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07:49 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:49 <@Dolemite> Death to WordPress jockeys that call themselves Web Developers!
07:49  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
07:50 <@Dolemite> Damn WordPress dev group is useless as an extra teet on a sow.
07:51 <@Dolemite> They'd been trying to get us to figure out how to search/replace values in their databases, but because some of it is in serialized array form, rather than straight up text, it wasn't working.
07:52 <@Dolemite> Yesterday we were on a call with a consultant about getting help (what do others do?)...   they mention a command line tool for WordPress search/replace...   and the fucking webdev sitting across from me says, "Well yeah, I'm familiar with wp-cli"
07:53 <@Dolemite> I say, good sir.   Consume a bag of dicks.
08:44 <@Shadow404> I bet that was a hit during the meeting
08:45 <@Dolemite> I've simply taken that information and now written a kubernetes template for us to apply after each time we migrate a WordPress site.
08:53 <@Shadow404> nice
08:54 <@Shadow404> ffs, another curse of being tall, im sometimes the elected cable ferret to run cables under the subfloor in the dc
08:54 <@Shadow404> just ran 4x 100ft fiber cross connects taped to my ankle
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10:14 <@Mirage> Shadow404: i would think that was more a product of being skinny if you're crawling around under the floor
10:29 <@Shadow404> yes and no, height plays a large factor in being to crawl under there too. But yeah, can't be a large individual either.
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12:44 <@Shadow404> Mirage: also, not as skinny as you last saw me at a previous PN anymore...
12:54 < aestetix_> are you fat now?
13:20 <@Shadow404> not fat, just not skinny anymore. But I do have a beer gut Jr. starting to form.
13:21 <@Shadow404> i gained maybe 15-20 pounds since my last pn
13:49 < aestetix_> btw are any of you watching the news in the Ukraine
13:49 < aestetix_> it's fucking hilarious
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13:50 < aestetix> The new Ukrainian president..... his sole prior political experience was playing the role of president in a popular TV show
13:50 < aestetix> He gets elected, and one of his first moves is to disband parliament
13:54 <@Shadow404> no better than our president using Twitter Diplomacy
13:55 < aestetix> well I mean it's actually funnier than Turmp
13:55 < aestetix> Trump was a loudmouth on a TV show
13:55 < aestetix> this guy actually played the President, just on TV
13:56 < aestetix> so technically he has prior experience :p
13:56 <@Shadow404> what exp did trump have again?
13:56 <@Shadow404> or Terminator?
13:56 < aestetix> he was on a reality tv show
13:56 <@Shadow404> how is it any different?
13:57 < aestetix> well if trump had played the president on a tv show, I think you could argue he had a bit more experience
13:57 <@Corydon76> Uh, no.
13:57 < aestetix> and then you could say.... well trump did play president, but his show only lasted one season, where the ukrainian guy's show lasted two seasons
13:58 <@Corydon76> If that were true, then Martin Sheen would be an excellent candidate.
13:58 < aestetix> Corydon76: I would totally vote for Jed Barlett
13:58 < aestetix> Bartlett
13:58 <@Shadow404> i would too
13:59 < aestetix> and I mean if the closest I get is voting for Martin Sheen, then so be it
14:00 < aestetix> he'd make a great write-in if I weren't already planning to vote for Frank Zappa
14:02 <@Corydon76> You're planning on voting for a dead man?
14:03 < aestetix> Hell yes.
14:04 < aestetix> It's about the principle of it.
14:04 <@Corydon76> If you're going for a protest vote, why not vote for someone living, who could actually serve in the role?
14:04 < aestetix> Dead people can vote. I see no reason why they can't run for office
14:05 <@Corydon76> They can do neither legally
14:05 < aestetix> And yet, it still happens
14:06 <@Corydon76> The only cases I know of recently are absentee votes from people who died between the time that they cast their ballot (in advance) and Election Day.
14:06 <@Corydon76> Yes, I'm aware of that, and that's technically legal, though a candidate could ask to DQ those votes.
14:07 < aestetix> Maybe I could see a psychic to conjure up Zappa's ghost and ask him to possess whoever happens to be POTUS next
14:09 <@Corydon76> You're going to see and pay a charlatan to pretend to be Frank Zappa long enough to decline your invitation?
14:09 < aestetix> You're right. I just need a Yuija board
14:09 < aestetix> and some candles
14:10 <@Corydon76> You're going to pay Parker Brothers and Yankee Candle for crap they made up in the 50s?
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