide a safe environment
07:07 <@Dolemite> ah, yeah, I've read a few of those
07:07 <@Dolemite> and, of course, Governor HVAC had a response to that
07:08 < Evilpig> yeah he did.  but his response is going to equal tx eventually.
07:08 <@Dolemite> yep
07:08 <@Dolemite> Gov. Lee responded to the letter on Twitter, saying “Regarding the Biden Administration letter: Parents know better than the government what’s best for their children.”
07:09 < Evilpig> I also laughed at the nurse shortage in TX.  they're offering up to $100/hr for traveling nurses but they can't be TX residents.  it's a direct slap in the face to everyone living in TX overrun by their plague rats
07:09 <@Dolemite> One of Pamela's good friends has been a traveling nurse the past few years...  she's been making more money than she can spend because she never has any time off
07:10 < Evilpig> my sister as well
07:10 <@Dolemite> Her current gig ends soon - she has been working on a reservation in Arizona at the bottom of the Grand Canyon
07:11 <@Dolemite> She has been in big cities (LA, Atlanta) and also very rural areas (MT, AZ, SD)...   her tales are equally horrid from both types (regarding the Covid deaths)
07:11 <@Dolemite> She has seen people deny that they actually had Covid until their dying breath
08:14 < xtort-> my poop is spicy todau
08:14 < xtort-> today
08:30 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: https://www.etsy-life.com/products/cardd-1?variant=188052400
08:30 < PigBot> Cute reagent Card Protector - etsy-life (at www.etsy-life.com) 
08:30 <@Dolemite> That is the PERFECT covid vaccination card holder for you
08:34 < Evilpig> lol
08:35 < Evilpig> but I have the perfect card holder already, it looks and operates EXACTLY like my passport.
08:35 <@Dolemite> I like the Star Trek Medical Officer one.   Dagmar needs the Plague Doctor one.
08:36 <@Dolemite> https://www.wbir.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/knox-co-parents-take-contact-tracing-into-their-own-hands-angry-parents-getting-sick-from-kids/51-b6160a9a-b2c6-4c8c-9eb1-1a4da75a5ca3
08:36 < PigBot> Knox County parents take contact tracing into their own hands | wbir.com (at www.wbir.com) https://tinyurl.com/yfenwoe8
08:36 <@Dolemite> So that's the only contact tracing happening in Knox County Schools, now
08:36 <@Dolemite> Facebook groups created by the parents
08:37 <@Dolemite> "She said the group helped her realize only eight of the 18 students in her daughter's class were actually in the classroom."
08:37 < Evilpig> wow.
08:37 < Evilpig> only 8 kids in the class, easy to distance. 
08:37 <@Dolemite> Well that's one way to look at it
08:38 <@Dolemite> But they aren't practicing social distancing
08:38 < Evilpig> knowing dumb kids though, they're in a tight little cluster to socialize
08:38 <@Dolemite> Instead they'll look at it as an opportunity for a more intimate teaching experience.   Gather them all close in a circle around the campfire.
08:43 <@Dagmar> People need to start filing lawsuits against politicians for this shit
08:44 <@Dagmar> It's startign to get ridiculous the lengths these fucks are going to hide the actual problem we all know is there
08:44 <@Dagmar> Like, people can't easily claim you're trying to just murder a bunch of people if you refuse to do any testing or even collect information about who is out because they're sick
08:45 <@Dagmar> "We haven't heard anything about students being out sick, so there's not really a pandemic""
08:45 <@Dagmar> I need to start my Daily Harassments of him on Twitter
08:45 < Evilpig> but Dagmar there is no pandemic.  it's all media hype, you'd know that if you listened to this podcast and read this blog
08:46 <@Dagmar> RIght now I'm thinking he's going to kill about 80,000 Tennesseans
08:46 <@Dolemite> It's like every politician in power in TN is my mother.   If you don't acknowledge a problem exists, then it doesn't.
08:46 < Evilpig> here have a quartz crystal.  hold it to your heart to calm down
08:46 <@Dagmar> ...but I'm trying to refine those numbers further
08:46 <@Dolemite> This is why she's never spoken about the fact that my nephew is gay.
08:47 <@Dolemite> As long as she doesn't have to say it out loud she's fine
09:02 <@eryc> people: I'm not going to get a shot because I dunno what they put in the vaccine
09:02 <@eryc> also people: npm install
09:02 <@Dolemite> lol
09:02 <@Dolemite> also people:  composer update
09:08 < brimstone> and people eat hotdogs without knowing what's in them
09:09 < brimstone> and white chocolate
09:32 < Evilpig> HAHAHA  fuckin' scammers
09:32 < Evilpig> "press 1 to be connected to the federal offier in charge of your case"
09:32 < Evilpig> so damn right I hit 1.  "hi this is offier ellie warren with the federal investations department"  
09:32 < Evilpig> can I get your department name and badge number?  *click*
09:33 <@Dagmar> That particular outfit seems to be very sensitive to the idea their parents would respect them more if they made their living giving handjobs in alleys
10:12 <@Mirage_> In other news, I haven't had explorer hang/lockup once since I disabled Spybot S&D's "Live Protection" the other day.  
12:11 <@Mirage_> Fucking customers... "Open port 9102 on <server>"
12:14 <@Mirage_> me: "There is no running firewall.  The port is open and listening, but it appears that the proxy app is not able to connect to the target.  Because of the large number of inbound connections it keeps generating errors in the app stating it open a socket because there are too many open files.   You need to look at the proxy configuration and verify the targets."
12:15 <@Mirage_> customer:  "There's nothing wrong with the proxy because we can connect to ports 9100, 9101, 9104, 9105 just fine.  
12:16 <@Mirage_> Then he shows that sftp connecting to the port hangs and again concludes that the port is not open.
12:18 <@Mirage_> I tell him to use `telnet` or `openssl s_client` to validate that the port is accessible from the client host.  He does, it works...then immediately goes back to sFTP and claims that there is something blocking access.
12:20 <@Mirage_> I was about to go full Dagmar on him when one of the other guys on our side stepped in and got them to agree to a new call on Mon including their app vendor and someone from the app team that supports the gateway/proxy server.
13:06 <@Dagmar> Now, now.  I wait until they've really made a mess of everything
13:06 <@Dagmar> ...and then I'm generally looking to make them ragequit.
13:07 <@Dagmar> So long as they're not breaking _your_ stuff there's no need to be savage
13:07 <@Dolemite> I just had a Windows "admin" call my cell saying that he has an app that talks DCOM and http but wants to know if I can make him an SSL cert to make it talk HTTPS, but he isn't running IIS.
13:07 <@Dolemite> My response: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
13:07 <@Dagmar> Users can flail about and ignore common-sense instructions all day long when it's only their own time that's wasted
13:09 <@Dagmar> I don't do the "full Dagmar" thing until they've done something like... WASTED AN ENTIRE GODDAMN MONTH OF MY TIME ON A PRODUCT KINDERGARTENERS COULD REPLACE
13:09 <@Dagmar> In closing, fuck Business Objects
13:10 <@Dagmar> I would have just let that slide into the past by now, but I'm still pissed about how watered down their explanation was in the updated ISO that came out eight months after I fixed the goddamn thing
13:11 <@Dagmar> What kind of idiot even tries to put symlinks in an ISO file anyway
13:12 <@Dagmar> That's not a _minor_ mistake.  That's something I would expect if a member of the typing pool were allowed to work unsupervised on a release product.
13:50 <@Mirage_> Dagmar: Um, no.. we only support the core OS and infra.  We provided evidence via email that there were no firewall/network issues and no local firewall rules that would be blocking their application.   They insisted.  I provided log snippets from THEIR app that we DON'T SUPPORT showing it had a problem and directed them to look into it.  They then escalated the issue and got a bridge opened for us to 
13:50 <@Mirage_> resolve their problem.  In that zoom was where I was about to go off on them.
14:34 < Evilpig> from a ticket I just got
14:34 < Evilpig>  I received the following question RE: the Geofence that is being implemented on 30 Aug 2021 : "Do you know if our Geofencing to the US allows access from Alaska and Hawaii?"
14:35 < Evilpig> we have a geoip block for the US
14:48 <@Dagmar> Well, you could tell them we sold Alaska back to the Russians
14:49 < Evilpig> there's a trump joke there
15:08 -!- Catonic [~catonic@76.237.111.250] has joined #se2600
15:09 -!- Catonic is now known as Cinotac
16:12 -!- eryc is now known as elff
16:15 <@elff> https://twitter.com/DavePuglisiTV/status/1428785401897050115
16:15 < PigBot> No Title (at twitter.com) https://tinyurl.com/yg8x66m8
16:37 < Evilpig> all that tells me is water your lawn, wash your car, there is no virus.  pffft
16:37 < Evilpig> it's all a hoax.  do an extra load of laundry so your mask is fresh and clean, but don't use it
17:07 <@_NSAKEY> lol I had some old man try to give me shit over wearing a mask in a liquor store. I pretty much OK Boomered him and walked away.
17:08 <@_NSAKEY> I can't wait for more of these plague rats to die.
17:09 < Evilpig> they're not gonna die, our hospitals are too good at keeping them alive
17:10 <@_NSAKEY> I have a friend doing the hospital thing now for other reasons. It sounds like Vandy's gonna get to shitcan a bunch of people for not getting the shot.
17:10 <@_NSAKEY> It's too bad the Hippocratic Oath has limits, but maybe the insurance companies will be properly evil and save the day.
17:10 < Evilpig> yeah there is definitely a contigent of "not gonna take it" folks
17:11 < Evilpig> I haven'theard the official numbers lately but as of our last all hands meeting 80% of all vandy staff have had it
17:11 < Evilpig> three dildos in my immediate workgroup have all applied for exemptions.  one is threatening to quit over it but he'll eventually cave like he does for the flu shot
17:12 < Evilpig> and if he doesn't, there will be a position open for me to advance into and get a nice little pay bump
17:12 <@_NSAKEY> sounds like it's win-win
17:12 <@_NSAKEY> Bonus round: He catches the rona and dies?
17:12 < Evilpig> he caught the rona last spring 
17:12 <@_NSAKEY> But he hasn't had second rona yet!
17:13 < Evilpig> after two weeks of 100+ fever he was about to goto the hospital because he thought he was going to die and his fever finally broke
17:13 < Evilpig> if you ask him about it now, "it wasn't that bad"
17:13 <@_NSAKEY> Of course not
17:13 <@_NSAKEY> doing otherwise would admit that the cuck in chief was wrong
17:14 < Evilpig> and where did he get it?  the bar.  the bar he goes to never shut their doors and him and the other regulars kept going and one of them got it and spread it to the rest and then they each took it home
17:14 < Evilpig> he admits he gave it to the wife and kid and "neither of them had it that bad"
17:14 <@_NSAKEY> lol, that's so dumb, especially because it's just cheaper to buy booze and drink at home
17:14 < Evilpig> he goes to the bar to get away from the wife and kid
17:15 < Evilpig> former military, you know the type
17:15 <@_NSAKEY> lol, my grandfather was in the navy for 20 years and worked jobs that took him away from home for months at a time once he got out
17:15 <@_NSAKEY> so yes, I do know the type
19:43 <@Mirage_> Too bad I already have one:  https://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/ele/d/melissa-ender-pro-3d-printer/7368707079.html
19:43 < PigBot> ender pro 3 3D printer - electronics - by owner - sale (at dallas.craigslist.org) https://tinyurl.com/ydmf4n9c
--- Log closed Sat Aug 21 00:00:06 2021