--- Log opened Thu Feb 04 00:00:21 2021 03:05 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d2671bda003836ac30b39637fa.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 03:08 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d2671bda003836ac30b39637fa.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 03:10 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d2671bda003836ac30b39637fa.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 05:01 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d2671bda003836ac30b39637fa.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 05:28 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d2671bda003836ac30b39637fa.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 06:15 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 06:20 * aestetix hugs Dolemite 06:31 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d2671bda003836ac30b39637fa.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 07:26 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d2671bda003836ac30b39637fa.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 07:35 < Evilpig_> this resident alien is making me laugh a little 07:35 <@Dolemite> Yeah, watched Ep 2 this morning 07:35 <@Dolemite> I'll start up Ep 3 here in a bit 07:36 < Evilpig_> he was just putting stiches in the kid. lol 07:36 <@Dolemite> Yeah, between that scene and the bartender/bowling alley slut chirping, it was quite funny 07:39 < Evilpig_> Got a ticket over night from one of our shit bird users 07:39 < Evilpig_> "The dhc1000lp server NEEDS MORE RAM. This VM hosts the online web host, DSA, which server whole slide images for over 400 users. Clearly this needs more than the bare minimum. Requesting 16GB to start." 07:40 < Evilpig_> I got into the load balancer and his highest concurrent user count... 38 07:40 < Evilpig_> this system already has 16GB of ram and he's currently using about 8GB 07:40 <@Dolemite> What a tard 07:40 < Evilpig_> earlier in the day he did exhaust all the memory and swap in the system though, so i'll have a little chat with him today about how he needs to look into his podman settings and add some constraints so he doesn't hose his system again 07:41 < Evilpig_> we might need to add a little memory, but ~40 concurrent users with nginx should be done easily on this 07:51 <@Dolemite> 8 GB of memory you should be able to handle 100 concurrent users 07:56 < Evilpig_> https://digitalslidearchive.github.io/digital_slide_archive/system-overview/ 07:56 < PigBot> System Overview - Digital Slide Archive (at digitalslidearchive.github.io) 07:56 < Evilpig_> so.... this is overly complicated but explains how he destroyed the system 07:57 < Evilpig_> it spins up worker nodes to handle image manipulation tasks and he didn't put any type of limits on there. just let it fly! 08:03 <@eryc> unbounded workers are tight 08:08 <@Dolemite> So it's not just serving content, it's having to do image manipulation of user uploads? 08:10 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d2671bda003836ac30b39637fa.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 08:13 < Evilpig_> if I'm reading this documentation right 08:42 <@Mirage> lol.. "He has come to grasp that fact that the former president really didn't love him," his lawyer said. 08:42 <@Mirage> https://www.businessinsider.com/qanon-shaman-jacob-chansley-trump-played-him-lawyer-2021-2 08:42 < PigBot> 'QAnon Shaman' Jacob Chansley feels played by Trump: lawyer (at www.businessinsider.com) https://tinyurl.com/y2h9ythp 08:42 < Evilpig_> what do you expect from someone that refused to eat in prison until they caved and gave him organic food 08:44 <@Mirage> He's certainly not quite what i would expect for one of the QAnon nuts. 08:45 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d2671bda003836ac30b39637fa.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 09:26 <@Dolemite> Mirage: Well you are what you eat, and apparently he prefers nuts and berries 11:27 <@Dagmar> Fuck it. Feed him inorganic food like rocks and aluminum staples 11:27 <@Dagmar> What a fuckin' pansy 11:28 <@Dagmar> _Jail_ means no longer having control over a lot of things, including what you're offered to eat 11:28 <@Dagmar> Chansley is just being a whiny little bitch for attention 11:30 <@Dolemite> Meanwhile, Kyle Rittenhouse has moved without informing the court of his new location 11:34 <@Mirage> Dagmar: but it's his 'religion'...though I don't recall ever hearing of Shamanism as a valid religion. 11:34 <@Mirage> If I ever get tossed in jail I should claim that I follow a religion that disallows locking people in small enclosed spaces 11:39 <@Dagmar> They shouldn't tolerate his bullshit, because it's definitely bullshit 11:40 <@Dagmar> They should just give him the same food as everyone else and tell him it's organic. 11:40 <@Dagmar> ...or just rifle through his credit card reciepts, note the lack of organic foods purchased prior to his arrest, and add perjury to his list of charges. 11:43 < xray> If I recall correctly some people here run Plex. 11:43 < xray> Plex Media servers actively abused to amplify DDoS attacks 11:43 < xray> https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/plex-media-servers-actively-abused-to-amplify-ddos-attacks/ 11:43 < PigBot> Plex Media servers actively abused to amplify DDoS attacks (at www.bleepingcomputer.com) https://tinyurl.com/y69jyhhv 11:47 <@Dolemite> Well I keep my server software pretty up to date, so that's good. It's for < 1.21 11:47 <@Dolemite> Second, it's not quite clear, but I don't expose port 32414, so I'm not sure if I would have been susceptible 11:48 <@Dolemite> Since it's called a reflection/amplification exploit, one would think that the port would need to be exposed 11:48 <@Dagmar> Kinda 11:49 <@Dagmar> You'd think a news source would want to mention that part, but perhaps not if they're trying to trade panic for mouseclicks 12:06 < Evilpig_> as long as they've fixed it in the recent version i'm good 12:06 < Evilpig_> 1.21.2.3943 12:07 < Evilpig_> I'm using that script that Mirage offered up to auto-update nightly 12:07 < Evilpig_> it has worked well 12:07 <@Mirage> Yeah, after you pointed out that they'd changed they're auth method and I corrected it. 12:30 < Evilpig_> https://www.pringles.com/us/products/scorchin/pringles-crisps-scorchin-bbq-super-stack.html 12:30 < Evilpig_> just told lastchild not to inhale while popping one of these in your food hole. 12:31 < Evilpig_> I'm coughing like I've come down with a case of the rona now 12:31 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d2671bda003836ac30b39637fa.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 12:32 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d2671bda003836ac30b39637fa.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 12:33 -!- PigBot [~PigBot@wilpig.org] has quit [Ping timeout: 258 seconds] 12:40 <@eryc> is coughing a sympton of rona 12:48 <@Dagmar> Practically everything is a symptom of rona 12:48 <@Dagmar> Except the weird shit going on with this CentOS 7 instance 12:49 <@Dagmar> For whatever bloody reason, bash's printf has decided that the output of `printf "%0.3f" 0` should be 'nan'. 12:50 <@eryc> i though nan was only in javascript and maybe perl? 13:08 <@Dagmar> You can understand why I'm a little surprised to see bash's builtin start reporting that 13:08 <@Dagmar> Nevermind that it's blisteringly wrong 13:09 <@Dagmar> works fine for other numbers 13:09 <@Dagmar> heck it works fine for other _decimal_ numbers but 0.00, 0, and 0.0000 all return 'nan 13:20 <@eryc> it works on centos6 and rhel7 for me 13:21 <@eryc> what does this do: env -- printf "%0.3f" 0 13:21 <@Dagmar> literaelly just prints "nan" 13:23 <@Dagmar> Works fine on mulitple other machines, but these CentOS 7.9 machines... No idea what kind of weird patch they put in there 13:24 <@eryc> is there some weird locale setting? 13:24 <@Dagmar> Nope. I don't even bother to set that 13:24 <@eryc> strange 13:24 <@eryc> could try strace 13:25 <@Dagmar> On _bash_? 13:25 <@Dagmar> No thanks 13:26 <@eryc> oh yea, well what does /usr/bin/printf do? 13:27 <@Dagmar> The right thing 13:27 <@Dagmar> I think they pushed a wonky patch out 13:28 <@Dagmar> I've got an 1810 box that's behaving properly, and the 2009 boxes are not 13:28 <@Dagmar> So, it's osmething they patched fairly recently 13:28 <@Dagmar> i.e., 7.6.1810 works and 7.9.2009 doesn't 13:44 <@eryc> is md5sum of bash the same? 13:44 <@eryc> or even the --version 13:57 <@Dagmar> Turns out it's a regression in glibc. yay fun 14:11 <@Dagmar> https://bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bug.cgi?id=1925306 14:13 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d2671bda003836ac30b39637fa.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 14:18 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d2671bda003836ac30b39637fa.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 15:24 < Evilpig_> haha 15:25 < Evilpig_> VUMC is absorbing facilities in , and along with that, the IT to go along with. There is some Linux/Unix in the mix that we’ll need to absorb. This will be the equivalent of getting a brand new 17-year-old couch from under a bridge. We’ll need to make the situation the best we can. 15:25 <@Dagmar> hahahahahahah 15:25 < Evilpig_> I just got that from my manager 15:26 <@Dagmar> If you're really, really lucky, you could inherit some Genuine SCO Unix servers! 15:26 < Evilpig_> no! we're down to two HPUX boxes finally 15:26 < Evilpig_> I think we have one aix box left after much screaming 15:26 <@Dagmar> Hell id' have thought John would have killed htem off by now 15:27 < Evilpig_> John Donovan? 15:27 <@Dagmar> Yeah 15:27 < Evilpig_> he left us for cab like three years ago now 15:27 < Evilpig_> he's an ITSM drone 15:27 <@Dagmar> I vaguely recall him being hte only person there that actually liked them 15:28 <@Dagmar> Well, if he's no longer in the department, it would be a real same if something fatal happened to those 15:28 <@Dagmar> s/same/shame/ 16:20 <@eryc> https://youtu.be/J-nIBA0V_No 16:35 -!- PigBot [~PigBot@wilpig.org] has joined #se2600 16:59 <@Dagmar> Evilpig_: You realize that, being AIX, unless it's heavily firewalled, it'll only take one pass of a vulnerability scanner with the safeties off to put it in its grave 17:13 < Evilpig_> I'm not going to publicly say it, but all of the AIX and HPUX boxes are likely on a list to keep them from being scanned after an incident may or may not have taken out some payroll batch jobs 17:13 <@Dagmar> lol 17:13 <@Dagmar> Cowards 17:14 < Evilpig_> There may also be a set of firewall rules that specifically block certain security scanners from hitting machines we manage except for a few ports like 80 and 443 17:15 <@Dagmar> You should spin up an OpenVAS server over there and point it at their Qualys box, so the next time they come at you with "some questions" you can respond with a set of questions of your own. ;) 17:16 <@Dagmar> If they don't notice it scanning the Qualys box, you've already won 17:16 < Evilpig_> I'm just avoiding them entirely. I 100% expect an email next week about the sudo CVE that we patched last week 17:17 <@Dagmar> I'm still unclear about whether or not it affects truly default configs, but I force-patched it anyway 17:17 <@Dagmar> Now I jsut have to wait for another glibc patch 17:17 <@Dagmar> It should be interesting to see what they do about that one 17:17 <@Dagmar> There's no freakin' telling what all weird shit will break when other people's code starts suddenly generating 'nan' 18:03 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d2671bda003836ac30b39637fa.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 18:39 -!- xtort- [mark@dumbfucks.org] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 18:45 -!- xtort- [mark@dumbfucks.org] has joined #se2600 22:32 <@Dagmar> It is _not_ easy to disassemble and retension mouse buttons. 22:32 <@Dagmar> Sheesh 22:36 <@Dagmar> So... Apparenlty the printf/glibc bug was caused by the "fix" for this https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/CVE-2020-29573 22:36 < PigBot> NVD - CVE-2020-29573 (at nvd.nist.gov) 22:38 <@Dagmar> Followup.. additional mayhem 22:38 <@Dagmar> https://bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bug.cgi?id=1925204 22:38 < PigBot> 1925204 – printf of long double with a value of 0 results in "nan" (at bugzilla.redhat.com) --- Log closed Fri Feb 05 00:00:23 2021