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03:00 < _NSAKEY> Dagmar: https://arstechnica.com/security/2017/06/web-host-agrees-to-pay-1m-after-its-hit-by-linux-targeting-ransomware/
03:00 < PigBot`> Title: Web host agrees to pay $1m after it’s hit by Linux-targeting ransomware | Ars Technica (at arstechnica.com) http://tinyurl.com/ycamvk8o
06:49 <@Dolemite> Mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
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08:30 <@Corydon76> _NSAKEY: in other words, the webhost did not use offline backups.
08:31 <@Corydon76> Or if they did, they failed to adequately test those backups.
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08:41 < _NSAKEY> Corydon76: Google translating that page reveals claims of "triple backups."
08:42 < _NSAKEY> There's also the fact that they were using a kernel that's almost 10 years old, and probably vulnerable at least one of enlightenment.tgz's exploits.
08:42 < _NSAKEY> 1. Get VPS on shitty Korean host.
08:43 < _NSAKEY> 2. Untar and run enlightenment to exploit the kernel and break out of the VM so you can ransomware the shit out of everything.
08:43 < _NSAKEY> 3. ????
08:43 < _NSAKEY> 4. PROFIT!
08:44 < _NSAKEY> With infrastructure that irresponsibly ancient, there's dozens of ways to reach the same end goal.
08:45 <@Dolemite> There is no honor is a 1000 day uptime
08:45 <@Dolemite> s/is/in
08:46 <@Dolemite> er
08:46 <@Dolemite> dammit
08:46 <@Dolemite> you know what I mean
08:46 < _NSAKEY> Yeah, uptime is a penis measuring contest for 90s dinosaurs.
09:19 <@dasunt> "Federal technology overhaul" to save a predicted one trillion dollars.  <- Best joke you'll hear all day.
09:29 <@Corydon76> I'm sure it will.  And it will save it by spending 5 trillion dollars, instead of 6.
09:30 <@Corydon76> That said, they've had some of the biggest boondoggles when it comes to developing new software
09:31 <@Corydon76> But how else are you supposed to do it?  It's not like there's a vendor which has off-the-shelf software for a huge agency that'll work.
09:32 <@Dolemite> No, what they'll do is shift the costs to private companies
09:33 <@dasunt> In the government's defense, anytime you decide to replace a big, outdated network, cost overruns are almost guaranteed.
09:34 <@dasunt> Add in government procurement procedures, and it's totally screwed.
09:35 <@Dolemite> Yep
09:36 <@Dolemite> So many of you know that Pig and I have worked for years on an open source data center management tool, called openDCIM
09:37 <@Dolemite> What is the GSA/OMB doing at this point?  Instead of pushing it, they are looking at negotiating a government wide site license with NLyte, a commercial version that does mostly the same things as openDCIM.
09:37 <@Dolemite> The biggest difference between openDCIM and Nlyte is that NLyte has a report generator built in.  Instead, we have an open RESTful API that you can poll and make your own reports.
09:41 <@Corydon76> And how much is NLyte giving in campaign contributions to various Congress critters?
09:53 <@NotLarry> Which he took in stride, as I would really expect.'
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09:54 <@NotLarry> Dolemite: sure we do, you mean "There in no honor in a 1000 day uptime"
09:55 <@NotLarry> Comcast was in my neighborhood today.  I thanked the tech for coming out.  When he asked why I said "29% packet loss consistantly over the last 2 months."  He assured me I wasn't the only one and he would take care of it.
10:28 <@Corydon76> NotLarry: 3 phone calls and 6 months later.....
10:35 <@Dagmar> You are failing at hassling Comcast.
10:35 <@Dagmar> That should be "3 phone calls and 6 days later...." at the most
10:37 <@NotLarry> Dolemite: I have 6000 cores, 7 petabytes and 1 100Gb connection to the internet.  I barely even go home to sleep anymore.  When they drop my $19/month internet for $50/month I will probably just drop the service:).
10:37 <@NotLarry> s/Dolemite/Dagmar
10:48 <@Corydon76> To be fair, since I moved to a neighborhood where all the residents are considerably above the poverty line, Comcast has been pretty reliable or at least more reliable than the electric service.
11:00 <@Mirage> Looking up a movie pig's got, not sure it's worth bothering with..
11:00 <@Mirage>  Opening Weekend: $7,370 (USA) (3 February 2017)
11:00 <@Mirage> Gross: $98,818 (USA) (28 April 2017)
11:01 <@Mirage> And it's a polish movie.
11:06 <@brimstone> now i need to know what it is
11:07 <@brimstone> Rings?
11:07 <@brimstone> no
11:07 <@brimstone> same day though
11:07 <@brimstone> more googling!
11:07  * Evilpig gets lots of wierd shit
11:08 <@brimstone> The Lure
11:08 <@brimstone> In Warsaw, a pair of mermaid sisters are adopted into a cabaret. While one seeks love with humans the other hungers to dine on the human population of the city.
11:08 <@Evilpig> the premise of that looked semi-interesting
11:08 <@Dolemite> As Evilpig would say, "You had me at dine"
11:18 <@Mirage> Evilpig: new restraunt opene up close to the house.   I think you'd be interested in the "Red Curry Duck" http://www.chefcrab.com/menu.html
11:18 < PigBot`> Title: Chef Crab - Plano - Cajun Seafood - Beer Bar - Menu (at www.chefcrab.com) http://tinyurl.com/y9twfzny
11:19 <@Mirage> Haven't checked the place out yet.  Still trying to wrap my head around the menu.   Cajun, chinese, thai...wtf
11:22 <@Mirage> Evilpig: actually, you might be more interested in the "Basil Duck"..stir fried
11:44 < dc0de[m]> Evilpig (IRC) certainly does get a wide variety of stuff. :) listening to Louis Armstrong right now...
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12:51 <@Dolemite> I got your weird, for you.  "Holy Rollers:  The True Story of Card Counting Christians"
12:51 <@Dolemite> Follow the rise of the largest and most well-funded blackjack team in America -- made up entirely of card-counting, churchgoing Christians. The players don't see blackjack as a sin; they take from casinos and give to their families and churches.
12:52 <@Dolemite> Or then theres "Twisted:  A Ballonamentary"
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12:52 <@Dolemite> A flying octopus. A Trojan horse. Two 100-foot-tall soccer players. All made out of balloons. These are just some of the masterful creations you will see as "TWISTED: A Balloonamentary" takes you right into the heart of Twist and Shout, one of the world's premier balloon twisting conventions. Exploring how eight balloon twisters' lives are dramatically changed by a little piece of latex, this hilarious
12:52 <@Dolemite> and heartwarming documentary is about passion, salvation, love, death, race, religion, and a whole lot of balloons. With animation narrated by JON STEWART, "TWISTED: A Balloonamentary" is a story about people who discover that once you can make a balloon dog, you can do anything.
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15:49 <@Catonic> I feel like I've been too productive today.
15:52 <@Catonic> Dolemite: that's disappointing about openDCIM, but hardly surprising.
15:52 <@Catonic> Mostly because procurement tends to be "we want to buy something!" "It's expensive." "Oh, we want to rent something." "and?" "We want to hire an army of people to support it!"
15:53 <@Catonic> Though I have to wonder if someone went and listed themselves as a GSA contractor and supported OpenDCIM....
15:54 <@Catonic> "Open-source, bad! Closed-source, secure!"
16:20 < dc0de[m]> Build a company to sell, support, and modify openDCIM for customers, companies.
16:21 < dc0de[m]> Pledge n% of profits goes to opensource work.
16:21 < dc0de[m]> Win win?
16:32 <@Catonic> yarly
16:34 <@Catonic> dc0de[m]: I think you've been in CA too long. You've got "the vision".
16:37 < dc0de[m]> No, I has ideas
16:37 < dc0de[m]> If I had vision, it's have investors
17:33 <@Catonic> investors...
17:33 <@Catonic> the problem with investors is that they won't let you buy them out when you're making money and when you're not, they want every cent they can get out of it.
17:34 <@Catonic> why am I suddenly reminded of a heroin addict?
17:42 < dc0de[m]> Free market gone wild
17:42 <@Dagmar> GDAX needs to get their shit together
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