--- Log opened Wed Jun 28 00:00:23 2017
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06:15 < _NSAKEY> https://twitter.com/mikko/status/879735944907296768
06:20 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:43  * aestetix_ hugs Dolemite 
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08:30 <@Dolemite> aestetix_: I was wondering if you were dead.  I went several days in a row with no hug.
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09:04 < Synx_hm> how be everybody
09:12 < _NSAKEY> Watching the world burn by way of petya.
09:12 < Synx_hm> ya holy shit im on with a big customer right now and one of their vendors was rejecting my emails last night
09:13 < Synx_hm> turns out Nuance has taken down their entire cloud offering, that is bad bad bad news
09:17 < dc0de[m]> I've got a Petya Jam.
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09:25 < Synx_hm> is there a new variant as of the past few hours? i thought i had ready yesterday morning it has basically stopped spreading
09:26 <@Evilpig> we just had this incident go out
09:26 <@Evilpig> "Issue:   These transcription services are down, reportedly due to malware incident at Nuance (vendor)."
09:29 < Synx_hm> ya i've been working with a lead nuance engineer on their new freespeech platform and as of yesterday he was cell phone only and had no laptop or access to his work doh
09:30 < _NSAKEY>  Synx_hm: Not to my knowledge. I was taking in the aftermath via the news.
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09:44 < Synx_hm> Evilpig, curious as i have not spoken to any of our other customers who rely on the Nuance cloud transcriptions services, does your org have failover to DTMF IVR menus automagically, i would assume most do
09:44 < Synx_hm> kinda curious what a sudden takedown of that service means for businesses who use it ha
09:44 < Synx_hm> assuming thats what you use the service for
09:47 <@Evilpig> Synx_hm: I have no idea of the impact.  it was just a notice that was sent out
09:48 < Synx_hm> got ya
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10:36 < Synx_hm> anybody on ATT uverse? and maybe uverse fiber?
10:37 < Synx_hm> i've been dicking around with their new ipv6 native dual stack
10:37 < Synx_hm> and some how managed to lock myself out in a way, their edge gateway will nolonger response to my router solicit messages :(
10:41 < Synx_hm> no amount of updown/release or changing my DUID allows me to get a response :( but i was able to get a /60 from there yesterday
11:29 <@dasunt> Oh, Trump now says that he knows healthcare well.
11:29 <@dasunt> Guess it wasn't that complicated after all.
11:29 <@Dolemite> Well he has the best doctor in the world telling you that he's the healthiest president we've ever had
11:30 <@Dolemite> So yeah, of course he knows healthcare
11:30 <@dasunt> Well, he said it was more complicated back in, what was it, March?
11:32 <@dasunt> Mr. Two Scoops must be a fast learner.
12:00 <@dasunt> Oh, and now Trump's blaming Amazon for using the Washington Post as a tax dodge.  (Amazon doesn't own WP, Jeff Bezo owns them both).
12:08 < aestetix_> HAHAHAHHAAH
12:08 < aestetix_> https://www.ubuntu.com/usn/usn-3341-1/
12:08 < PigBot> Title: USN-3341-1: Systemd vulnerability | Ubuntu (at www.ubuntu.com) http://tinyurl.com/yc2z8b57
12:08 < aestetix_> This is what happens when you try to reinvent the wheel, badly.
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13:19 <@rattle> What the hell is systemd doing resolving DNS?
13:19 <@rattle> Rather, let me put that another way..  What is PID 0 resolving DNS?
13:38 <@Evilpig> rattle: when it is serving web requests from the built in webserver
13:38 <@Evilpig> ALERT! A shooting has been reported at the Vanderbilt 100 Oaks campus. Seek shelter immediately! Police are responding. Updates will be posted to the website alertvu.vanderbilt.edu when they become available.
13:50 <@Evilpig> ALERT! A shooting has been reported at the Vanderbilt 100 Oaks campus. The suspect is in custody, Officers are on the scene. There is no ongoing threat! Updates will be posted to the website alertvu.vanderbilt.edu when they become available.
14:09 < cyberanger> rattle: both are bad, one is worse. PID 0 wow
14:11 <@rattle> This might be related to a sub process..  But still.
14:30 <@Dagmar> PID 0?  o.O
14:30 <@Dagmar> I guess PID 1 was murdered by NIH
14:31 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: I see the finally did what I fuckin' said to do
14:31 <@Dagmar> s/the/they
14:31 <@Evilpig> who what?
14:32 <@Dagmar> Whatever morons were in charge of the emergency alerts
14:32 <@Evilpig> they still put out stupid alerts
14:32 <@Dagmar> I said at the outset it needed to be on it's _own damn box_
14:32 <@Evilpig> that one was finally something real
14:32 <@Dagmar> ...and not, as what happened, all poised to shut www the fuck down
14:33 <@Evilpig> I think www.v.e might have moved to the cloud recently too
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15:01 <@Catonic> PID1: executed by ID 0
15:02 <@Catonic> Hey, if they ever to an active shooter drill... throw books at 'em until his nose is broken...
15:02 <@Catonic> *do
15:03 <@Catonic> When the liability cost outweighs the value of the training, they will discontinue the training.
15:03 <@Catonic> "Run, hide, piss thyself."
15:30 < K`Tetch_> in honor of Petya https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvfD5rnkTws
15:30 < PigBot> Title: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Virus Alert - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/c9qby9v
15:35 <@Mirage> Check out this dudes name.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40429477/this-man-had-the-chip-from-his-travel-card-implanted-under-his-skin
15:35 < PigBot> Mirage: That URL appears to have no HTML title within the first 30480 bytes.
15:36 < K`Tetch_> he copied Captain Cyborg then?
15:36 < K`Tetch_> (who put me off going to Reading Uni, since he was all style and no substance)
15:38 <@Mirage> It's not exactly rocket science to come up with the idea of implanting a prox chip under your skin.   There's not really anything noteworthy in the article, IMO, beyond the dude's name.
15:40 < K`Tetch_> well yeah, not now. Warwick [cyborg] was the first to do it mid-90s
15:54 <@Mirage> Nice..going right over Nashville.  https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/publications/NASA_map_508.pdf
15:54 < PigBot> Mirage: That URL appears to have no HTML title within the first 30480 bytes.
15:54 <@Mirage> PigBot: you suck
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16:07 <@Catonic> PigBot: bad Pigbot
16:07  * Catonic defenestrates Pigbot
16:30 < K`Tetch_> http://boingboing.net/2017/06/28/tom-the-dancing-bug-the-true-2.html
16:30 < PigBot> Title: The True, Top-Secret Story of Trumps Presidency / Boing Boing (at boingboing.net) http://tinyurl.com/ycb49w2p
16:51 <@Catonic> Does anyone truly know iptables?
16:51 <@Corydon76> s/Does/Can/
16:52 < aestetix> Catonic: spit out your question
16:53 <@Corydon76> And shouldn't you be asking about nftables?  iptables is deprecated.
16:53 < aestetix> how does nftables differ from iptables?
16:54 <@Corydon76> It replaces that, plus two other tools
16:54 < aestetix> Is it similar to how iptables replaced ipchains?
16:55 <@Corydon76> I don't remember ipchains, so I can't comment
16:55 < aestetix> ipchains was the precursor
16:56 <@Corydon76> Yes, I know it was the precursor.  But I don't remember how ipchains and iptables differed in functionality
16:56 < aestetix> https://linux-audit.com/differences-between-iptables-and-nftables-explained/
16:56 < PigBot> Title: Differences Between iptables and nftables Explained - Linux Audit (at linux-audit.com) http://tinyurl.com/y85r9qtn
16:56 < aestetix> this looks nice
16:58 < aestetix> https://wiki.nftables.org/wiki-nftables/index.php/Moving_from_iptables_to_nftables
16:58 < PigBot> Title: Moving from iptables to nftables - nftables wiki (at wiki.nftables.org) http://tinyurl.com/m8jlcnm
17:29 < _NSAKEY> rattle: The resolver didn't use the same PID as init, but it's still utterly stupid.
17:29 < _NSAKEY> I love how Poettering whined like a little girl about the assignment of the CVE.
17:32 <@rattle> nftables does look nice.  I would be really nice with a zone based policy manager laid on top of it.
17:36 < _NSAKEY> This is hilarious if you're like me and thinks Poettering just needs to be put in a corner and not allowed to talk: https://github.com/systemd/systemd/pull/5998
17:36 < PigBot> Title: Bugfix of null pointer p->question dereferencing by KulykIevgen · Pull Request #5998 · systemd/systemd · GitHub (at github.com) http://tinyurl.com/lgqoett
17:39 <@Catonic> I need to source NAT and destination NAT some traffic
17:39 <@Catonic> 123.123.123.123 -> 256.256.256.256 except it needs to change to some 192.168 addresses for the tunnel
17:40 <@Catonic> software is hard-headed and wants to bind to the outside IP only.
17:41 <@Catonic> in order for the tunnel to exist, 123.123.123.123 has connectivity to 256.256.256.256 externally, but I want to force traffic to go over the VPN using 192.168 addresses.
17:41 <@Catonic> so I can pick a given TCP and UDP port, say 443 and 53 to run services on.
17:42 <@Catonic> nc -s 123.123.123.123 256.256.256.256 443
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18:39 < K`Tetch_> wow, talk about coincidence. I'm watching videos of people getting revenge on tech support scammers, when my wife (working paid tech support) turns around and asks me to help because she's got a customer who... just got hit by a tech support scammer
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19:33 <@Dagmar> Catonic: Put yourself in the position of the software already
19:33 <@Dagmar> The answer would bite you
19:33 <@Dagmar> ...except it is an abstract concept and as such has no teeth
19:38 <@Catonic> short of adding that functionality to the software myself...
19:38 <@Catonic> otoh, it's open sores already
19:39 <@Catonic> just ludicriously poor on bandwidth savings
20:05 <@Dagmar> I strongly doubt that it's doing anything more than binding to 0.0.0.0.
20:08 <@Dagmar> FFS
20:09 <@Dagmar> Too stupid to live... http://www.newschannel5.com/news/national/pregnant-woman-shoots-kills-boyfriend-in-youtube-stunt
20:09 < PigBot> Title: Pregnant woman shoots, kills boyfriend in YouTube stunt - NewsChannel 5 Nashville (at www.newschannel5.com) http://tinyurl.com/y9un4kfq
20:09 <@Dagmar> Wait until you see what they were shooting.
20:09 <@Catonic> yeah... for reference, that's 1,500 ft-lbs of force into 0.5"
20:12 <@Catonic> 0.785 inches total area
20:12 < _NSAKEY> Dagmar: I think you've found a strong Darwin award contender.
20:13 <@Catonic> 1,910 PSI
20:13 <@Catonic> if it was a .50 BMG round, it would have been 15923 PSI
20:14 <@Catonic> unless my math is wrong. either way, 1,500 PSI or 12,500 PSI is pretty damn high
20:14 <@Catonic> .45 ACP is 525-575 ft-lbs
20:15 <@Dagmar> Any way you slice it, a 50-cal is going through anything short of War & Peace without even slowing down much
20:15 <@Catonic> 0.63585 sq inches. 825 PSI
20:15 <@Catonic> It was a .50AE.
20:16 <@Catonic> I've seen what .50 BMG does to brake rotors and engine blocks. It ain't pretty but it's entertaining.
20:16 <@Catonic> yeah, cinder blocks aren't very much of a bullet-stopper either.
20:21 < K`Tetch_> I rememebr the fun of speccing the bbots arena - working up from 9mm
20:22 < K`Tetch_> was kinda scarey
20:25 < K`Tetch_> alwyas afraid of riccochets
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