--- Log opened Tue Apr 21 00:00:11 2020 00:07 -!- robogoat [~robogoat@209.195.0.146] has joined #se2600 00:08 -!- robogoat_ [~robogoat@209.195.0.146] has joined #se2600 00:12 -!- robogoat [~robogoat@209.195.0.146] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds] 01:57 -!- K`Tetch_ [~no@47.39.211.239] has joined #se2600 01:57 -!- K`Tetch_ [~no@47.39.211.239] has quit [Changing host] 01:57 -!- K`Tetch_ [~no@unaffiliated/ktetch] has joined #se2600 02:01 -!- K`Tetch [~no@unaffiliated/ktetch] has quit [Ping timeout: 256 seconds] 06:07 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 06:09 <@Dolemite> So that 5G Kills People person that I was posting the Alex Jones Tin Foil Hat GIF replies to ended up being a total anti-vaxx / essential oils will save you whack job. I ended up blocking her just to shut her up. 06:09 * aestetix hugs Dolemite 06:10 <@aestetix> essential oils? 06:20 <@Dolemite> Yes, essential oils can stave off any illness. It's one of the "crunchy woke moms" bingo slots. 06:21 <@aestetix> what are essential oils 06:21 <@Dolemite> Extracts from plants 06:21 <@aestetix> .... 06:21 <@aestetix> just any random plant? 06:21 <@Dolemite> While there is some basis in reality, some take it way too far 06:22 <@Dolemite> No, each plant has its purpose 06:22 <@Dolemite> For instance, certain plants repel bugs, naturally. If you have a tendency to kill your plants, just wear some oil from it. 06:23 <@Dolemite> Certain oils/scents do wonders for opening up your sinuses when diffused. Lavender oil sprinkled on a cloth dryer ball will help get the smell of teenage boy out of the clothing. 06:23 <@Dolemite> We use some in our household 06:24 <@Dolemite> But some in the anti-vaxx crowd think that they are a substitute for actual medicine 06:29 <@aestetix> I mean 06:29 <@aestetix> Do they think plants can also fight cancer? 06:29 <@aestetix> Or fix a broken leg? 06:30 <@Dolemite> They are against any "toxins" going into their bodies 06:30 <@Dolemite> You can set a broken leg without medicine 06:30 <@aestetix> Yes, and it will hurt like hell 06:31 <@Dolemite> There's a lot of anti-vaxx sentiment in your favorite old haunting ground 06:31 <@aestetix> You mean SF? 06:31 <@Dolemite> yep 06:32 <@aestetix> SF is also where the raw foods movement started 06:32 <@aestetix> And also where raw water sold out after being priced at $60/liter 06:32 <@Dolemite> I don't know that it started there, but it has a good sized presence. 06:32 <@aestetix> And it's the birthplace of Juicero 06:32 <@Dolemite> LOL. "Raw water" 06:33 <@aestetix> The problem with being open and tolerant of all the wierdos..... is that you wind up getting a community full of wierdos 06:34 <@aestetix> Sort of like how Occupy was open and accepting to anyone, including drug addicts and homeless people 06:34 <@aestetix> So that after a while, it became only drug addicts and homeless people 07:27 <@Corydon76> Also how communities which were supposed to be for gay people turned into liberal enclaves when administrators started silencing conservatives. 08:00 <@Evilpig> Dolemite: my housekeeper will be here later today and she's on team 5g created covid 08:00 <@Evilpig> her answer to it being on the cruise ships was they put 5g cell towers at all the harbors. 08:02 <@Evilpig> and the reason that most of the bad cases are in hospitals, is again because they have flooded those areas with 5g and there is no virus but the 5g is preventing you from taking oxygen in and it's suffocating people as part of the plot to control the people and put chips in everywhere 08:02 <@Evilpig> everyone* 08:02 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: You need to put a 5G label on one of your wifi APs. 08:03 <@Evilpig> I intend on attempting to set her straight today but her being a paranoid nutjob has been a well established trait 08:03 <@Evilpig> I usually just let her ramble but it's gotten worse lately 08:06 <@_NSAKEY> That reminds me, I'm going to have to find a shirt specifically designed to make fun of these type of people in time for PN this year. 08:06 <@_NSAKEY> Last year, I wore this on the day of the kid's track: https://www.amazon.com/Anti-Vax-Trail-Pro-Vaccination-T-Shirt/dp/B07RK5X468 08:06 < PigBot> Amazon.com: The Anti-Vax Trail Pro Vax Vaccination T-Shirt: Clothing (at www.amazon.com) 08:21 -!- K`Tetch [~no@47.39.211.239] has joined #se2600 08:21 -!- K`Tetch [~no@47.39.211.239] has quit [Changing host] 08:21 -!- K`Tetch [~no@unaffiliated/ktetch] has joined #se2600 08:25 -!- K`Tetch_ [~no@unaffiliated/ktetch] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 09:14 <@Mirage> _NSAKEY: Of course only us old folks get the reference from the graphic 09:15 <@_NSAKEY> Actually, even kids get the reference. You have things like this in toy aisles: https://www.walmart.com/ip/The-Oregon-Trail-Electronic-Handheld-Game/339458476 09:15 < PigBot> The Oregon Trail Electronic Handheld Game - Walmart.com - Walmart.com (at www.walmart.com) http://tinyurl.com/y93zy5px 09:16 <@xray> When I was a kid living in California I knew a man and his wife who came there by wagon train. 09:19 <@aestetix> wow 09:20 <@aestetix> when did they come there? 09:41 <@aestetix> god that shirt is funny 09:41 <@Mirage> Not THAT crazy to think. My great-great grandpa who was born in the 1870's used to tell us stories about the Oklahoma land run and my great-grandpa used to tell us about the first time he ever saw a car or an airplance when he was a kid. 09:56 <@xray> aestetix: I don't know when they made the trip. I was about 5 or six and he was in his 90's. I remember he had chickens and ducks that he would let me and my brother feed. He also rolled his own cigarettes and would save the Prince Albert tobacco cans to give me and my brother. They were nice metal cans with a flip top metal lid. They were great fo 09:56 <@xray> r storing all our prized "kid trinkets". 09:57 <@xray> He also hand made us a mahogany toy box that we had for many years. 09:58 <@Mirage> I remember the Prince Albert cans still being around in the late 80's and early 90's, though I always thought that was pipe tobacco 09:58 <@aestetix> I assume you don't mean the piecing 09:59 <@xray> "piecing"? 10:00 <@aestetix> piercing 10:05 <@xray> I definitely never meant piercing but I'm not sure I see how that came out of what I said. 10:47 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300D267311755E0B671DA8ECF8224.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 10:57 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300D267311755E0B671DA8ECF8224.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds] 11:00 -!- TheDukh [~thedukh@66-38-50-114.pool.dsl.duo-county.com] has quit [] 12:03 <@Mirage> xray: because aestetix...nuf' said 12:32 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300D267144D012954815E325C0DBE.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 12:56 -!- rpifan_ [~rpifan@p200300D267144D0155279650BD7A6FE7.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 13:02 -!- rpifan_ [~rpifan@p200300D267144D0155279650BD7A6FE7.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 13:07 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300D267144D012954815E325C0DBE.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Ping timeout: 256 seconds] 13:23 <@Dolemite> Holy shit this is weird. I have a service listening on port 8443. Load balancer is looking for ports 8443 and 443. You run curl to the https://hostname:443 from another box and you get a response. curl https://localhost:443 you get connection refused. netstat, ss, and lsof all report nothing listening on port 443. 13:23 < PigBot> openDCIM Data Center Inventory (at hostname:443 login/password dcim/dcim) 13:23 < PigBot> openDCIM Data Center Inventory (at localhost:443 login/password dcim/dcim) http://tinyurl.com/5kx8ja 13:26 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300D267144D0155279650BD7A6FE7.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 13:26 -!- K`Tetch_ [~no@47.39.211.239] has joined #se2600 13:26 -!- K`Tetch_ [~no@47.39.211.239] has quit [Changing host] 13:26 -!- K`Tetch_ [~no@unaffiliated/ktetch] has joined #se2600 13:30 -!- K`Tetch [~no@unaffiliated/ktetch] has quit [Ping timeout: 265 seconds] 13:35 <@brimstone> http://localhost:80 13:35 < PigBot> Wilpig Website Consulting (at localhost:80) http://tinyurl.com/q3o5d 13:35 <@brimstone> http://localhost:8080 13:35 < PigBot> UniFi Network (at localhost:8080) http://tinyurl.com/3fjzq 13:35 <@brimstone> huh 13:38 <@opticron> lol 13:54 <@Dolemite> Anybody have any ideas? iptables was a bust. Was hoping it was a NAT rule. 13:57 <@opticron> nothing at all listening on 443, not even inetd? 13:58 <@Dolemite> acccording to netstat, lsof, and ss - no. 13:58 <@opticron> no odd ports listening you don't expect? 13:58 <@opticron> SRV records on DNS? 13:59 <@opticron> I'm grasping at straws 14:03 <@Dolemite> yeah, I'm completely bamboozled by this one 14:05 <@opticron> and the hostname definitely points to the local machine? 14:05 <@Dolemite> yep 14:06 <@opticron> tcpdump show anything? 14:06 <@Dolemite> nmap says this: 14:06 <@Dolemite> PORT STATE SERVICE 14:06 <@Dolemite> 22/tcp open ssh 14:06 <@Dolemite> 111/tcp open rpcbind 14:06 <@Dolemite> 443/tcp open https 14:06 <@Dolemite> 8443/tcp open https-alt 14:06 <@Dolemite> The reality is that inbound 443 is going to the service running on 9031 14:06 <@Dolemite> and 9031 isn't showing 14:06 <@Mirage> Probably where aestetix backdoored you.. didn't even feel it! lol 14:11 <@Corydon76> Dolemite: Occasionally, services aren't running on all interfaces. That may be why localhost doesn't work. Try hitting the external IP of the box. 14:12 <@opticron> that's what I was thinking, but netstat wasn't showing it 14:12 <@Corydon76> Though I would tend to agree that it's probably a firewall rule that is diverting it, though I wouldn't have suggested nat. 14:12 <@Corydon76> Another possibility is that you're looking at the wrong console 14:12 <@Corydon76> Oh! And the other possibility: is this machine running containers? 14:13 <@Corydon76> If you're in the wrong container, you won't see anything in netstat, because the host machine filters out anything that's not local to the guest. 14:15 <@Corydon76> Is that it? Do I win? 14:15 <@Dolemite> No containers 14:15 <@Dolemite> iptables shows no rules for 443 14:15 <@Dolemite> well, other than allow 14:15 <@Dolemite> netstat shows nothing 14:16 <@Dolemite> It's only listening on the public IP. It refuses connection on localhost. 14:16 <@Dolemite> But the load balancer is passing through inbound 443 -> backend 443 14:16 <@Dolemite> I just can't find what's listening on 443. 14:16 <@Dolemite> Well, I know the application, but it's not defined to run on 443 14:17 <@Dolemite> But it is on a RHEL6 box and I've mode a new box and copied everything for PingFed over, but can't figure out what's bouncing that port 14:21 <@Dolemite> Did rhel6 have another nat engine besides iptables? 14:22 <@Corydon76> Dolemite: do you get anything with 'which virt-manager'? 14:23 <@Corydon76> If you're looking for firewall modules, I'd look through the output of 'lsmod' 14:26 <@Corydon76> It looks like the default manager was something called lokkit, but that was just a frontend to iptables. 14:28 <@Evilpig> brimstone: any other ports you wanna probe? heh 14:28 <@Dolemite> /usr/bin/which: no virt-manager in ... 14:28 <@Evilpig> dolemite ss -anlp ? 14:29 <@Evilpig> iptables have a preroute? 14:29 <@Dolemite> 443 is not in the output 14:29 <@Dolemite> for the ss -anlp 14:29 <@Evilpig> iptables -t nat -L 14:30 <@Dolemite> Aha. I forgot to specify a table name. 14:30 <@Dolemite> I was just doing iptables -L 14:30 <@Evilpig> that'd do it 14:30 <@Dolemite> yep 14:33 <@Mirage> I'd think it was a bit early for cancellations like this: https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2020/04/21/germany-oktoberfest-2020-canceled-face-coronavirus-pandemic/2995274001/ 14:33 < PigBot> Germany Oktoberfest 2020 canceled in face of coronavirus pandemic (at www.usatoday.com) http://tinyurl.com/yco3x5sl 14:36 < K`Tetch_> so, at 930 this morning, I move my son's car (unregistered, until he passes his test) from my back garden to my driveway, so i can cut a branch above the car (basically moved it 50ft srtaight forward) 2 hours later, ibreak for lunch, and find a notice on the front door saying the code enforcement officers been by and i have an 'abandoned car' 14:37 < K`Tetch_> (per the ordinance, its an unregistered car in public viw thats been unmoved for 5 days - except it had moved less than an hour earlier) 14:38 <@Mirage> they're bored..or your neighbors are bored..or both 14:39 < K`Tetch_> oh, its the code guy - NO-ONE likes him. even the judges don't like him 14:39 <@Evilpig> request the pictures showing it has been in the same place for 5 days 14:39 <@Evilpig> in court, of course 14:40 < K`Tetch_> also i back in with all my cars, so the only way he'd know if it was untagged, is if he trespassed to look at the license plate 14:40 <@Evilpig> so you're needing a camera outside to catch him walking around 14:41 <@Evilpig> I've never heard of a better reason to buy a new toy 14:41 < K`Tetch_> well, the notice also said 'tied to get in touch' - i was literally in sight of that car the entire time 14:41 <@Mirage> about like the idiot inspectors w/ my old HOA.. Every year I'd get cited for not mowing, and every year I'd have to fight them for a couple months about the fact that what they were citing me for was HOA owned greenway and not my responsibility. 14:41 <@Evilpig> you didn't see his smoke signals? 14:42 < K`Tetch_> or did he think i was a 6ft, 200lb squirerel ina flourescent yellow tshirt 15:15 <@Corydon76> K`Tetch_: if you can show reasonable evidence that you were right there, the entire time, like, say, a GPS signal on your phone, you could potentially turn evidence over the DA and get the inspector on perjury. If the legal system doesn't like him, his goose is cooked at that point. 15:16 <@Corydon76> Once he's been convicted of perjury, it's open game for all others cited by him in the past, present, and future -- and he'll resign to stop that from happening if he has any sense. 15:17 <@Corydon76> The system doesn't want to see him convicted of perjury, either, because that potentially opens up a lot of old cases, so they will likely let him resign at that point. 15:19 <@Corydon76> I'd also get sworn statements from your neighbors that the vehicle was NOT in your driveway for 5 days. 15:48 -!- _NSAKEY [~nsa@backdoored.equipment] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 15:48 -!- _NSAKEY [~nsa@backdoored.equipment] has joined #se2600 15:48 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o _NSAKEY] by ChanServ 17:35 <@brimstone> Evilpig: never! i'm a happily married man! 18:44 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300D267144D0155279650BD7A6FE7.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 18:53 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300D267144D0155279650BD7A6FE7.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 19:49 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300D267144D0155279650BD7A6FE7.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Quit: Leaving] --- Log closed Wed Apr 22 00:00:13 2020