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06:31 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:32  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
06:46 <@Evilpig> https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/06/roundup_week_july2/
06:46 < PigBot> Make sure you've patched your F5 BIG-IP gear. Exploit code for scary bug pair is so trivial, it fits in a tweet • The Register (at www.theregister.com) http://tinyurl.com/y8zdcefg
06:46 <@Evilpig> this PoC code for the F5 exploit is embarassing
06:46 <@Evilpig> https://twitter.com/wugeej/status/1280008779359125504
06:46 < PigBot> No Title (at twitter.com) http://tinyurl.com/y7b8shm3
07:01 <@Dolemite> Noice!
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07:06 <@Evilpig> I tested it this morning and yup, it's that bad
07:06 <@Dolemite> We don't have any F5s, anymore.   All Citrix Netscaler.
07:33 < aestetix> ok
07:33 < aestetix> https://apnews.com/6e65d7d503caf114b6878a48288c190c
07:33 < PigBot> Frederick Douglass statue vandalized in Rochester park (at apnews.com) http://tinyurl.com/y8gvd26k
07:33 < aestetix> can anyone explain the logic here
07:35 < aestetix> Dolemite: when you are president, what will you do about these issues
07:36 <@Dolemite> You mean when Yeezy is president what will he do?
07:37 <@oddball> The generous take is that the message doesn't matter, they just want to tear shit down.
07:40 <@Mirage> Kinda my thought as well
07:40 <@Mirage> Equal opportunity destruction
07:41 <@Dolemite> In other news, composer Ennio Morricone passed away this weekend.
07:42 <@Dolemite> That's the Good, Bad, and Ugly of it
07:42 <@oddball> I mean, how else do you explain them tearing down a statue of an elk?  Or spray painting "racist fish" on a statue of the little mermaid?
07:43 <@Dolemite> Yeah, it's just mindless anarchy
07:46 <@Mirage> "An idle mind is the devil's playground"
07:48 < aestetix> you know
07:48 < aestetix> the most telling thing about the mermaid one was that the text was in english
07:48 < aestetix> the statue was in denmark
07:49 < aestetix> so I have a feeling it was an american who lives in denmark
08:11 <@Evilpig> oddball: clearly the little mermaid should have been black, stupid racist fish and her dingler hopper
08:59 <@Mirage> I wonder when the media will realize that "coronavirus cases spike to new record high" articles being published daily aren't news...they're noise.
09:18 <@Mirage> Could this be inspiration for the next "Angry Birds?"  https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/07/poopy-projectiles-penguins-can-fling-their-feces-over-four-feet-study-finds/
09:18 < PigBot> The explosive physics of pooping penguins: they can shoot poo over four feet | Ars Technica (at arstechnica.com) http://tinyurl.com/y8r8r93e
09:19 <@Mirage> Knowing blizzard and their love of WoW poop quests, maybe it'll inspire a new mini-game daily
09:22 <@Evilpig> lol
09:27 <@oddball> Oh, by the way, a little birdy has told me that if you know anyone that runs F5 equipment, they should update their stuff now.
09:34 <@Evilpig> oddball: was that little birdie me?  like three hours ago?
09:36 <@Evilpig> the one good thing I can say about that is we have our management interfaces behind firewall rules to allow just us to get at them, thank god
09:37 <@oddball> ah, no.  Little birdie was a guy in a Discord channel that works for F5.
09:37 <@oddball> I see your message now.  I didn't sleep well last night.
09:40 <@Evilpig> I hear that.  got paged repeatedly over the weekend due to some firewall shenanigans
09:48 <@oddball> And yay! 2 people on my floor at work have come down with the 'Rona.  Good thing my team has largely ignored the "we should all be coming back to the office" order.
09:52 <@Evilpig> y'all are coming back?
09:52 <@Evilpig> vandy said we won't be back before labor day at the earliest
09:54 <@oddball> Oh, we were told that we should come back June 1st.
09:54 <@oddball> Hell, some departments never really stopped coming in, and we never stopped having vendors coming in to sell lunch in the break room.
09:55 <@oddball> Fortunately, our CIO has a brain, and told us "yeah... unless you don't need to come in, stay home.
09:56 <@_NSAKEY> oddball: I was told we'd be going back Sept 1st at the very earliest, assuming no more hiccups. That was in early April or so.
09:57 <@_NSAKEY> That's since been updated to "until further notice."
09:58 <@oddball> Oh, yeah, I've told my boss that *nobody* I know that isn't customer facing has gone back to the office... besides us.
09:58 <@_NSAKEY> At this point, I think a lot of companies are going to be asked about their coronavirus response in interviews.
10:00 <@Evilpig> rona response first, inclusive language changes next?
10:00 <@oddball> Oh, here's a fun one: the C levels have had a war room type meeting every morning since the lockdown started.  The only one that wasn't physically in the same room was our CIO, and they made him at least come in to the office and remote in from his office instead of working from home.
10:05 <@_NSAKEY> oddball: How are they dealing with the Zimbabwe levels of technical debt, as Dagmar has called it?
10:06 <@oddball> He is not wrong.
10:06 <@oddball> I have offered to provide Payroll with an abacus.  It would at least double their computing power.
10:10 <@oddball> And any chance of getting any real headway in dealing with that debt has been shot in the ass by COVID.
10:16 <@_NSAKEY> My shop had to beef up some of the remote infrastructure, but we were already working from home 2 days a week, so it wasn't much of a shift to move to doing that all the time.
10:18 <@_NSAKEY> we also got to change our healthcare elections mid-year, and there have been some other unusual things. Working for devil-worshipping lizardfolk has some perks.
10:37 <@Evilpig> my request has been submitted for a new laptop
10:37 <@Evilpig> now just to hope this battery doesn't explode in the next however many weeks it takes for them to get that completed
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11:44 <@Dolemite> So one of the customer complained to our CIO that the Kubernetes cluster hasn't been stable enough for one of their downstream customers...   So CIO asks for a report on incidents/problems and root cause.   They've put in a whopping 2 incidents for technical issues in the past 6 months, both of which were resolved in less than 1 hour...   for a cluster that was setup as "Non-Production".
11:44 <@Dolemite> And one of those two ended up being a bad SFP on the chassis
11:45 <@Dolemite> If you're going to try to throw somebody under the bus, make sure the bus has fuel in it, first.
11:59 <@Dolemite> Jesus, FB just deleted one of my comments for not adhering to community standards...   now here's the idiotic part
12:00 <@Dolemite> Friend of mine posted, "Crazy chicks end up with men, but the rest of us?"
12:00 <@Dolemite> So I replied, "All women are crazy.   Some just more than others."
12:00 <@Dolemite> How is my response sexist but hers is not?
12:18 <@Mirage> Dolemite: as previously established, you have to be LGBTQ, Black, or Female to be discriminated against.
12:19 <@Mirage> Your a guy, so you can't say that.  Chicks calling other chicks crazy is fine, just like two black guys calling each other niggers is fine...
12:20 <@Dolemite> All FB bots are stupid.   Some just more than others.
12:20 <@Dolemite> I should post that.   LOL
12:24 <@Dolemite> I did, along with an image of the message saying my original post was against community standards.   Take that, st00pid bots!
12:41 <@Mirage> I'm reminded of when EMC imposed chat censoring on our VCE MS Messenger which prompted 2-3 of my coworkers to kill time by testing what they could get away with for pretty much the rest of that day.
12:47 <@Mirage> https://www.salon.com/2020/07/06/furious-trump-tells-followers-to-turn-off-fox-news-after-poll-shows-him-losing-in-six-swing-states/
12:47 < PigBot> Furious Trump tells followers to turn off Fox News after poll shows him losing in six swing states | Salon.com (at www.salon.com) http://tinyurl.com/ycr57bx2
12:49 <@Mirage> At least he's consistent..anything you don't like/agree with flame, if that doesn't work, stick your head in the sand.
13:09 <@Evilpig> Mirage: so you're saying but not saying if you're a black gay female you've just yahtzee'd?
13:23 <@Mirage> Esp if you are trans
13:30 < aestetix> sigh
13:30 <@Mirage> yeah...
13:30 < aestetix> oh I have something different to sign about
13:30 < aestetix> sigh
13:30 < aestetix> press team posts an update about a young girl, uses the word "female"
13:30 <@Evilpig> aestetix: did the german healthcare system deny your application for sexual reassignment surgery?
13:30 <@Mirage> there is a plethora of things to sigh about right now
13:30 < aestetix> someone replies on twitter about why that word is bad, links to an article
13:31 < aestetix> the article says "you should use the word woman, not female"
13:31 < aestetix> I don't really think a 10 year old is a "woman"
13:31 <@Evilpig> but woman contains man, so it's bad too
13:31 < aestetix> I guess "girl" would flow better
13:31 < aestetix> but someone would get mad about that too
13:32 < aestetix> the best part is, the person who wrote the tweet is a woman
13:32 < aestetix> but the angry troll on twiter does not know this
13:34 <@Evilpig> I still think the best way to handle shit like that is just round up the people that make these complaints then when you get them to repeat them, the only thing you hear is the click and bang as they're removed from the genepool
13:34 <@Mirage> On e of these days it will be 'individual who woh self-identifies as male/female" instead
13:38 < aestetix> Evilpig: yeah it's kind of pissing me off because I want the tweet to get more attention because the girl has a cool project
13:38 < aestetix> but if it gets more attention they will see the troll
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