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10:38 < xray> a while back someone posted a link to a indestructible plastic bat. I lost the link. Does anyone have it. Thanks
10:59 <@eryc> xray: like this one ? https://i.imgur.com/d1Q1xTl.jpg
10:59 < PigBot> None (at i.imgur.com) http://tinyurl.com/y7uwfpw6
11:32 <@oddball> Here you go: https://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-92BS-Brooklyn-Smasher/dp/B002D4IJ0Y/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1529857910&sr=8-1&keywords=cold+steel+brooklyn+smasher
11:32 < PigBot> Amazon.com : Cold Steel Brooklyn Smasher : Baseball Bats : Sports & Outdoors (at www.amazon.com) http://tinyurl.com/ydero88l
11:52 <@eryc> here's another option: https://www.amazon.com/Blender-Accelerator-Compatible-Standard-Containers/dp/B00MV9F9ZE
11:52 < PigBot> Amazon.com: Blender Tamper Accelerator Compatible With Vitamix Classic Standard 64 Oz Containers: Kitchen & Dining (at www.amazon.com) http://tinyurl.com/y7lb6l6b
12:17 <@_NSAKEY> Can confirm, the bat is pretty much eternal.
12:17 <@_NSAKEY> I scuffed and nicked it a little, but I feel like a slugger teeball bat would have cracked under the same amount of force.
12:17 <@oddball> Thanks to Lynn Thompson's insanity.
12:22 <@eryc> i posted a snopes link on one of those immigration memes and got pounced on by like 20 people
12:22 <@eryc> one of them threatened to kick my ass 4 different times
12:23 <@eryc> so i sent a screenshot of them in a collage
12:23 <@eryc> to his wife
12:24 <@eryc> then i asked 7 different people he knows via a community organization for his contact info
12:24 <@eryc> 3 hits so far
12:25 <@eryc> i also sent an email to his wife's work email asking to speak with this guy
12:26 <@eryc> meanwhile the mutual friend had been telling me to back off because he's a 55yo former green beret
12:27 <@eryc> so i did and i was asked to let it go, which i did, then i got defriended after he continued to defend this guy
12:28 <@eryc> he also told me i should take the threats of him kicking my ass directly to him and keep my replies off his wall
12:29 <@eryc> so i'm waiting for an apology
12:30 <@eryc> i have an entire folder with recon data
12:31 <@eryc> had he not brought up something from my profile data to attack me (which was fake anyway), and then blocked me so that i couldn't view his profile, and then unblocked me just to threaten to kick my ass one more time, i would not have all this data.
12:33 <@eryc> so far the only people i've provided data to are his wife and the former friend, the rest were simple inquiries for contact info
12:34 <@eryc> and so he'll soon be aware that i'm creeping closer and closer to him
12:34 <@eryc> and so we wait.
12:35 <@eryc> his wife saw the image because she "reacted" with a teardrop emoji
12:36 <@eryc> it would be wise of them to apologize, but i'll let the stress settle in like a dense fog
12:39 <@eryc> i was really hoping things would go a different way and since i already knew which town he lived in a scheduled a time today so he could perform his kicking of ass duty
12:39 <@eryc> except instead of me i would have an uber driving waiting for him
12:40 <@eryc> so for a brief period i was thinking about all the wonderous places i could take him
12:41 <@eryc> one of the contenders was to take him to a diner in a shitty part of town and pre-order shit-on-a-shingle with 4 ice cubes on top (because it's his birthday)
12:43 <@eryc> and then he'd have to call his wife or someone to pick him up
12:46 <@eryc> at one point he told me "you obviously don't know me, and would recommend to do a little more homework"
12:46 < xray> Brooklyn Smasher is the one I was thinking of, thank you
12:47 <@eryc> i think that was just before he blocked me, so when he unblocked me to tell me about my ass-kicking, i took his advice and did some homework
12:49 <@eryc> while he waited for my response, i built up a folder of his entire life and his wife's
12:50 <@eryc> i don't really want to escalate thing any further but i'm glad some meathead idiot is still fuming today
12:51 <@eryc> and the shit i have on him would pretty much ruin his retirement
12:52 <@eryc> so kids, the lesson of the day, don't threaten people with violence on the internet.
12:53 <@eryc> i know everything about him and his wife, and he knows nothing about me.
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