--- Log opened Thu Jul 01 00:00:15 2021 05:45 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 05:45 * aestetix hugs Dolemite 06:50 <@Dolemite> DAMN. I love logging in to my 401K after not looking at it for nearly a year. 06:50 <@Dolemite> +$88,987.38 (41.32%) 06:50 <@Dolemite> 1-Year Change 06:51 <@Dagmar> You don't want to know what I've made on crypto 06:51 <@Dolemite> And gee, funny how this works out, but looking at the graph... the steadiest gains came after about the second week of November 2020 06:52 <@Dolemite> Dagmar: I'm sure it's a good bit. I never got in on it because I can't get over the fact that it's basically a giant pyramid scheme. 06:52 <@Dolemite> Well, I did play around with putting $100 into BTC at one point 06:53 <@Dolemite> I think I cashed out with around $120 in value 06:54 <@Dolemite> Heh, my 2 year gain is only $3K more than my 1 year gain 06:56 <@Dolemite> And, of course, my Vanderbilt 403b only made 28% in the last year because it has shitty options to invest in 06:57 <@Dolemite> I really need to transfer that over to my 401k 08:04 <@aestetix> can you transfer me some money 08:04 <@aestetix> I'd be happy with $69 08:59 < xtort-> i look at my 401k all the time, makes me feel better about my bank account 08:59 < xtort-> i guess its IRAs now, my money guy did some stuff 09:01 * xtort- uploaded an image: (23KiB) < https://dumbfucks.org:8448/_matrix/media/r0/download/dumbfucks.org/buDuhlqULAupnIqJYDXZbpOr/image.png > 09:01 < PigBot> None (at dumbfucks.org:8448) https://tinyurl.com/yer6kcsh 09:01 < xtort-> my gains have similar timing to yours... what happened around that time? can't put my finger on it... 10:22 <@aestetix> hey Dolemite what kind of people do you like to have sex with? 10:22 <@aestetix> since I keep seeing americans in the news talking about their sex lives, I assume you're wanting to share 10:32 <@aestetix> or is that just for june 11:15 <@Mirage_> Dolemite: You were bitching about your VU 403b doing badly... Fidelity shows 32% on it last year vs 30% on my Dell-EMC one. 11:20 <@Dolemite> Mirage_: Hrmm, my Fidelity account showed 28% last year vs my 41% on Schwabb. The problem is that you just don't have any choices on the Fidelity. 11:20 <@Dolemite> At least, for mine. It's stuck in one of those pre-made retirement by 2030 accounts. 11:22 <@Mirage_> Yeah. I hadn't looked at them in quite a while, but had logged in to check the balances because I was talking to an investment guy that my aunt recommended. Since we don't have kids, car payments, house payments we're looking into options on what to do with our money vs letting it just sit in checking/savings 11:23 <@Mirage_> Had wanted to start those conversations back in Feb after we paid off the house, but the more money you have to start off with the more choices you have on what to do with it. 11:23 <@Dolemite> Yeah, savings these days are a complete joke. Let the bank hold on to your money for less than 0.5% APR. 11:24 <@Dolemite> Mirage_: Hahahaha, that's something I definitely wouldn't know about 11:24 <@Dolemite> Just had to pay car insurance for adding Patrick's car onto it - without him even being a named driver, yet, since he doesn't have his license 11:25 <@Mirage_> How long til both of the kids are 18 and you can "nudge" them out of the "nest"? 11:25 <@Dolemite> 2027, but they'll likely be going to college locally and staying home. I sure as hell can't afford today's prices for all the extras to live on campus. 11:26 <@Dolemite> It's not like the old days when you'd pay $1200/semester for a shared dorm room that had shared bathrooms and bunk beds. Now the colleges are luring in the kids with resort like amenities and luxury apartments. 11:27 <@Dolemite> Because, you know, you can just take out a student loan for it! 11:53 <@aestetix> aren't dorms supposed to be shitty? 11:53 <@aestetix> that way the student can do stupid stuff and break things and nobody cares 11:54 <@Dolemite> Yes, but unis don't even use that word, for the most part. Now everything is a "student apartment" or "student housing." 11:54 <@Dolemite> Even the crappy ones I had at TN Tech have been torn down and turned into the new Nursing school + housing 11:54 <@aestetix> So it's not just a floor with a bunch of rooms and a group bathroom at the end of the hall? 11:54 <@Dolemite> Not anymore 11:56 <@Dolemite> well, some of the TN Tech ones are still that way, but they're moving away from that model 11:56 <@aestetix> why? 11:56 <@aestetix> nothing wrong with it, and it's way cheaper 11:58 <@Dolemite> Because in the pre-student loan bubble everybody was spending that loan money like a drunken sailor and Universities had to compete for the students to go there... and nothing attracted that avocado toast crowd like apartment life with amenities 11:59 <@aestetix> I mean, I thought amenities include a water fountain in the hallway so you can refill your cup and recover from the hangover 11:59 <@Dolemite> Of course, when I was at UT Chattanooga, my dorm was more like a 2 bedroom apartment, and that was in 1988. Of course, they had 2 per bedroom, but still. 11:59 <@Dolemite> Nah, we had a full kitchen, shared bathroom, living room, and our own entrance. 12:01 <@Dolemite> Funny, I'd forgotten about that since I only did 2 semesters in that dorm (the minimum requirement) before moving into off-campus housing 12:39 <@Mirage_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJocHZr7RUQ 12:40 < PigBot> Jeremy Clarkson Discovers a Problem with His Lamborghini Tractor | Clarkson's Farm | The Grand Tour - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/ye25hvym 12:42 <@Mirage_> better one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqlgcxq8v4M 12:42 < PigBot> Jeremy Clarkson's Giant Tractor Causing Chaos for 7 Minutes | Clarkson's Farm | The Grand Tour - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) https://tinyurl.com/yhzzae2d 12:46 <@Evilpig> i've been debating if I want to check out clarkson's farm show 13:15 <@Mirage_> I haven't watched it, I just ran on to the clips on youtube. 13:19 <@Mirage_> holy shit, I just discovered that there was a Popeye's opened ~7 miles away from me. It's off of US-380, which completely explains why I haven't seen it as I avoid 380 whenever I can. 60-65 mph speed limit..traffic lights so close together and timed so poorly that you only hit the speed limit when there's no traffic (which is rare) 13:26 <@eryc> i just got back from popeyes 13:35 <@Dolemite> How's Olive? Did you eat some spinach? 21:47 < Catonic> Popeye's isn't faring well in our modern economy 21:48 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Catonic] by ChanServ 22:12 <@Dagmar> Holy crapolies 22:12 <@Dagmar> https://imgur.com/gallery/NR1pjlz 22:12 < PigBot> Lytton, BC - new Canada heat-wave record holder now wiped off the face of the map - Album on Imgur (at imgur.com) https://tinyurl.com/yz3thkpc 22:13 < xtort-> Yeah, church's is dominating --- Log closed Fri Jul 02 00:00:16 2021