--- Log opened Thu Nov 01 00:00:44 2018
02:28 <@Dagmar> OKay.  Since when the fuck has wordpress decided it needs to FTP plugins into a website?
02:28 <@Dagmar> WTF
02:31 <@Dagmar> I guess there's more special sauce in Dreamhost's configuration than I knew
02:32 <@Dagmar> Ah... Selinux
06:15 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:32  * Shadow404 shoves aestetix out of the way
06:32  * Shadow404 hugs Dolemite first
06:34 <@Shadow404> its like hugging a life sized teddy bear with whiskers
06:41  * aestetix hugs the Dolemite-Shadow404 love child
06:48 <@Shadow404> aestetix: the product of immaculate conception?
06:54 <@Dolemite> No, I got fixed years ago
06:55 <@Shadow404> immaculate conception means you get pregnant without the stain of the original sin (sex)
06:55 <@Shadow404> besides, i got snipped 1 year ago as well
06:55 <@Dolemite> yes, but if it happens, I'm still suing the doctor
06:56 <@Shadow404> heh
06:56 <@Dolemite> Also I was responding to "love child" without reading your immaculate conception line
06:56 <@Shadow404> i think thats considered an "Act of God" clause
06:56 <@Shadow404> ahhhh
06:57 <@Corydon76> Dolemite: I have a friend in the Asterisk community whose vasectomy procedures failed, twice, both times discovered through pregnancy.
06:58 <@Corydon76> In the fine print of the procedure, it's mentioned that vasectomies are not 100% effective.
07:00 <@Shadow404> what annoys me is how prejudice docs are to women getting fixed as opposed to men.
07:01 <@Shadow404> so wife goes in to her doc and asks for the same thing before she met me...and they made her wait a mininum 30 day "consideration" period after the initial consultation before they would perform the procedure
07:01 <@Dolemite> I think they made Mirage do the same thing before his
07:01 <@Shadow404> i walk in, 2 minutes of discussion and one question later, i was up on the procedure chair
07:02 <@Dolemite> Shadow404: Have you ever met yourself?    You'd think it was a good idea, too.
07:02 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: fair point, I should NEVER have kids
07:02 <@Dolemite> Also, I think you're exaggerating, as most every doctor will make you go to an outpatient facility.
07:03 <@Dolemite> A few minutes of discussion with me and they were scheduling my outpatient procedure, but it's not like they cut the red wire right there in the doctor's office.
07:03 <@Shadow404> yep, they do
07:03 <@Shadow404> one sec
07:05 <@Shadow404> nah, cant find it in writing, but i walked in, had a short discussion, signed some papers, and they did it right there
07:05 <@Shadow404> no waiting
07:05 <@Shadow404> https://atlantavasectomycenter.com
07:05 < PigBot>  Atlanta Vasectomy Center  (at atlantavasectomycenter.com) http://tinyurl.com/ya8ywkwk
07:06 <@Shadow404> $20 copay even
07:07 <@Dolemite> Ah, the vasectomy equivalent of the ambulance chasing lawyers.   These are the ones that used to (and probably still do) have billboards up all around I-75 and I-285.
07:14 <@Shadow404> basically, but i mean, im not complaining. No complications, and ive already tested the effectiveness countless times
07:16 <@Shadow404> that being said, i was chanting the dune litany under my breath during the procedure
07:28 <@Corydon76> What kind of 'spice' did they give you?
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08:25 < Synx_hm> morning
08:28 <@Corydon76> Happy discount candy day
08:30 < Synx_hm> ha thats the last thing i need
08:30 <@Evilpig> wooooooo!
08:30 < Synx_hm> i packed on 10lbs in literally 30days
08:30 <@Evilpig> don't tell my diabetes doc
08:31 < Synx_hm> diabetus wilfred
08:32 < aestetix> diabeetis
08:54 <@Shadow404> Corydon76: heh, no spice, literally said just otc ibuprofen would be all i needed
08:54 <@Shadow404> but great reference
08:55 <@Corydon76> I assume they gave you 'spice' before they started cutting.
08:56 <@Corydon76> Or did they give you the "Cry to Heaven" treatment?
08:57 <@Corydon76> There's one benefit to the castrati treatment.  That surgery can't fail.
08:58 <@Corydon76> Of course, it also can't be reversed.
08:59 <@Shadow404> oh, you mean, numbing, yeah, just local novacaine
08:59 <@Shadow404> literally was nothing more than a tug or pinch that i felt beyond that
08:59 <@Shadow404> slightly uncomfortable, nothing worse
09:01 < Synx_hm> oh i think i know what we are talking about
09:01 < Synx_hm> if so i had it done last year
09:01 <@Shadow404> oh, you just joined a moment ago
09:01 < Synx_hm> the tuging was really uncomfortable
09:02 < Synx_hm> but not painful
09:02 <@Shadow404> we were talking about vasectomies
09:02 < Synx_hm> ya
09:02 <@Shadow404> following a dolemite/shadow404 love child comment
09:02 <@Dolemite> They gave me a small dose of Xanax (or similar) anti-anxiety to take an hour before showing up, then they gave me a loal after shaving my scrotum.
09:02 < Synx_hm> worst part for me was that feeling like you think its about to hurt but are not sure so you walk around all funny like never knowing ifyou are about to double over in pain
09:02 <@Shadow404> Synx_hm: aye, worst part, and had mine a year ago too, dole was 2 yrs ago
09:02 <@Corydon76> I haven't needed one.  Try as I might, I just can't get a guy pregnant.
09:02 < Synx_hm> Dolemite, you got shaved!? wtf they made me do it myself
09:03 < Synx_hm> Corydon76, ha try harder
09:03 <@Dolemite> Mine was 9 years ago
09:03 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: never had the xanax, but i did opt to have a smelling salt packet nearby, glad they heeded that request in the long run
09:03 <@Shadow404> Corydon76: lawl
09:03 < Synx_hm> Shadow404, i got valium for mine really helped with the anxiety of the shot
09:03 <@Dolemite> Yeah, I don't remember the specific drug, but they told me it was anti anxiety
09:03 <@Shadow404> had to shave myself before, too. I was all upset, cause the nurse was hot too
09:04 < Synx_hm> my poor friend who had it a week after me, they never offered him valium or anything
09:04 <@Corydon76> Surgery centers generally prefer to do the shaving themselves, so they can ensure they get every hair.  You don't want an ingrown hair inside a surgical scar.
09:04 <@Shadow404> yeah, the shot was the worst part
09:04 <@Dolemite> I was definitely just going with the flow by the time the doctor came in to the procedure room
09:04 < aestetix> where did you shave yourself?
09:04 < Synx_hm> and something is up with his, every time he ejaculates he says he has horrible pain
09:04 < aestetix> oh nevermind scrolled up
09:04 <@Shadow404> ouch ouch ouch
09:04 <@Shadow404> no good
09:04 < Synx_hm> the dr told him it happens in rare cases and the only fix is to get it reversed
09:05 < Synx_hm> i feel horrid for the guy because i recommended the dr office
09:05 <@Shadow404> yeah, everything was back to normal within 24 hrs, all engines running
09:05 <@Dolemite> Synx_hm: Mine was like that for a while, then it returned to normal.
09:05 <@Dolemite> Just had to clean the pipes enough
09:05 < Synx_hm> im told the vas can find it self and reconnect later in life
09:05 < Synx_hm> i forgot to ask if they put the clamps on mine or just cauterized it
09:05 < Synx_hm> well i know they cauterized something because i could smell it
09:06 <@Dolemite> I had the triple play down - snipped, cauterized, and tied.
09:06 <@Dolemite> s/down/done
09:06 < Synx_hm> actually, every time the dr left the room id prop myself up and snap pictures with my cell phone, unfortunantly i auto uploaded them to my amazon and google picture clouds
09:07 < Synx_hm> Dolemite, how the fuck do they tie it? i can hardly tie rope as thick as a pencil, im hopeless at hand sewing
09:07 <@Dolemite> Same way they tie stitches - with tools
09:08 < Synx_hm> meh its all dr magic to me
09:08 <@Shadow404> same, had the cauterize, tis smells like burning hair
09:09 <@Shadow404> again, glad i had smelling salts in hand
09:09 <@Shadow404> which i had some anti anxiety meds like dole had
09:09 < Synx_hm> Dolemite, did they tell you to go back at any point like 10 years and give another sample?
09:09 < Synx_hm> Shadow404, did you just have this done?
09:09 <@Shadow404> 1 yr ago
09:10 < Synx_hm> cool same
09:10 <@Shadow404> did you have a waiting period after a consulation? Dolemite did, i did not however.
09:10 <@Shadow404> it was one office visit (aside from the sample return)
09:10 < Synx_hm> either of you have a spot on the scrote where they cut into it that you cant feel anything, i think just the scar tissue or something
09:10 <@Shadow404> yeah, for a few months, maybe 1cm, now i cant even see a scar
09:11 < Synx_hm> Shadow404, i didn't but i had a friend they made wait, mine i just went in for the consult told the dr i just had kiddo #2 and was done and he said ok lets set a date
09:11 <@Shadow404> i never had kids, and he was still cool, asked like 2 questions
09:11 <@Shadow404> Dolemite said it was public service
09:12 < Synx_hm> had another friend though who went it and had it done day of consult haha, but he had 3 kids a year before (2 from a prior marrage that dont live with him) and his wife wanted another one and they ended up with twins, the dr suggested they do it before he leave the office
09:13 <@Dolemite> Synx_hm: No, never had to return.   Mine will have been 10 years ago this December.
09:13 <@Shadow404> heh, i just wanted to get it done asap, to return to normal activities as quickly as possible
09:14 < Synx_hm> Dolemite, wait you didn't even have to supply a sample a few months after?
09:14 <@Dolemite> Yeah, I had to give them samples
09:14 <@Dolemite> But once they certified me as impotent they said I'd never have to return unless I had complications
09:15 < Synx_hm> ahh cool, same
09:15 < Synx_hm> just curious i keep hearing rumors of people 10+ years later and all of a sudden 'life uhh finds a way'
09:15 < Synx_hm> thats my fucking nightmare
09:15 <@Dolemite> We're old enough  for that to not really be a worry.   Wife is already going through "the change".
09:16 < Synx_hm> my neighbor tried to convince me not to do it (ultra catholic), said look we had our last son 20 years after the first kids, to which i replied jim you are giving me a perfect example of why i should have it done
09:17 <@Corydon76> Synx_hm: perfect answer to that is, "if god really wants me to have another kid, he'll ensure the vasectomy fails at that time".
09:18 < Synx_hm> lol good call ill file that down for the next time it comes up haha
09:19 < Synx_hm> anybody here use a web irc client, or client running somewhere other than their local machine that they either remote into or access via some app web or not
09:20 <@Dolemite> yeah, I've used the freenode web irc client
09:20 < Synx_hm> i mean something that keeps state when you disconnect from your local session
09:21 < Synx_hm> im trying thelounge.chat hosted on my local docker server
09:21 <@Mirage> i just run irssi in a screen session.
09:21 < Synx_hm> and on that note i need to close my browser to update the fucking vmware remote console, can ya'all tell me if my connection drops when i do this
09:22 < Synx_hm> sweet it would appear it stayed up
09:27 <@Shadow404> Synx_hm: yes, pigs server/screen/irssi
09:34 < Synx_hm> what happens when i do this
09:34 < Synx_hm> nothing it would seem
09:36 < Synx_hm> can somebody message me
09:45 < Synx_hm> thanks
09:52 <@Corydon76> Synx_hm: so basically, you're looking for a stateful IRC proxy.
09:52 < Synx_hm> basically
09:53 < Synx_hm> im rather liking thelounge though
09:53 <@Corydon76> https://www.techrepublic.com/article/how-to-install-and-use-znc-to-stay-connected-on-irc/
09:53 < PigBot> How to install and use ZNC to stay connected on IRC - TechRepublic (at www.techrepublic.com) http://tinyurl.com/y6vffsgc
10:00 < Synx_hm> spanks
10:01 <@Shadow404> Synx_hm: you might be in the wrong channel for that
10:01 <@Dolemite> Um, no
10:01 < Synx_hm> ha
10:01 <@Dolemite> Any channel with you and Corydon in it is subject to talk of spanking
10:02 <@Shadow404> fair point
10:03 <@Shadow404> i wouldnt be surprised if Corydon76 wasn't the only kinky person in this channel
10:03 <@Corydon76> I'm actually not all that into spanking.  I'll do it if that's what a guy likes, but it's not usually on my list of things I want to do.
10:03 <@Corydon76> Trust me, I'm among the most vanilla people in this channel
10:04 <@Corydon76> Or, as kinky people term it, BORING.
10:04 <@Shadow404> nah, vanilla is the correct term
10:05 < aestetix> Corydon76: what do yo uthink of my little pony?
10:06  * dasunt switches over to this channel, reads the last few lines, and switches away again.
10:06 <@Corydon76> aestetix: I have insufficient knowledge of the cartoon to have an informed opinion.
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10:07 < aestetix> Corydon76: so you're not a brony?
10:07 <@Corydon76> No
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11:51 < Synx_hm> ...
12:03 <@Shadow404> are you a brony Synx_hm ?
12:04 < Synx_hm> unfortunately not
12:06 < Synx_hm> holy shit i hadn't realized how violent the soyuz abort that happened last month was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5boa6wAK0Sc
12:06 < PigBot> In Flight Camera Shows Damaged Sensor Destroyed Soyuz Rocket (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/y8ue3cz6
12:14 <@Shadow404> yep punctured the main core tank and sent it tumbling
12:15 <@Shadow404> you can see a puff of black smoke from the of the footage right after that as the escape tower pulls the capsule off the stack ms later
12:18 < Synx_hm> iirc the escape tower had already jettisoned
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12:19 < Synx_hm> but ya crazy video of the event
12:21 <@Shadow404> the fucked up thing was that the pre-cached animation of the launch was still playing after they declared an issue and were in freefall
12:21 <@Shadow404> still showed the soyouz on track to enter orbit
12:22 <@Shadow404> and of course the mindless NASA presenter had her timeline of things to say like everything was normal while the translator was saying on perfect english they had an abort
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13:13 <@Evilpig> anyone running rhel7 proper in here, not centos, and do an update last night?
13:30 < Synx_hm> Shadow404, ya haha that was kinda comical
13:30 <@Shadow404> which part? the animation, presenter or both?
13:31 < Synx_hm> Evilpig, no, and canonical had a rather `interesting` blog post about how rehl had basically run its course and congrats on getting picked up by IBM but for anybody running it its time to switch to ubuntu haha
13:33 <@Evilpig> I saw that too
13:34 <@Evilpig> we got an update last night and I think they may have pushed a bad patch to sudo.  was just trying to see if anyone else has hit it
13:34 <@Evilpig> I've opened a support case with them now
13:41 <@Shadow404> (that moment of hesitance when you think that your laptop power brick has died again, only to find the plug is slightly loose, whew)
14:33 <@Evilpig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGc6QZX68Zc
14:33 < PigBot> Super Smash Bros Ultimate - Piranha Plant Official Reveal Trailer (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/y8ydz757
14:48 < Synx_hm> god damn it unifi, i just spun up a new controller verified its outbound natted out my WAN as most things on my mgmt network dont have wan access
14:48 < Synx_hm> and it keeps locking up when trying to download the updated firmware for my ap
15:03 < Synx_hm> i wonder if the AP itself does the download
15:04 < Synx_hm> because i temp allowed all mgmt vlan out the wan and boom it worked
15:04 < Synx_hm> if so that is super annoying
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16:35 < Synx_hm> wtf, tell me the new unifi controller doesn't require 'cloud connectivity' to turn on a guest wifi portal
16:41 < Synx_hm> disregard, they just chose a really poor phrase to describe the note
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