--- Log opened Wed Apr 07 00:00:56 2021
02:33 < aestetix> wow
02:33 < aestetix> found someone on twitter with 8 pronouns in the bio
02:33 < aestetix> that's some serious identity confusion
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05:18 < aestetix> still no vaccine
05:18 < aestetix> but germany has now set up a hotline for people over 60 who have not gotten a letter in the mail to call
05:59 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:04  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
06:05 < aestetix> you know what is sad
06:06 < aestetix> at the moment it takes 5-8 weeks for something from the US to reach germany in the mail
06:06 < aestetix> but if you put a vaccine in the mail, it would possibly arrive before my fucking invitation letter does
06:06 <@Dolemite> I could mail you a vaccine faster than you could get one!
06:06 < aestetix> yes
06:06 <@Dolemite> Send me your mailing address.
06:06 <@Dolemite> I will do this for you.
06:06 <@Dolemite> After I get my second shot
06:07 <@Dolemite> I'll wait 2 weeks
06:07 < aestetix> maybe when the US finishes vaccinating everyone, we'll get some leftovers
06:07 <@Dolemite> Then I'll fart into an envelope.
06:07 <@Dolemite> When you get it, you breath it in deeply
06:07 <@Dolemite> That might give you some immunity
06:07 < aestetix> Ok sure. I live at Hitlersbunkerstraße 88
06:08 <@Dolemite> Is that Apartment 88?
06:08 <@Dolemite> Or cell 88?
06:08 < aestetix> 3rd reich, I mean floor
06:08 <@Dolemite> I send it Luftwaffe Mail
06:09 <@Dolemite> And I'll toss in some stroopwaffle, too
06:09 < aestetix> oh nice. normally we can get those from the dutch, but borders are closed
06:09 <@Dolemite> I get mine from Aldi
06:09 < aestetix> supply chains are weird here
06:09 <@Dolemite> Well, Trader Joe's have them more often, but Aldi had some this past holiday season
06:09 < aestetix> for example, two weeks ago it was not possible to get normal snickers, but you could get white chocholate snickers
06:10 <@Dolemite> o.O
06:10 <@Dolemite> Topsy turvy!
06:10 <@Dolemite> I am ready to head back to Trader Joe's in person.   I need me some of their oatmeal cranberry dunkers.
06:12 <@Dolemite> However, I need to walk there.   This quarantine has added about 200 lbs to me.
06:12 < aestetix> Dolemite: you should take up yoga
06:12 <@Dolemite> I can't even bend over right now.  LOL
06:13 < aestetix> work your way up to the downward down
06:13 < aestetix> er downward dog
06:13 < aestetix> and uh.... other poses.
06:13 <@Dolemite> You just want to see me in the downward dog
06:13 < aestetix> it would inspire everyone
06:14 < aestetix> maybe you could perfect your backflip too
06:18 <@Dolemite> Just read the /. story about the Georgia Emissions app being hacked
06:18 <@Dolemite> You can tell that they're mainly concerned about the lost revenue - not making sure that the air stays clean
06:19 <@Dolemite> But GA never gave a shit about the air, anyway.   I remember when I live there - if you failed your emissions check but spent a minimum of $100 to try to resolve it, you still passed
06:19 <@Dolemite> So I knew plenty of people that would just time their tune-up around renewal each year
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06:53 <@Dolemite> Heh, I'm watching the HBO Documentary Q: Into the Storm
06:54 <@Dolemite> Apparently he started it back in 2018
07:07 <@Evilpig> aestetix: the US isn't going to vaccinate everyone.  I think we'd be optimistically looking at 40%
07:07 <@Dolemite>  I think it may be slightly more than that
07:08 <@Dolemite> Only about 65% of the Trumptards are resistant to the idea of getting vaccinated and they only make up < 40% of the population
07:09 <@Evilpig> but you have to consider all those people that already got covid and are "i don't need no vaccine"
07:09 <@brimstone> not for the next 90 days!
07:09 <@Evilpig> I've got one of those in my workgroup
07:10 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: I think we're just surrounded by a higher concentration of Trumptards here
07:10 <@Dolemite> But I do know people who already had Covid and also got the vaccine
07:14 <@Evilpig> I also know at least one person that had the rona and got the vaccine, but I can't believe that we're in a higher concentration of nutters just because of our connections/location.  Half the country voted tRump, not that i want to tie the vaccine to him
07:15 <@Evilpig> I am laughing at all my folks back in KY that voted for the turtle.  they are butthurt this week over mitch saying ky doesn't need any more money and his telling corporations to stay out of politics.  lol
07:15 <@Dolemite> ROFL
07:16 <@Dolemite> This QTuber being interviewed has a chalk board in her kitchen and it has "Pizzagate Is Real" written on it
07:19 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: I'm also laughing at all the Covidiots bitching about the notion that the cruise lines are going to require all passengers and crew to be vaccinated in order to be able to start sailing, again
07:19 <@Dolemite> What's extremely sad is that the black market for fake vaccination cards is heating up
07:22 <@Evilpig> I think I saw a reddit thread with people asking for the names of doctors that would be willing to make fake cards for people that couldn't take the vaccine for whatever made up reason
07:22 < aestetix> I would prefer a black market for vaccinations in general
07:22 < aestetix> so that I could get one
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07:22 <@Dolemite> aestetix: That exists as well.   What I'd read was that it's going for about $600/vial.
07:22 < aestetix> I mean
07:23 <@Dolemite> But of course the shipping is what becomes problematic
07:23 < aestetix> I'd actually take out a bank loan to buy that if I could
07:27 <@Evilpig> saw an op-ed piece yesterday from one of my anti-masker circle on how covid is here to stay because we have too many variant strains now making the vaccine less effective for eliminating the problem outright.  which stinks because that's likely accurate
07:28 <@Dolemite> Yep, and so many of them take a stance of, "It's inevitable, so just ignore it"
07:28 <@Evilpig> that idiot's point was that becaus this thing is here to stay we shouldn't have locked down, and this mask thing is just a control method, etc, etc.  all I could say to him was "if you had used a mask, at all, or taken the lock down seriously when this started we'd have eliminated this thing and it wouldn't have had a chance to mutate as much"
07:28 <@Dolemite> Kind of like my mother thinking that if she doesn't acknowledge a problem it will eventually go away
07:29 <@Dolemite> However, my nephew is still gay and I don't see that going away
07:29 <@Evilpig> have you tried playboy?
07:35 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: I read it for the articles
07:37 <@Dolemite> 80% of 8chan is paid for by pigs
07:37 <@Dolemite> That's a direct quote from this documentary.   LOL
07:38 <@Dolemite> The guy that owns 8chan has a bunch of other businesses, including a pig farm
07:38 <@Dolemite> And he does yoga.   Aestetix would love that.
08:22 <@Mirage> pig yoga vs goat yoga?
08:22 <@Dolemite> Now THAT would be worth a
08:22 <@Dolemite> Youtube channel
08:32 <@Dagmar> He's also a fucking douchebag
08:32 <@Dagmar> Also, the anti-maskers who want to talk about variants should be told to SHUT THEIR F**KING PIE HOLE AND COVER IT WITH A MASK
08:33 <@Dagmar> We would not _have_ these variants were people not being tossers and running around spreading the damn thing
08:33 <@Dagmar> This shit would have been over with last year.
08:38 <@Dagmar> Also, at this point, I think the anti-vaxxers should require mandatory exposure to something fatal before the age of 18
08:43 <@opticron> if we'd gone the new zealand route early on with a hard lockdown, this could have been over in a damn month
08:43 <@opticron> but that might have been hampered by low testing supplies
08:48 <@Dagmar> Well, it was _definitely_ hampered by a fucking Cheeto so here we are
08:49 <@Dagmar> My tolerance and patience for the idiot crowd is long gone
08:54 < jb7od> (that's true- at least as long as I've known him)
08:55 <@Evilpig> opticron: but mah freedumbs!
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08:58 <@Dagmar> I'm about tired of everything having to be mostly shut down because of the ongoing actions of the chronically stupid and irresponsible
08:59 <@Dagmar> We need a severely lethal variant
09:00 <@Dolemite> What we need is a microchip - because vaccines do have ingredients that many people are legitimately allergic to - that can protect us from a deadly variant as well as increase our 5G reception.   Heads.  Would.  Explode.
09:00 <@Dolemite> Oh and chemtrails
09:00 <@Dolemite> Gotta protect against chemtrails
09:16 <@Dagmar> I think maybe it's time to figure out a way to infect that idiot brigade with the theory that one of the side-effects of COVID is alteration of mental states to make someone communist or homosexual
09:21 <@Evilpig> the anecdotal evidence is already there that covid may have a long term affect of mental issues in 30% of folks
09:32 < xray> Sadly, COCID has demonstrated that stupid is an equal opportunity employer.
09:32 < xray> s/COCID/COVID/
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09:47 <@Dolemite> Ok, this Q: Into the Storm documentary is really insightful
09:47 <@Dolemite> I am now a TRUE BELIEVER
09:47 <@Dolemite> That these people are fucking idiots
09:52 <@Dagmar> ...and douchebags.
09:53 <@Dagmar> The dude who "owns" 8chan is a damn liar
09:53 <@Dolemite> Yeah, that is VERY evident in this documentary
09:53 <@Dagmar> Audra watched that documentary, and I could hear the duplicity in his voice
09:53 <@Dagmar> I'm ashamed for the reporters that they didn't call out his obvious bullshit
09:53 <@Dolemite> I'm pretty sure it's leading up to that in the last episode
10:00 < aestetix> Dolemite: have you ever tried juggling?
10:00 < aestetix> Would be fun to see you dressed up as a clown on a unicycle juggling balls
10:01 <@Dolemite> aestetix: I don't think anybody could ever compete to your skill at juggling balls.
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12:54 <@Dolemite> Heh, wow, I wonder if footage from this documentary is being entered into evidence for the indictments/trials of the Jan 6 DC riot.
12:54 <@Dolemite> The final episode is pretty damning
12:55 <@eryc> aestetix: i got vaccinated today
13:11 <@Dagmar> If criminal stupidity were a punishable offense, that documentary would be used as evidence to prosecute several abetment charges, if not contributory stupidity
13:12 < aestetix> fuck you
13:14 <@Dagmar> The butthurt is strong with this one
13:15 <@eryc> https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/mlulw1/bee_attack_while_they_filming_themselves_rapping/
13:15 < PigBot> Bee attack while they filming themselves rapping : PublicFreakout (at www.reddit.com) https://tinyurl.com/yelx6ovc
13:16 <@Dagmar> eryc: THANK YOU
13:59 <@Mirage> Latest India team idiocity:  Migration testing is in progress right now from customer's legacy environment to the new one.  A host named "MigTest01.Copy" gets automatically picked up by monitoring for "D:\\ > 90% (99%)".
13:59 <@Mirage> So what do they do?  Open a P2 incident and escalate it.
14:00 <@eryc> pleas to be doing the needful
14:00 <@Mirage> no shit
14:02 <@Mirage> Most of the Operators at VU were more capable most of the time back when the NOC wasn't manned 24/7 than the L1 India team who have this as their primary job.
14:03 <@Dagmar> WEll, that's because "night people" learn to be independent early on, because there's not really anyone they can call at 3:30am who isn't going to be sleep-derpy or angry about it
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20:35 <@eryc> if i schedule 2 free donut deliveries per day plus shipping how long before my dad needs a booster
20:48 < xtort-[df-org]> An antelope.
21:07 <@opticron> xtort-[df-org], I don't think that's going to be enough
21:08 < xtort-[df-org]> Nuts
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