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06:15 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:33  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
06:37  * Dolemite lets out a little gas
06:45 < Synx_hm> i am le tired
06:53 < Synx_hm> dafuq
06:53 < Synx_hm> #define LLADDR(s) ((caddr_t)((s)->sdl_data + (s)->sdl_nlen))
06:53 < Synx_hm> oh i get it, new pointer that offsets data by nlen
07:04 < Synx_hm> The malloc and free functions in Figure 3.34 are not the standard C library functions of the same name.
07:04 < Synx_hm> wtf
07:09 <@Dolemite> http://gizmodo.com/booster-an-app-for-rich-people-who-dont-want-to-pump-t-1797453868
07:09 < PigBot> Dolemite: That URL appears to have no HTML title within the first 30480 bytes.
07:10 <@Dolemite> I don't want to live on this planet anymore
07:11 < aestetix> it's the app response to new jersey
07:13 < Synx_hm> wait why did they use a picture of somebody pumping for you at a station
07:13 < Synx_hm> i hate that fucking shit in NE
07:13 < Synx_hm> but down lower its seems like this is mobile tankers that come to you?
07:14 < Synx_hm> i dont read so i just look at pictures
07:14 < aestetix> Dolemite: I think the line I heard about bay area startups is that they are creating an assisted living community for the young
07:14 <@Dolemite> Scroll down there's a picture of them pumping in a parking lot
07:14 <@Dolemite> aestetix: spot on
07:14 < Synx_hm> ya, i would totally use that surcharge depending
07:14 < Synx_hm> you know how many times ive got to get up at 3am to drive 10 hours but didn't have time the night before to fill my tank
07:14 < aestetix> It's funny since in San Francisco you can get a nice coffee for around $7
07:15 < aestetix> and in Berlin, for the same money, you can get a nice meal
07:15 < Synx_hm> thats a nice coffee but is it a starbucks coffee?
07:15 < aestetix> Synx_hm: probably blue bottle or some shit
07:16 < aestetix> whereas the local ubahn cafe charges 1 EUR for an espresso, which I think is totally reasonable
07:16 < aestetix> in SF, it would probably be more like $3-4
07:21 < Synx_hm> im on a fucking conf call right now with a UK customer and they have a bunch of vendors with PSO teams all over EU
07:22 < Synx_hm> for the past 5min i have not understood a single fucking word these people have been saying
07:23 < Synx_hm> its not helping that some fucking refuses to mute so we also have to listen to him beat his children
07:23 < aestetix> can't the moderator mute everyone?
07:24 < Synx_hm> you would think, yesterday somebody put the conf bridge on hold and left us listening to loud beeping, it took the 'moderator' (the project manager at this customer) 3 min to figure out how to bridge in a support team to do the muting for them
07:25 < Synx_hm> i loathe this customer
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07:30 < Synx_hm> ok somebody feel free to call me an idiot here... but why are there linux.h headers in freebsd source?
07:33 < Synx_hm> because every fucking thing about this struct i am working with is defined in sys/net/if.h except for this key fucking member thats used all over the source in network drivers
07:33 < Synx_hm> #define	ifr_hwaddr	ifr_ifru.ifru_hwaddr	/* MAC address */
07:33 < Synx_hm> no of course that is defined in some random linux header under sys/amd64/linux/linux.h
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07:43 < _NSAKEY> Synx_hm: Sounds like you work at a telco. Telco lingo is full of acronyms that nobody else uses or understands.
07:43 < Synx_hm> lol you read me like a book
07:44 < Synx_hm> work for a voip software/services company
07:44 < _NSAKEY> There's a book for that, recommended to me by a voip engineer. Newton's Telecom Dictionary.
07:45 < _NSAKEY> You can probably get a slightly older edition and be alright. There's a lot of older stuff that isn't relevant anymore, and some definitions that qualify more as personally biased commentary.
07:45 < Synx_hm> ha, i work in the underbelly so im fairly versed at this point but ill check it out for sure thank you... my point above was that i cannot understand any of these people due to their accents
07:46 < _NSAKEY> One that still trips me up is TN for telephone number. It makes sense, but in my head I keep asking myself, "Why are they talking about Tennessee?"
07:48 < Synx_hm> ha thats an odder, not heard that used before
07:48 < Synx_hm> but we speak in mostly TFN and DIDs
07:50 < _NSAKEY> I still think that most telco jargon is the industry's answer to carny.
07:58 < Synx_hm> haha
07:58 < Synx_hm> ya, what really bugs me is the usage of time division multiplexing jargon in a packet switched world
07:58 < Synx_hm> like calling something a SIP trunk
08:27 <@Corydon76> Has everybody in the path of the eclipse already gotten their eclipse glasses?
09:07 <@Evilpig> no
09:07 <@Evilpig> we were just discussing whether or not we are coming in to work that day
09:21 < Synx_hm> not me either
09:27 <@Dolemite> I already have glasses, but get more at the Boy Scout event we're doing out at Camp Buck Toms, which is very near the center line.
09:29 < aestetix> is there anyone who has been to every phreaknic?
09:34 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: Dagmar might come close. He was, I think, the only one who raised his hand during last year's opening ceremonies.
09:34 < aestetix> what happend at the opening ceremonies?
09:35 < _NSAKEY> Elonka started by asking everyone to raise their hands if this was their first PhreakNIC. Then it progressed into a game of Elonka counting back the number of PhreakNICs and those who had been kept their hands up.
09:35 < aestetix> ahh got it
09:36 < _NSAKEY> But that was the "first PhreakNIC" game. Still though, the pool of possible people who fit into your questions is extremely small.
09:54 < oddball> It's a fairly commonn thing during opening/closing ceremonies.
10:19 < oddball> And your daily dose of "the fuck?": The Boston Globe ran an article talking about how the solar eclipse will travel almost exclusively through counties that voted for Trump.
10:46 <@Evilpig> trump does control the path of celestial objects
10:47 <@Evilpig> pretty sure the celestial order is god -> trump -> beiber -> the pope
10:47 <@Evilpig> and the illuminati is in there someplace 
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10:50 <@Dagmar> So... I've just learned about an apparently ruthless thing Apple does with their iPhones...
10:51 <@Dagmar> Apparently, if you have a subscription of some kind (like Spotify) that's delinquent, you can't get any application updates until the delinquency is resolved.
10:51 <@Dagmar> So much for prioritizing user safety.
10:57 <@Evilpig> haha "all cauliflower is, is albino brocolli"
11:15 < _NSAKEY> Evilpig: That's a fair balance though. After all, Obama controls the weather.
11:26 <@Corydon76> Dagmar: yeah, I've known about that for awhile.  I had a situation where my saved card was invalidated due to the card number being stolen, so the charge on a purchase failed
11:57 <@Dagmar> It's impressive how relevant certain Consolidated songs remain
12:22 <@Evilpig> _NSAKEY: dolemite controls the weather
12:28 <@Dolemite> I can neither admit or deny any statements with regard to a weather control machine.
12:29 <@Dolemite> s/admin/confirm
12:29 <@Dolemite> ugh
12:29 <@Dolemite> s/admit/confirm
12:33 <@Corydon76> Dolemite: "nor"
12:34 <@Dolemite> Yeah, yeah.  I'm not well versed in the official government denial speak.
12:35 <@Corydon76> That's just what you want us to think...
12:36 <@Evilpig> Corydon76: keep pushing and a mysterious tornado will appear that the weather service will not confirm as ever having existed will show up
12:37 <@Evilpig> what's that term they keep trying to use for those?  microbursts?
12:37 <@Corydon76> I doubt it.  This neighborhood is full of people who work for the government, and they'll override his wishes for weather control.
12:38 <@Corydon76> Excuse me.  They don't work for the government.  They get paid by outside companies that have no verifiable connection to the government.
12:39 <@Corydon76> Not to mention, no verifiable income, nor verifiable work product.
12:41 <@Evilpig> fuuuuuuuuu.  monell's for lunch was probably a poor decision.  I'm ready for a nap
12:45 < aestetix> god
12:45 < aestetix> I fucking hate it when a torrent seed goes away when I'm like a megatbyte from it being done
13:42 <@Corydon76> I think I see an ingenious plan to making aestetix bald from tearing his hair out.
13:45 <@Dolemite> Hrmmm.  Is there an official term these days for a phone based phishing attack?
13:45 <@Dolemite> Just had someone call from 'Unknown Number' trying to get me to tell them info about a printer.
13:52 <@Evilpig> you did, right?
13:52 <@Evilpig> i'm not paying them if they didnt' get the goods
13:52 <@Dolemite> Um, sure.
14:23 < _NSAKEY> Corydon76: Remember that time I told you that you should type less? Try not typing at all.
14:24 <@Corydon76> _NSAKEY: Nope, don't remember that.  And no, I'm not going to cease typing.
14:25 < _NSAKEY> Of course you wouldn't. You're a poorly implemented chatbot.
14:25 <@Corydon76> And you're an ass.
14:26 < _NSAKEY> I've always owned up to that. You should update your corpus so that we're subjected to fewer cancerchats.
14:26 <@Corydon76> If you don't like what's typed in here, you are welcome to go elsewhere.
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14:28 < _NSAKEY> Why would I do that? You're the one who doesn't fit in.
14:28 < _NSAKEY> It isn't my fault that you're essentially Stupid SmarterChild.
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14:43 <@Evilpig> now you can unban yourself like the rest of us. don't be a dick
14:43 <@_NSAKEY> I apologize for nothing.
14:43 <@_NSAKEY> But, I don't abuse things like +o either.
14:44 <@Evilpig> I'm getting back to work now.  I have shit goig on
14:44 <@Evilpig> I started orphan black like two and a half hours ago and I still hae 30 minutes left
15:17 <@Mirage> Scary...
15:17 <@Mirage> https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/worlds-largest-penis-work-sex-2017-1
15:17 < PigBot> Mirage: That URL appears to have no HTML title within the first 30480 bytes.
15:18 <@Mirage> semi nsfw due to subject matter
15:20 <@Corydon76> I'm not touching that one with a nineteen inch pole
15:22 <@Mirage> lol
15:38 < dc0de[m]> Finally home resting...
15:45 < dc0de[m]> A half meter.  Mexican Goatse anyone?
16:18 <@Corydon76> Hah, Digicert is acquiring Symantec's SSL business after the browsers stopped trusting Symantec certs
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19:38 < Goat21> heya all
19:39 < Goat21> been a minute eh?
19:42 <@Evilpig> useless goat
19:42 <@Evilpig> heard you got one of them thar fancy deee-vorces
19:48 < Goat21> indeed sir. wasn't soo fancy
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19:58 < Goat21> anything new on yall's end?
20:08 <@Evilpig> nah.  just living
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20:12 < Goat21> well that's just boring...jeez pig..you should get married and then divorced.  it's what all the cool people are doing
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