--- Log opened Sat Jun 26 00:00:07 2021
00:02 <@jb7od> That's my only suspicion with the new protocol mega-meta, how it ties in to leenode, becuase of some bizzare statement made where somebody asking about spying was met with being countered with some red-speak about "security" and how the only time a network would disclose collected information would be for people's safety and, see, these other ircds don't care about your safety like we do... 
00:06 <@jb7od> and I'm sorry, but philosopcally, freedom is inherently unsafe by it's very nature, anything less isn't freedom. 
00:32 <@Mirage_> Dolemite: I got it figured out.  Prints real nice now.  Also switched from using the Creality Slicer to using Ultimaker Cura and that also made a big difference in end result quality.
08:29 <@Dagmar> jb7od: THey were completely full of shit.  Just take it on faith that three-letter agencies have a continuous feed of public IRC discussions.  Anything less is naivety
08:37 -!- NotLarry [~NotLarry@066-190-177-036.res.spectrum.com] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
09:15 <@aestetix> Dagmar: I feel bad for whoever has the job at the NSA to sift through irc logs
09:45 <@_NSAKEY> I think you guys are looking at the freenode takeover the wrong way
09:45 <@_NSAKEY> I sat through some hardcore cringe interview rasangan did on l0de radio hour
09:45 <@_NSAKEY> For those who don't know, l0de was GNAA-affiliated, and those guys loved picking on freenode
09:45 <@_NSAKEY> This whole thing smells like there's a much larger revenge component than is being made public
10:23 < xtort-> the prince himself banned my friend guk for having a racist nick
10:23 < xtort-> that's when we leftr
10:23 < xtort-> *left
10:23 < xtort-> the same nick he's had for 20 years, and is in his ham radio callsign, and is in his last name
10:32 <@brimstone> slurs in legal names is such a weird subject
11:10 <@aestetix> how is "guk" racist
11:35 < xtort-> he couldn't tell us
11:36 < xtort-> other than it sounded racist
11:36 < xtort-> so instead of arguing, we left
11:36 <@_NSAKEY> I'm sure they'll 180 this when they replace the motd with goatse ANSI and racial slurs
11:37 <@Dagmar> I am so disappointed
11:37 <@Dagmar> I was all ready to agree to an extended warranty for my 2018 Lexus CX
11:38 <@Dagmar> It's only got 40,000 miles on it
11:38 <@_NSAKEY> Did you scare this one off by talking about your porn collection?
11:38 <@Dagmar> I keep it properly maintained with regular service visits
11:38 <@Dagmar> THe leather seats are really easy to clean
11:38 <@Dagmar> ...and the fold-out armrest in the back seat is great for when I'm fuckign the agent's mom in the ass.
11:39 <@Dagmar> I don't know any of the family members of the first person I spoke with
11:39 <@Dagmar> It's only teh mom of the escalated agents who aren't just stuck on call screening duty that I'm fucking in her sweet, sweet ass.
11:40 <@Dagmar> A real shame he hung up because I was ready to give him mom high praise
11:40 < xtort-> haha
11:41 <@Dagmar> If someone wants to take issue with the fact that I say terrible things to these people, I'll just say they should grow the hell up and take some responsibility for the fact that now fully 50% of all phone calls are bullshit attempts by criminal enterprises.
11:41 <@Dagmar> It's long past time to do something.
11:41 <@Dagmar> ..and the moment you spot a spoofed phone number on your screen, you *know* you are not talking to innocent peopel.
11:41 <@_NSAKEY> I usually just play wet fart compilation videos on high volume these days
11:41 <@Dagmar> Legitimate businesses do not forge their ANI to avoid being blocked.
11:42 <@Dagmar> I'm looking to take many more than just a few seconds out of someone's life
11:42 <@_NSAKEY> It's less effort than telling the person scam calling me that they should build a pipe bomb out of pachinko balls and tannerite and take out as many co-workers as possible
11:42 < xtort-> i miss my pachinko machine
11:43 <@Dagmar> They wouldn't know what tannerite was
11:43 <@Dagmar> Probably wouldn't know what Pachinko balls weere...
11:43 < xtort-> they can use any assplodey stuff they can find
11:43 <@Dagmar> ...and ball bearings and nuts and small screws are really easy to find
11:44  * xtort- waves to the fbi
11:44 <@Dagmar> Well, you need something that does _very rapid_ gas expansion when you're looking to leverage shrapnel
11:44 <@Dagmar> Somethign that's very slow to burn will result in very low velocities of the shrapnel and a much smaller kill zone
11:44 < xtort-> my ass does that
11:45 <@Dagmar> When it comes to giving them specifics, I prefer to go with "shoe bomber" levels of incompetence
11:45 <@Dagmar> If you give someone the specific knowledge of how to kill a bunch of people, that's probably on you
11:45 <@Dagmar> If you just give them the idea and they half arse it, that's all them
11:46 <@Dagmar> Sort of like if you let someone who shoudln't have access to a freakin' tank... that's on you.
18:45 <@Dagmar> Looks like I was right.
18:45 <@Dagmar> The slight swelling of the battery in my phone pulled the NFC antenna contacts up
18:58 <@Dagmar> I feel a little stupid about when I got it back
18:59 <@Dagmar> Looked at the phone and muttered, "How the hell did it get to 35% battery in a few hours?"
18:59 <@Dagmar> *DERP* new battery is why
19:43 < xtort-> i respect your balls
21:58 <@jb7od> Dagmar, All that Slackware came back to pay off later. 
21:59 <@Dagmar> It never hurts to know stuff
21:59 <@aestetix> apparently you can download windows 11 now
21:59 <@aestetix> I thought they weren't gonna release it until 2025
21:59 <@jb7od> Is that how they're responding to the leak?
21:59 <@Dagmar> WEll, there's always insider's insider programs over there
22:00 <@aestetix> nevermind, they are gonna release it in late 2021
22:00 <@jb7od> Yeah, one got off the ranch up in Redmond though and is in the wild iirc
22:00 <@jb7od> goddamnit all to hell. 
22:00 <@aestetix> https://tpb.red/description.php?id=47223009
22:00 < xtort-> You can get your herpes now, intentionally, or just wait until it happens naturally
22:00 <@PigBot> The Pirate Bay - The galaxy's most resilient bittorrent site (at tpb.red) 
22:00 <@Dagmar> Yeah that's not exactly a "just anyone can download it" link, yo
22:01 <@jb7od> XD
22:01 <@Dagmar> I'm sure Microsoft has no intention of making TPB an official distribution channel
22:01 <@jb7od> Oh but you know they know it's there though
22:02 <@Dagmar> Yeah but they're like "We have Azure and clouds now.  Just download it over load-balanced geo-distributed HTTP people"
22:03 <@Dagmar> "Our marketing and research people need their fapping material"
22:03 <@jb7od> That's true- after the Teams thing, schoolkids are pulling down their own Office installs- it's ill.
22:03 <@Dagmar> Heck they dont' even need to
22:03 <@Dagmar> For what schookids are doing they cna use the electron versions through Chrome
22:04 <@aestetix> close enough :p
22:04 <@aestetix> I wonder what happened to the windows 10 last version thing
22:04 <@aestetix> I also tried to watch the 40 minute launch video for windows 11
22:04 <@aestetix> it was.... one of the worst tech promo videos I've ever seen
22:04 <@Dagmar> I suspect from the way Teams works as a native app versus the much better way it works through Chrome they'll soon begin leaning very hard on O364 and SaaS
22:05 <@jb7od> Yea, but literally, my 8th grade kiddo did just this past year. It wasn't a push, but then we're not using some kind of school domain machine or anything, They didn't vpn in- 100% untrusted
22:05 <@Dagmar> We've got O365 and work and honestly, I use the web versions
22:06 <@jb7od> It was an option if you used your own machine. 
22:06 <@jb7od> A lot of people do. Are you diggin it?
22:06 <@Dagmar> _Once_ I wound up doing a spreadsheet in Google docs and exporing it to Excel format because Excel is just retarded in many ways
22:06 <@jb7od> You're not alone in that either. 
22:06 <@Dagmar> The native Teams client is _definitely_ worse
22:06 <@jb7od> (not me but a coworker)
22:07 <@Dagmar> One our guys is a Microsoft Special Person and it makes him angry
22:07 <@jb7od> what size of mailbox do you get to have?
22:07 <@Dagmar> I dunno.  "large".  We're paying for it so it's fairly massive
22:08 <@Dagmar> I know I just deleted 4916 Nagios mails on Friday
22:08 <@jb7od> Yeah, it's got a pretty tall pricepoint, just was curious
22:08 <@Dagmar> I think the smallest we're allocating is like 10Gb
22:08 <@Dagmar> WEll, the per-seat per month costs on the licences aren't that bad actually
22:09 <@Dagmar> Like $3-8 or something depending on what pieces someone's being given access to
22:15 <@jb7od> I've probably got the last on-premises in the free world. It's hard to ratioalize moving at this point. Sure, after 2010 when they basically broke everything by changing models, a lot of people went to the cloud, but not for free- 
22:17 <@jb7od> there was a shift right there where they ditched public calendar and all that, where you'd migrate up.. to your d00000m!
22:18 <@jb7od> and it worked- by the time the dust settled, the cloud was up and widely embraced- 
22:21 <@jb7od> Another thing that pushed this along was mobile- any upgraded mailbox that contained 2010 or previous artifacts just broke- wouldn't work. The solution was brand new mailbox, but that working client and non-working phone scared everybody so bad they didn't even give a shit what was wrong. 
22:21 <@jb7od> i found it auditing an android. 
22:22 <@jb7od> there was trash coming in with the older mailboxes- just extra ass files and modules and shit. trash.
22:22 <@jb7od> except only at the device level, not on the client side. 
22:23 <@jb7od> (thank you to northrup btw)
22:24 <@jb7od> It made every Exchange admin coast to coast look like a fucking asshole. 
22:38 <@Dagmar> Oh that's not exactlyt new ground
22:38 <@Dagmar> Deloitte was one of their pilot sites for Exchange in 2000.
22:39 <@Dagmar> Their first very large Enterprise client
22:39 <@Dagmar> It up and shit itself almost immediately
22:39 <@Dagmar> So for like two and a half days the Windows admins were manually exporting people's spools to a new, non-corrupted also very expensive pile of computers equal in prowess to the original set
22:40 <@Dagmar> Around the clock.
22:41 <@Dagmar> This is anotehr one of those "but I really really need a 16384-bit key" things
22:41 <@Dagmar> wrong channel
22:44 <@jb7od> XD 
22:51 <@jb7od> I keep seeing the #/## general/offtopic thing being pushed. I bet they're trying to hammer down ircv3's little metas and that would fuck it up to be all ### and 31337 with it. . 
22:56 <@jb7od> Oh god. they could do it with triviabot guts. 
22:56  * jb7od waves to Libera.Chat
23:12 <@Dagmar> Something I jsut noticed
23:12 <@Dagmar> Why in FUCK does Control have a 'Foliage Quality' setting?
23:12 <@Dagmar> THer'es the occasional goddamn office fern
23:13 <@Dagmar> Otherwise it's a giant federal office building that looks like it was designed by a Russian into brutalism
23:13 <@Dagmar> There should have been a "concrete variations" setting, but _foliage_?
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