--- Log opened Mon Jun 07 00:00:39 2021 00:16 < jb7od> update party... D; mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 06:41 * aestetix hugs Dolemite 08:39 <@Mirage> Lol..emails going around regarding a different customer than I normally support (thank god) about needing to coordinate with their Oracle team to work on removing _1600_ LUNS from the cluster. 08:40 <@Dolemite> ROFL 08:40 <@Dolemite> I guess they were thinking they could improve performance by imposing fake disk boundaries 08:43 <@Mirage> I'm sure they're all being consumed by ASM/GRID. The way Oracle does storage is just dumb. 08:46 <@Dolemite> I remember when I worked at Sales Technologies in Atlanta and was dealing with that idiocy. We had a nice big storage array that spent most of its time seeking because it had been split into a ridiculous number of LUNs. I convinced management to let me validate a backup, then wipe the whole thing and start over from scratch with less divisions in the disk. Performance gain was ridiculously 08:46 <@Dolemite> noticeable after that. 08:48 <@Mirage> I still don't get how supposedly it gives a performance increase on a virtual machine by having 4 SCSI controllers configured and then adding a bunch of smaller disks across them...it's not like on a physical host where you're hitting different disks, increasing platters, etc. On a VM everything is going to the same LUN as the VM is stored on unless you're doing somethin crazy, and the SCSI controllers 08:48 <@Mirage> are virtual 08:48 <@Dolemite> It doesn't give a performance boost on virtuals. It's a holdover from training DBAs that when you have physical disks, spreading out across more drives gives you better performance. 08:49 <@Dolemite> So they're likely taking EVERY database and spreading it across 5+ LUNs, thinking that each db will have dedicated drives. 08:50 <@Mirage> I've pushed back on it in the past and told them they were being stupid, but they claim that even on a VM it increases performance. 08:53 <@Dolemite> Does the SAN maintain an independent cache for each LUN? 08:54 <@Mirage> I seriously doubt it, but I dunno. 09:04 -!- xray [~xray@c-71-236-3-132.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 11:11 < aestetix> https://www.aclu.org/news/civil-liberties/defending-speech-we-hate/ 11:11 < aestetix> makes some interesting points 11:11 < PigBot> News & Commentary | American Civil Liberties Union (at www.aclu.org) 11:13 -!- Bloodrose [~Bloodrose@thebloodrose.powered.by.lunarbnc.net] has quit [Quit: Free ZNC ~ Powered by LunarBNC: https://LunarBNC.net] 11:13 -!- Bloodrose [~Bloodrose@thebloodrose.powered.by.lunarbnc.net] has joined #se2600 13:00 <@Mirage> So apparently a guy I went to HS with went to go somewhere and found a new sticker on his van: https://scontent-hou1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-0/p180x540/193721957_10218674559287074_6396418260082146920_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=Dss3jNnoYiIAX8sCe1G&_nc_ht=scontent-hou1-1.xx&tp=6&oh=b2b8d40708fffee2d0465860b5ca4092&oe=60E52169 13:01 <@Mirage> Instantly made me think of NL 13:01 < PigBot> None (at scontent-hou1-1.xx.fbcdn.net) 13:05 <@Mirage> Oh, it was a magnet... https://www.amazon.com/HZ-Graphics-Magnet-Magnetic-Sticker/dp/B07NPHLMRZ 13:06 < PigBot> Amazon.com: HZ Graphics Magnet Free Candy Inside Funny Vinyl Magnetic Car Bumper Magnet Sticker 5": Home & Kitchen (at www.amazon.com) https://tinyurl.com/yxab58n3 14:49 < aestetix> is congress actually considering drafting women into the military 14:49 < aestetix> god they are stupid 14:50 < aestetix> then again having some woke feminists getting shot to death in iraq might not be a bad thing 15:02 -!- Bloodrose [~Bloodrose@thebloodrose.powered.by.lunarbnc.net] has quit [Quit: Free ZNC ~ Powered by LunarBNC: https://LunarBNC.net] 15:06 -!- Bloodrose [~Bloodrose@thebloodrose.powered.by.lunarbnc.net] has joined #se2600 15:52 -!- K`Tetch [~no@unaffiliated/ktetch] has joined #se2600 15:56 -!- K`Tetch_ [~no@unaffiliated/ktetch] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 16:26 -!- Bloodrose [~Bloodrose@thebloodrose.powered.by.lunarbnc.net] has quit [Quit: Free ZNC ~ Powered by LunarBNC: https://LunarBNC.net] 16:27 -!- Bloodrose [~Bloodrose@thebloodrose.powered.by.lunarbnc.net] has joined #se2600 18:10 <@Evilpig> aestetix: they've been demanding equality long enough, selective service for them all! 19:59 <@eryc> as long as they can shoot their rapists idfw 21:23 <@Mirage> ugh, workstation locked up yesterday and i had to poke the reset button to restart it. Apparently my keepass database got corrupted while I'd been trying to shut down and had told it to save the database. I do have a backup, but it's a few months old. =( 21:27 <@Mirage> Dolemite: https://cruelworldfest.com/ 21:27 < PigBot> Cruel World (at cruelworldfest.com) 21:28 <@Mirage> G33kNic 2022, Pasedena CA ?!? 21:43 <@Mirage> Heh.. "ADVICE FOR ANYONE MOVING TO OKLAHOMA:" 21:43 <@Mirage> 18. Tornadoes are a good reason to grab your friends, a 12 pack and set up your lawn chairs in the front yard! --- Log closed Tue Jun 08 00:00:40 2021