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06:05 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
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06:13  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
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10:05 <@dc0de> Wow, I've been ordained for 12 years!
10:18 <@Dolemite> And how many weddings have you administered in those 12 years?
10:18 <@dc0de> zero
10:18 <@dc0de> I've only been asked once, and I couldn't make the timeframe.
10:18 <@dc0de> but I may be officiating next year.
10:18 <@Dolemite> You must be so proud of all that you've accomplished with that ordination.   LOL
10:19 <@Dolemite> Then again, JonnyX technically ordained a trash can.
10:19 <@dc0de> absolutely! although, I'm sad I haven't taken advantage of the tax breaks.
10:19 <@dc0de> time to start looking at those.
10:33 <@Mirage> And a redneck wine glass.   It's now a most prized holy relic!
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11:30 <@Evilpig> raise your hand if you just caused an enterprise wide dns outage
11:33  * Dolemite surveys the room and only sees Evilpig's hand raised
11:37 <@dc0de> not it
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11:40 <@Evilpig> would not recommend doing that.
11:40 <@Evilpig> people get pissy quick
11:41 <@brimstone> when i left, someone decom'd the machine i had been guarding and the internet went out for a few hours. does that count?
11:41 <@brimstone> $JOB-1
11:42 <@Dolemite> What, you didn't put a label on it that said, "The Internet" so that it would be obvious?
11:42 <@brimstone> thought the red blinking light on the black box was obvious enough
11:43 <@brimstone> actually, the internet path didn't run through there, but my guess is some route was hairpinned through one of its interfaces
11:43 <@Evilpig> where'd you find a red light?  they're all blue and green now
11:44 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: He stole it from your Mom's house.  ;)
11:44 <@brimstone> https://c1.thejournal.ie/media/2013/09/the-internet-the-it-crowd-27191791-500-230.gif
11:44 <@Evilpig> good.  I guess that means she's finally retired then
11:44 < PigBot> None (at c1.thejournal.ie) http://tinyurl.com/y6ojd6ef
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11:44 <@brimstone> i'd never take her internet, how would she update her onlyfans then?
11:45 <@Dolemite> Well that's why she didn't need the red light, anymore.   She's gone exclusively online due to the pandemic.
11:46 < DrArkaneX> shouldn't have accidentally bumped into the big red button
12:06 < DrArkaneX> i feel accomplished today, diagnosed the problem with my car missing. 2 bad fuel injectors..
12:07 <@Dolemite> Yeah, you and your mechanical udders
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12:14 < DrArkaneX> lol
12:14 < DrArkaneX> neat huh?
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13:56 <@Mirage> Trying to figure out if the neighbor's son is that dumb, or she's just put that much fear into him... Rained this morning, so the grass is still wet.  He's out there trying to mow the yard, but the mower keeps getting clogged up and dying (after banging and rattling so much that it sounds like it's about to throw the blade).
14:02 <@opticron> don't worry, it'll rust out soon enough assuming he doesn't clean it properly
14:04 <@Dolemite> Well he probably sees these professional services that get out there and mow in light rain and can't figure out why his $100 Wal-Mart push mower won't work if their $3000 commercial grade zero turn riding mower will.
14:43 <@dc0de> Dolemite: you're expecting a young kid to understand the physics of high powered mowers?
15:16 < xray> Not to mention that if is really wet, he has a better chance of pulling the grass out of the ground than cutting it.
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19:17 <@eryc> apparently the ancient creco-roman-turkish used to have 2 debates, one drunk and one sober
19:19 <@Dagmar> Brave New World is really somethin' else
19:19 <@Dagmar> Barely resembles the book's storyline, but they got the world right
19:21 <@eryc> best thing would be to make it 3 seasons
19:23 <@eryc> after that its exponential
19:27 <@eryc> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP7pF0YZ7QE
19:27 < PigBot> No Title (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/y6dvqnkp
20:28 <@Mirage> You really have to wonder about a person/company that would produce this.   Has the quest for an original game fallen this far?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_AV-5kk4-A
20:28 < PigBot> i opened a toilet company that ruins lives - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/yyx6h9gv
21:13 <@Dagmar> We've got a game about a sociopathic goose on the Nintendo Switch even
21:13 <@Dagmar> THis doesn't represent a signficantly different approach
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