--- Log opened Tue Feb 18 00:00:32 2020 00:16 -!- Corydon76 [~quassel@96.69.98.139] has quit [Ping timeout: 268 seconds] 00:30 -!- Corydon76 [~quassel@96.69.98.139] has joined #se2600 00:31 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Corydon76] by ChanServ 03:37 -!- dc0de [~jim@198.46.153.211] has joined #se2600 03:37 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 04:40 -!- dc0de [~jim@198.46.153.211] has quit [Ping timeout: 268 seconds] 06:10 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 06:32 * aestetix hugs Dolemite 07:36 <@Evilpig> wow. they switched over our guest wireless users to our new dns servers this morning. the primary server is getting queries at a rate of 10:1 for the secondary. currently looking at about 133 queries per second on the primary and 14 on the secondary 07:36 <@Evilpig> curious to see what this ramps up to around lunch 08:03 <@Mirage> move everything to infobox and get rid of diamondip> 08:03 <@Mirage> ? 08:36 <@Evilpig> diamondip is long gone 08:36 <@Evilpig> they had guest wireless pointed at infoblox and it was on the internal view and as such was allowing resolves to shit that they didn't want people seeing 08:37 <@Evilpig> so we discussed options and the easiest was setting up a new view on the grid for that guest wifi subnet that was just a simple recursion view but they felt that wasn't good enough because we could get some prick user on the guest wifi that might try to DoS the dns servers or something 08:38 <@Evilpig> they didn't want to buy any hardware for it and they didnt' want to point all the guest users to google, etc so the idea to spin up a couple of generic bind servers was born 08:38 <@Evilpig> all the guest traffic was switched over this morning so i've been monitoring 09:01 -!- dc0de [~jim@198.46.153.211] has joined #se2600 09:01 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 09:02 <@Mirage> dc0de: back on a normal internet connection? 09:02 -!- dc0de1 [~jim@198.46.153.211] has joined #se2600 09:02 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de1] by ChanServ 09:04 <@Mirage> heh, huess not 09:04 <@Mirage> er, guess 09:05 -!- dc0de [~jim@198.46.153.211] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 09:08 <@Evilpig> heh 09:08 <@Evilpig> I thought I had my ptr's fixed at the house but noticed this morning this one wasn't 09:08 <@Mirage> internal or from upstream for public IPs? 09:08 <@Evilpig> so I opened a ticket with the att chatbot and got tickled when I asked it for a "sweet discount" and it opened a ticket for my request 09:09 <@Evilpig> upstream for public 09:09 <@Evilpig> I have the a record in place for this IP but at some point the ptr was cleared 09:10 <@Evilpig> backdoor.wilpig.com (76.237.111.250) 09:11 <@Mirage> yeah, Spectrum never has fixed "raw.thehippo.net" vs "ra.thehippo.net" because they claim it doesn't exist. Luckily adding a CNAME for it made things happy with my SSL certs for when a client got the wrong PTR dor fwd/rev validation. 09:34 <@Mirage> our habit in here of doing 's///' tends to confuse the shit out of ppl when you do it elsewhere. 09:35 <@Dolemite> Yeah, most people expect it to be :%s///g :) 09:36 <@Mirage> most ppl don't know wtf vi/vim is...or sed, or anything else you use that find and replace notation for 09:36 <@Dolemite> Not normal people 09:37 <@Dolemite> As in, THEY are not normal people 09:37 <@Mirage> yeah...damn non-*nix users 09:38 <@Dagmar> Fuck those people 09:38 <@Dagmar> They can't do anything useful for society 09:39 <@Dagmar> "I would like to escalate this ticket to someone with actual skills." 09:40 <@Mirage> Our Windows admins all insist on using a Win7 (now 10) VM running in VMware Workstation to access customer VPNs that are normally blocked by restrictions on our work laptops. They think I'm insane for using a CentOS 7 desktop for the same...and also think it's insane that the linux VM is only configured for 1 vCPU and 2G ram. Their Windows VM is setup for 2vCPU and 8G ram...and still runs slow. 09:40 <@Dagmar> What the fuck are those morons doing keeping a Win7 anything online 09:41 <@Dagmar> Holy fucking shit 09:42 <@Dagmar> They'll be having such a great day when the next round of disk-encrypting malware hits 09:43 <@Mirage> They scrambled to replace 7 with 10 when it hit EoL a couple weeks ago or so. 09:44 <@Dagmar> I'm still pissed at thumbs 09:44 <@Dagmar> I may go back into #httpd, /ignore him, and start giving people useful answers 09:44 <@Dagmar> Because fuck that guy' 09:44 <@dc0de1> Dagmar: sounds like you're about to write an article for BOFH. 09:45 <@Dagmar> Who the fuck makes someone _combine_ two pastebins with less than ten lines each because they have to flip tabs 09:45 <@Dagmar> That the guy was initially insisting on seeing the RewriteLog just boggles my mind 09:46 <@Dagmar> Who the fuck is still using Apache 2.2 for anything that matters, and when the fuck is it reasonable to _assume_ they're doing so 09:50 <@Mirage> Anyone still using EL 6, which isn't EoL yet... 09:51 <@Dagmar> No but we've got some Ubuntu 10 stuff I'd like to set fire to 09:52 <@Dagmar> ...and at least one of the old Ubuntu machines is going away for good on Thursday because the primary hard drive in it has failed 09:55 <@oddball> And a hospital has told one of our users that they need to contact us because they're locked out of their account with the hospital. 09:56 <@Dagmar> That's almost as good as people having bought off-lease equipment calling the NOC about viruses 10:01 <@dc0de1> Intuit wouldn't sell their off lease equipment to employees in 2014 because that happened to them the year earlier. 10:03 <@Dagmar> Vanderbilt had some recyclers who weren't wiping disks like they should, and the NOC phone number was still showing as the number to call for technical support 10:03 <@Dagmar> How's that for groovy 10:04 <@Dagmar> I'd literally get a call from some old man in the middle of the night insisting that I'm supposed to help him de-virus his Dell and he's in goddamn Minnesota 10:06 <@oddball> Yeah, I worked at a place where they gave away some equipment that I had expressed interest in...and those people came to me for help. 10:27 <@Evilpig> just got this as a ticket 10:27 <@Evilpig> Additional information:After successfully adding PHP 7.x via php-fpm we are able to run our web applications using updated PHP versions. However, the core PHP version on the server remains 5.4.16 and our up-to-date software requires at least PHP 7 10:28 <@Evilpig> in order to run regular maintenance scripts. 10:28 <@Dolemite> Ah, good old fucking redhat 10:30 <@Dagmar> SettiNG path variables clearly isn't for casuals 10:31 <@Evilpig> # /opt/rh/rh-php72/root/usr/bin/php -i | grep "PHP Version.*" 10:31 <@Evilpig> PHP Version => 7.2.24 10:31 <@Evilpig> yeah he's a dummy 10:37 <@Mirage> I just dont get the legal system. This kid had to plea bargain and plead guilty to lesser charges in order to avoid a felony conviction for something he should have never been tried for in the first place. https://www.wtkr.com/news/north-carolina-hospital-video-shows-officers-tackle-tase-and-then-punch-teenager 10:37 < PigBot> North Carolina hospital video shows officers tackle, tase and then punch teenager (at www.wtkr.com) http://tinyurl.com/ragdffe 10:39 <@Mirage> Ranks right up there with situations like my cousin getting convicted of murder for a clear case of self defense based on the facts that he 1.) wasn't in his home, and 2.) didn't have a conceal carry license. 10:43 -!- dc0de1 is now known as dc0de 10:58 <@Mirage> Wife decided to "spice up" left over pot roast by making beef stroganoff with it...actually turned out really good. 11:00 <@Evilpig> I've done that 11:03 <@Evilpig> Mirage: did you add extra mushrooms to it and send pictures to dolemite? 11:04 <@Mirage> I didn't add extra, already had plenty. And no, didn't send pics of the death fungus. 11:10 <@Dolemite> :P 11:12 <@Mirage> Besides, if I was going to send anything like that it'd be of stuffed portabello mushrooms. 11:13 <@Evilpig> I sent him one for you 11:13 <@Dolemite> Oh, that was a mushroom? 11:13 <@Dolemite> I thought it was your penis. Guess I shouldn't have reciprocated. 11:20 <@Dagmar> Mirage: He had a shit lawyer 11:21 <@Dagmar> He had a textbook insanity plea 11:22 <@Dagmar> They should probably sue the fuck out of the facility for hiring security that has apparently had _no_ special training for dealing with mental health issues 11:22 <@Dagmar> ...which are KINDA going to be relevant for a mental health facility 11:22 <@Mirage> Hopefully the mother sued the shit out of the department as well. 11:23 <@Dagmar> THere's no way the guard should have blind tackled the kid like that when he was clearly _just standing there calmly_ 11:24 <@Dagmar> THat should have been an assault charge for immediately escalating to violence 11:24 <@Mirage> "The deputy is no longer with the department" isn't really sufficient in my book. Police in general need to chill the fuck out. It's like US/USSR nuclear escalation but between police and common citizens. 11:26 <@Mirage> The justification of "he claimed he had a gun and was threatening to shoot people" is weak as hell..and likely made up after the fact to justify their actions. Once again...mental health facility...and even on the recording it's obvious he didn't have a weapon. 11:27 <@Dagmar> At a mental health facility that excuse _will not fly_ 11:27 <@Dagmar> Searching the kid would be trivial, and after he was handvuffed there was no excusing further physical violence 11:27 <@Dagmar> That's just a power-tripping douchebag 11:28 <@Dagmar> joeynode: Try again. That's word salad 12:09 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300D267166D5F648B525765B20BBA.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 12:49 <@Mirage> it's a lazy day...cold front came in this morning and the wife is asleep on the couch with all 4 cats laying on or around her. 12:52 <@Mirage> On a tangent...wtf is Plex/Amazon doing to their app. When I fired up plex this morning I was informed via a pop-up that it couldn't start because it required a game pad which was missing with a link to buy one...but at least also gave me an option to disregard and start anyway. 12:53 <@Mirage> Worked perfectly fine with the FireTV remote, of course. 12:58 <@Dolemite> o.O 12:58 <@Dolemite> I haven't seen such a message on mine. I'll keep an eye out for such a thing. 13:10 <@Evilpig> weird 13:10 <@Evilpig> but I don't have any firetv devices either. 13:17 <@Mirage> If there was an option to not update the app I would..and would likely also stop updating the server as well, but it likes to nag you to update if you haven't. wouldn't be so bad if the updates were actually fixing stuff instead of generally introducing annoying features I don't want or care for and associated bugs 13:17 <@Evilpig> agreed there 13:50 <@Mirage> https://forums.plex.tv/t/game-controller-not-detected/543803 13:50 < PigBot> Game Controller Not Detected - Streaming Devices - Plex Forum (at forums.plex.tv) http://tinyurl.com/rsz5w2u 14:51 -!- dc0de [~jim@198.46.153.211] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 14:51 -!- dc0de1 [~jim@198.46.153.211] has joined #se2600 14:51 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de1] by ChanServ 15:07 <@Mirage> I just love corps that decide blocking ICMP *internally* is a good idea. morons.. 15:14 <@Evilpig> we've been fighting that battle here too 15:15 -!- xray [~xray@c-73-43-3-64.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 265 seconds] 15:16 -!- xray [~xray@c-73-43-3-64.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 15:16 <@Evilpig> https://www.dropbox.com/s/e6o6x0a0kc2uruh/Screenshot%202020-02-18%2015.16.19.png?dl=0 15:16 < PigBot> Dropbox - Screenshot 2020-02-18 15.16.19.png - Simplify your life (at www.dropbox.com) http://tinyurl.com/scn929r 15:17 <@Evilpig> guess wifi is averaging about 500 queries per sec 15:17 <@Evilpig> guest* 15:17 <@Evilpig> https://www.dropbox.com/s/v1ryavvea1a7xri/Screenshot%202020-02-18%2015.17.41.png?dl=0 15:17 < PigBot> Dropbox - Screenshot 2020-02-18 15.17.41.png - Simplify your life (at www.dropbox.com) http://tinyurl.com/r6hjj5h 15:17 <@Evilpig> and *gasp* big surprise, it's mostly a records 15:25 <@Mirage> Evilpig: Were you in the NOC when Sal started and told someone, I think TRD, to push a rule out blocking ICMP internally w/o consulting anyone else about it? 15:25 <@Evilpig> nope. i'm sure that caused all kinds of hell 15:26 <@Mirage> Needless to say, Nagios and Spectrum both went insane because everything all 'went down' at the same time. 15:28 <@Mirage> It was a huge cluster fuck...everyone was getting escalated on and finally Sal caught wind of it when an email was sent out about the outage that wasn't an outage...so he told TRD to roll it back and fessed up to having ordered it as a security measure 15:29 <@Mirage> Actually it was suprising that the security team (aka Sal) admitted to fucking up. Normally when they did that things would just start working again and we could only point fingers and wonder 15:40 <@Dagmar> THat's why both sides of hte house started turning up nagios monitors for things like "Netsec pushed a new policy" 16:23 <@Dagmar> Hobadee: Did you forget to tell firewalld to allow incoming ssh connections? 16:29 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300D267166D5F648B525765B20BBA.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 16:29 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300D267166D5F648B525765B20BBA.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #se2600 18:26 -!- dc0de1 [~jim@198.46.153.211] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 18:26 -!- dc0de [~jim@198.46.153.211] has joined #se2600 18:26 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 19:07 -!- rpifan [~rpifan@p200300D267166D5F648B525765B20BBA.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [Ping timeout: 248 seconds] 19:27 -!- dc0de [~jim@198.46.153.211] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 19:34 -!- K`Tetch [~no@47.39.211.239] has joined #se2600 19:34 -!- K`Tetch [~no@47.39.211.239] has quit [Changing host] 19:34 -!- K`Tetch [~no@unaffiliated/ktetch] has joined #se2600 19:38 -!- K`Tetch_ [~no@unaffiliated/ktetch] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 19:45 -!- dc0de [~jim@198.46.153.211] has joined #se2600 19:45 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 20:48 -!- dc0de [~jim@198.46.153.211] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 23:18 <@Dagmar> Jesus 23:18 <@Dagmar> The sheer amount of loot I was getting just murdering animals in the CIstern of Slaughter... 23:19 <@Dagmar> I maxed out two more SDus with the cash --- Log closed Wed Feb 19 00:00:34 2020