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02:47 < aestetix> as mobile devices? like as phones?
02:49 < aestetix> Evilpig: I wonder if you could hack the mini switch to get it to work with a tv
06:38 <@Evilpig> knowing nintentdo they left that hardware out of it completely
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08:53 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
08:54  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
10:03 <@oddball> aestetix: mobile device as is portable gaming device, like the gameboy.
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10:53 <@Dolemite> WTF.   One of the speakers for DevOps World next week listed her title as "Story Teller & Growth Hacker"
10:55 < aestetix> haha
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10:55 < aestetix> The Ballad of Kubernetes
10:59 <@oddball> Well, someone works for a startup.
11:05 <@Dolemite> CloudBees
11:06 <@Dolemite> SFO based
11:06 <@Dolemite> So yeah
11:06 <@Dolemite> That is the promise and the despair of SFO wrapped up in one job description
11:17 <@Evilpig> and so the rebuild begins
11:17 <@Evilpig>       [>....................]  recovery =  0.0% (1922316/7809204544) finish=7707.2min speed=16882K/sec
11:18 <@Shadow404> so that's what happen last night?
11:21 <@Evilpig> power outage last night
11:21 <@Evilpig> drive died saturday
11:21 <@Evilpig> raid 6, so no real worry just annoying mainly
11:21 <@Evilpig> I need to rebalance the load on my UPSs
11:23 <@Dolemite> So 20 days later, it may be 100%
11:25 <@Evilpig> on average it takes between one and two weeks to rebuild
11:25 <@Evilpig> the time it is showing now translates out to around 5 days
11:26 <@Dolemite> So just got a call from my wife...
11:26 <@Dolemite> Apparently my 10 year old daughter - who doesn't drive, by the way, and that will be important to remember in a minute
11:27 <@Dolemite> Got on the wrong bus this afternoon (first day of school - half day)
11:27 <@Dolemite> The bus driver told her to get off at the closest stop to her house
11:27 <@Dolemite> My daughter, not being familiar with the road names or their relationship to our house, got off at the next stop
11:28 <@Dolemite> I hope the bus driver enjoyed their last day on the job, because my wife is now at the school raising every bit of hell that one would expect from such a clusterfuck of this proportion
11:29 < K`Tetch_> thats kinda on your daughter.
11:29 <@Dolemite> No, it's not
11:29 <@Dolemite> She's 10.   Teachers know what buses the kids are supposed to get on.
11:29 < K`Tetch_> At 10 I started riding city public transit to school. she needs to know her general local area
11:29 <@Dolemite> In the event that one does get on the wrong bus, the protocol is to return them to the school at the completion of the route and notify the parent.
11:30 <@Dolemite> Yes, and when I was 10, things were a lot different, too
11:30 < K`Tetch_> she was on the right bus, she chose to get off early. state of ga has no requirement that you must inform the driver of any potential change in stop.
11:31 < K`Tetch_> and had she clarified with the driver prior to getting off, she would have been corrected
11:31 <@Dolemite> And she does know the general local area.   She doesn't know the streets of a subdivision that we never drive through.
11:31 < K`Tetch_> if she knows the local areas, doesn't know where she is, then eergo, she knows shes not in her local area
11:33 < K`Tetch_> especially as the driver said 'get off where you know where you are', and she didn't. so she didn't follow the drivers instructions
11:33 <@Dolemite> Yes, she knew that she wasn't in her local arae.   She was told to get off of the bus.
11:33 <@Dolemite> She didn't follow the god damned idiotic driver's instructions.
11:33 <@Dolemite> Er, she DID
11:33 < K`Tetch_> 12:27:16 «@Dolemite» The bus driver told her to get off at the closest stop to her house
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11:33 < aestetix> Dolemite: how did you find her?
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11:34 <@Dolemite> How is she supposed to know what's close to her house when the bus doesn't drive anywhere near?
11:34 < K`Tetch_> so it was the wrong bus entirely?
11:34 <@Dolemite> aestetix: She got a cell phone 3 weeks, ago.   That was how we located her, finally.
11:34 <@Dolemite> YES
11:34 < K`Tetch_> ah, missed that line
11:34 <@Dolemite> She said she followed the signage for Bus 31, but it wasn't bus 31
11:34 < K`Tetch_> then yes, driver's wrong
11:34 < K`Tetch_> sorry
11:35 < K`Tetch_> driver is supposed to check students on and off the bus
11:35 < K`Tetch_> my bad, as I said, I missed the 'wrong bus' line
11:35 <@Dolemite> gotcha
11:35 <@Dolemite> I also mistyped some things
11:35 <@Dolemite> But the sentiment is the same
11:35 < aestetix> Isn't the driver supposed to know who the kids are?
11:35 <@Dolemite> aestetix: yes
11:35 < K`Tetch_> (yes, I've heard pelnty of stories of kids getting on the right bus, and getting off wrong stop because they paniced or didn't know the area
11:36 < aestetix> Like at least, who gets picked up at each stop
11:36 < K`Tetch_> yes, but if it's the first day of school, they won't know them by sight
11:36 <@Dolemite> And yes, this is first day
11:36 < aestetix> Dolemite: sounds like you got an Otto
11:36 <@Dolemite> And kids will get on the wrong bus
11:36 <@Dolemite> However, when they do, you don't tell them to get out
11:37 <@Dolemite> To get to our house she'd have to cross and walk along a major highway with high traffic, no crosswalks, and no sidewalks
11:37 <@Evilpig> that reminds me I have to go fetch my 10yr old for therapy at 3
11:37 < aestetix> Evilpig: you have a kid?
11:37 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Your therapy or hers?   LOL
11:37 <@Evilpig> I need it, but hers
11:37 <@Shadow404> and this is yet another reason i will not be having kids
11:37 <@Shadow404> NOPE
11:37 <@Dolemite> aestetix: He got an instant-family
11:37 <@Shadow404> big NOPE
11:37 < K`Tetch_> hell, i live in a small town, only 3 major roads (1 us highway, 2 state highways, and the HS is on a purpose-built road between thetwo state highways. few months ago, my eldest (22, and now DOEs drive) was to take me and the wife to the next town for thai. she was driving
11:38 < aestetix> Dolemite: you mean he started dating someone and a kid was included?
11:38 <@Evilpig> I was pissed off because I couldn't figure out what time she needed to be dropped off at the school this morning, because the bus situation for her still isn't straight so they weren't picking her up this morning
11:38 <@Dolemite> aestetix: Nope, kids came with the wife
11:38 < K`Tetch_> the way to that town is from the square (where she works) take the state highway right to that town, past the schools. shes been to that town hundreds of times. and it's even signposted
11:38 <@Evilpig> I got to the school at 8, school starts at 8:45,wtf, and they weren't opening the doors til 8:40
11:38  * aestetix is confused
11:39 <@Evilpig> aestetix: I have taken in a stray kid
11:39 < K`Tetch_> she still screwed up, got lost, and had to use GPS
11:39 <@Evilpig> it's legal and lives here til it's 18
11:39 < aestetix> Evilpig: why don't you have a seat over there. Tell me, who are you here to see tonight?
11:40 <@Shadow404> How was your childhooh?
11:40 < aestetix> so Evilpig you got married?
11:41 <@Evilpig> no, still divorced
11:41 < aestetix> ahhh ok
11:41 < aestetix> now it makes sense
11:41 <@Dolemite> Dude, you just need to go ahead and remarry
11:41 <@Evilpig> fuck no
11:41 <@Dolemite> LOL
11:41 <@Evilpig> that will destroy me financially
11:42 < aestetix> Dolemite: marry the same woman?
11:42 <@Evilpig> taking her and kid on with my insurance.  no
11:42 <@Evilpig> fuck no
11:42 <@Evilpig> right now all you clowns are paying for her shit and i'm good witht hat
11:42 <@Shadow404> new chick doesnt have job/own insurance/
11:42 <@Shadow404> ?
11:42 <@Dolemite> aestetix: Yes, or he could get a new one from Russia
11:42 <@Evilpig> she does, doens't make enough to pay for her own really
11:42 < aestetix> or germany
11:42 <@Shadow404> ah
11:42 <@Shadow404> german chicks are fun!!!
11:42 <@Evilpig> makes ~$600/wk
11:42 <@Shadow404> at least in my humble exp
11:42 <@Evilpig> before taxes
11:43 <@Shadow404> eek
11:43 < aestetix> ok so Evilpig has a girlfriend who is basically his wife but isn't officially for tax reasons
11:44 <@Evilpig> I wouldn't call her girlfriend either
11:44 <@Dolemite> She kicks him in the nuts too often to be girlfriend
11:44 < aestetix> Dolemite: that's probably good for him
11:44 < aestetix> Oh wait. Unless it's whatshername
11:44 < aestetix> The fake lawyer
11:44 <@Dolemite> Not DevilCow
11:45 <@Dolemite> Oh
11:45 <@Dolemite> Um
11:45 <@Dolemite> Chick that was on a mission to ruin PhreakNIC
11:45 <@Dolemite> can't remember her name
11:45 <@Dolemite> colluding with JonnyX
11:45 < aestetix> soemthing anarchy
11:46 < aestetix> or maybe not
11:46 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: what if the nut kicking is consensual?
11:46 < aestetix> Shadow404: put away the anal hooks, you're getting too excited
11:46 <@Evilpig> amber something?
11:46 <@Shadow404> oh, i remember amber
11:46 <@Dolemite> I just remember that they signed that horrible agreement with the Maxwell House Hotel because a relative of hers was the sales person there, and it ended up not only draining what was left in the bank but required Dink's company to bail it out
11:47 < K`Tetch_> elonka?
11:47 <@Evilpig> didn't she go on to become an electrician maybe?  that girl was batshit
11:47 <@Dolemite> Or should I say Dink's Company at the Time, which is no longer his
11:47 <@Dolemite> K`Tetch_: Definitly not.
11:47 < aestetix> wait, did jonnyx get with elonka?
11:47 < K`Tetch_> no
11:47 <@Dolemite> Amber sounds right
11:47 < K`Tetch_> (also, no jonnyx at dcon this year :-(
11:48 <@Shadow404> how is jx, havent seen him for a LOOONG time
11:48 < K`Tetch_> h seemed ok, haven't seen him myself since last year
11:48 <@Evilpig> he's terminal of a mystery disease
11:48 <@Shadow404> aestetix: im going over to london in sept, tkts booked.
11:48 < K`Tetch_> when jenie gave him some kind of scrap book
11:48 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: 10 years ago he had 2 years left to live, right?
11:48 <@Evilpig> something like that
11:48 < aestetix> Shadow404: gonna get your kicks before brexit?
11:49 <@Evilpig> all his family members were dead so he only had himself left, but somehow I think he's still going and maybe running nlug?
11:49 <@Dolemite> aestetix: He's going to try to meet up with his ex for another nut-kicking
11:49 <@Shadow404> aestetix: tbh, usd<>gpd is amazing right now
11:49 < K`Tetch_> *shudder* London...
11:49 < aestetix> Shadow404: I wonder why
11:49 < K`Tetch_> yeah, fucking thanks Piffle
11:49 <@Shadow404> not sure which way brexit will take the exchange tbh
11:50 <@Shadow404> lodnon is amzing, you shut your face right now K`Tetch_
11:50 < K`Tetch_> Ł will drop
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11:50 <@Dolemite> London is amazingly expensive
11:50 <@Evilpig> wtf
11:50 <@Shadow404> good, and we go back again
11:50 < K`Tetch_> maybe for a tourist
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11:50 <@Shadow404> especially if it continues to drop
11:50 < K`Tetch_> never had a good experience there
11:50 <@Shadow404> but you want expensive???
11:50 <@Dolemite> Tokyo is the most expensive place I've ever been
11:50 <@Shadow404> were going to Japan for 3 weeks in 2020
11:51 <@Shadow404> heh
11:51 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: get out of my head, you will be scarred
11:51 <@Dolemite> But from talking to many others - if you get outside of Tokyo, the rest of Japan isn't bad
11:51 < aestetix> Shadow404: I hate to break it to you.... japanese people don't look like anime characters
11:51 <@Dolemite> aestetix: Except for the tentacle vaginas
11:51 <@Shadow404> aestetix: heh, thats not ONLY reason im going
11:52 <@Dolemite> He's mainly going for the tentacle vaginas
11:52 <@Evilpig> ^
11:52 < K`Tetch_> breaking into the FEZ won't give you superpowers either
11:52 < K`Tetch_> not hiow radiation works
11:52 <@Shadow404> one plus side of visiting asian countries is i can look over an entire crowd
11:53 <@Shadow404> should of seen me in line at customs at Bankgkok airport
11:53 <@oddball> Legally speaking, the school (and therefor the bus driver) is responsible for the kid the moment they're picked up in the morning until the moment they are *delivered to the parent*.
11:53 <@oddball> Oh, sorry, or the kid crosses the threshold of their house.
11:53 <@Dolemite> Shadow404: Yeah, I'm honestly surprised you didn't have to declare those ladyboys you brought back
11:54 < aestetix> Dolemite: tokyo is more expensive than san francisco?
11:54 <@Shadow404> wife had to take a pic, I look like a giant in a sea of dwarves
11:54 <@Dolemite> aestetix: YES
11:54 < K`Tetch_> oh yeah aestetix
11:54 < aestetix> how is that possible
11:54 < aestetix> I thought SF was more expensive than london
11:54 <@Dolemite> Even more people in even less space
11:54 <@Shadow404> hehe, i did stand out like a sore thumb amount the other tourists in the red light areas
11:54 < aestetix> Shadow404: I don't think that's just in thailand
11:55 <@Shadow404> and yeah...wayyyyy to many ladyboys, the overweight baggage fees cost me a small fortune
11:55 < K`Tetch_> can I just say - as a brit - Americans stand out amongst other tourists EVERYWHERE in the world
11:55 <@Shadow404> would have been better off declaring them as live freight
11:55 < aestetix> K`Tetch_: they really do
11:55 < aestetix> I've been in berlin long enough to blend in
11:55 < aestetix> and you can tell the americans from a mile away
11:55 <@Shadow404> K`Tetch_: you dont understand maybe, im 6'7"
11:55 <@Shadow404> i stand out everywhere
11:55 <@Dolemite> aestetix: Wearing pleather dungeon gear all the time?
11:56 <@Shadow404> haha
11:56 < aestetix> Dolemite: no, just leiderhosen
11:56 <@Shadow404> ^5 Dolemite
11:56 <@Dolemite> But that's BAVARIAN
11:56 <@Dolemite> Get some pigtails and bring me a beer, be0tch
11:56 < aestetix> or as we call it, Bayerisch
11:57 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: that image just made me throw up a little bit
11:57 < aestetix> Dolemite: it's Oktoberfest, not Coktoberfest
11:57 < K`Tetch_> pigtails? with THAT fedora?
11:57 < aestetix> K`Tetch_: would you rather have anal hooks?
11:58 <@Dolemite> I'm too old to be interested in anything like Coktoberfest.   10 minutes in and I'm ready for a nap.
11:58 < K`Tetch_> if you're thinking pigtails and anal hooks are equivilent...
11:58 <@Dolemite> But I can drink for hours
12:06 < K`Tetch_> from cawk?
12:06 < K`Tetch_> also https://moneyinc.com/the-20-most-expensive-cities-to-buy-a-home-in-the-world/ - no SF on there
12:06 < PigBot> The 20 Most Expensive Cities to Buy a Home in the World (at moneyinc.com) http://tinyurl.com/yxkpzznh
12:09 < aestetix> hmmm Shadow404 maybe you should share your anal hooks with Evilpig
12:09 < aestetix> since he clearly needs to have some fun after dealing with his personal stuff
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12:31 < xray> Who is going to Dragon Con?
12:42  * K`Tetch_ waves
12:42 <@Dolemite> Yeah, about 34,000 more than I'm comfortable being around.  LOL
12:42 <@Shadow404> i second Dolemite
12:43 <@Dolemite> Give me the good old days of some traveling comic book vendors setting up on folding tables at the local National Guard Armory for the weekend, and people pay $3 to get in and browse.
12:43 < K`Tetch_> crowds i can handle, it's close personal (rather than impersonal) situations i have trouble with
12:44 <@Dolemite> People suck.   Massive amounts of people suck massively.
12:44 <@Shadow404> like walking shoulder to shoulder bumping through convention hallways
12:44 <@Dolemite> Then there's the Legionnaire's Disease cases recently at one of the hotels.
12:44 <@Shadow404> fuck that shit, im out
12:44 < K`Tetch_> i've written 3 sketches about the legionarris stuff
12:45 <@Dolemite> One for each reported case?
12:45 < K`Tetch_> (obviously, if they run depends on enxt week)
12:45 < K`Tetch_> 11 reported cases
12:45 <@Dolemite> DAMN
12:45  * Dolemite gets out the Purell
12:45 < K`Tetch_> but theres like 5000+ each year in the US
12:45 <@Dolemite> Yeah, so for 11 to be in one hotel is pretty bad
12:45 < K`Tetch_> its just a straign of pneumonia
12:45 < K`Tetch_> no, it's expected because of how it is
12:46 <@Shadow404> and thats just 11 "reported" cases
12:46 <@Shadow404> no telling the real number
12:46 <@Dolemite> confirmed
12:46 < K`Tetch_> usually a contamination of warm water systems
12:46 <@Shadow404> that manifested after the con
12:46 < K`Tetch_> not a con, just regular use
12:47 < K`Tetch_> it exists in warm water, so the hot water taps, hot tubs, pool, etc. are at risk. also the AC unit's put out a plume that could have been infectious, or it might have been another buildings ac unit
12:48 < K`Tetch_> if you're THAT worred, wear an N95
12:49 < K`Tetch_> meanwhile i'm busy editing video for the con and panels
12:49 < K`Tetch_> mainly the 'battlebots 20th anniversary', but also the 'Tarentino does trek' one
12:52 <@Shadow404> wow, dust/gas masks won't be too out of the ordinary at d*con anyway
13:10 <@opticron> xray, I'll b ethere
13:13 <@Evilpig> nothing like blowing up sudoers across 350 servers for 30 minutes to make the day hop
13:14 < xray> I'll be at the EFF track
13:15 <@Shadow404> will Elonka be speaking?
13:15 < xray> yes
13:15 <@Mirage> the downside of using something like Puppet, Chef, CFEngine is that bad code gets propogated to lots of systems fairly quickly
13:16  * Mirage assumes it was associated with a configration management system
13:16 <@Dolemite> Testing in DevOps?   Surely not!
13:17 <@Evilpig> nah.  config management gone wrong
13:18 <@Evilpig> even though I have shit to run visudo -cf <blah> it doesn't help if you can't run it against the entire pool of shit
13:18 <@Evilpig> a duplicate alias blew everything up
13:18 <@Dolemite> You ever got your Ansible ticket resolved?
13:18 <@Evilpig> nope
13:18 <@Evilpig> neither of them
13:18 <@Dolemite> Still one response per day?
13:18 <@Evilpig> on the one it's averaging every two days
13:19 <@Dolemite> fuck that
13:19 <@Evilpig> I figured the snark would up that to at least a day when the dipshit realized he asked me for the same damn thing again 
13:19 <@Dolemite> even those turds behind openDCIM are more responsive than that!
13:19 <@Evilpig> this other I have jobs hung and their response this morning was "update their status in the database and i'm dropping the priority on this"
13:19 <@Evilpig> what?!  motherfucker... your shit is broken and you've done nothing to troubleshoot you just want me to clear the error and go on
13:20 <@Dolemite> damn
13:20 <@Evilpig> my sudoers issue just generated 3000+ emails cause of nagios using sudo for shit
13:46 <@Mirage> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I5-E-s9-4M
13:46 < PigBot> Trump blames weekend shootings on the "glorification of violence” (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/y5293lrm
13:47 <@Mirage> No!  Video games are not the problem...sensationalist media is the problem.
13:49 <@Mirage> Then when someone intelligently points out facts to put things into perspective they flamed.. https://deadline.com/2019/08/neil-degrasse-tyson-apology-slammed-tweet-shooting-deaths-1202661285/
13:49 < PigBot> Neil DeGrasse Tyson Apology Slammed Following Tweet On Shooting Deaths – Deadline (at deadline.com) http://tinyurl.com/y245szez
13:50 <@oddball> Mirage: Yeah, it's pretty damn easy to prove that violent video games aren't the propblem.
13:50 <@Mirage> too much PC pussy pandering and not enough taking ownership and deaing with problems.
13:50 <@Mirage> oddball: it's been "proven" multiple times over the last 20+ years
13:50 <@oddball> About the time "realistic first person shooters" became a thing, violent crime rates dropped like a rock, and have stayed there.
13:53 <@Mirage> on a separate note, i've got an eye appt in a bit and i started having an ocular migraine about an hr ago.   perfect timing for once.   maybe something can get figured out this time.
14:05 <@oddball> With me, that usually means that either my prescription's off, or there's something wrong with my contact.
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14:19 <@Mirage> oddball: yeah...no contacts.
15:39 <@Mirage> https://easttexasradio.com/anna-police-to-utilize-confiscated-car-from-cop-impersonator/
15:39 < PigBot> Anna Police to Utilize Confiscated Car from Cop Impersonator – EastTexasRadio.com (at easttexasradio.com) http://tinyurl.com/y4trmpfv
15:39 <@Mirage> nice..
16:25 < K`Tetch_> does anyone here have access to a 3D printer and will be going to dragoncon, that wouldn't mind printing me off some small things?
16:27 < K`Tetch_> (it'd be the master keys for those TSA-preferred traveller locks that leaked a few years back)
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17:27 <@oddball> I still need to get one of those...
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