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06:17 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:17 <@Corydon76> Morning, Dolemite
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08:31 <@Mirage> https://techcrunch.com/2019/01/07/kohler-put-alexa-in-a-toilet-so-happy-new-year/
08:31 < PigBot> Kohler put Alexa in a toilet so Happy New Year – TechCrunch (at techcrunch.com) http://tinyurl.com/y8f4862m
08:31 <@Mirage> "This is an intelligent toilet that uses surround sound speakers and dynamic ambient lighting systems to hopefully immerse you in an environment so tranquil, so idyllic, that you actually forget you’re sitting on a toilet."
08:32 <@Mirage> Just how much time do they think ppl spend on the pot...seriously..
08:32 < xray> Have you seen the movie Idiocracy where the couch you watch TV on is the toilet?
08:33 < xray> One step closer to Idiocracy?
08:33 <@Mirage> I try to lock out the fact that movie exists and feel just a litter dumber every time i remember having watched it.
08:33 <@Mirage> s/lock/block/
08:34 < xray> Unfortunately the movie is prophetic?
08:35 <@Mirage> it seems that way, doesn't it.
08:35 < xray> sadly
08:43 <@Corydon76> The future is here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6566655/Oops-Autonomous-robot-struck-killed-self-driving-Tesla-Las-Vegas-ahead-CES.html
08:43 < PigBot> Oops! Autonomous robot struck and killed by a self-driving Tesla in Las Vegas ahead of CES | Daily Mail Online (at www.dailymail.co.uk) http://tinyurl.com/y6vxqaf9
08:50 < xray> That made me laugh
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08:53 < xray> https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2019/01/court-politicians-who-block-citizens-on-social-media-violate-1st-amendment/
08:53 < PigBot> Court: Politicians who block citizens on social media violate 1st Amendment | Ars Technica (at arstechnica.com) http://tinyurl.com/y8dhq37n
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08:59 <@Corydon76> https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/acow6y/asking_over_8500_students_to_pick_a_random_number/
08:59 < PigBot> Asking over 8500 students to pick a random number from 1 to 10 [OC] : dataisbeautiful (at www.reddit.com) http://tinyurl.com/y9oblaj3
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09:30 <@dasunt> I feel like I'm going to turn into the old bitter person at work.
09:31 <@Dolemite> dasunt: Well, it's for the best that you stop trying to live two very different lives.   Good for you.
09:31 <@dasunt> Probably.
09:32 <@dasunt> I almost responded "if you aren't going to assign tickets to yourself while you when you work on them, could you please tell us so I can suggest that we get rid of the ticketing system since it apparently isn't being used."
09:35 < aestetix> dasunt: do you also work at Vanderbilt
09:35 < aestetix> since it seems like half the channel does
09:35 <@dasunt> No.
09:35 < aestetix> Or maybe it's just that half the channel complains about it :)
09:35 <@dasunt> JFC.  Now I get to deal with the "yay, I set up a new system.  What do you mean, we have a checklist?  Fuck that, I just winged it..."
09:39 <@dasunt> It's like she heard of the idea that consistency was the sign of a small mind and figured it applied to a hundred end user environments.
09:41 <@dasunt> Vanderbilt does seem like it has problems.
09:44 <@dasunt> LOL.
10:07 <@Corydon76> aestetix: Half the channel working at Vanderbilt is so 10 years ago.  Now, half the channel works at NHC.
10:09 < aestetix> what is NHC?
10:10 <@Corydon76> It's a chain of nursing homes.
10:11 <@Corydon76> http://mynhchomecare.com/
10:11 < PigBot>  Home | NHC HomeCare  (at mynhchomecare.com) http://tinyurl.com/y8uuztyd
10:12 <@Corydon76> Oh, sorry, that's just a subsidiary.  https://nhccare.com/
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10:12 <@Corydon76> Oops, killed the bot.
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10:12 <@Corydon76> https://nhccare.com/
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10:13  * Corydon76 pokes Evilpig_
10:24 <@Dolemite> He's driving back to Nashville, likely won't respond for a while
10:32 < K`Tetch> ah, depression...
10:32 < xray> You have a dent in something?
10:33 < K`Tetch> no, depression keeping evil from responding, due to nashville induced depression
10:42 <@dasunt> LOL.
10:49 <@Mirage> Corydon76: the wife worked for NHC down in Cool Springs for a year after she graduated from nursing school
10:51 <@Corydon76> Mirage: Ben, _NSAKEY, and Dagmar all work for NHC in the IT department, now.
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12:07 <@dasunt> New ticket:  System clock is the wrong time.  By "wrong time", he means our local system is running 45 seconds behind the official time.
13:17 < K`Tetch_> tell them its inhomage to Max headroom's Blank Reg actor W morgan Shepard. As Max headroom was set '12 seconds in the future', system clocks have been set back 45 seconds to commemorate his death
13:33 <@Mirage> Corydon76: lol...I just mentioned to the wife about Dagmar working for NHC and she said, "Wow..I didn't even know they had an IT department."
13:34 <@Dolemite> ROFL
13:37 <@Corydon76> Well, isn't that the right way for IT departments to be?  Unobtrusive, such that you don't even know that they exist, if you don't need to know?
13:40 <@Corydon76> Nagios has made us such that, in many cases, nobody but myself knows there's even a problem.
13:43 <@Mirage> Corydon76: She said she assumd they didn't have one because all the computers were ancient and the only system they relly used was "an old green-screen" they used for admissions.  All the charting, etc was done on paper.
13:44 <@Corydon76> I'm not all that familiar with their systems, but I do know that Ben was recently promoted to be in charge of a lot of Windows systems.
13:48 <@Corydon76> Atlanta is looking like a bad place to visit right about now.
13:49 <@Corydon76> They're on their 8th day of raw sewage spewing into the Chattahoochee River.
13:55 < K`Tetch_> sounds like a bad day to be in/on the chattahoochee river, rather than atalnta
13:55 < K`Tetch_> and probably more of an issue for columbus, than atalnta
13:56 < K`Tetch_> (phenix city is raw sewage in town form anyway)
14:35 <@dasunt> How hasn't NHC's system been updated for electronic medical records?
14:36 <@Corydon76> You'd have to ask.  Bear in mind that Mirage has been out of Middle Tennessee for several years, now.
14:37  * dasunt is not forming sentences correctly anymore.
14:39 <@Mirage> Corydon76: yes, I escaped!
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