--- Log opened Thu Dec 22 00:00:08 2016 05:58 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0, h0, h0ez! 05:59 * aestetix hugs Dolemite 07:52 < aestetix> http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/r/iPhone/Super+Mario+Run/feature.asp?c=72473 07:52 < PigBot> Title: What Super Mario Run would look like as a free to play game | iPhone | Pocket Gamer (at www.pocketgamer.co.uk) http://tinyurl.com/he72q5x 07:59 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: Are people actually complaining about the cost of Super Mario Run? 07:59 < aestetix> Have you seen its rating in the app store? 07:59 < aestetix> It has so many fucking 1 star reviews due to the price 07:59 < _NSAKEY> Isn't part of it free to play, at least? 07:59 < aestetix> Even though it is the best mobile game I have ever played 07:59 < _NSAKEY> Or is it $9.99 up front? 07:59 < aestetix> yes 07:59 < aestetix> the first three levels are free 08:00 < _NSAKEY> Wow. Those people need to stop their bitching then. 08:00 < aestetix> I haven't bought it yet (I will when I get paid) 08:00 < aestetix> but I've put 4-5 hours into the first three levels 08:00 < _NSAKEY> I see that as like the demo discs that used to come with some Playstation games. 08:00 < _NSAKEY> Nobody cried back in the 90s because the demo for Metal Gear Solid ended after you crawled into the air duct. 08:02 < aestetix> But yeah. 08:02 < aestetix> The main complaints are the $10 and that it always needs internet 08:02 < aestetix> This coming from the people who check their email nonstop 08:02 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: Is the single button a limiting issue? 08:03 < aestetix> no 08:03 < _NSAKEY> I held off on trying it because that sounded limiting and I was unclear whether part of it was free or not. 08:03 < aestetix> Like, the design that has gone into this game is astounding 08:03 < _NSAKEY> Given the direction games have gone with requiring online connectivity, I don't even see that as a reason to cry. 08:03 < aestetix> right 08:03 < _NSAKEY> It's Nintendo. What do you expect? 08:03 < aestetix> These kids are complaining they can't play it on an airplane 08:04 < aestetix> And OMG $10 08:04 < _NSAKEY> I watched a video semi-recently about the thought that went into Level 1-1 of the original Super Mario Bros. 08:05 < aestetix> well I mean 08:05 < aestetix> for super mario run... it is clear to me that the first level in particular was designed to train you how to play 08:05 < aestetix> because of all the coin placements and so on 08:05 < _NSAKEY> Yeah, and Nintendo's pretty much done that since they pivoted from toys to video games. 08:06 < aestetix> I was with a friend this weekend who was bragging he'd completed the game in only like two hours 08:06 < aestetix> and I asked him, and sure enough, he hadn't tried to get the coins 08:06 < aestetix> He went back to level 1, and when he started the second coin tier, he said "holy shit this is hard" 08:06 < _NSAKEY> They've made some blunders over the years, but designing early levels of games to train people without a long tutorial has been a hallmark of their first party titles going back to the beginning. 08:07 < aestetix> yeah in this case I think the only blunder is that the app store is a cesspool filled with entitled millennials 08:07 < _NSAKEY> It sounds like these kids need to quit Starbucks for a few days if they want to be able to afford Super Mario Run. 08:07 < aestetix> It is making me think that "boy, I'm getting my whip" needs to come back 08:09 < aestetix> https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/super-mario-run/id1145275343?mt=8 08:09 < PigBot> Title: Super Mario Run on the App Store (at itunes.apple.com) http://tinyurl.com/hayu692 08:10 < _NSAKEY> 21 levels for $10? That isn't terrible if the game is good. 08:10 < aestetix> well here is the thing 08:11 < aestetix> every level has 5 pink coins 08:11 < aestetix> once you get them, it lets you try to collect red coincs 08:11 < aestetix> if you select the 5 red coin challenge, the level changes 08:11 < aestetix> and again for the third tier (black) 08:11 < aestetix> so it's actually 21*3 levels 08:11 < _NSAKEY> Mario 64 had 15 "main" levels, not counting random hidden areas, and all those levels had 7 stars. 08:11 < _NSAKEY> So, the level count itself doesn't bother me. 08:11 < aestetix> right 08:11 < aestetix> this is similar 08:12 < _NSAKEY> Considering Nintendo 64 carts were $50-60 when they were new, that isn't terrible. 08:13 < _NSAKEY> And given how Nintendo tends to re-release old games for new platforms, I think it's fair to say that they're at least doing good with their copyrights. It's not like the film industry, where they sit on the rights and don't re-release because reasons, then get butthurt because someone pirates it. 08:13 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: you see any potential insanity happening here? https://gist.github.com/wilpig/eee6ef3946b48daa2fa9b99b0f56ae3d 08:13 < PigBot> Title: plexcloud ยท GitHub (at gist.github.com) http://tinyurl.com/j5ol8rv 08:13 < aestetix> the NES classic deserves way more complaints than Super Mario Run 08:13 < aestetix> since they haven't actually done anything new. 08:14 < aestetix> and yet there are lines at every store to get one 08:14 < _NSAKEY> 30 games for $60 and having HDMI support isn't terrible, especially for casuals who aren't aware of the raspberry pi. 08:15 < aestetix> yep 08:15 < aestetix> I'm not saying it's bad 08:15 < aestetix> I'm saying if you complain about either the nes classic or the mario run game, it should be about the nes classic 08:15 < _NSAKEY> I have no desire to get the NES classic, since I have a box hooked up to my TV and the No-Intro ROM set. 08:17 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: I did some digging. Apparently Super Mario 64 was $70 at launch. 08:19 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: Just installed Super Mario Run. I feel like Peach saying "I'll bake a cake!" is supposed to be code for something. 08:19 < aestetix> haha 08:22 < _NSAKEY> Ok, I just played the intro section. This reminds me of those auto-scroll levels. Are any of the children crying their triggered little eyes out about that, or just over the price? 08:33 < aestetix> _NSAKEY: what do you think so far 08:35 < _NSAKEY> I only played the intro. I liked it, but I think I need to replay the intro. 09:49 <@Dagmar> Most of the people are complaining about the one-time price 09:49 <@Dagmar> Frankly I think they should be complaining about the francise being used to make another damn Temple Run game 10:04 < aestetix> It's not like temple run 10:04 < aestetix> Temple run is generated on the fly and endless 10:16 -!- TheDukh [~thedukh@2607:fcc8:ac80:d900:71a5:a85c:b183:a90] has joined #se2600 10:31 < oddball> Dear god. There are people bitching that the TSA might not recognize ID from states that haven't conformed to the Real ID law by 2018. Nevermind that the law passed in 2005. 10:34 < aestetix> Remind that the law is fascist 10:34 < aestetix> er, nevermind 10:34 < aestetix> Also, nevermind that the US in theory has free mobility within the country 10:35 < oddball> But you've had to show ID to board a plane for a long time. 10:35 < aestetix> only in the US 10:36 < aestetix> Europe has free movement in schengen, you can fly to other countries in schengen without showing ID 10:36 < oddball> Really? huh. 10:36 < aestetix> which I just did less than a week ago 10:36 < aestetix> yeah all you need is a boarding pass 10:36 < aestetix> this is why I'm saying the TSA is fascist. 10:36 < oddball> Of course, this is another one of those "you're arguing the wrong thing." in my mind. 10:37 < aestetix> I have traveled by air to other COUNTRIES without showing ID 10:37 < oddball> If you want to argue against needing to show ID to board a plane, awesome! right there with you. 10:37 < aestetix> In terms of recognizing ID from certain states, I can see a states rights lawsuit in the making 10:38 < oddball> Requiring the states to conform to some sort of national standard for something that has become a default national ID? Yeah... don't see an issue. 10:38 < aestetix> It depends on what the standard is and how it was pushed through 10:38 < aestetix> I speak as someone who has been showing up at those meetings for a few years to prevent bad standards 10:38 < aestetix> :) 10:39 < aestetix> I love it when the topic of ID databases comes up, I usually ask something about "so what do you do when it gets hacked" 10:39 < aestetix> and there is silence, and the item quietly goes off the agenda without getting approved 10:40 < aestetix> or the lobbyist from some contractor speaks up about their security, so I ask about third party security audits 10:40 < oddball> The standard is "full legal name, sex, date of birth, home address, picture of your face, and signature." 10:40 < oddball> Which, frankly, most of the states already required. 10:41 < oddball> Oh, I forgot a unique ID. 10:41 < aestetix> on that note I need to go home 10:41 < aestetix> ttfn 10:43 <@Dagmar> I don't suppose we can do something about the interference in other country's politics that's the _reason_ we have terrorists 10:43 <@Dagmar> That would be too hard 10:43 <@Dagmar> Also, much less expensive. 10:43 < _NSAKEY> Dagmar: It also doesn't involve naked power grabs, so that alone kills the idea. 10:44 < oddball> Honestly? We're fucked in that regard at this point. 10:44 < _NSAKEY> We were past the point of no return once we took that job away from the British. 10:44 < oddball> We're evil if we interfere, and we're evil if we stand back at watch dictators slaughter their people. 11:19 -!- TheDukh [~thedukh@2607:fcc8:ac80:d900:71a5:a85c:b183:a90] has quit [] 11:22 -!- robogoat [~robogoat@163.172.136.88] has quit [Ping timeout: 248 seconds] 11:40 -!- robogoat [~robogoat@163.172.136.88] has joined #se2600 12:04 -!- klixa-cloud [uid861@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cqixrdymmysfplkg] has joined #se2600 12:04 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa-cloud] by ChanServ 12:12 -!- TheDukh [~thedukh@2607:fcc8:ac80:d900:45e9:7db:1e44:f860] has joined #se2600 12:29 <@Dagmar> THe problem being, most of the time, we're selling weapons to one side or _both_ sides when slaughtering happens 13:19 -!- rhia [~rhia@2601:601:4000:da79:82ee:73ff:fe64:1308] has quit [Ping timeout: 258 seconds] 13:25 < aestetix> brimstone: ping 13:25 < xray> pong 13:26 < aestetix> uh 13:31 -!- rhia [~rhia@2601:601:4000:da79:82ee:73ff:fe64:1308] has joined #se2600 13:31 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rhia] by ChanServ 13:48 < xray> aestetix: haven't seen brimstone today 14:35 -!- TheDukh [~thedukh@2607:fcc8:ac80:d900:45e9:7db:1e44:f860] has quit [] 14:39 <@brimstone> Hihi 14:41 <@brimstone> @aestetix: pong 15:07 -!- klixa-cloud [uid861@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cqixrdymmysfplkg] has quit [Quit: Connection closed for inactivity] 15:21 -!- TheDukh [~thedukh@2607:fcc8:ac80:d900:45e9:7db:1e44:f860] has joined #se2600 15:25 -!- TheDukh [~thedukh@2607:fcc8:ac80:d900:45e9:7db:1e44:f860] has quit [Client Quit] 15:27 < operat0r[m]> brimstone: 1TB csv ftw 15:47 < _NSAKEY> operat0r[m]: Yahoo MD5s? 15:48 < operat0r[m]> Hah no internal vuln data 16:28 < _NSAKEY> Here's a fun question: Have any of you guys ever messed with Quanta LB4M switches before? 16:46 < dasunt> Nope. 16:50 < xray> No 17:03 -!- TheDukh [~thedukh@2607:fcc8:ac80:d900:71a5:a85c:b183:a90] has joined #se2600 20:45 < aestetix> brimstone: yo 20:45 < aestetix> brimstone: still around? 20:48 < ware> more slender and vertical than around imo 20:50 < aestetix> ware: how are your cows? 21:11 -!- rhia [~rhia@2601:601:4000:da79:82ee:73ff:fe64:1308] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 21:17 -!- rpifan [~rpi@205.185.108.58] has joined #se2600 21:21 < ware> my cows? 21:22 < ware> your mom hasnt been over in a week or so 21:22 < ware> ayy 21:23 -!- rhia [~rhia@2601:601:4000:da79:82ee:73ff:fe64:1308] has joined #se2600 21:23 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rhia] by ChanServ 22:29 -!- rhia [~rhia@2601:601:4000:da79:82ee:73ff:fe64:1308] has quit [Ping timeout: 258 seconds] 22:41 -!- rhia [~rhia@2601:601:4000:da79:82ee:73ff:fe64:1308] has joined #se2600 22:41 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rhia] by ChanServ 22:46 -!- NotLarry_ is now known as NotLarry 23:11 -!- rpifan [~rpi@205.185.108.58] has quit [Quit: Leaving...] 23:36 -!- rpifan [~rpi@205.185.108.58] has joined #se2600 --- Log closed Fri Dec 23 00:00:10 2016