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02:54 < aestetix> none of this sounds good
03:52 < aestetix> sigh
03:53 < aestetix> a group of students just came through the office
03:53 < aestetix> what's the saying.... they all got younger, I stayed the same age
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06:31 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:46  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
06:48 <@Dolemite> Ugh.   RHEL7 has no package for munpack.
06:49 <@Dolemite> I need a way to script going through every file in a directory (mbox) and extract the attachments.
06:50 <@Dolemite> Looks like it's time to cobble together some python
06:54 < aestetix> what is munpack?
07:00 <@Dolemite> A linux util to unpack a message.   Would let you extract the attachments via scripting.
07:01 <@Dolemite> I've got 18 months worth of DMARC analytics reports that were put into a directory on a linux box, but never processed, because the guy who was starting to set it up never finished...
07:03 <@Dolemite> each message is an XML file either gzip or zip formatted and attached
07:03 <@Dolemite> Now we want to run a script to yank all of those and feed them into Elastic
07:06 <@Dolemite> Looks like this will fit the bill
07:06 <@Dolemite> https://pypi.org/project/mail-parser/3.3.1/
07:06 < PigBot> mail-parser · PyPI (at pypi.org) http://tinyurl.com/ycvyko56
07:11 < aestetix> have you guys seen this Bully Hunters thing?
07:14 <@Dolemite> no
07:24 < aestetix> it has to be a joke
07:24 < aestetix> it was a group who would monitor counter-strike games for women being harassed, and then join the game and kill the person that was harassing them
07:55 <@Evilpig> this is what the internet was made for.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPSzbVwlfI8
07:55 < PigBot> Dancer Lilly Moon Eating Pizza Stage Show At Jumbos Clown Room (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/ya8o38rj
08:51 < dasunt> aestetix: LOL, that sounds hillarious.
09:16 <@Mirage> https://newcaliforniastate.com/
09:16 < PigBot> New California - New California, Freedom, Liberty (at newcaliforniastate.com) http://tinyurl.com/y7czvohq
09:16 <@Mirage> https://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-california-declares-independence-from-rest-of-state/
09:16 < PigBot> New California declares "independence" from rest of state - CBS News (at www.cbsnews.com) http://tinyurl.com/yb5yo4us
09:19 < aestetix> is twitter down?
09:20 <@_NSAKEY> Something is technically wrong.
09:20 <@_NSAKEY> Thanks for noticing—we're going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon.
09:20 < aestetix> nice
09:20 < aestetix> does it have the fail whale?
09:20 <@_NSAKEY> nO
09:20 <@_NSAKEY> *No
09:20 <@_NSAKEY> I think they retired that.
09:20 < aestetix> awww
09:20 <@Mirage> twitter being down is a public service, not a problem
09:21 < aestetix> I agree
09:21 <@Dolemite> ++
09:21 <@_NSAKEY> ^
09:21 <@Dolemite> docker took over the fail whale.
09:21 -!- _NSAKEY changed the topic of #se2600 to: GeekNIC 2018 May 18-20 | It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. | <@Mirage> twitter being down is a public service, not a problem
09:23 <@Evilpig> twitter isn't down.  it's just been optimized for page speed
09:30 < aestetix> https://www.vox.com/first-person/2018/4/11/17221344/mark-zuckerberg-facebook-cambridge-analytica
09:30 < PigBot> Mark Zuckerberg’s early motto was “companies over countries”  - Vox (at www.vox.com) http://tinyurl.com/ya8wothb
09:49 <@Mirage> https://www.cbsnews.com/news/harry-anderson-night-court-actor-dead-at-65/
09:49 < PigBot> Harry Anderson, Night Court actor, dead at 65 - CBS News (at www.cbsnews.com) http://tinyurl.com/ybk6qppz
10:02 <@Evilpig> ffs.  how can you get a job as an exchange administrator and not know what an mx record is?
10:02 <@Evilpig> better yet, how did this company hire more than one with that problem?
10:02 <@Dolemite> That's DNS, which clearly lies within scope of a System Admin, not an Exchange Admin.   LOL
10:02 <@Dagmar> because you'd be an _Exchange_ administrator, and they're not required to know anything useful
10:03 <@Dagmar> It's been Vanderbilt's mission for awhile now to collect people who know as little as humanly possible yet still remember to breathe
10:03 <@Evilpig> it's email god damnit.  exchange is an email server.  you have to know how email fucking works!  FUCK!
10:03 <@Dagmar> Otherwise how else do you explain Hogan becoming a directory
10:03 <@Dagmar> er director
10:03 <@Dagmar> Exchange is not an email server.
10:04 <@Dagmar> Exchange is a Microsoft Recommended Messaging Solution
10:04 <@Dagmar> One is *much* more important than the other.
10:04 <@Evilpig> I have a ticket in my queue where the exchange clown has created a mailling list for a domain, we're gonna call medicalcrap.com.  yet medicalcrap.com has no mx records at all.  so I message admin 1 and he is confused as to the nature of my question and sends it to the principle
10:05 <@Evilpig> the principle responds to me with a confused look, and then said he'd get back to me.
10:05 <@Dagmar> "Well, it looks like there's nothing for me to do here.  Good luck, guys."
10:05 <@Dagmar> Just walk away now before they can blame you for it not working
10:05 <@Dagmar> ...because they *will*.
10:06 <@Evilpig> oh i'm already in the middle of all their email shenanigans because of the vu/vumc split
10:07 <@Evilpig> we had a pissing matching going on between the ad guys and the exchange guys and I was getting a golden shower against my will
10:07 <@Dagmar> Well, until you're directly responsible for the Exchange servers or the existance of that mailing list, I'd close the ticket
10:07 <@Dagmar> Fuck every last one of those posturing assholes
10:07 <@Dagmar> The AD guys are idiots, and the Exchange team has like two people who aren't idiots
10:07 <@Evilpig> the result of that conflict was an executive decree that ad is moving to our dns infrastructure entirely
10:08 <@Dagmar> That's nice.  They actually tried to run their own DNS servers and failed, I take it?
10:08 <@Mirage> Scott and Tony?
10:08 <@Dagmar> Mirage: That's about the length of it
10:08 <@Evilpig> scott and tony weren't a part of it.  tony was the instigator for getting ad moved into infoblox though
10:09 <@Dagmar> BY the way, Antwan apparently lives up here in Goodlettsville now
10:09 <@Dagmar> Ad moved _into_ Infoblox?
10:09 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: ad runs dns as it's very nature
10:09 <@Evilpig> AD is moving into infoblox
10:10 <@Dagmar> So, now you get the Gang Of Four with the ability to crash/corrupt Infoblox whenever they feel like it
10:10 <@Dagmar> Great polan
10:10 <@Dagmar> I'm sure that's going to work out great
10:10 <@Evilpig> hopefully not.  
10:10 <@Dagmar> They're _complete_ idiots
10:11 <@Dagmar> These are the guys who when asked to produce a chart showing which of their machines connected to which other machines and how, never got past the point of drawing a fucking septagon
10:11 <@Dagmar> These are the guys who not _once_ managed to debug a DNS issue correctly
10:12 <@Dagmar> These are the guys who managed to have eight AD instances configured and running with SSL, each and every one of which might as well have been using ROT13
10:12 <@Evilpig> sounds like the right group
10:13 <@Dagmar> Three servers with one self-signed cert, three servers with a different self-signed cert, one cert from god only knows where with the wrong name on it entirely, and the self-generated CA used for six of them wasn't even self-signed so it would NEVER PASS AN SSL TRUST CHAIN CHECK
10:13 <@Dagmar> These are the fuckers who it took over a week to come to us to find out how to enable RH to _allow core dumps_
10:14 <@Dolemite> What, did they have SSL configured with the null cipher allowed?
10:14 <@Dolemite> ah
10:14 <@Dagmar> These are the fuckers who we had to take responsibility for a fucking init script to start their shit because it needed to be changed to ACTUALLY GODDAMN START SOMETHING AT BOOT TIME and they refused to acknowledge that there was a GLARING SYNTAX ERROR in their bash script that made the init script simply _crash_
10:15 <@Dagmar> Dolemite: No they literally turned off all the safety checks so their AD servers would even talk to each other
10:15 <@Dagmar> If you wanted to spin up your own and do any kind of MITM there was a pretty good chance you could have the AD servers think you just needed all the records migrated _to_ you
10:15 <@Dagmar> Fuck those guys *so* hard
10:16 <@Dagmar> Every goddamn time I had to look at their shit it made me want to hit someone
10:16 <@Dagmar> I almost certainly owe someone an _extreme_ backhanding just because of the way they set up the supposed machine LDAP accounts which have access to pretty much every LDAP attribute that isn't specific payroll data
10:18 <@Dagmar> I will certainly be looking to humiliate that pot-bellied little twat Brian
10:18 <@Dagmar> If I ever see him on the street, he'd better find somewhere else to go
10:19 <@Dagmar> That's the dumb shit that spammed half the office with the emali basically accusing me of not knowing how to do my job because I'd just moved up from the NOC
10:19 <@Dagmar> I really should have just filed a complaint with HR on that
10:19 <@Evilpig> another topic, anyone else local going to see weird al tonight?
10:53 <@opticron> shit, had I known earlier I might have planned to drive up
10:53 <@opticron> I've heard he's great on stage
10:54 <@Mirage> I saw him at Pleasure Island (Buena Vista, FL) waaaay back in '92 and it was awesome.
11:06 < aestetix> Dagmar: tell us how you really feel
11:10 <@Dagmar> aestetix: I feel like that group serves as a shining example of everything wrong with ITS at Vanderbilt
11:11 <@Dolemite> Along similar lines, I'm working on a compliance project.   Binding Operational Directive 18-01.   Thou shalt implement SPF+DMARC with a rule for Reject by 9/1.   So, of course, I keep telling the Exchange admin that we need to be analysing the RUA/RUF reports.   12 days ago I started a 14 day free trial with dmarcanalyzer.com to get an initial look, so we can have an idea of volume to pay for...
11:11 <@Dolemite> Only yesterday did he finally manage to create a distribution group for an email account.   11 freakin' days.
11:11 <@Dagmar> Oh dear
11:11 <@Dolemite> And he's so proud of it, he emails his manager and the Division Director.
11:12 <@Dolemite> So now I have 2 days to upload 2 years of backlogged RUA reports to the dmarcanalyzer website to see how bad it has been.
13:08  * ^020d places Vanderbilt application in shredder...  sets shredder on fire... stomps on the ashes.
13:35 < aestetix> heh
13:35 < aestetix> This is how I can tell the age of redditors
13:35 < aestetix> There's a thread asking for stories of people who were on a plane on 9/11
13:35 < aestetix> And all the stories are from people whose PARENTS were on a plane on 9/11
13:37 <@Mirage> ok, google-fu is weak today.  using div to create a scroll bar for displaying a log file on a web page.  anyone know how to make it the 'cursor' or whatever move to the bottom of the contents (scoll up for older entries) instead of at the top?
13:38 <@Dagmar> Probably shove an anchor link in the URL as the ultimate target and put that at the bottom
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14:08 <@Evilpig> Mirage: yeah you'll need some js to scroll it
14:08 <@Evilpig> give me a few and i'll dig it out.  I have it in opendcim for a log
14:27 <@Mirage> https://stackoverflow.com/questions/36328458/how-to-scroll-div-to-bottom
14:27 < PigBot> javascript - How to scroll div to bottom? - Stack Overflow (at stackoverflow.com) http://tinyurl.com/yd2d8hzs
14:27 <@Evilpig> that's pretty much what I sent you
14:32 <@Evilpig> https://github.com/samilliken/openDCIM/blob/master/scripts/common.js#L97
14:32 < PigBot> openDCIM/common.js at master · samilliken/openDCIM · GitHub (at github.com) http://tinyurl.com/y8hxhogh
14:55 <@Mirage> Evilpig: wife found you a new couch on craigslist. https://neworleans.craigslist.org/zip/6549095416.html
14:55 < PigBot> free strange couch - free stuff (at neworleans.craigslist.org) http://tinyurl.com/yd4esopn
14:55 <@Dagmar> heh
14:56 <@Dagmar> Of *course* it smells like ham
14:57 < ^020d> Scary part is the face was made from human skin.
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