--- Log opened Thu Sep 24 00:00:24 2020 00:52 -!- K`Tetch_ [~no@unaffiliated/ktetch] has joined #se2600 00:55 -!- K`Tetch [~no@unaffiliated/ktetch] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 04:43 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p54ac5497.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 06:13 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 06:14 <@Dolemite> Ugh. I don't know where in the management chain this is getting introduced, but now we are supposed to be picking 3-5 "stretch goals" to work towards in the next year. 06:15 <@Dolemite> My goal will be to find a job where I don't have to keep doing this bullshit. I just want to be good at doing my job, not trying to play studid office games. 06:42 * aestetix hugs Dolemite 06:42 <@aestetix> is one of your stretch goals to be able to touch your toes? 06:42 <@Dolemite> I should list that 07:10 <@Evilpig> Dolemite: do your goals have to be attainable? work oriented? 07:20 <@Evilpig> last year we had a department goal of so many percentage of retention so I set one of my goals as "do not quit" I nailed that one 07:41 <@Dolemite> They're required to be "SMART goals". That is, specific, measurable, attainable, blah blah blah 07:47 <@Evilpig> Goal 1: For as long as this pandemic lasts I will work from home and not wear long pants. 07:48 <@Evilpig> Measurement can include but not be limited to a daily picture showing home work attire. on days when you don't feel like taking a picture, use crayons and make a drawing to approximate and take a picture with your phone 07:49 <@Evilpig> justify it as you've seen anecdotal evidence that you are more productive without the restrictive confines of regular attire and are attempting to document the phenomenon so it will no longer be anecdotal 09:16 <@Dagmar> I hate to cite 9gag, but... Vanderbilt's problem in a fuckin' nutshell 09:16 <@Dagmar> https://9gag.com/gag/aLwd5A6?ref=fb.s&fbclid=IwAR06shDj-xKoQhBtpG9j7StTBSscwXAUlTG1dPe6uqEaR7jogi4UK4eiPbg 09:16 < PigBot> 403 09:34 -!- K`Tetch [~no@unaffiliated/ktetch] has joined #se2600 09:38 -!- K`Tetch_ [~no@unaffiliated/ktetch] has quit [Ping timeout: 256 seconds] 09:41 <@Dolemite> I'm wishing Uncle Roger had more videos. 09:41 <@Dolemite> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_KdbASIkB8 09:41 < PigBot> No Title (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/yx8pzl6q 11:43 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: I wish I could say that isn't the case but really it is. They continually run off the people that perform well but get fed up with dealing with the incompetence. and now they're promoting minority groups to higher positions to make it look like they are trying to help in that area 11:44 <@Evilpig> in the last 60 days there have been 6 promotions in my area and every single one was to a director or associate director position and all have been one or multiple minority categories 11:51 <@Dagmar> That's how you run off the people who perform well 11:51 <@Dagmar> I'm not under any illusion that one of the reasons Hogan was such a dick was because he was convinced that either I or Mirage could easily take over his job if we were asked to 11:52 <@Dagmar> Because we damn well _could_ have done his job, no problem 11:53 <@Dagmar> ...but, fuck spending half the day or more in meetings with that lot of underperformers 11:55 <@Dagmar> I brought that fat bastard actual colored charts, built with input from the storage guys, as to what ws regularly going on with the goddamn SANs screwing over the mysql/www instances 11:55 <@Dagmar> He ignored them 11:55 <@Dagmar> They exploded, as predicted, for like the fourth time running, and he still didn't listen 11:56 <@Dagmar> Because what eventually got those separated from the LUNs impacted by the dimwits in idev was a certain Windows admin claiming without any proof at all that perhaps the Mysql instance was slowing down Sharepoint, they can all just eat dicks 11:56 <@Dagmar> Fuuuuuuuck that nonsense 12:04 < elrod> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFURd_EOIuU 12:04 < PigBot> Dethklok - Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle (full version) - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/bn34sqg 12:08 <@Mirage> Dagmar: lol...mysql was slowing down sharepoint? because of the way that the SAN was allocated the mssql cluster was clobbering the storage for everything. those 2-3 physical boxes in the cluster were using as many or more iops than the entire virtual environment. 12:12 <@Dagmar> Yes. We knew that idev was doing some "database optimizations" then which were generating a jillion iops to the SAN 12:12 <@Dagmar> This was a service affecting condition and they didn't want to admit to any of it 12:12 <@Dagmar> One of their problems was even misaligned writes 12:13 <@Dagmar> I felt they should have been filing a change for it just to let other people know, but that would have made it obvious _they_ were the ones fucking up the network 12:18 <@Dagmar> Anyway, I got to the point where I completely stopped caring after SOMEONE tried to blame the DoS attack against the SAN that kept medical research offline for a full fucking day, on me because it only took me about thirty seconds to figure out what it was after I was told a key piece of information 12:19 <@Dagmar> We *did* fucking warn them that allowing the nameservers to query just any host inside the network was something we should firewall out of ipsrv and netsec wasn't smart enough to do it and Hogan refused to let us, so fuck them 12:20 <@Dagmar> The dumb bastards are probably still allowing it 12:20 <@Dagmar> Anyhoo, not my circus, not my monkeys 13:12 <@eryc> hm, cute. vs code remote session creates a word readable .sock file in /tmp 13:12 <@eryc> wonder what you can get out of that 13:23 <@Dagmar> Hopes & dreams, probably 13:23 <@eryc> tfw when windows shows a popup on want to do with removable drive D: 13:23 <@eryc> i dont have a removable drive :-/ 13:24 <@Dagmar> Eject it. right away 13:24 <@eryc> i think its my failing 3TB drive 13:25 <@eryc> ya, it is 13:25 <@Dagmar> Hey the good news is that 4Tb disks are almost alarmingly cheap now 14:17 <@lastchild> https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/24/asia/vietnam-condom-sold-new-scli-intl/index.html 14:17 < PigBot> Vietnam police seize 345,000 used condoms that were sold as new - CNN (at www.cnn.com) http://tinyurl.com/y38bw756 14:17 <@lastchild> well I'm done interneting for the day 14:22 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p54ac5497.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 14:22 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p54ac5497.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 14:36 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p54ac5497.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 14:38 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d267074494f1fe312781556d5e.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 18:43 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d267074494f1fe312781556d5e.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 20:13 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300d267040b73d612bcb13e1bce0a.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 20:34 -!- rpifan is now known as e1 20:38 -!- e1 [~rpifan@p200300d267040b73d612bcb13e1bce0a.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Quit: Leaving] --- Log closed Fri Sep 25 00:00:25 2020