--- Log opened Fri May 08 00:00:23 2020
06:21 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:21  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
06:24 <@Dolemite> So a couple of months back, I had presented a change to the Change Advisory Board which indicated that services would be down for some portion of a window.    Services went down but were back up within the window, yet I was required to open a Problem for it and go through a root cause analysis.   Yesterday, the server team put in a change that they presented to CAB as being non-disruptive, to update
06:24 <@Dolemite> firmware on a UCS chassis.   It took the whole fucker down, yet no problem opened.
06:24 <@Dolemite> Gotta love the consistency to which our rules are applied
06:32 < lastchild> c'est la vie
06:37 <@Dolemite> lastchild: What's happenin'?
06:40 < lastchild> Dolemite: not much enjoying a 3day.  getting my hairs clipped today.  thank god i was looking like bob ross
06:40 <@Dolemite> Yeah, I had my wife give me a buzz cut a couple of weeks back
06:40 <@Dolemite> Probably need another one
06:41 < lastchild> Dolemite: you guys holding up in anderson county?
06:41 <@Dolemite> I'm in Knox
06:42 < lastchild> i thought you were in oak ridge
06:42 <@Dolemite> The lab is partially in Anderson and partially in Roane
06:42 <@Dolemite> No, I just work at ORNL
06:42 <@Dolemite> And actually, we have some buildings in Knox County, too
06:42 < lastchild> ah, i see.  i don't know if i've ever mentioned it to you but my family is from clinton
06:42 <@Dolemite> Oh?   Nope, never knew that.
06:43 <@Dolemite> So yeah, I live close to the Watt Road exit - the one with the truck stops and giant fireworks store
06:43 < lastchild> yup so somewhat familiar with the area
06:43 < lastchild> oh yeah
06:43 < lastchild> i know that spot
06:43 <@Dolemite> Dixie Lee Junction.   Where Knox and Loudon County meet
06:44 <@Dolemite> My house is about 3 miles from Turkey Creek, or 12 from Lenoir City.
06:44 < lastchild> lenoir city damn i havent been there in about 15 years
06:45 <@Dolemite> It has grown a bunch in the 10 years I've been here.   My parents live there, now.
06:45 < lastchild> used to be a meat and 3 there that was tha shiznat
06:46 <@Dolemite> There are some pretty good hometown restaurants there.   Turkey Creek is all chains, so we tend to go to LC more often.
06:46 <@Dolemite> Country Kinfolk Cafe the one you're thinking of?
06:49 < lastchild> kinfolk!!!!!!!
06:49 < lastchild> that's it
06:50 <@Dolemite> Still around
06:50 <@Dolemite> Still has crazy cheap prices
06:50 < lastchild> noice
06:50 <@Dolemite> They post their specials on FB every day
06:51 <@Dolemite> makes me hawngry
06:51 < lastchild> yeah wendell smith's does that shit to me daily too
06:51 <@Dolemite> There's a joint across the street from it - in an old Long John Silver's building - that is also the bomb diggity.   It's called The Burgers.
06:52 < lastchild> ooo love me a good burger joint. still trying to get my wife to agree to go to the vortex
06:52 <@Dolemite> Deceiving name, because they're not really a burger joint.   Scratch made plate specials that you'd slap your grandma for.
06:52 < lastchild> oooh well that'sd odd
06:52 <@Dolemite> You want a killer burger, next time you go home, visit The Other One in Oak Ridge.
06:53 <@Dolemite> It's across from the high school in The Grove shopping center
06:53 <@Dolemite> My favorite is the Brooks Bomber.   Burger patty, spicy mustard, grilled salami, pepperoni, and smoked cheddar.
06:54 < lastchild> don't really have a reason to go to clinton anymore everyone there moved away or died
06:54 <@Dolemite> But they have a ridiculous variety of burgers
06:54 <@Dolemite> Ah, gotcha
06:54 < lastchild> ooo salami on a burger is bomb.  i like pastrami on one
06:55 < lastchild> say that reminds me.  Evilpig we need a wendells morning soon
06:56 <@Dolemite> The place I have to stay away from in Lenoir City is Calhoun's BBQ at the marina.   On M/W/F at lunch, instead of serving off of the menu, they have a buffet.
06:56 <@Dolemite> Ribs, pulled pork, smoked prime rib, soups, salads, desserts, and every side item they make.
06:56 <@Dolemite> It's a ridiculously good price, too, like $11.
06:57 < lastchild> fuuuhhh
06:57 <@Dolemite> That's the only Calhon's location that does it
06:57 <@Dolemite> Though the downtown Knoxville on the river one does a Sunday brunch
06:57 <@Dolemite> But I've never driven by that one when there wasn't a line waiting to get in
06:58 < lastchild> place up the road from us in scottsville does all-you-can-eat catfish for like $8
06:58 < lastchild> im gonna chat my way into a grubbing-fest like this LoL
06:58 <@Dolemite> I got burned out on catfish many years ago.   When my parents had a house on Center Hill Lake, we'd go eat catfish every Friday night.   I don't think I've eaten it in 30 years.
06:59 <@Dolemite> But I've never really been a seafood fan, either
06:59 < lastchild> technically not seafood, but... ;)
07:01 < lastchild> i get my mother wont eat it cause of burnout from her youth
07:02 <@Dolemite> I grilled some salmon last year for the family and made a piece for me to try...   I ate it, but wouldn't choose to unless I had no choice.   I figured I'd just see if my tastes had changed.
07:03 < lastchild> salmon and ahi i just wave over the grill
07:04 <@Dolemite> Now I have enjoyed a good sesame crusted tuna steak
07:04 <@Dolemite> And I actually like the fish at Long John Silver's, which my wife adamantly says isn't seafood
07:05 < lastchild> tuna is kind of a different group altogether.  shark is close to that
07:20 <@Dolemite> https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/07/health/coronavirus-semen-china-health/index.html
07:20 < PigBot> Coronavirus found in men's semen - CNN (at www.cnn.com) http://tinyurl.com/y8rfgtgh
07:20 <@Dolemite> Great, now they'll make us stop jerking off in public :(
07:23 <@Evilpig> damnit, now what am I gonna do in the park?
07:24 <@Dolemite> Wear a condom
07:24 <@Dolemite> and a mask
07:25 <@Dolemite> It's our constitutional right to jerk off in a park.   Let's get rifles and storm the capitol building!
07:26 <@Corydon76> I love the people who have a conniption over how you take a mask off (not to touch the filter), but if you think about it, if you came into contact with someone who was positive, your clothes are going to be equally contaminated.
07:27 <@Dolemite> That's why you strip naked outside of your house and moon the neighbors
07:27 <@Evilpig> only moon though, anything else and you're gonna have to register and notify your neighbors of your registration
07:28 <@Dolemite> Bah.   Private property.
07:28 <@Dolemite> Don't look if you don't want to see.
07:28 <@Corydon76> Dolemite: don't forget the chemical shower on your front porch while there's a freeze warning.
07:28 <@Dolemite> Well, don't go out when it's that cold
07:28 <@Evilpig> fuckin' freeze warning
07:28 <@Dolemite> Makes yer pecker turtle up
07:28 <@Evilpig> I gotta bring my pepper plants back in
07:29 <@Dolemite> Yeah, Pamela is going to have to cover up her tomato plants
07:30 <@Corydon76> In two weeks, those who think that heat kills the coronavirus will be blaming the surge in cases on the polar vortex.
07:31 <@Corydon76> It couldn't possibly be that we opened up everything too early.
07:32 <@Dolemite> Well it's all just a scam, anyway
07:32 <@Dolemite> To make the President look bad, ruin the economy, and keep him from being re-elected
07:33 <@Evilpig> https://eand.co/how-freedom-became-free-dumb-in-america-baee33dc6476
07:33 < PigBot> How Freedom Became Free-dumb in America - Eudaimonia and Co (at eand.co) http://tinyurl.com/yan2mxlz
07:33 <@Dolemite> yep
07:33 <@Corydon76> Worst Recession since the Great Depression, and Republicans think they can fix it in 6 months by cracking a whip.
07:34 <@Dolemite> And that plandemic video.   My god the tin foil is strong with that crowd.
07:34 <@Evilpig> my housekeeper is one of them
07:35 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Start folding tin foil hats and put her payment inside of it
07:35 <@Evilpig> I've said it before she really believes that 5G is the real cause of it
07:35 <@Evilpig> her latest one this week is that school is a sham and she can't believe we're making sabrina do schoolwork
07:36 <@Dolemite> My kids are not happy about us making them do a minimal amount of homework given that they officially don't have to
07:36 <@Evilpig> we've pointed to the kid that her insane rantings are precisely why education is important and social media is not
07:36 <@Evilpig> she doesn't officially have to either, but she was told in this house it's mandatory
07:36 <@Corydon76> The funny thing is that 130 years ago, the same crowd would be bathing in radiation in sanitoriums, thinking it had health benefits.
07:38 <@Dolemite> We're going to have to actually parent our son.   He got accepted to L&N STEM Academy for high school, but he doesn't want to even look up information on it because he wants to go to Farragut High School, which has a horrible bullying culture.   He says he has too hard of a time making friends, but the friends he made in 8th grade at Farragut Middle are the kind he doesn't need to be around.
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08:09 <@Evilpig> I hear that, we had a temporary kid resident here for the last two months that just went back to her dad's and I hope she never comes back
08:10 <@Evilpig> sabrina's behavior around that kid was horrific. it was back like day 1 with her
08:21 <@Dolemite> But yeah, that's who he wants to be around for next year.   That's a hard no from me, Simon.
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13:03 <@aestetix> oddball: ping
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14:11 <@Mirage> Re:  07:33 <@Corydon76> Worst Recession since the Great Depression,....
14:11 <@Mirage> The main difference being that this one was intentionally created due to mandated shutdowns
14:13 <@Corydon76> Mirage: would it have been any better if people were panicking and dying in the streets?
14:13 <@Mirage> I'm sure that in reality, if anyone with half a clue thinks about it and looks back at the "Spanish Flu" stuff that a lot of places would have been closing on their own and anyone w/ sense would be staying home and wearing a mask whenever they went out without being told to
14:13 <@Dolemite> Mirage: Well, that plus 5G, Chemtrails, and Vaccines
14:14 <@Corydon76> I will say it would have been a whole lot better if the administration hadn't sat down on the job and actually rebuilt our pandemic response prior to the first case.  We might have averted it before the virus ever left China.
14:15 <@Mirage> As many stupid-ass ppl as there are raising a huge stink about everything I'm torn on whether the shutdown was good or whether they should have left it all open so that all the morons wind up being the ones dying in the streets
14:15 <@Corydon76> It's not just the morons who are dying, though.
14:15 <@Mirage> Granted there would be non-idiots as well thanks to the idiots..but I think the idiots would outnumber the sensible ppl
14:16 <@Corydon76> Typhoid Mary
14:16 <@Corydon76> Without the government restraining her, she would have gone on to infect more people.
14:17 <@Mirage> i don't think that had anything to do with a pandemic and/or economic recession/depression
14:19 <@Corydon76> https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1646160/
14:19 < PigBot> An analysis of economic costs associated with an outbreak of typhoid fever. (at www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov) http://tinyurl.com/y9vagn34
14:22 <@Corydon76> Point being, all it takes is one asymptomatic asshole to cause problems for a shit ton of people.
14:36 <@Corydon76> LOL, Defcon is cancelled.
16:41 <@_NSAKEY> they might still do something virtual, but we'll see
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18:33 <@Shadow404> tis confirmed, I'll be in Memphis on the 18th for 2 weeks. Anybody got ideas on fun things to do there when I'm not working?
18:35 <@Shadow404> looking at google maps, the number of baptist churches per capita is disturbing
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22:42 <@Mirage> Shadow404: graceland of course...duh
22:58 < K`Tetch_> 15:11:58 «@Mirage» The main difference being that this one was intentionally created due to mandated shutdowns <-- no, this was created due to an ecomic setup that was debliberately fucked with until it was a fragile paper shell, about to collapse on itself anyway, and this was the push that accelearated its fall
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23:27 <@Mirage> K`Tetch_: So we'd still be in a recession right now if the pandemic hadn't happened and nothing was shut down?
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